Russell Beattie

I can't believe it's here again... I jumped into #mobitopia for a late night hello, and was surprised to learn that yes, it is International Talk Like A Pirate Day again... I wouldn't be a good Pastafarian if I didn't celebrate it now, would I? Of course the problem is that except for the odd "arrrrr" now and then, and a fondness for Keira Knightley, I'm not really very good at the whole pirate stuff.

But avast ye hardies, celebrate I will, as best I can... arrrrr!

-Russ