It's been a while since I just quoted another blog without much comment, but here goes. I got this from Erik just now. It caused deeeeep belly laughs:
I've said it before, and I'll say it 'till I loose my voice: I fucking hate Java I/O. All I want to do is get all the contents of whatever's in a stream, a reader, buffer, or whatever the hell else I have a handle on. Can I just call something like the below:String contents = new File("somefile.txt").getAllMyShit();
Of course the fuck not! I have to keep track of
chararrays, or some stupid ass shit in a
whileblock. I just want the God damned content, I don't care how the JDK gets it out of there.
OK, I feel better now.
Oh my goodness, what a laugh. I *love* that method name. I may add one tonight just so I can laugh everytime I look at it. Man, I feel better too...