JohnCompanies had a little scheduled downtime that ran long last night/this morning (depending on which side of the glob you're on). No biggie... John still rules. I did, however, find out my startup scripts don't work, but not until I arrived at work behind the big-ass firewall.
My wife, Ana, also rules. I just called her up and said, "Honey? I need you to restart my web server for me" and she was like, "no problem." I had to walk her through some stuff, but she SSHed into my Linux server and started up MySQL and OrionServer for me in like 2 minutes...