I was visiting Mike and Elle tonight and Elle pulled out this 2005 calendar she just got from Gartner. She couldn't wait to show me the month of April in this hip, shiny calendar expounding the virtures of Gartner's prognostication and analytical ability. April's image had the label "Get Mobile." Sounds okay, right?
Is that a PalmPilot 5000?!?! Are you kidding me? When was that new, 1996!?! What are these guys, morons?
Remind me to read any Gartner analysis with a grain of salt from now on.