Tweets

June 2007

Saturday 6/9

At some point I'm going to have to learn how to get more than 4 hours sleep at a time again.
@grbr - Embrace your inner Leave It To Beaver!

Thursday 6/14

Ahhhhhhhhh... it's starting to cool down now. Happily I won't have to empty the fridge out to make a space to sit.
Watching WarGames... Man I so wanted to have that computer setup at home (and to date Ally Sheedy of course)

Sunday 6/17

Just created a Facebook App for videos from the my.mowser.com social network powered by Ning...
@gaberivera: My aggregator doesn't rely on an algorithm, so it's easier to unsubscribe... (However, I do have to scroll through TechMeme qui
Watching Tiger at the U.S. Open... Cabrera is up 3 at this point, it doesn't look good for our man.

Monday 6/18

@admblog HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THOSE, um.. LAMPS.

Saturday 6/23

Downloaded Galaga for the Wii and my 5yo munchkin is now intensely zapping aliens. How many quarters did I spend on that game?

Tuesday 6/26

I remember, I remember when I lost my mind, there was something so pleasant about that place.

Friday 6/29

Just watched as someone with an iPhone in New Jersey hit my site looking for free porn wallpapers. It's an hour early!
Just walked in with the iPhone. Palo Alto store was a 10 minute wait...

Saturday 6/30

Still waiting for iPhone activation... la-da-di-dum... twiddle.... twiddle...
still waiting for AT&T to activate my iPhone... I have a shiny little iBrick sitting on my desk. So cute.

July 2007

Sunday 7/1

@grbr: Good thing it wasn't me next to Steve... After genuflecting, I would most likely have given him a bitch slap.
@rodrigo1971: invite me. :-)

Wednesday 7/4

Tell the world: An iPhone hack to type a period! http://tinyurl.com/2zwvvo

Thursday 7/5

My twitters aren't ever very interesting... I'm going to start making stuff up.
Recovering from post a post heroin binge.

Saturday 7/7

I can't believe I just watched a Rock Paper Scissors competition on ESPN. But I did... And it was pretty good.

Sunday 7/8

watching How It's Made marathon while reading about Django...

Monday 7/9

just dropped the munchkin off at daycare. Yes, it's almost lunchtime... but there were legos to be built, people!
testing out beejive for iPhone. Looks and works great!

Saturday 7/21

Watching Soccer with the Munchkin... Waiting for Beckham to play his first game for the Galaxy..

September 2007

Sunday 9/2

I haven't updated Twitter in a long time... people keep adding me though. Hello.

December 2007

Wednesday 12/19

My first twitter since July...
Okay, so I turned IM notifications back on and added the Twitter bot... I feel like a year has disappeared somewhere... Wasn't I doing ...
Going off to pick up the munchkin from Kindergarten.
How can my parents' scanner and printer break *every day*?!? How is that possible?!?
W00t... Toys R Us is open until Midnight!

Thursday 12/20

An hour and half shopping in Toys R Us trying to find the right combo, and someone steals my cart when I look away for a minute.
http://tinyurl.com/29ps49 Stop Letting Google Transcode Your Content!

Friday 12/21

Helping the kid write numbers and letters. How do you use a pencil again? I'm almost not sure...
Twas four nights before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Wow, those invites from Loic went fast.
It just dawned on me what they were...
Ooh, I have invites for Mowser too. It's a special code you type in that text area in the top of your browser... http://mowser.com

Saturday 12/22

Ahh, "I Am Legend" is actually some twisted Christian propaganda flick. I was wondering why everyone said it sucked.
Lego Star Wars is super mega fantastic.
Watching Empire Strikes Back with the munchkin, it's his first time... we're stopping every chapter to play it in Lego Star Wars. Cooles ...
Whenever I buy a tub of half chocolate/half vanilla ice cream, I always end up with 1/4 tub of chocolate left.
Trying to figure out the best way of incorporating Twitter into my blog... just the feed? sidebar? Should I use the API?

Sunday 12/23

Wow! 599 different users have tested 711 urls in Mowser Compare! http://pub.mowser.com/compare.php
The stampede of unsubscribers has begun! The unbearable pain of Twittering is too much for them.
Wrapped presents, watched McLaughlin Group, going to bed waaay too late.
/me is watching Scoble's Qik with fascination.
just sat down at the computer to another dozen messages about tweets in my main feed. What a debacle.

Monday 12/24

@JeffClavier - I'd love an invite! :-)
@JeffClavier THANKS Jeff!
Life: You believe in Santa. You don't believe in Santa. You are Santa. You look like Santa... (About to pull out the presents for the mo ...

Tuesday 12/25

Kid's in bed, I'm wrecked.

Saturday 12/29

They repossessed my car again. 3 days late, including Christmas, and they took it last night sometime. (I'm not sure if I have the energ ...
Everyone should live this way for a while, to see how badly the bottom 1/3rd of the US are treated.
While the top third enjoy counting and re-counting their money on Wesabe. Yay.

January 2008

Saturday 1/5

holy thunderclaps batman.

Sunday 1/6

When is Twitter going to implement hashtags natively... it's a no brainer.
@jonathanhstrauss @t3killer Congrats on the Yahoo! Mobile Widget launch at CES!

Monday 1/7

Watching them count votes in Dixville Notch. I grew up 30 miles away from there...
@jonathanhstrauss still waiting for http://beta.m.yahoo.com/ to go live. :-)

Friday 1/11

Adding Sandy to my twitter list...

Tuesday 1/15

Hmm. I wonder if anyone is going to do some sort of live streaming of the keynote...

Thursday 1/31

testing Twitter just to see if it's live... yep. :-)

February 2008

Sunday 2/3

Testing a new twitter thing, daily blog updates...
Writing a daily PHP script... I should do this in another language to learn, but it needs to be compatible with my blog software... LAZY.
I should throw some < markup in here as well, just to test... and some 's.
Okay, all cronned up and ready to post at 11:59 p.m. every day... I wonder if people what people will freak out about this time...
Doesn't look good for the pats...
It seemed so quiet around my apartment... like it was near midnight. Now the game's over and it's chaos. Cars, people, noise... wow.
I need to turn the TV off now.
Watching the commercials: http://tinyurl.com/3xxjnu

Monday 2/4

Watching a Google video instead of working: (What's wrong with Gravity) http://tinyurl.com/3du4pw <http://tinyurl.com/3du4pw>
Messing with Seeqpod's API... very cool
New Mowser feature, mobile MP3 search: http://m.mowser.com/mp3/u2
@marshallk Wow! Thanks for the link love! And the comment - like I said, you know better than me about those widget tools! :-)

Tuesday 2/5

@moof - Took about 4 lines of PHP... We'll see how long Seeqpod sticks around
@twhume - I can't imagine the Venn diagramm of Twitter users, Mac heads and Geneva has much overlap.
Watching Obama... he's such a rock star.

Wednesday 2/6

The munchkin is home sick today... watching Dragon Tales and drinking hot chocolate. Being 5yo rocks.
Twitter IM is on the fritz again... At least it is for me.

Sunday 2/10

Twitter is freaking out and forwarding everything to my phone... (Hello IM Bot... I'm here!)
Today's culinary tip: Safeway brand Rice Krispies taste just as good as the real thing. The bargain Ritz crackers don't though.

Monday 2/11

@jhstrauss - open your email client, and write your thoughts to a friend. And then instead of sending it, copy/paste it into your blog. :-)
I just installed Twitux for Ubuntu... my first Twitter client. I should look and see what other ones are available... any suggestions?

Tuesday 2/12

I fixed the damn Orkut login bug. Thank god. 50 problem reports a day were killing me. You'd think Google would make a mobile version, no?
Twitter just woke me up via SMS... it's not supposed to be sending them to my phone, but it is.
O BA MA! O BA MA!
Is your blog or website mobilized? If not, then use Mowser! I'll help!
@marshallk - "UNSUPPORTED PLATFORM ERROR: This video is not supported on the current platform" ... meh to CNN. :-)
Thanks for the support, @Erik! (Hmm.. why aren't you on Jabber any more?)
I'm *so* sick of eHarmony commercials - those fucking fundamentalist christian, homophobic assholes should be run out of business.

Thursday 2/14

Hmm... been ranting a lot lately, I'll have to be more upbeat for a bit. Yay!
Was looking to try that heart thing, but roughly 8 of the 189 people following me on Twitter are women, and I don't know them well enough!
I think my Facebook contacts have a similar M/F ratio. I need to get out of the house more.

Tuesday 2/19

Twitux suddenly won't log in... tested my username/pass on the APIs from curl and it worked no problem. Weird... Back to flaky IM.
@davewiner - Classic Rovian tactics, attack your opponent's strongest trait.
Ahh, my keyring daemon wasn't running for some reason, hosing Twitux.
I actually think I like the IM interface better. I just hope Twitter realizes I'm online. It likes to stop sending stuff to IM periodically.
@derricks - I actually went through and manually turned on just about everyone for notifications a while ago as an attempt to fix it.
UNBELIEVABLE amount of spam tonight. Spamassassin is just missing tons of stuff... god I hate email.

Wednesday 2/20

Did all of #mobitopia just move to Twitter en masse? jim, martin, gustaf, moof, erik, vero!?!?
It's "ski-week" at my kid's Atherton (read psychotically rich) elementary school so I have a new office mate this week.
Ski week is different from Spring Break which is next month... Being a teacher in Atherton is a good gig.
Alex is currently "heads-down" on the Windows PC working away at some Backyardigans online games. http://www.nickjr.com/playtime
Safeway $2 frozen pizzas rule.
@JamesPearce I just saw that http://metajam.mobi uses Mowser for external links! Awesome!
I just mapped F4 to "Clear Scrollback" in Pidgin on Ubuntu (Gnome rocks like that). Works awesome - equivalent to "mark all read".
installing wine from winehq rather than Ubuntu's repositories... in theory I can run Safari that way. http://www.winehq.org/site/downloa ...
Wow, it worked!

Thursday 2/21

@derricks - The lego MMO is two years away though! :-( I guess my kid will be 8 when it hits, which will be just about perfect though.
Spilled a glass of water on my desk...
Well, it probably need a cleaning... and my wallet.. and a few phones... some bills... my notebook... my n800... a chocolate bar...
Jumper was pretty good... I liked how it ended. I hope they make another one. Hayden can't act, but we all knew that.

Friday 2/22

@cksthree - checking out your post about Gears of War II - just noticed you're working at Mahalo, but your Top 50 Mahalo Pages sidebar i ...
@cksthree - Mahalo looks pretty good through Mowser... Are you guys going mobile at some point?
Just got the final minikit in Lego Star Wars II with the munchkin. It's been like 3 months solid of playing this game. Finally!

Sunday 2/24

Just posted about Twitter! http://tinyurl.com/2scblt and now I'm twittering about it!

Monday 2/25

Shifd uses Mowser! Awesome!! Thanks a ton @nickbilton and @myoung !!

Thursday 2/28

"Lookit! R2D2. I think that bad guy likes him a lot because he's so shiny!" - my son watching Return of the Jedi.
"The bad guys like the robot good guys because they don't have any zappers."
"Woah, I think they like R2 a lot."
"I saw Boba Fett! There's Boba Fett! Awwww, you missed it!"
"Ewwwwwww!" (upon seeing Jaba eat a slimy thing from a bowl).
"ChewBOK... that's what he called Chewbacca"
"Lookit! There's Boba Fett."
"Lando Cal-riz-ean... that's the guy that was in cloud city. Look, they put Chewbacca in jail..."
"I think that's Luke. That has to be Luke. Oh! I know it's Princess Leia! It's Princess Leia for real!"
"That's where... um... behind that little thing is the bad guys."
"I wonder where her zapper is?"
"There's Han Solo. Put in jail."
"Luke's going to come in in a second."
"I think that's Luke right now. That has to be Luke, he's the only one that's not here. It's really Luke."
"R2 has Luke's light saber so it can be safe. No one can open those blue rectangles."
"I think Luke is going to cut off his arm."
"He's going to get him with the door."
"He's really sad."
"Hey, I rode on those before in the video game... Oh! I love this part!"
"Luke lived in this place."
"That's a pretty hard thing to zap."
"Well... not yet he's gonna die. R2D2 has his light saber!"
"He used his rocket!"
"Boba Fett got eated! Yay!"
Ate, Alex. "He got ated by the monster." No, no... Eaten. "Eaten."
"R2D2 sprayed electricity!"
"R2D2 likes C3PO, so he falls down with him."
"The X-Wing Fighter was following the Millenium Falcon.."
"He wants to get more powers!"
"Those red protector things were in the video game. Remember those guys?"
"The storms troopers are like a ton of them. They keep coming and coming, and they never stop coming, ever. "
"Except when the emperor dies."
"Yoda's going to disappear. Because he's so good at the force."
Lunch is almost over... and it's gorgeous out. Time to get this kid some sun.

March 2008

Saturday 3/1

What's the little "lock" symbol next to some people's names in Twitter for?
@derricks I just saw your t-shirt comment (I need to check replies more often). Wow, that's a seriously old shirt. Look, Listen, Learn! :-)
@miker, why aren't you on IM?
@miker - you forgot Amazon's TextPayMe http://textpayme.amazon.com
So has anyone actually started development on an "Open Twitter" server yet? Or is it still in the talking/hand-waving phase?
I'm going write up an OpenTwitter prototype... Python or Ruby? (I could do it quicker in PHP, but everyone would say, "eeeeww! PHP! sukz"
It needs a name... Chirper? Pinger? Warbler? Chirrup? Peep? (The last one is fun because it's also "peeple"...)
@neuraxon77 Erlang?!? LOL. Craig, I just want to create a prototype. And I want to actually get it done. :-) Python is scalable "enough".
I'm always amazed at how fucking bad Python documentation is. http://tinyurl.com/yxwmtx
@derricks You should try to give something away for free sometime. I emptied my garage last summer and it took minutes.
One guy showed up to pick up a futon/couch. The entire back of his minivan was covered in loaves of Wonder bread. No idea why.
I thought he was going to put the futon on his roof or something, but as I was helping him, he just put it on top of the bread...
Not being able to resist, I said, "Wow, that's a lot of bread." And he asked me if I wanted some... "Um. Ahh. No... Thanks though!"
You meet all kinds of people on Craigslist. :-)
I have no idea what I'm doing with Py... Starting with a tiny web server... next I'll thread in a chat bot: http://rab.cc/download/peep.py
@neuraxon77 I was sorta thinking SQLite... Or maybe just a normal hash that's serialized. I'm boring like that. :-)
ooh... someone has already written a gTalk "conference bot"... interesting! http://tinyurl.com/8v57b
Woops. I'm going to have to learn how to spawn a thread or something in Python. 3 minutes in and I'm over my head. :-)
Okay, found another project - chatbot plus http server already. May be easier to expand on it: http://tinyurl.com/34kfo5
@moof - looking up async...
@moof, that wasn't *that* hard: thread.start_new_thread(startWebServer, (server,))
Okay, I've got a simple echobot tied to a web server that's spawned. Not sure how to get them to talk yet...
Oh... that was easy. Global methods... duh. :-)
Almost ready to test posting from Peep... but Twitter's going down soon... doh!
This is a test from Peep
This is a test from Peep... again
I can't believe @mc just fixed my code by telling me to get rid of my tabs. Gotta love Python!
Just watched Hoosiers... and then of course went to Wikipedia to learn about the real history, which is different but not horribly so. :-)

Tuesday 3/4

I haven't cleaned yet. I neeeeeeeed to clean.
Obama wins Vermont, the state of my birth! Go Obama! (I'm #1 on Google for that expression, just FYI). :-)
Ever notice how m.twitter.com is actually pretty nice even on a desktop?
You can open it in the sidebar like a widget... Works well...
Some greasemonkey hack to refresh it every minute or so would be perfect...
crap... this should be a simple script... it won't work.
Ahh, got it working... Twitter sets a flag for the mobile version...
rats, Greasemonkey doesn't work in a sidebar. :-)
What the hell is wrong with Ohio. First they give us Bush in 04, now they vote for Hilary over Obama? The whole state sucks.

Wednesday 3/5

@orchid8 I was just playing with Seesmic and saw your post about the 6 hour caucus session! Way to go! (Go Obama!)
Seesmic would be more useful to me if I could post the videos on my blog as well (like I can with Twitter posts).
The Twitter Greasemonkey hack is actually pretty great... I can use the website as a "full-featured client"...
Just do this: setTimeout(function() { document.location.reload(); } , 60000);
@torgo - where did you see that?
@loiclemeur - Great to hear! I have to say, just going through the public video conversations so far is pretty fascinating even still...
@prash - It's a simple one - create a new Greasemonkey script for twitter.com, and add that setTimeout I posted which just refreshes...
36 minutes until my laundry is done. I hate living in an apartment complex... I feel like I'm 20yo again (in a bad way).
20 minutes until my laundry is done... Isn't this fun? :-)
1 minute until my laundry is dry! Yay!
My laundry is folded. One of the dryers didn't work well, so half of everything is damp... suuck.
@JimH - maybe iwantsandy.com ?

Thursday 3/6

Ray Ozzie is my hero. I just wish he didn't work for Microsoft.
Just woke up... wading through the iPhone hype...
"HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 500 Error WebObjects" Apple seems to be having some issues keeping up with the SDK demands...
Watching the iPhone announcement video: http://tinyurl.com/2j8m6u
@jockm - just getting started with my work day. :-)
When does sxsw start? In other words, how long before Twitter goes down for good?

Friday 3/7

He "open sourced" an idea... Someone kill me.
watching Anderson on Charlie Rose...
Woops. Either Twitter's down or no one is talking any more...
Oh, it may have been actually the latter...
Watching @TechCrunch on Charlie Rose...
Arrington is talking mobile. PLEASE, PLEASE KILL ME.
@dayjah oh, I don't think he's any more of a jackass than the rest of us, I just dislike the kingmaker vibe.

Saturday 3/8

W00t! Posting using Snitter on Adobe AIR for Linux Alpha.
@gartenberg - The number of Java devs vs. Mac/Objective C devs, and the dollar value of the J2ME games market alone answers your question.

Sunday 3/9

I admit it, I'm desperately in love with Megan McCormick... http://tinyurl.com/qncyv
What the hell time is it?!?!
@psd I taught my kid how to ride 3 days ago... that tip would have saved me about 4 hours of jogging in circles holding him by the scruff!
@torgo - A video of *my* Alex's first time just a few days ago http://tinyurl.com/3yu56a
I can't imagine any of the hipsters at SXSW not having an iPhone, but just in case: http://tinyurl.com/35gybj
@JamesPearce - heh, I didn't even notice that. :-) I owe you an email too. I suck at email...
at the park with the munchkin and his friends. So hot in the sun!

Monday 3/10

is there a way I can be more bored?
not being productive, no news from my 200+ feeds, nothing on TV, no movies I want to see... not ready to sleep... arrrrrghh!
I need a vice.
GlobeTrekker is on, but sadly Megan isn't the traveller this time...
Just signed up for SocialThing using the @TechCrunch invite code. They want passwords for all my accounts... Fuuuuuuck that.
Testing out Twhirl using AIR for Linux Alpha... much more responsive than Snitter... not sure why.
@marccanter4real - Peep is not anywhere near done yet. It's just a proof of concept as well... it'll be a long while before it's "real" :-)
I just added Jaiku and Pownce to my Twhirl client... I hope I remembered the passwords...
Mobile Monday Silicon Valley tonight at Google! - Topic: Automotive Apps - http://www.mobilemonday.us/
Free stuff? I'm in... @mashable rocks! W00t. :-D
@martinlittle - I'm a AIR for Linux Alpha tester. It's not released yet. Now that I told you, I may have to kill you. I'll check the TOS...

Tuesday 3/11

@JeffClavier re: mobile focused startups... Really? Beyond the Twitter clones, what have you seen?
@cksthree Watching SSB... wondering if I should go get it for my Wii... It looks like pure chaos.
@cksthree What's the use of a UStream chat you can't take part in? "You are not allowed to participate in this chatroom."
@cksthree No worries! :-)
I just volunteered to help chaperone my kid's Kindergarten field trip to the SF Zoo. Should be a total blast. (Note: need tiger repellent)
Obama wins Mississippi, ahead in delegates 1607 to Clinton's 1476... 2025 needed to win.
Just saw @danah on Frontline... without the hipster glasses and goofy hats, I had no idea who it was until I saw her name/title...
Another reason I don't wear glasses in photos. :-)
Watching "Good Eats"... I just learned that Corned Beef has nothing to do with actual corn.
Good Eats is over... man I need a TiVo again.
Huh... I'm watching the World Series of Poker on ESPN, and Calacanis is actually playing somewhere..
Everyone seems to have a fulltiltpoker.net shirts on... what a horrible domain name. I mean, "full tilt?" and the .com wasn't available?

Wednesday 3/12

1 a.m. Hmm. Now what?
Welcome to the middle of my day. The kid is eating pizza and watching Ice Age... I'm reading Twitter. Productvity abounds.
Did you know that the page= URL in Twitter goes beyond 10? Just edit it in the toolbar and go back as far as you want.
@rodrigo1971 Oh, only 45? So only ~450 messages back? I hadn't gotten that far (I want to retain some sanity). Thanks!
Got back from Gamestop. Wii, plus 6 games, 3 nunchucks, 3 wiimotes, 2 classic controllers and a charger == 1 New XBox 360 Pro + Halo 3...

Thursday 3/13

3 a.m. Hello. If you're in California, like I am, GO TO BED!
2:40 p.m. Hello! (Wow this tweet is almost exactly 12 hours after my last one...
@timbray - I've turned off those notifications. Once in a while, I go check out my followers. Also I let all the @ messages go through.
I'm using Firefox 3 on Ubuntu... Haven't noticed much (except the super-annoying drop down on the address bar).
Upgraded to Twhirl 0.7.2...
@miker and I have decided to convert Mowser into a contextual advertising social widget startup, interested VCs should DM mike.
Why did OpenAds change their name to OpenX? That's the stupidest name change I've heard of in a long time.
@Rits It's too verbose (2 lines per entry) as well as too long (25 entries), includes searches as well as URLs - in a URL address bar.
Got through my news reader... I'm not ready to be productive yet....
Some PR moron just emailed me about Business Week's article about the iPod Touch. Who are they working for? BW or Apple? And why bother?
I was actually going to link and write about it, but not now. Stupid fucks.
@Rits Just trying it again - part of the problem is the way type-ahead is done - one letter gets any result with that letter in the title!?
Let's share XBox Gamertags! Yay! Mine is Russe11
@torgo - install Twhirl
@jhstrauss Is it what I'm saying, how I'm saying it, or the frequeency? Twitter rocks for non-sequitirs!
@jhstrauss LOL - you need to follow more people. Then the tweets sort of join together into a flowing white noise... :-)
@ethauvin - that column is nonsense. *Both* parents have to be US Citizens *and* you were born on US soil to be "natural born"? Stupid.
If you're a citizen and you haven't been "natural-ized" then you must be "natural". Pretty straight forward.
Alex is playing Burnout: Paradise City Demo on the 360... and is having waaaay too much fun just driving around the city, open map style.
Weird - I just got some direct mail (like in my actual mail box) for a company called Credo Mobile that I've never heard about before.
@ethauvin Yeah, honest to goodness paper. I was surprised... It's sort of like Boost, but with some sort of integrated charity donations
I just noticed Alex driving by a huge VIZIO billboard in Burnout... so I checked it out. Interactive Advertising hits its mark. :-)
Holy crap, where'd the last 4 hours go?

Friday 3/14

Franklin is getting on my nerves today. What a whiny, lying, deceitful little turtle. What is my kid supposed to be learning? Dishonesty?
Okay, let's see... 261 followers right now.
I'm going to embark on an experiment prompted by Jonathan's reply to me yesterday... :-)
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, an what my lousy childhood was like,
and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into
it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two
hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They're quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father.
They're nice and all--I'm not saying that--but they're also touchy as hell. Besides, I'm not going to tell you my whole goddam
autobiography or anything. I'll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me around last Christmas just before I got pretty
run-down and had to come out here and take it easy. I mean that's all I told D.B. about, and he's my brother and all. He's in Hollywood.
That isn't too far from this crumby place, and he comes over and visits me practically every week end. He's going to drive me home when I
go home next month maybe. He just got a Jaguar. One of those little English jobs that can do around two hundred miles an hour. It cost him
damn near four thousand bucks. He's got a lot of dough, now. He didn't use to. He used to be just a regular writer, when he was home. He
wrote this terrific book of short stories, The Secret Goldfish, in case you never heard of him. The best one in it was "The Secret
Goldfish." It was about this little kid that wouldn't let anybody look at his goldfish because he'd bought it with his own money. It killed
me. Now he's out in Hollywood, D.B., being a prostitute. If there's one thing I hate, it's the movies. Don't even mention them to me. Where
I want to start telling is the day I left Pencey Prep. Pencey Prep is this school that's in Agerstown, Pennsylvania. You probably heard of
it. You've probably seen the ads, anyway. They advertise in about a thousand magazines, always showing some hotshot guy on a horse jumping
over a fence. Like as if all you ever did at Pencey was play polo all the time. I never even once saw a horse anywhere near the place. And
underneath the guy on the horse's picture, it always says: "Since 1888 we have been molding boys into splendid, clear-thinking young men."
Strictly for the birds. They don't do any damn more molding at Pencey than they do at any other school. And I didn't know anybody there
that was splendid and clear-thinking and all. Maybe two guys. If that many. And they probably came to Pencey that way. Anyway, it was the
Saturday of the football game with Saxon Hall. The game with Saxon Hall was supposed to be a very big deal around Pencey. It was the last
gameof the year, and you were supposed to commit suicide or something if old Pencey didn't win. I remember around three o'clock that
afternoon I was standing way the hell up on top of Thomsen Hill, right next to this crazy cannon that was in the Revolutionary War and all.
You could see the whole field from there, and you could see the two teams bashing each other all over the place. You couldn't see the
grandstand too hot, but you could hear them all yelling, deep and terrific on the Pencey side, because practically the whole school except
me was there, and scrawny and faggy on the Saxon Hall side, because the visiting team hardly ever brought many people with them. There were
never many girls at all at the football games. Only seniors were allowed to bring girls with them. It was a terrible school, no matter how
you looked at it. I like to be somewhere at least where you can see a few girls around once in a while, even if they're only scratching
their arms or blowing their noses or even just giggling or something. Old Selma Thurmer--she was the headmaster's daughter--showed up at
the games quite often, but she wasn't exactly the type that drove you mad with desire. She was a pretty nice girl, though. I sat next to
her once in the bus from Agerstown and we sort of struck up a conversation. I liked her. She had a big nose and her nails were all bitten
down and bleedy-looking and she had on those damn falsies that point all over the place, but you felt sort of sorry for her. What I liked
about her, she didn't give you a lot of horse manure about what a great guy her father was. She probably knew what a phony slob he was. The
reason I was standing way up on Thomsen Hill, instead of down at the game, was because I'd just got back from New York with the fencing
team. I was the goddam manager of the fencing team. Very big deal. We'd gone in to New York that morning for this fencing meet with
McBurney School. Only, we didn't have the meet. I left all the foils and equipment and stuff on the goddam subway. It wasn't all my fault.
I had to keep getting up to look at this map, so we'd know where to get off. So we got back to Pencey around two-thirty instead of around
dinnertime. The whole team ostracized me the whole way back on the train. It was pretty funny, in a way. The other reason I wasn't down at
the game was because I was on my way to say good-by to old Spencer, my history teacher. He had the grippe, and I figured I probably
wouldn't see him again till Christmas vacation started. He wrote me this note saying he wanted to see me before I went home. He knew I
wasn't coming back to Pencey. I forgot to tell you about that. They kicked me out. I wasn't supposed to come back after Christmas vacation
on account of I was flunking four subjects and not applying myself and all. They gave me frequent warning to start applying
myself--especially around midterms, when my parents came up for a conference with old Thurmer--but I didn't do it. So I got the ax. They
give guys the ax quite frequently at Pencey. It has a very good academic rating, Pencey. It really does. Anyway, it was December and all,
and it was cold as a witch's teat, especially on top of that stupid hill. I only had on my reversible and no gloves or anything. The week
before that, somebody'd stolen my camel's-hair coat right out of my room, with my furlined gloves right in the pocket and all. Pencey was
full of crooks. Quite a few guys came from these very wealthy families, but it was full of crooks anyway. The more expensive a school is,
the more crooks it has--I'm not kidding. Anyway, I kept standing next to that crazy cannon, looking down at the game and freezing my ass
off. Only, I wasn't watching the game too much. What I was really hanging around for, I was trying to feel some kindof a good-by. I mean
I've left schools and places I didn't even know I was leaving them. I hate that. I don't care if it's a sad good-by or a bad goodby, but
when I leave a place I like to know I'm leaving it. If you don't, you feel even worse. I was lucky. All of a sudden I thought of something
that helped make me know I was getting the hell out. I suddenly remembered this time, in around October, that I and Robert Tichener and
Paul Campbell were chucking a football around, in front of the academic building. They were nice guys, especially Tichener. It was just
before dinner and it was getting pretty dark out, but we kept chucking the ball around anyway. It kept getting darker and darker, and we
could hardly see the ball any more, but we didn't want to stop doing what we were doing. Finally we had to. This teacher that taught
biology, Mr. Zambesi, stuck his head out of this window in the academic building and told us to go back to the dorm and get ready for
dinner. If I get a chance to remember that kind of stuff, I can get a good-by when I need one--at least, most of the time I can. As soon as
I got it, I turned around and started running down the other side of the hill, toward old Spencer's house. He didn't live on the campus. He
lived on Anthony Wayne Avenue. I ran all the way to the main gate, and then I waited a second till I got my breath. I have no wind, if you
want to know the truth. I'm quite a heavy smoker, for one thing--that is, I used to be. They made me cut it out. Another thing, I grew six
and a half inches last year. That's also how I practically got t.b. and came out here for all these goddam checkups and stuff. I'm pretty
healthy, though. Anyway, as soon as I got my breath back I ran across Route 204. It was icy as hell and I damn near fell down. I don't even
know what I was running for--I guess I just felt like it. After I got across the road, I felt like I was sort of disappearing. It was that
kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a
road. Boy, I rang that doorbell fast when I got to old Spencer's house. I was really frozen. My ears were hurting and I could hardly move
my fingers at all. "C'mon, c'mon," I said right out loud, almost, "somebody open the door." Finally old Mrs. Spencer opened. it. They
didn't have a maid or anything, and they always opened the door themselves. They didn't have too much dough. "Holden!" Mrs. Spencer said.
"How lovely to see you! Come in, dear! Are you frozen to death?" I think she was glad to see me. She liked me. At least, I think she did.
Boy, did I get in that house fast. "How are you, Mrs. Spencer?" I said. "How's Mr. Spencer?" "Let me take your coat, dear," she said. She
didn't hear me ask her how Mr. Spencer was. She was sort of deaf. She hung up my coat in the hall closet, and I sort of brushed my hair
back with my hand. I wear a crew cut quite frequently and I never have to comb it much. "How've you been, Mrs. Spencer?" I said again, only
louder, so she'd hear me. "I've been just fine, Holden." She closed the closet door. "How have you been?" The way she asked me, I knew
right away old Spencer'd told her I'd been kicked out. "Fine," I said. "How's Mr. Spencer? He over his grippe yet?" "Over it! Holden, he's
behaving like a perfect--I don't know what. . . He's in his room, dear. Go right in."2 They each had their own room and all. They were both
around seventy years old, or even more than that. They got a bang out of things, though--in a haif-assed way, of course. I know that sounds
mean to say, but I don't mean it mean. I just mean that I used to think about old Spencer quite a lot, and if you thought about him too
much, you wondered what the heck he was still living for. I mean he was all stooped over, and he had very terrible posture, and in class,
whenever he dropped a piece of chalk at the blackboard, some guy in the first row always had to get up and pick it up and hand it to him.
That's awful, in my opinion. But if you thought about him just enough and not too much, you could figure it out that he wasn't doing too
bad for himself. For instance, one Sunday when some other guys and I were over there for hot chocolate, he showed us this old beat-up
Navajo blanket that he and Mrs. Spencer'd bought off some Indian in Yellowstone Park. You could tell old Spencer'd got a big bang out of
buying it. That's what I mean. You take somebody old as hell, like old Spencer, and they can get a big bang out of buying a blanket. His
door was open, but I sort of knocked on it anyway, just to be polite and all. I could see where he was sitting. He was sitting in a big
leather chair, all wrapped up in that blanket I just told you about. He looked over at me when I knocked. "Who's that?" he yelled.
"Caulfield? Come in, boy." He was always yelling, outside class. It got on your nerves sometimes. The minute I went in, I was sort of sorry
I'd come. He was reading the Atlantic Monthly, and there were pills and medicine all over the place, and everything smelled like Vicks Nose
Drops. It was pretty depressing. I'm not too crazy about sick people, anyway. What made it even more depressing, old Spencer had on this
very sad, ratty old bathrobe that he was probably born in or something. I don't much like to see old guys in their pajamas and bathrobes
anyway. Their bumpy old chests are always showing. And their legs. Old guys' legs, at beaches and places, always look so white and unhairy.
"Hello, sir," I said. "I got your note. Thanks a lot." He'd written me this note asking me to stop by and say good-by before vacation
started, on account of I wasn't coming back. "You didn't have to do all that. I'd have come over to say good-by anyway." "Have a seat
there, boy," old Spencer said. He meant the bed. I sat down on it. "How's your grippe, sir?" "M'boy, if I felt any better I'd have to send
for the doctor," old Spencer said. That knocked him out. He started chuckling like a madman. Then he finally straightened himself out and
said, "Why aren't you down at the game? I thought this was the day of the big game." "It is. I was. Only, I just got back from New York
with the fencing team," I said. Boy, his bed was like a rock. He started getting serious as hell. I knew he would. "So you're leaving us,
eh?" he said. "Yes, sir. I guess I am." He started going into this nodding routine. You never saw anybody nod as much in your life as old
Spencer did. You never knew if he was nodding a lot because he was thinking and all, or just because he was a nice old guy that didn't know
his ass from his elbow."What did Dr. Thurmer say to you, boy? I understand you had quite a little chat." "Yes, we did. We really did. I was
in his office for around two hours, I guess." "What'd he say to you?" "Oh. . . well, about Life being a game and all. And how you should
play it according to the rules. He was pretty nice about it. I mean he didn't hit the ceiling or anything. He just kept talking about Life
being a game and all. You know." "Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to the rules." "Yes, sir. I know it is. I
And that, ladies and gentleman, concludes the test for today. :-)
The first ~14,000 characters of The Catcher In The Rye.
252 Followers remaining...
@derricks - on the contrary, I'm *now* down to 250. :-)
What this proves, by the way, is that most people don't get Twitter via SMS. As they'd have been nuts to keep following me...
Also, it's pretty impossible to read any sort of longish material as it starts to just munge together...
Okay, I've got this script just sitting here... what *else* should I automagically start tweeting? :-D
@danbri - no worries. There's very, very little I will have said here that could have changed your life for the better anyways...

Saturday 3/15

Halo 3: Team game played at Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:09:02 GMTPlaylist: Ranked Big TeamOne Bomb on Last R.. http://tinyurl.com/38etj6
I'm going to spend the rest of the afternoon/evening playing Halo... piping my results here... Bungie.net's stats site is amazing.
Halo 3 Ranked Big Team: Big Team Slayer on Last Resort: Team game played at Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:09:32.. http://tinyurl.com/yucqwa
taking a break... Halo amazes me... there are currently 361,627 people playing matches online.
If Halo was a "Web 2.0" site, it'd be on the front page of Techmeme every day.
God I suck at it though. :-)
Unlike all the web stuff, this isn't free. In fact, those 360k people (which is just a portion) paid over $400 in order to play...
361,627 x $400 = $144,650,800 flowing through Microsoft/Bungie, just for those people I can see right now. Let alone the rest..
@derricks - XBox live costs $50 a year, or $7 a month (which is what I'm doing at the moment on my teenager-like budget. :-) )
@dsilverman - you just need "feedback" not specifically tactile feedback. The iPhone does that by clicking when you type. It works well.
Halo 3 Ranked Big Team: One Bomb on Valhalla: Team game played at Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:23:32 GMTPlayli.. http://tinyurl.com/yw6hsr
Halo 3 Team Objective: Multi Flag CTF on Isolation: Team game played at Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:32:22 GMT.. http://tinyurl.com/29qme6
Halo 3 Team Objective: 1 Flag CTF on Last Resort: Team game played at Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:48:31 GMTPl.. http://tinyurl.com/2m65ok
Hmm, using Twitterfeed isn't going to do it for Halo updates... in bunches every 30 minutes sorta misses the point of the live sharing...
Not sure why exactly I want to twitter how I'm getting my ass virtualy handed to me by foul-mouth teens all over the world... but hey.
@dsilverman - You can debate "performance" - my point is that the iPhone keyboard would "suck" only if there was no feedback at all.

Sunday 3/16

My subscribers are climbing again. What am I doing wrong? ;-)
80% positive reviews from rottentomatoes.com for Horton Hears a Who - seems they didn't destroy it like the other Seuss films. w00t!

Monday 3/17

Just watched Horton via Google Video... it dawned on me that the story/movie promotes religion. Bleh. Maybe we won't go see it.
It's a good movie though and isn't some Christian-right brainwashing flick, which is refreshing. The Bush years must be waning.
Another week off for my kid, which means another week of waking up around 7:30... ugh. I need to find a more draconian school district...
"What is this? Drops of rain frozen into ice crystals? I shall harvest their energy and RULE THE WORLD!" - Plankton (of Spongebob fame)
Yes, it's lunch time... And the TV is back on while my child eats his ham sandwich (w/mustard), Ritz chips, carrots and chocolate milk.
Alex is laughing so hard, I'm afraid he's going to choke. Nickelodeon has some serious Kid-Fu going on...
The voice of Ruby (of Max and Ruby) is actually Samantha Morton - the mom with the crewcut in "In America"... Amazing.
Just made a fruit salad. Just one apple, an orange, a pear, a banana, 5 strawberries and 3 pineapple slices makes a *massive* bowl.
It's not really blending though... hmm. Either the chunks are too big Or I'm missing a vital ingredient. I tried some honey... no quite.
Lemon juice is recommended to bring out the flavor and prevent browning. Too bad I don't have any...

Tuesday 3/18

Obama's speech is jaw dropping: http://tinyurl.com/32a2vv

Wednesday 3/19

Just posted an update on Mowser's search for funding: http://tinyurl.com/2r92v8
A piece of my banana fell on my foot, so I used a hackey-sack move to pop it up into my hand to throw away. Years of practice useful at last
wrong person.
Yep. I'm a moron...
Trying again: Great post about the Middle Web: http://tinyurl.com/3b3ndq

Thursday 3/20

Just had a Peanut Butter and Honey sandwich. There's a few moments of bliss right there... I wish I owned a dog.
How can you not start laughing at a line like "next... the rat on cocaine." ROFL http://youtube.com/watch?v=RjlpamhrId8

Friday 3/21

Is Easter this Sunday?!? Holy crap, that would not have been good for the Easter Bunny to skip our house because he forgot...
We're only 5 years away from 2013! The triskadekaphobs out there are going to have a *really* bad year.
Finally there's some noise about the fact that Clinton can't win: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0308/9149.html
700+ Free Games from Mowser, just launched! http://mowser.com/games

Saturday 3/22

Did it have to be color "war"? What about color contest? Or color quest? What about color charity where 2000 people go do something good?
Give colorpeace a chance!
If this lingering headache I've had all day is a brain tumor, I hope it's one of those John Travolta kinds that give me special powers...

Sunday 3/23

hiding eggs...
Mmm... I bought some Cadbury Eggs for me. Disgustingly good... I wonder how many years off my life each one of these sugar-bombs takes.
Happy Spring Equinox! WATCH OUT FOR ZOMBIE JEWS!!!!
@gerikson - well, a certain religion has appropriated Winter and Spring festivals, so I want can re-appropriate them.
Okay, the munchkin is off with his Mom and the house is quiet... I can't figure out if I want to play Halo or get some work done...
Something reminded me of Riki Tiki Tavi... I haven't seen this in 20 years: http://tinyurl.com/2h78zh

Monday 3/24

Resetting...

Thursday 3/27

I just signed up for CrazyBlindDate.com because it's amusing as hell. How it would possibly appeal to women, I have no idea.
I'm giving it a 1% chance of actually working...
I actually deleted all the people I was following in Twitter the other day...
Lots of noise and distraction... Not that deleting everyone helped. It just moved it around.
@Rits - yep, I did that the other day as well.
@aqualung - no one, but I still get @ replies. :-)
Friendfeed has tons of noise... I can't imagine any of this appealing to anyone outside of the Web 2 Hobbyists...

Sunday 3/30

April 2008

Sunday 4/13

I un-followed everyone to cut down on Twitter noise... But now I'm going to re-follow only those that @reply to me now. Say hello! :-)
In theory I'll then be left with an actual give-take community of Twitterers...
@lmorchard - Les! Since we've never actually spoken in person, I always feel shy about inviting you into a Halo session. :-)
Hi @moon ! :-)
Hi @aqualung! @drnovac: Twitter to me should be about interaction.
@jblanton - people keep following me for some reason. It freaks me out. I used to just follow them... so this is sort of a reset
Hey @vanderwal ! :-) Wow, this is getting a lot more responses faster than I thought...
@aqualung - Nah... @replies are a good way to gage interest, I think. :-)
@suncatcher - Thank god there's no more Cadbury eggs... I bought like two boxes of them and almost put myself into a diabetic coma... :-)
@jockm - you are now de-un-followed... :-)
@suncatcher - thanks... It's been hard to *not* blog since that post where I said I wasn't going to blog as much any more. :-)
@IRTurkey - You're now followed... though I'm not sure what the opportunity is. Following me plus $3.50 will get you a cup of coffee (maybe)
@suncatcher There's a lot of noise out there though - I don't want to just keep adding to it... Less posts will probably be much better.
@suncatcher - who are you, btw? Your Twitter page doesn't have any links. :-)
Mmmm... Someone's cooking something with Teriyaki sauce nearby!
Just checking @ replies... Hey @amcde :-)
@suncatcher - I started blogging when I lived in Spain, but the pictures aren't anything exciting, believe me. :-)

Monday 4/14

Tuesday 4/15

Going to the @sfzoo with my kid's Kindergarten class. Should be a riot. (How cool is it that the SF Zoo Twitters?) :-)
Alright! So after a day of insane blog frenzy... Mowser mobile traffic is DOWN ~3,000 page views from the same time frame yesterday.
No one, it seems, before or after taking the time to blog/comment/pontificate... actually bothered to take out their phone and try it.
The blogosphere is pretty much a tiny little microcosm of loud people saying nothing and doing less. :-)
But we knew that. Hehehe
@jockm - without doubt! Have you used Tweetscan.com? Very good way to find out how much people say so little. :-)
@aqualung - It'll work for a while longer. Hopefully we'll get someone to pick up the site and you won't have to change at all.
60 emails left to respond to re: Mowser... holy crap.
Just denied three PayPal donators who wanted to buy me dinner... Really nice gestures, but hey, I actually *like* buttered macaroni!
@amcdey - did you get my email? I can't seem to direct message you on Twitter... Not sure why your email to me bounced either...
@amcdey - very cool. A couple more emails off the pile. :-)
50 to go! If I can respond to each in around a minute, I should be done by 1 a.m.

Wednesday 4/16

made it to 41 emails... Start again tomorrow...
What does talking to people exhaust me so much? Talking *at* people (like now) No problem. Actual dialog though kills me.
ValleyWag actually drives traffic? So sad.
I wonder how someone at Y! could be so deluded to misunderstand what a strategist/evangelist was, or to think my site is somehow related...
I finished my emails. Thank you, thank you.

Thursday 4/17

Ha! See, this is why we use the Lb. still in the US: http://tinyurl.com/6bp5ju
I've got to get my contacts system in order. Wait, scratch that. I've got to actually use a something to organize my contacts, period.
@mobivity - saw your TechCrunch post. A network of 200 sites is generating 1/10th of just Craigslist's monthly pageviews?
Reading the Infocom story: http://tinyurl.com/5su79h

Friday 4/18

Made breakfast for the munchkin, who's now watching Dora. Today and Monday are school holidays (again). Insane.
The Backyardigans continues to amaze me with it's graphics/music. However, their names are still asinine.
Nick Jr. has a commercial every 10 minutes for some kid-band singing "I don't wanna go to school." What the hell are they friggin thinking?
Ahh, Backyardigans was made in Canada... thus the Royal Mounty uniforms at times, rather than American blue-police style. I was confused.
Oh-oh. TV is off and now the kid is insanely bored... and it's only 9:30. Long day ahead.
@vero - that would require me to have 1) glue 2) cheerios and 3) patience. :-)
It's a nice day out, we're still inside though. I wish I had a house/yard.
My son is my new co-worker... He's to my right on the spare Windows box working hard on NickJr.com .
Yep, the day was as long as I expected it was going to be. A round of mini-golf helped... but wow.

Saturday 4/19

Wow, HTML5 looks like a steaming pile of unparsable, unsupportable tags, with random trendy attributes thrown in for good measure. yay.
Was just informed quite seriously that Anakin Skywalker doesn't wear Finding Nemo underwear, but definitely Sarge instead. Who knew?
Such a weird past couple of days - it's been desolate near my apartment. SILENT. And now it's cold and windy like it's Autumn, not Spring...

Sunday 4/20

There's an online Pokédex... just in case you were in need some day: http://www.pokemon.com/Pokedex/flash.asp
Woops, newest Hardy kernel wouldn't boot. Had to move back to 2.6.24-15
Getting myself out of "mobile" thinking. I just wacked all the mobile specific feeds in my news reader (50+ feeds)
I'm on a panel at the Web 2.0 Expo on Thursday... no idea if I'll make it. I seem to have a free conf pass, which I can't use.
How I like to participate in a panel: Arrive 5 minutes late, drunk, fight incoherently with the moderator, sulk, abusive in Q&A, stalk out.
I find that's usually the best way to keep discussion going in the hallway and I like to do my part.
Weird! My 2 month old Twitter post is on the front page of Del.icio.us *now*.
Just finished reading another chapter in Beyond the Deepwoods to the munchkin. http://tinyurl.com/54gz8d
Facebook just turned on the chat app... of 223 friends - 4 are "online", only 1 is "active".

Monday 4/21

Today's life lesson: There are no good or bad Pokemon, just good or bad Pokemon Trainers. Words to live by indeed...
I just went through and started following everyone who's following me again... too curious about what others were twittering.
Oh, twitter is having some sort of brownout today... amusing.
Watching a Paul McCartney concert on PBS - suddenly there's a Steve Jobs clip where he compares Paul to Bach. Jobs is such a hippie... :-)
Holy shit - I just saw a Cadillac commercial with the music from Hum's "Stars"... http://songza.com/z/nm48nm

Tuesday 4/22

DHH is such a jackass. Such stupid, Euro-style thinking. Go back to the old world and start a shoe shop, you fucking moron.
@patphelan I lived in Spain for 4 years, I have a pretty clear grasp of the business culture there. Build something world changing? Absurd!
Why use other people's money? To do something big and important. Anyone can create a boutique corner shop selling tampons and toilet paper.
Which is essentially what 37 signals does.
@patphelan - did Spain move continents? :-) @whump Not everyone can be Google either, obviously. Wtf is John Norman?
@jhstrauss I shopped at that Safeway for years and never once picked up a date. Well, OK that's normal for me, but I also didn't witness it.
@patphelan - In my experience, all European businesses in general have an abnormal aversion to risk.
This is shown in everything from lack of VCs, to unwillingness to work with small companies.
@patphelan - exactly opposite of my point, which is the entrepreneurial culture here is unique and has a purpose, and DHH should fuck off.
@jhstrauss - in fact, I remember women at that Safeway on are on high alert and will give you the stinkeye for any sort of interaction.
"Excuse me... No. I'm not hitting on you, I'm just trying to get past you to get some damn butter. Thanks."
I'm on a Twitter roll today. I should turn on Twirhl...
@marshallk - Snarky comment: "Actual business models?" Real comment: "Vertically integrated components and 'official' partners".
@IndustryMinute I like your icon. :-)
I continue despise Microsoft. Ozzie's my hero, but I'm not able to see the Mesh stuff because it's in Silverlight and I'm on Ubuntu.
Ahh, found alternative links on "Channel10" - all good now.
I mean, I still hate Microsoft, and Silverlight especially...
So I'm actually watching a "hands on" and not Ray speak... I wonder if I can figure out what the embedded .wmv file is...

Wednesday 4/23

Hmm... I wonder what the facebook "sleep" icons mean... that someone has a facebook open in another tab and they timed out?
Ray Ozzie is obsessed with C's. First it was communication, collaboration, coordination. Now it's content, community, commerce...
Hardy is still buggy as fuck. Plug in a USB memory stick, and my USB Keyboard and Mouse drop out. Doh.
I just modified the root "home page" to be my Twitter stream, rather than a redirect to my blog. It's still there, just secondary.
Testing out Alerty thing...
Hmm. It's a bit slow on Air for linux alpha
Yeah, I prefer Twhirl... I like being able to erase the read messages...
Interesting, I can't seem to figure out what I need to send in the APIs to get the Twitter "source" link to change. Is there a blessed list?
@dayjah Ahh, that makes sense. I was going to just abuse it with a personal link anyways. :-)
You can pass some X-Headers it looks like, I was thinking of doing some sort of "listening to xx" sort of thing. A "meta-tweet" in theory...
Impact is *not* a verb. Impacting is not a word, except maybe in dentistry.
I've decided my cravings for Krusty Kreme can no longer be denied, and will shortly be making a pilgramage to see "The Machine".
Only 1 @ reply to my Krispy Kreme twitter? What are you people, fascists!?!
I have procurred the delights. However, sadly, The Machine turns on at 5:30 p.m. so they were neither warm nor gooey.
@cksthree - I can respect that. My almost 6yo was berating me for eating junk food along the way. (He prefers salty snacks, the traitor)
I went to Shoe Pavilion today and got some really funky Giro sneaker/sandal things for $20. Bright orange trim... fun.
Giro's site doesn't mention anything about shoes though... weird. Looking up "Kouro" doesn't retrieve much either.
Ahh, here's a pic of some light blue ones: http://tinyurl.com/6gorpe
It's a very important purchase, as I've worn through to the cork on my pair of Birks I bought back in 2004...
Enjoying a Cream Soda. Add this to my list of my perfect woman attributes (along with being a nightowl, Tetris player and NPR fan).
Reading about the PodShow name change to Mevio. In 1999 I needed to decide between "vedio" and "avedia" and chose the later. Stupid.
Avedia.com is now owned by a Tawainese systems company it seems. Wild.
They're probably not worried about being confused for a hair salon. (I used to get emails about shampoos gone wrong).
Archive.org still has my old logo! Fun! http://tinyurl.com/5dhtrl
I used to own 3Jam.com as well. I wonder how many more of my old domains are actual thriving businesses now... :-)

Thursday 4/24

Downloaded the new Twhirl.. not sure what's new...
@vero I've registered easily 150 domains... but most are gone now. Still, I had to spend $60 today renewing a bunch of personal ones...
russellbeattie.net, for instance, was coming due. No idea why I want it, but I do.
@antonymd I upgraded... there's a line of buttons on the bottom I should test out...
Ooh... nice. Integrated TweetScan. WTF doesn't Twitter have a search already? They need to get it together, really.
@IRTurkey I don't have a tray icon, but at the bottom of the "configuration" menu (the wrench) is a button for the Accounts stuff.
The menu items for replies, direct messages and archives don't work for me, actually... Could be a Linux thing though.
I'm procrastinating like a mad man right now. If there were a Procrastinating Olympics, I'd be like the Mark Spitz of procrastination.
Ahh, hmm. I had disabled the @ replies and dm 's in the "network" setting. But the Archives button still doesn't work for me.
Fun! I hadn't seen TwitPic before...
Marissa Mayer was on Forum today: http://tinyurl.com/5fdp8e
Oh... it's pronounced like Oscar Mayer... I don't know why I always said it like "mare". Duh.
@drnovac It's under a DDOS attack I read...
I always forget in Twitter to fill in the details for other readers: SlideShare is under the DDOS attack: http://tinyurl.com/3kq6st
Listening to the deep sultry voice of Marissa... talking about tagging content. Geek porn... I feel like I should be paying by the minute.
@tarek I'm on Twitter a lot today at least... :-) Then I'll wonder who the hell everyone is again and move back to IRC.
@jhstrauss I may switch from procrastination to complete loafing in a minute on the couch... That will help your stream. :-)
I should go to bed now. In fact... I will.
Good morning... Up early to go to my munchkin's Science Fair. Why can't they hold these things from 9-11 *PM* rather than AM?
His class made Earth Globes from what I understand. He's actually going to be attending little workshops more than showing off anything
Eating a Krispy Kreme bought yesterday. I'm thinking that buying a dozen may have been a mistake.
Happy Hardon Herron Day!!!
97 packages upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded. Need to get 131MB of archives. After unpacking 135kB will be used.
Do you want to continue? [Y/n/?] y
9 a.m. I really need to leave my computer now and join the Real World for a while. Kids, Teachers, Parents...
@martinlittle I use aptitude actually... which is apt-get for pedantics, if I understand it correctly. :-)
"18% [13 openoffice.org-style-tango 1187359/3096kB 38%] 37.6kB/s 47min26s" ... Oof. The servers are getting hammered.
@tarek I've given up on Twitter IM. Twhirl is your friend.
Back from the munchkin fest. I need a nap.
@tarek There's an alpha version of Adobe Air for Linux. I think it's available on their dev site.
Ubuntu is done updating... it wants a restart...
Ubuntu upgrade: Pain with display drivers and new kernel. PAAAAAIN. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Okay, I've been messing with this for an hour... no joy. For some reason the newest kernel is making all the restricted driver die.
What a long day. I probably should have gotten more than 4 hours sleep last night.
Munchkins are here coloring. Discovering that white crayons don't really show on white paper.
@suncatcher Oh, I won't venture in there any time soon - it'd be chaos. I'll try to mess with it later - it's usable enough for now.
@suncatcher It's something to do with the restricted drivers not activing. I think it's just a multiple upgrade issue more than anything.
@suncatcher Are you using Ubuntu? :-)
@suncatcher Ubuntu has been an absolute pleasure. Best OS I've ever used. Once in a while there are some issues like today but worth it IMHO
Okay, the wunderkin is at his Mom's house and I'm back at the computer wondering if I should take a nap before starting in...
Annnnndd.... I'm awake. :-)
Naps rule. Calvin Coolidge, Lyndon Johnson and John Kennedy took naps.
Success! I had a million old linux-kernel and linux-modules that weren't happy. Cleared out the cruft and *bam* Ubuntu is happy! Yay!

Friday 4/25

@martinlittle Clearing out the Ubuntu cruft- use Synaptic and choose the "Installed (local or obselete)" list. Start cleaning. :-)
@martinlittle Also, do a search on "2.6." which will bring up all the kernel and module installs. Get rid of anything < 2.6.24-16.
I had to resort to tickling to get my boy to admit that I'm the Super Expert of All Pokemon. Yes, I'm a big bully. That's okay though. :-)
@pacificleo I was in the bookstore the other day and passed by the Belgariad by David Eddings, which I haven't read for years. Try that.
@gerikson Pokemon is a money pit, but also pretty brilliantly done. Right now Alex isn't playing games - he's just enjoying the little guys.
I'm only a Pokemon expert because I have instant access to the Pokedex: http://www.pokemon.com/Pokedex/flash.asp
I went to Toys R Us the other day (without the munchkin to explore in peace) - the Pokemon cards and figures are *insanely* expensive.
A starter kit of cards costs $15 - then $10 "booster" packs. The new "Trading Figures Game" costs $18 for 4 figurines. (But you need 8!)
I settled on a $10 pack of 4 Pokemon figures (not part of a game) and that was a good decision. He's been playing with them for days now :-)
Looking in my drawer for a bottle opener to pop the cap off my IBC Cream Soda and found one with a Topix.net logo on it. No idea I had it.
I'm going to try Gnome Do again and see if it slows my computer to a crawl like last time, or if it works...
@sharemefg Not Gnome, but "Gnome Do" - it's a Quicksilver like app launcher. It uses Mono, which doesn't like my setup for some reason.
Twitter needs to stop being stupid and put ads in the stream. Every 20 messages or so. Then add a "Pro" pay account to take them out.
Testing out Gnome Do's Twitter plugin
Ooh, I can type whatever I want, not just selected text. Rock!
Wow, there's a tangible difference between the latest Hardy beta and the release. So wild. Stable and fast... nothing crashing. Rock on.

Saturday 4/26

Holy spam storm. My inbox is just getting filled with crap right now.
Eating some Honey Graham Ohs, which really are just Captain Crunch for grown ups. (And it doesn't lacerate the roof of your mouth).
Looks like its going to be a really nice day! I wish I had some clean clothes.
@gerikson - I probably won't go naked... I'll just end up choosing the "second tier" clothes we all have, but don't like for some reason.
What a gorgeous day!
Aaaaah!!! HOT!!! HOT!!! Garlic chicken Chinese food! Gah!!!!

Sunday 4/27

Woah... woke up early. Weird.
@jomangee - you killed my Twitter.
Did you know you can buy 3 *liters* of Bubble solution for $3!?
@jimh - actually, you need glycerin to make the bubbles last. I drove all over town the other day looking for it and couldn't find it.
glycerin is like the magic ingredient... 12 parts water, 1 part Dawn Ultra, 1/2 part glycerin. Otherwise the bubbles just pop 2 secs later.
Laundry day. I have about 8 or 9 loads to do... which means I'm just going to have to go to a laundromat to get it done.
The problem of course... what to wear to the laundromat?
I want to start a Twitter Meme. Who's with me?! Sunday should be "quote" day... where everyone throws out non-sequitur famous quotes.
"Hunger is the best pickle." - Benjamin Franklin
laundromat was empty. Massively parallelizing my wash.
I suspect there will be a post processing bottleneck, however.
Back from the laundry... definitely in need of a new co-processor.
Reading NYT story about iPhone... didn't get past the first paragraph. http://songza.com/z/t97ava
It's hot. I don't feel like working on the stuff I should... exploring Songza annoying my neighbors. http://songza.com/z/95eyub and
Woops, it got chilly fast! Reminder to myself that I live in the Bay Area still.
Firefox 3 added Control-Shift-T to re-open the last closed tab!!!! YAY!!! I constantly accidentally close tabs.
Food Network is now on in HD! That means Everyday Italian will be on in HD! Awesome!
Actually I need to just delete the Food channel all together... watching Diners, Drive Ins and Dives makes me insanely munchy every time.

Monday 4/28

Good morning! Seems that FF2 had the Control-Shift-T feature... Either I just noticed the menu option, or it was just added though. :-)
That xkcd is *freakin hysterical*.
@jhstrauss You don't have a *job* or anything yet, do you?
I generally dislike everything Clay Shirky says. We're all going to stop watching TV and start editing Wikipedia now? I wish.
Someone in Dallas just requested my mobile business card (text RUSS to 41411)... I see SPAM or a voicemail in the near future.
@penguintux just saw your tweet about Spiegel. Google does an amusing job of translating the article. :-)
And another contact request (most likely from the recent Tweet) from New York City...
"Hi Russ... read your idea on SMS business cards. I like it! We were thinking the same thing when we designed LegiText" See? Never fails.
Dear PR people, I'm not going to write about your POS product/service. EVER. Please stop pitching me.
There are so many useless fucking blogs out there that will repeat any Press Release they get, why do they have to bug ME?
My last blog post as a picture of my kid flying a kite. Isn't that a hint that I'm not some "pro" tech blog?
@vero I saw that t-shirt before, but hadn't thought of it like that. Perfect!
@jimh - which match?
@cshirky Sorry, but your historical and cultural perspective is as faulty as your knowledge of 4 year olds.
Hanging out with the munchkin who is busily working on coloring Pokemon. Only about 500 more to go. :-)
Reading the GigaOM article about PopCap Games, so I tried Peggle on Ubuntu using WINE... Works like a charm!

Tuesday 4/29

My baloney has a first name...
"deus ex machina" is an improbable character, device or event introduced suddenly in a story to resolve a plot. FYI... I always forget.
The Flip camcorder is awesomely simple. It's something you'd expect Apple to make. It does one thing, and does it really well.
Fascinating interview on NPR about US Imperialism: http://tinyurl.com/59jrg4
The largest company in the world is in Beijing, the richest man is in Mexico, the tallest building in Dubai, the largest casino in Macau...
Listening to NPR analyz GTA4... I like video games, but I still don't see the appeal myself.
"Preaching to the choir... PLR: Public Liberty Radio. Lulling you to sleep with liberal soft pedaling."
Playing Peggle... When you complete a level it plays Ode To Joy and sets off fireworks. This may be the greatest game ever! :-)
If Apple does in fact launch a $199 3G iPhone, it'd be like a bomb went off in the mobile industry.
Oh, wait, I see... AT&T will subsidize it down *to* $199, it's not starting there. I was thinking essentially free iPhones with contract...
Must. Stop. Playing. Peggle.
@mdcore I don't. :-)

Wednesday 4/30

@mdcore - you're half right - I don't keep up either.
Good morning...
It's noon, do you know where your sanity is?
The Pidgin guys are complete jerks - I'm so glad its been forked. (Yes, I love having my passwords stored in plain text... assholes.)
@TheSteve0 - I read the post about it already... is there something else in the video? Like the audience guffawing openly?
Tried to use the Windows box (with the firewire port) to burn a DVD of some old baby videos. No joy. Copying 17GB to my Ubuntu box now...
Why bother shipping DVD Maker with Vista if it doesn't actually, you know, make DVDs that work?
Peggle download: http://tinyurl.com/5kpcqo Because I don't want to be alone in my addiction. :-)
Wow, Adobe is opening up Flash! Very cool!
The US media is useless. Clinton should have been absolutely eviscerated for her "totally obliterate" Iran comment.
Re: Joel's latest rant. The world would be a better place if we were all using Lotus Notes, and Ray Ozzie rules. (Too bad he's at MSFT).

May 2008

Thursday 5/1

It's mid day again!?!?
Lego Indiana Jones looks awesome... http://www.lucasarts.com/games/legoindianajones/
Wasn't there a startup that created "G" versions of movies? I need one of those for Indiana Jones... it'd scare the shit out of my 6yo.
Dammit... Gametrailers is broken on my FF3/Ubuntu... http://tinyurl.com/64ksly
Ooh, downloadable HD .mov file: http://tinyurl.com/63msj2
@cpinto... hmm. Okay, good to know - Now I just have to fix it. Thanks!
Holy 500 errors, Twitter! Ruby on Fails again?
My dad called from East Coast - can't sleep. I got him to install Peggle. :-)

Friday 5/2

Waking up...
I've played GTA4 and it's honestly *so fucking boring!* What am I missing?! Watch cutscene, get mission, beat someone up, repeat. That's it?
Plusmo got funding. Fucking amazing... Mobile widgets are asinine, and not even close to being an actual business. Incredible.
Me? Bitter much? Noooo...

Saturday 5/3

Watching torrented Pokémon episodes with the munchkin... the first season is quite illuminating on wtf is going on later.
Wow... Amanda Congdon has an impressive rack. Amusing how she leans over for the camera while saying "non sexual"... Yeah, sure...
Okay, read my news, the munchkin is visiting a friend... I need to stop procrastinating now.
Yahoo! Wins!!! W00T!!!!!
@majornelson Wow, that code went fast.

Sunday 5/4

I prefer Mercurial to Git, but Github is soooo nice.
"Clinton dismisses "elite" economists on gas tax" - Now she's just being fucking stupid. WTF is wrong with voters that 'elite' is bad?
@mbuckbee I've decided to move back to Python. I like the community better, even if the language is a bit funky. And AppEngine is nice too.
W00t! Go Celtics!
Hello! I am bored today. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you.
I get a dozen of those fucking spam messages a day, and I've yet to figure out how to get SpamAssassin to notice them.
The amazing part is, they wouldn't be sent unless morons respond and then somehow get sucked into paying for something.
My head hurts... Not sure why. Caffeine? Food? Sinus? Stress? Sleep? How's your head doing?
Messing around with Kino... I have no idea how to use a video editor.

Monday 5/5

My first attempt using Kino: http://tinyurl.com/6blbzd
Look at that! YHOO is at $24.69 and edging up! Screw the stupid fucking naysayers piling on. I hope the shorters lost their shirts.
I'm thinking about writing up a PHP prototype of a personal Twitter clone... one based on feeds rather than Jabber like I wrote before...
I wonder if you could duplicate the functionality by sending http pings to all your subs... sort of a reverse aggregation.
@markng - ahh, that's true. Sending off 2000+ pings every time you tweet isn't reasonable.
@lmorchard - Your story of starting and stopping your own Twitter a dozen times is not encouraging, as I see myself doing the same thing.:-)
Everyone is just overthinking this stuff though, really... Does a *personal* Twitter *have* to scale right away?
Any solution that requires a Jabber server or dedicated bot just isn't going to get far. Simplicity wins every time.
Is there a PHP clone of Twitter (i.e. a microblogger) out there already? It seems like a 20 second thing to do.
20 minutes from Kindergarten pickup... need to shower/shave....
@lmorchard Ahh, interesting... I added it to my wordpress.com test account: http://russellbeattie.wordpress.com/
@jrobertson Yay! Just what the world needs, another Ruby on Fails Twitter clone! The original didn't cause nearly enough problems... :-)
Just another month of school - you can tell things are winding down: Field trips, open houses, etc.
Great quote in this 2005 WSJ Article on SMS: http://tinyurl.com/5wnczm
Wow! Sitting at the computer with the munchkin we found this *COOL* video of an elephant painting: http://tinyurl.com/2mdwus
@torgo Yeah, even though the elephant was trained to do the drawing, it's still pretty amazing how accurate and smooth it was!
Contemplating.
I have 10 invites to Evernote if someone wants one...
Listening to Marketplace and playing Peggle.

Tuesday 5/6

Good morning...
I can do about 4 of these things: http://tinyurl.com/658fex
Adding photos of me to my Facebook account after getting pinged by an ex-girlfriend...
My analysis of the IN vote: Obama finally put Wright behind him, and made the right call on the gas tax.
I broke the cardinal rule: I went to Safeway while hungry. Doh!
Is there anything actually chemically special about Febreze? Or is it just marketing?

Wednesday 5/7

Can someone get me a Brightkite invite so I can see wtf everyone is going on about?
Thanks Vero!
Using Brightkite... there were 2 posts (18 days ago) in my 4Km vicinity... which considering I live next to downtown Palo Alto isn't great.
If I want to keep up with the folk in Suffolk or Cardiff, UK... I seem to be styling though. :-)
@jimh - very amusing. :-)
Trying the iPhone Brightkite version... just realized that you can't attach a photo to a new email. I'll have to memorize the upload address
Yep... Brightkite confirmed for me once again that Location info is a completely useless feature except in the most rare situations.
@brightkite - I have some strong opinions on the subject: http://tinyurl.com/6ze4lh
@patphelan I'm not sure I see the wisdom in wasting time and money investing in a bunch of urls containing other company's trademarks.
AARRGggh. I'm still not awake. Maybe I should go back to bed.
Going back to bed didn't work... I'm going to try mass amounts of caffeine now instead.
EA branded it's casual games stuff: "freestyle" *Great name!
I love clearwire's logo. The first time I saw it a few years ago, I liked it as well... Wordmarks rule.
After the most unproductive morning on record, I am now off to pick up my kindergartener. Well, showering/shaving first... but then.
@dayjah Did Wales succeed after 700 years and no one told me?
Err... secede.
@mc There's a "diablo" build? And you can get it just with an apt-get?!?! Hmmm...

Thursday 5/8

Okay, okay. I'm awake. I'm awake.
Reading my news... $30MM for Rupture?!
Why isn't there a Web 2.0 version of eBay? This happened to me as well: http://tinyurl.com/55hprp . eBay needs competition.
Holy shit, HRC has just gone outright racist... http://tinyurl.com/64vpy5
I can't believe it's almost 11 p.m.
I have to stop watching the Food Channel in the middle of the night. I'm now *craving* meat loaf.

Friday 5/9

@jamespearce - are you really getting a lot of interest in your hints?
This video shows how insanely bad the name "Live Mesh" is... it looks ridiculous at the end: http://tinyurl.com/5opox2
@jamescoops It depends on what time it is in Ireland... :-)
Nokia wants to be more like an Internet company!? How about being more like a company that can put phones on US store shelves first?
@JamesPearce Hooray! (It'd be nice if the .mobi domain resolved... yeah? :-) )
Yep, Mowser is now Mowser.mobi !
Good morning... Off to the kid's eye doctor today. He hates those drops, I hope they don't mess with that again.
I can't help myself, I think Valerie Plame is hot: http://tinyurl.com/6z2dgh Spies are sexy!
Just for the record, my thoughts on dotMobi in 2005: http://www.russellbeattie.com/notebook/1008531.html
My thoughts on dotMobi in 2007: http://tinyurl.com/6d6vxg
Surprisingly consistent...
Earlier in the car listening to acoustic Stone Temple Pilots... "when the dogs begin to smell her..." Alex says from the back seat: "EWW!"
Ahh, BBC World News: A day's worth of bitterness and cynicism in one half hour radio program.

Saturday 5/10

I almost forgot! I have money to send flowers to my Mom now...
Ooh. A How It's Made marathon on the Science Channel! I may not leave the couch for the rest of the day.
Baby chicks on a conveyor belt... as fascinating as it is disturbing.

Sunday 5/11

This is amazing! Molecular Visualizations of DNA: http://tinyurl.com/5elq6x
Torrented Speed Racer to see if it was suitable for the 6yo... It's a bit violent, but nothing too horrible. Purely INSANE visual effects.
For god's sake Twitter! Put some ads in this damn thing, rate limit and add a pro account!
Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup or sugar, natural and artificial flavors, soduim benzoate (preservative), calcium disodium edta
Importing old video from MiniDV tapes - I can't believe it has to be done in real time... soooo sloooow!

Monday 5/12

I turned off all @replies... Twitter is much calmer now. Just realized also that an @reply only works if the @ is first in the message.

Tuesday 5/13

Are they really forecasting it'll be 99F on Thursday in Menlo Park?!! http://google.com/search?q=weather+94025

Wednesday 5/14

Considering I'm posting this at almost 2 a.m.... how accurate is *this*: http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive/phd051208s.gif
Detailed popular vote count: http://tinyurl.com/2hbf4a
@torgo "Advertizing"?
West Virginia doesn't bode well for Kentucky... Obama is still up from 300k to 700k, but that could be erased.
Amusing that at least half the flag's corporate logos have changed :-) https://secure.adbusters.org/orders/flag/bigcorporateflag.gif
I just discovered I'm on the first page of Google results for the term "fuck you". Hooray!
Almost got a sunburn today... I'm pinkish.
Saw that Bush doesn't use a computer in the White House. Not surprising... But how crazy is it to think of a future Prez reading your blog?
Hmm. What's the White House's IP address range? I should grep my logs for it...
I'm watching CNN... anyone else? There needs to be a "TV Chat" site where you can go to chat with others while watching TV...
Wow, my apartment will not cool down! Watching TV in front of a blasting fan...
Flash 10 pre-release includes Linux! Very cool... I absolutely love the idea that Linux is becoming mainstream.
@talios Yep - I just installed it too, but does the demo page detect it for you? http://labs.adobe.com/technologies/flashplayer10/demos/
@talios I'm going to try wacking my .mozilla dir... There's some flakiness going on.

Thursday 5/15

Well, I can see the Flash 10 videos now at least... I used to work with Justin at Yahoo! He rocks. :-)
Bedtime for Bonzo...
Wow, it's *hot*. We just got back from being at the pool for the past 4 hours... Inside a very dark house, fan blowing... watching Pokemon.
It's so hot... trees are whistling for dogs. (Click Here: http://www.instantrimshot.com/)
It took me all day to hear that the California Supreme Court struck down the ban on gay marriages! W00000t!

Friday 5/16

Oof, my apartment won't cool down!

Saturday 5/17

Happy Birthday Alexander! 6yo today! :-)
Wow, that was a long day.

Sunday 5/18

Watching 2007 World Series of Poker... You know, there should be a Twitter PokerBot using direct messages for the initial cards
I turned on the IM updates for Twitter, and am getting *completely* random messages. I don't even follow these people!
Ah-ha! I think I was tracking the term "iphone"...
... and "mobile"
@MDCore I think the last time I tried the IM interface and tracking, it was before the Twitter inflection point... :-)
I wonder how Twitter Poker could work... I guess everyone could follow each other, or the "dealer" could @ reply to everyone after each bet.
@mdcore - yeah, I'm wondering about the start and chip tracking actually... at the start the dealer would send a DM to each player with ...

Monday 5/19

It's a bit chilly today! Noooo! I'm sorry I complained! Bring back Summer! Please! I'll never say a word about being too hot again!

Tuesday 5/20

Avoiding laundry, dishes and other cleaning duties.

Thursday 5/22

I just discovered that if I click the home button twice without unlocking the iPhone, it pulls up a play/reverse/forward iPod control...
@natekoechley The double-home click for unlocked mode is adjustable in the settings, but I hadn't seen the locked functionality before now.
Ah-ha! It only works if you have "iPod Controls" switched on in the Settings -> General -> Home Button section.

Friday 5/23

I can't believe McCain was in my neighborhood yesterday. Republican are such assholes - it's so sad I have to live near an enclave of them.

Sunday 5/25

The Phoenix lander is arriving on Mars in 45 minutes!
Apple's new iPod commercial with Coldplay is awesome. The song is pretty great: http://songza.com/z/y7anqa
Phoenix is sending back images already: http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/phoenix/images.php

Monday 5/26

Good morning... woke up late, contemplating laundry while reading news feeds.
It's too bad the spammers have ruined the .info tld... I own beattie.info and it would've been nice if that was a more legitimate URL...
Geeks who use Macs annoy the hell out of me on principle alone.
I think I may have to go back to blogging regularly... 140 characters is starting to constrain me too much. I need room to rant adequately.

Tuesday 5/27

Got my Obama bumper stickers today! I have now turned my car into an Obamobile...

Wednesday 5/28

Yahoo! has to get out of the habit of pre-announcing stuff. It's really annoying. Their stuff is *never* ready when they first talk about it
I love how Google gets a free pass on the iPhone-clone Android GUI. WTF were they doing for 3 years? So much for the vaunted GOOG innovation

Thursday 5/29

Listening to Pandora... it's pretty freaky how well they pick out music you like based on just a single band.
It suddenly dawned on me that Pokémon is really just an elaborate, fantastical form of cockfighting for children.

Friday 5/30

@avernet If Nokia hadn't screwed up and lost 99% of their US market share, they'd might have a viable platform. They made their own bed.
Urgh... reformatting a 40GB laptop drive with NTFS... It's been completing 1% PER HOUR? Holy crap. ~2 days to format a drive? WTF?
Apple's Mobile Me seems like the realization of my "Dot Mob" idea from 5 years ago: http://www.russellbeattie.com/notebook/1002277.html

June 2008

Sunday 6/1

Woah... Explosion at my datacenter (ThePlanet), happily my server hasn't been affected.
I bought a countertop dishwasher for my apartment (http://tinyurl.com/69fogu)... Easily the best $200 I've ever spent in my life.
Watching "Beautiful Girls"... they're singing Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline. I love this movie.

Monday 6/2

Has Yahoo! lost its mind? Driving down to Santa Clara there was a freakin plane with a banner flying overhead advertising careers.yahoo.com
New rumors about the 3G iPhone! It comes with a free blow job and/or a pony. Lines are forming now in Palo Alto, and Steve Jobs is there!
Thinking about laptops around $600-$700... Toshiba? Dell? HP? Lenovo? Acer? Sony? Anyone have a recommendation?
The lappy would be running Ubuntu of course... I should probably start with that in mind, now that I think of it.

Tuesday 6/3

Taking a trip down memory lane: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_3.0
Slashdot posted about the TRS-80 Model 100... I actually have one. :-) http://tinyurl.com/2e2ppv/06/03/1653237&from=rss
2119 baby! Obama! Hillary's speech in a few minutes... PLEASE PLEASE concede! And for the record, I hope she's the VP pick.

Wednesday 6/4

Went to BestBuy to get Lego Indiana Jones (w00t!)... I didn't realize they had Dell laptops now so I was able to check out the Inspirons.
@cpinto - I was with my impatient little boy, so I didn't get to check out much more than the form factor and keyboard. (Good and so-so).
Every single 60 second pitch I've seen on TechCrunch has made me cringe and click next ASAP. What's worse? I know I sound the same or worse.
Woah, latest update and Gnome MPlayer changed it's UI... much nicer no more "Get the latest Quicktime" message at Apple trailers site now.

Thursday 6/5

"Gore and Cheney made the job meaningful by carving out their own niches. (Gore’s niche: the environment. Cheney’s: running the country.)"
I just noticed that Twitter/Facebook integration doesn't include the "is twittering" text any more. Nice.
Thinking about blogging again... I need a better outlet that 140 characters.
Is it just me, or do Qik videos start and stop like crazy for everyone? They play for a second, pause for 2 or 3, play for a second, etc.
The iPhone needs a little red blinky light or something to tell you when you've got a missed message/voicemail.
"You can’t spend much time socializing in the Silicon Valley web scene" http://tinyurl.com/4vf7fs (I never socialize, what true geek does?)
I'm absolutely loving Celtics v Lakers. Old-school NBA Finals... Go Celts!
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Friday 6/6

1 Tuscani Meaty Marinara Pasta with breadsticks - Family Size Serves 4, 1 Dr. Pepper, 1 Boneless Wings Order - Ranch
They forgot the breadsticks! Those bastards!!!
New blog post: Starting up again. http://tinyurl.com/63vcpn

Saturday 6/7

It's absolutely surreal to see HRC saying, "We need to help elect Barack Obama our President" over and over again.
Just checked out the Firefox 3 screencast... OH! That's what the star in the address bar is for! Too bad it's sort of hidden afterwards...
Went to get a slow leak in one of my car's tires patched, ended up leaving with 4 new tires instead. I needed them, but arrrrgghh!!!
New Blog Post: Reading The Audacity of Hope http://tinyurl.com/6omn6j
ESPN2 is actually broadcasting Euro2008 Portugal vs. Turkey. I've seen the score already, but that's okay.
Wow! Actually, ESPN and ABC is broadcasting all the Euro2008 games live! http://tinyurl.com/44lahc Germany v. Poland at Noon PST tomorrow!
@topgold I'm a bit starved for international Soccer here in the U.S. - so I'll take what I can get. :-)
@timbray GOODle news? That's a good example of the problem with those tinyurl type services...

Sunday 6/8

USA vs Argentina tomorrow at 4:30 PM PST. Holy crap... I could spend all day watching sports ending with the Celts kicking LA ass again.
@IRTurkey Yeah, the US Game tomorrow is on ESPN Classic... It sorta sucks as I don't think it's in HD.
Trying to figure out the differences between Pentium Dual Core and Core Duo
Good morning... watching Euro2008...
I backpacked through Austria 10 years ago this summer. It was insanely gorgeous... filled with xenophobes, but the trains ran on time.
I just caught the end of the Austria/Croatia game... but it seemed the Croats were playing pretty dirty.
@NicoleSimon ESPN/ESPN2 and ABC are broadcasting Euro2008 in the states: http://tinyurl.com/5sc6ju
@tarek Germany and Poland have a rivalry? I honestly have no idea how good the Polish team is.
@NicoleSimon And USA v. Argentina later as well. :-)
Watched the highlights of the AUT/CRO game... I hate games that are decided with penalties.
I also dislike the tendency in soccer for goals to be scored from free kicks. The referee decides way too much of the fate of the game.
The first person NikeSoccer.com commercials are awesome.
@girlarsonist Arby's curly fries rock... but hockey?!?!
@laughingsquid HOLY SHIT. That's insane if it's not a hoax. (Popping popcorn with mobile phones: http://tinyurl.com/6gf8z5 )
Why can't they play the Euro2008 matches at night? It's mid-day! I'm having a hard time concentrating on watching it...
ESPN2 HD just stopped working for me suddenly. WTF?
Okay, it's back. Crazy weird.
Missed the 2nd goal because Comcast started freaking out again. WTF!!
Okay, turning off the TV for a few hours. :-)
Drove to WeirdStuff to find a keyboard for my old Toshiba laptop... sadly I couldn't find a replacement. http://tinyurl.com/64dttj
Every time I go there, I have to resist walking out with arm loads of ancient computer stuff... Mac SE for $35?! An old blackberry for $2!
Go USA! (I can't believe I've spent most of the day watching soccer....)
This video is SO BAD. It's like I'm watching a webcam of the game. The digitization is screwed - anything that moves is badly pixelated.
The soccer coverage is soooo bad. The video quality is shit, and the camera guy can't seem to follow the ball...
Go Celts!!!
I can't watch!
@om Just to be clear - you're worried about AT&T's external connectivity, yeah? 3G should be more scalable/robust than GPRS to the handset.
July 21st 2004... the day I was most likely the only UMTS user in San Francisco: http://www.russellbeattie.com/notebook/1007928.html :-)
I have to admit, I'm pretty eager to hear what Apple has in store for tomorrow.
@timbray You should include a link to Songza.... http://songza.com/z/u7s433

Monday 6/9

Just woke up... Amazed to see Twitter is still working. :-)
I'm listening to the keynote by watching http://ustream.tv - it's pretty good, but I'm very distracted by Cali Lewis. So cute!
Jobs is currently justifying not enabling background processes. Asshole. I hate when he engages in Orwellian doublespeak. Bad is good!
New Blog Post: MobileMe - What took so long? http://tinyurl.com/5h7jem

Tuesday 6/10

The real question is, "Is Nick Carr stupid?" That guy is such a consistent jerk, I'll just assume he's being an asshole naysayer (again).
Doing laundry and watching TV... I thought they put the people behind the "male enhancement" commercials in jail. Why are they still on?
Maybe it's the demographics... I'm watching Poker on ESPN Classic. Is that a prime spot for penis enlargement scams?
Just watched Spain demolish Russia 3-1. Spain needs to learn to stop relying on the offsides judge. They bitch EVERY TIME down the field.
Heh... I called this: http://tinyurl.com/6lb7hm (It helps that I had lunch with Fabrizio a couple weeks ago though...)
Watching World Series of Poker again... I finally looked it up: The 2008 No Limit event is July 3rd. $10,000 to buy in.
@JasonCalacanis should buy in and Twitter it. That would rock! :-) http://tinyurl.com/2z7fuj
I have some Poker chips here like they use... I can't figure out how they do all those tricks. Flipping, stacking, shuffling with one hand.

Wednesday 6/11

@mashable I've played that exact same game on a flight from JFK to Spain. It took them until 2 a.m. to cancel the flight and hours to rebook
@dalmaer Spot on on all counts! How about the room key has to be in the slot by the door for the lights? That seems pretty common as well.
Chatting on IRC: #mobitopia on freenode.net (I wonder if there's a good way to make that into a clickable link?)
Comedian Joe Rogan is hysterical! "If I left you alone in the woods with only a hatchet... how long before you could send me an email?"
Devolution Of Stupid People http://tinyurl.com/2pbxc5
In San Francisco for the first time in a long time. There's two new skyscrapers!
SF is warm today, what the he'll? I brought a jacket as per my previous 6 years experience living here.
My meeting got canceled. Getting a haircut at the place across from the BofA building.
Man, I miss San francisco. If the weather was always like this I'd move back instantly.
Hmm, should I get a Specialties sandwich on fresh baked bread, or Henry's Hunan?
Tapulous?
Why aren't people in San Francisco holding Nancy Pelosi's feet to the fire on the impeachment issue?! She's THEIR Representative!
Do you live in San Francisco? Call Nancy Pelosi: (415) 556-4862 . Bring the Articles of Impeachment to a floor vote. (Pass it on)

Thursday 6/12

Last day of Kindergarten! Wow!
Yahoo! will *not* come up for me. My local cache? Connection? Browser? Something is totally screwed...
And the Wii Fit Girl won't play for me either. My connection to the Internet has completely failed me today.
Back outside into the sweltering heat...
Go Celts!

Friday 6/13

Early to bed, early to rise... makes me wonder wtf Ben Franklin was smoking. :-)
Just read another half-chapter of the Hobbit to my son before bed. Tolkien is a long winded SOB... great for putting him to sleep. And ME.
Jesus was a morning person? (Yet another thing to dislike about Christianity.) http://tinyurl.com/5hva9c
"So this is what being a morning person is like, I thought. It's like being 80 years old." ROFL
And now... having woken up at 6 a.m. again this morning. I go to sleep. :-)

Saturday 6/14

I said Oh!! Yeah I said Oh!! I came to make a bang Oh!!

Sunday 6/15

"Together again, hey?" "Wouldn't miss it!" "How we doing?" "Same as always..." "That bad, huh?"
Can't think of many logos I dislike worse than Google's. The font is horrible, and the colors make no sense. Where's orange and purple?
Star Wars Disco Mix! http://songza.com/z/7dvpbn - It's a really long version... I don't think I've ever heard the whole thing before!
In case you were wondering, Master Shifu is a Firefox (i.e. Red Panda). :-)

Monday 6/16

Dropped son off at daycamp, now puttering while watching US Open playoff. Heh... puttering... watching golf... hehehe
New Blog Post: Still Struggling with Social Networking http://tinyurl.com/45e6ye
New Blog Post: How I think Watch Phones should Work http://tinyurl.com/6fvwm2

Tuesday 6/17

Wine 1.0 is out! W00t! Wine Rocks! It's what I use to play Peggle on my Ubuntu box. 'Nuff said.
Is it just my FF3, or does SproutCore's Popup Menu and Dropdown Menu not work? http://tinyurl.com/6l5z9h
I had an Egg McMuffin this morning. Today is a good day.
I wonder if doing an update via apt-get counts for FF3's download day?
Look at me I'm your fabulous weapon, I'll hit your target girl so use me well. I said Oh!!! I came to make a bang, I said Oh!!!
I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own
filling up... $4.56 a gallon. Ouch!!
Office Depot seems to be consistently good in their closeout laptop deals: http://tinyurl.com/5hb4qy My third Toshiba laptop in a row.
@Rits When I lived in Europe, the Euro was 70 cents to the US dollar, and I didn't own a car so I never had the pleasure of Euro gas prices
@mashable Your story on alerts.com doesn't have a single fucking link to alerts.com in it. Are you that desperate to keep readers trapped?
Installing Ubuntu on the new Toshiba... Completely wiped Vista off it. BEGONE! (I booted it once - *filled* with shovelware and crap.)
@derricks YOU'RE WORKING ON SPORE?!?! SO COOL! When did that happen!?
Ubuntu is installed - 15 minutes flat, and working perfectly: wifi, power, sound... So far so good!
GO CELTS! #17 tonight!!
Suddenly a sword flashed in its own light. Bilbo saw it go right through the Great Goblin as he stood dumbfounded in the middle of his rage.
They had called it Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver, but the goblins called it simply Biter. They hated it and hated worse any one that carried it.
@derricks If I subscribed to your blog, I'd gain about 30 pounds. :-)
It's funny how one thinks... at first I thought, "It'd be great if the Celtics blew LA out of the water." Then later, "Gosh this is boring."
Which is "faster", a P4 HT 630 @ 3Ghz, or a Pentium Dual T2370 @ 1.73Ghz ?

Wednesday 6/18

Returned the Toshiba A205... it did end up having WiFi issues, and after a while I realized it was a TANK. I need a 14" lappy not 15"...
New blog post: Riddles in the Dark http://tinyurl.com/5779fy
@jhstrauss I'm in the City again this afternoon, what are you up to?
it's a bit colder than last week in SF, but still nice!
Took a full hour to read "Riddles in the Dark", but the munchkin stayed awake for the whole thing. My preciousssssssss...
@JasonCalacanis (I asked this before) Are you going to buy in at the World Series of Poker in Vegas in 2 weeks? You should and Twitter it!
Firefox seems to like pegging my CPU to 100%. Something's wrong... not sure what yet.

Thursday 6/19

My brother still uses his rocketmail.com address as his primary email. Amazing how things come around in a decade...
How the HELL can people use text editors with light characters on dark backgrounds like Textmate? I'd go blind seeing stripes after...
I wonder if all the anti-Yahoo! assholes are having fun piling on? Do they want a monopoly in Search and one less major player on the Web?

Friday 6/20

New blog post: Believe in Yahoo! http://tinyurl.com/625mjm
Am I understand the Solstice right? It occurs today, June 20th at 23:59 UTC... i.e. roughly midnight GMT, or 5 p.m. PST
Yep, it's hot.
Went swimming in the pool. It was very refreshing... my apartment, not so much.
Seven Nation Army: http://songza.com/z/c0jc2t (the unofficial song of Euro2008 it seems...)

Saturday 6/21

Good morning! The munchkin is at his Mom's... trying to figure out what to do with myself today.
My apartment has been hermetically sealed, shades drawn. Current temp at my desk: 82 (Thinking seriously about making a DYI A/C thing)
Current temp at my desk: 83.5F
Alt+F2 "free the fish"... cute!
Netherlands is going to crush Russia... (Adjusting the TV to lower the intensity of hunter orange on green grass...)
I'm gonna fight 'em off, a seven nation army couldn't hold me back...
If they can make orange soda without any coloring, why don't they just *do* that normally? Who needs that coloring crap?
Hate to be a fair weather fan, but Russia is kicking ass. Great goal!
Current temp at my desk: 84.4F
@gerikson Um... I signed up for the "official" Twitter app a long time ago. Happily they removed the "is twittering" from the text. :-)
I don't know who to root for! I think I'm going to root for Russia as I'm in love with Maria Sharapova... Go Russia!
Plus I think Russia is playing better anyways, and deserve to win. I hate goals from set pieces.
Go Russia! Two great goals!!
@OnkelSchark Sorry! I was convinced the Dutch were going a bit farther myself before the game. But they didn't play well at all.
Spain v. Italy tomorrow. The battle of the worst fakers and divers. Who will feign agony and pain the best? OH! My leg! My leg! THE PAIN!
Current temp at my desk: 86F
ESPN Classic has a Sumo Wrestling Marathon! God knows when this was recorded... Akebono was still competing (he retired in 200).
Bored, bored, bored. And hot.
Current temp at my desk: 87.3F
Current temp at my desk: 78F

Sunday 6/22

Good morning... backing up my /home dir... What a sesspool of random data that is.
Imagine if Twitter and 2Chan had a baby... The simplicity and APIs of Twitter, the anonymity and images of 2Chan.
Go Spain!
OMG is this match boring.
@gerikson I hadn't seen ttytter before, very cool!
OOH! THE AGONY! THE PAIN!
OH THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!
Sorry... that's supposed to be my team. WHAT A CRIME! WHAT A BLATANT HORRIBLE FOUL!
Spain/Italy: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Played with an Eee PC 900 this morning... The screen is much nicer than the original, but it was *hot* to the touch just sitting there.
Spain seems to be dominating right now... if they can just convert. The ref is awful though, and Italy's goalie is impenetrable.
Casillas is an awesome keeper.
SPAAAAAAINN!!!!!!!!!!!
Horrible game, good result. :-)
Copying over home dir to new lappy which is more powerful than current desktop. 200k files, 95GB? What do I *have* in there?
I got a Sony Vaio VGN-NR385E/W this morning from Best Buy for $599. http://tinyurl.com/5oh4yl I like Sony laptops, and this one is nice.
@om "3. Minimum 5 years of battery life." YEARS?!? ;-) Also I think $300 is too low, $399 is reasonably below the "ask the wife" threshold.

Monday 6/23

Good morning... on the new laptop watching Wimbledon. Someday I'm going to go see that live.
Switched the TV to Olympic trials (muted). New laptop is still on battery. Hasn't heated up, CPUs at around 20%. Yay!
100 years from now? All new people.
Every 4 years NBC fucks up the Olympics - delayed coverage, no non-US coverage, stupid announcers, and now requiring Silverlight. Assholes!
Packed up my desktop... So many cables and crap!

Tuesday 6/24

Good Morning!
Just flashed my N800 to the latest version: http://tinyurl.com/2m7ygq
Facebook, Wayfinder, Wikipedia and MP3tunes.com are pre-loaded links in the new N800 browser. MP3Tunes?!

Wednesday 6/25

TOO MUCH CAFFEINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO MUCH CAFFEINE!!!!!!
Dammit the MicroB hack for paging doesn't work in the N800 update. http://tinyurl.com/647w83
Coverage of Euro2008 is complete screwed. Just missed Germany's 2nd goal.
What a game... wish I could have seen it.
Whatever you do, do not get the cheapest basketball stand/hoop at Target. Spend the extra $20 and get the next better. You've been warned.
Fascinating article on the genetics of homosexuality: http://www.slate.com/id/2194232/ And I learned a new word: "fecund"
This is why I was bitching about Euro2008 earlier: http://tinyurl.com/5vl6vu

Thursday 6/26

Oooh! Look at me! I'm a Morning Person! I'm going to go for a jog, do some yoga, read the paper with my coffee, and watch morning news!
@phi Really? The N800 paging hack works for you? I wonder wtf I'm doing wrong...
I smell the smoke from the forest fires...
I bought a watermelon last night. It's massive. I'm afraid of cutting into it, I'm going to be eating it for a month.
Spain's going to need to ramp it up today... Russia was awesome the last game.
Wow, it's pouring in Vienna! 10 minutes in and its already a better game than Italy/Spain, happily.
Wondering if I should become an analyst... Anyone work at Forrester? http://tinyurl.com/63pw5l
#3 WOW! GAME OVER!!! Viva España!
Mi limón, mi limonero entero me gusta más...
WALL-E is getting insanely good reviews, but I want to know if anyone has seen it with a 6 yo.

Friday 6/27

Discovered /b/ today. I no longer fear for the human race, I wish for its destruction... (just kidding). /b/ is like Twitter in Hell.
I think some sort of cross of 4chan (anonymous forum w/pics) and Twitter would be interesting. (Despite the insane level of obscene content)
Popular Forums ranked by members: http://tinyurl.com/jfh4a
Interesting to see that MySpace Forums are highly ranked. Facebook doesn't have an equivalent, does it?
Just re-read of the best posts I've ever written - Anonymity: http://www.russellbeattie.com/notebook/1008640.html
Ahh, Wikipedia has been updated with the full plot of Wall-E...
About to watch WALL-E with the munchkin. Theater is pretty empty, perfect!

Saturday 6/28

Good morning! Just made some toast with strawberry jam and chocolate milk for my trouble maker while he watches Pokemon...
Last post on Twitter until I hear that it's become a solid, reliable service. See you then. :-)

July 2008

Thursday 7/3

While you're waiting for Twitter, try Foozik: http://foozik.com - I've tweaked the Laconi.ca code to have markdown and double the text size!

Saturday 7/5

It's quiet. Too quiet.
Name rush! I just snagged my TinyURL: http://tinyurl.com/russellbeattie !!
Moral dilemma: Exchanged my broken cable box, now I get NO regular channels, but ALL the premium ones... Should I call to fix it? Decisions!
My BRAIN won't turn ON. I need more caffeine. And chocolate. Also, I keep thinking it's Sunday.

Sunday 7/6

New blog post: http://tinyurl.com/65efl5 (1800+ words... I may have pulled something).
Some bastard on Twitter ratted me out to Comcast! All my movie channels disappeared! (OK OK, so maybe the box reset on its own...)
Subscribe to my FriendFeed: http://friendfeed.com/russellbeattie

Monday 7/7

Testing Ping.fm ..
I need a job.
I was testing v4l2 for the first time, and I think I killed Seesmic.

Tuesday 7/8

"Lively is not ready for your platform. Lively requires Windows Vista or XP ..." I wonder if it works in Wine?
Thinking about a Big Mac...
Watching Poker.
Having some Breyer's Strawberry ice cream (just like my Nana used to give me) in the summer. :-)

Wednesday 7/9

OK! 24 hours later and no real leads on a job. The days of my blog as a career accelerator are long past, I fear. :-)

Thursday 7/10

Awww crap, I have to haul out the Windows machine from the closet, update iTunes and sync my iPhone to get the 2.0 stuff. Bleh!
@jimh - XMPP?!? Amazing!! It's only 5 years late (as of right now) but hey!
@JimH - your client link says ttytter... you LIAR! ;-)
Our Steve, which art in Cupertino, hallowed be thy IPhone; thy corporation come; thy will be profitable, in 22 countries as it was in 6.
Give us this day our 16GB. And forgive us our Google Android, as we forgive them that install Windows against you.
And lead us into a 2 year contract but deliver us from MSFT. For thine is the IPod, the IPhone, and the ITunes, For ever and ever. Apple.
I think I may have to turn off my news reader for a day or so until everyone realizes that 6 weather apps on their iPhone isn't a big deal.
I didn't make the iPhone prayer up - it came from here: http://macenstein.com/default/archives/1487
Hypocritically, I'm pulling out the Windows machine right now to upgrade my phone... :-)
VentureBeat had an orgasm while reviewing the iPhone Appstore. zOMG!!!! "the excitement still hasn’t worn off". (I feel vaguely dirty.)
I need to just let it go. I think it's because I was geared for the idiocy tomorrow, and it caught me off guard today.
Top 27 MUST HAVE Apps for the iPhone!!! http://tinyurl.com/2w4apm
Tweeting from my iPhone.
Watching LA Galaxy v. Chivas USA... Is it me, or are LA's uniform's identical to Real Madrid's?

Friday 7/11

Summize is amazing. I just checked the current line status on the Palo Alto Apple store with a simple search.
Argh. I slept like crap, woke up hours late, have a massive headache AND I have stuff to do today, unlke most of the past month. BLEH.
Oh... just learning that the American iPhone 3G launch is a disaster. Woops.
People are still in line, wow...: http://summize.com/search?q=apple+store Last year it had cleared up by now.
SuperMonkeyBall should be called SuperMonkeyBubble... The graphics on my GBA were better and more responsive. I paid $10 for this?
iPhone game demos would be nice. When will we see a AppStoreReview site to review and ranke this stuff I wonder...
I have to say I'm pretty impressed with the iPhone Facebook app [http://www.facebook.com]...

Saturday 7/12

Done with errands, now hanging out on a summery Saturday afternoon with the munchkin... Who is, predictably, somewhat bored.
Trader Joe's Peanut Butter Filled Pretzels. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Sunday 7/13

God I hate Prairie Home Companion. I need to set up some decent podcasts again for the car.
"Man escapes mountain lion attack in Palo Alto". Holy shit. Those people in line at the Apple store are like sitting ducks!!!

Monday 7/14

In line you know where.
In and out in an hour and 10... not bad.
Parallels lost a sale today: http://tinyurl.com/5dkk3l Now trying VirtualBox or VMWare instead...
@progprog I'm unfriending you because your avatar is driving me crazy.
@jhstrauss Say hi to Bridget for me. Oh, and I hate you.
Great, VirtualBox hosed my sound and wireless networking on Ubuntu. FUCK. I blame Apple. (I need iTunes, thus Windows, thus VirtualBox)
Found the answer in a "VirtualBox destroyed my desktop" thread. Reinstalling the proper linux-ubuntu-module fixed it. Fuckers.
The most amazing thing about the new iPhone is the USB converter plug... How did they *do* that? The other one is 3 inches across.
Hmm. Wondering what I should do with the old iPhone...

Tuesday 7/15

Playing with tweetdeck before I go to bed. white text on black gives me a headache.
@loiclemeur Ideas: Video craigslist, MST2K style overdubs of online vids, screencasting lessons, 2 person posting, talking avatars, gifting
@loiclemeur Provide a video library of the days news, so users can include sound bytes in their post to spur discussion (a-la 24 hour news)
@loiclemeur With the infrastructure already in place, no reason not to expand to video-email with some sort of Outlook plugin...
Okay, iPhone is finally restored/synced... should go to bed now.
Wow. $2 = £1
Twitter buying Summize is an insanely smart thing to do.
I didn't realize Provigil was so free flowing. If anyone has any extra, I'll take it.
I love Texas Hold 'Em on the iPhone. :-) I suck, but it's fun.
Statistically King-Jack suited will win just under 19% of the time, but unsuited it drops to 15%.
7-2 off suit is considered the worst hand in Texas Hold'em. They are the lowest two cards you can have that cannot make a straight.

Wednesday 7/16

My new experiment: http://roomatic.com
#roomatic Thanks! I'm glad you like it... though I need to improve the Javascript foo in the posting process, I know.
#roomatic I need to add in some more Javascript to test for the presence of username/password, and if they're valid on Post. As well as ...
#roomatic Okay, I added in the blank user/password check...
#roomatic @aqualung - hmm.... it looks fine to me right now, but let me tweak the settings a bit. Scrolling is a pain.
#roomatic The password passes through my server, but isn't ever stored/cached, etc. It should be for usability tho...
#roomatic @breggol I like the idea of using the sidebar! Nice... iPhone, let me try it.
#roomatic Interesting... the Javascript polling works fine on the iPhone. Not sure how to tweak the form though.
#roomatic Thanks @jdub! :-)
#roomatic I saw and responded to that last message using just the site... eatin' the ol' dog food... :-)
#roomatic Woops. Except one of the messages was lost. Weird. Thanks @jdub!
#roomatic testing from the iPhone
#roomatic I can't believe it works. :-)
#roomatic Okay, I added in the 'not post empty tweets' detection. :-)
#roomatic You'll need to refresh... Changing the button doesn't seem like a bad idea either. Done.
#roomatic Testing out a different color for the confirmation as well... :-)
#roomatic Trying to figure out how to return a confirmation of user/password from the ajaxed post. Presence is far, far down the list. :-)
#roomatic Changed the way that the top rooms are created (using Posts not Reads)
Mr. Jobs, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new iPhone's battery life sucks.
Mister Potato Head! Mister Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!

Thursday 7/17

.me domains are pretty tempting, though I'm not sure exactly what I'd want, nor do I feel like spending $40 for 2 years minimum...
Changed Roomatic to not use hashtags by default - "rooms" are now based on search terms.
July 17th and still no job. I'm going to have to start trolling Craigslist for random jobs. I wonder if In N Out is hiring?
"Some Days You're the Cowboy, Some Days You're the Clown" - on the front page of Amazon (for me). Interesting... and insightful.
My iPhone 3G's reception is screwed. I get 1 bar sitting in front of my powered *signal booster*. That's very wrong.
@vanderwal I have one of these: http://www.wi-ex.com/Page3427.aspx It's for the 800Mhz and 1.9Ghz bands.
Changed my avatar for a bit... What's are the birds that are lifting the Fail Whale called?
Actively looking for a job today... sending out resumes, etc.
"Your request for a Twitter source parameter has been approved.
Is that Double Double with onions or without? (Just practicing).
#roomatic New Watchmen trailer is out... looks very interesting, even though I never was into the original comics.
#roomatic Oh, sorry - here's the Watchmen trailer: http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/watchmen/
Looking at my 3G booster antenna right now, I noticed it wasn't tightened very well... So I tightened it. Low and behold... more bars! DUH.
Got an email from "certifiedofferservice.com" supposedly by Network Solutions with an offer for newfoo.com for $2,000. Is it a scam?

Friday 7/18

@netsolcares Wow, you're listening on Twitter? Amazing! Thanks for checking to see that offer was real, very cool!
Someone left a snarky comment today insinuating I said "mobile was dead." Do people think that?! I said XHTML-MP is a dead-end, not mobile!
Playing Tetris on the iPhone is like fucking with a burlap condom. Painful, inaccurate and ultimately not particularly effective.
I completely ♥ Aurora Feint on the iPhone. It's like PuzzleQuest, but it's got a different puzzle game in the center. Very fun.
Wow, the Nokia N810 is only $299 now! http://tinyurl.com/66sgus I'll have to wait a bit to replace my N800, but it's such a kick-ass device.
Video of moon passing in front of the Earth... *FANTASTIC*: http://tinyurl.com/57f7c4
#roomatic Testing out the new simplified Roomatic post interface...
#roomatic Much cleaner! Yay! Now I need a character counter. Also, it's nice to see that word is slowly spreading about the site...
#roomatic Weird, there's a bug in the URL room code... Not sure why yet. Debugging Javascript.
#roomatic Somehow the URL embedded in the document is freaking out JQuery... Firebug is helping a bit, and some urlencoding...
#roomatic Sorry for blathering as I test the app so I can see if I broke something as I change param names, etc. :-)
#roomatic And then Russell learned how relative and absolute URLs work. And all was good.
@martinlittle Weird - your last post is taking a looong time to get picked up by Twitter Search...
#roomatic JQuery's plugin system is amazing... I just found a one-line script to add a character counter to the Roomatic post form. Awesome.
@martinlittle I think you're blacklisted or something, my posts show up, but not yours. :-)
#roomatic @avernet - That's a good idea, I had a hover title with the raw date, but there's a prettyDate library that looks much better. :-)
#roomatic my new tweaked UI seems to be more reasonable on the iphone.
Gnip provides a bunch of URLs... Okay, but where's the actual data? Obviously I'm missing something.
American carousels go counter-clockwise so we can reach for the brass ring, European ones go clockwise because it's more proper.
Why is it that microwave burritos don't have a temperature state between frozen and burning napalm?
The 3:30 a.m. showing of Batman in IMAX is sold out. Holy crap.

Saturday 7/19

Goodnight Lynn! Sleep well!
Wow. LOUD jets passing over my apartment.
Facebook has a thing at the top of the minifeed today listing the 24 of my friends have installed the iPhone app. Spooky.
Remember when Mobile MySpace was a primary selling point of Helio phones? Seems like a long time ago...
was bored without the munchkin so I went to the ocean. Still bored, now cold.
Back from the beach. It was nice to look at the waves... however, I'm not sure I understand the people who insist on having BBQs there.
Pretty much the entire Pacific coastline north of L.A. is useless unless you have a rubber wetsuit and thermal underwear.
I drove by the new Tesla dealership in Menlo Park earlier... They were having some sort of shindig.
Hmm. Tickets for 10:20 showing of Batman in Imax are still available... Thinking....

Sunday 7/20

Good morning! I still need a hobby.
Wow, my feed reader is empty... Are people out enjoying the summer or something?
Keep track of people bitching about Amazon S3: http://roomatic.com/s3 :-)
Keep track of people bitching about S3: http://roomatic.com/s3 :-)
Must stop watching Diners, Drive-ins and Dives on the Food Channel! It makes me crave bbq that can't be found within 1000 miles from here.
My latest post made Techmeme... I guess I have to hard link to the a-listers more often if I want to make the cut.

Monday 7/21

The Big Picture is so cool... http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/
"If you're good at something, don't do it for free..."
I cannot believe how *cold* it is today.
Why do new apps installed directly from the iPhone take sooooo long to "install"?! DRM?
I removed all the Twitter apps from my iPhone. I'd rather use the web version. Same for the New York Times app. Still debating Evernote..
Did anyone find a really good .me domain name? I still can't think of anything I'd want to drop $40 on right now ($20 x2 year minimum).
Call me hard to please, but Evernote is fucking useless.
Appigo's ToDo app looks good... Not $9.99 worth of good though.
@spullara Thanks for confirming I'm not nuts. I've given it two tries and I still don't understand what it's supposed to do for me.
I still don't understand how to get content out of Gnip. Did *any* of the bloggers writing about how great it was actually use it? No.
Job update: No job, no interviews for job, not many returned emails from old contacts where I begged for a job, rent due in 9 days.
What kind of sauce would you like for those McNuggets?
@derricks Wine and Work... always a fun combo. :-)
Bull Durham is on... love that movie. "Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well."
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes."
Just came up with a new emoticon for sanguine: [:<≠>
Rockin' Freebird!
Rubbing cream on that thing I noticed last weekend. Doesn't seem to be working.
Quick! Does anyone know the age of consent in Kentucky?
Can you tell I got this month's Wired?
Wired covers 25th anniversary of WarGames: http://tinyurl.com/6xw36r
"For a legion of young WarGames fans, 20-year-old Ally Sheedy was a lust object second only to the Imsai 8080." Awesome... :-)
"Ronald Reagan did not find the WOPR crazy or silly when he saw the movie at a special Camp David screening during its opening weekend." OMG
Playing Halo for the first time in a couple months. Most adults would be having sex about now, if I remember correctly.

Tuesday 7/22

If you're keeping track of #tweb2 (whatever that is), use Roomatic: http://roomatic.com/%23tweb2
I added in some Javascript to make hashtag URLs cleaner: http://roomatic.com/#tweb2 ... let's see if it works. :-)
@JimH Actually, Roomatic works pretty well from the iPhone. ;-)
@robmills - Actually, I was fixing a date formatting bug that popped up because it's Tuesday, but I did add in the URL clean up as a bonus.
I was able to follow the Twebinar discussion quite well. I bet you next time there's a big event, Roomatic is going to get decent traction.
I have this urge to drive to Half Moon Bay and crash the Fortune Brainstorm Tech conference... Think anyone would notice? :-)
My N800 prompted me for a software update today... Very cool.
@rcousine Not needing software updates? Is there a platform on Earth that doesn't need them? I'd rather have ASAP, thanks, than not at all.
@joshu That's definitely an odd use of the word "invited". :-)
Barack's a lefty? That I didn't know... (Nice shot though). http://tinyurl.com/6zgflu
iPhone tip: Use double fingers to scroll overflow regions on a web page like in Roomatic. Bonus: hold down the . key to get a list of TLDs
Sending resumes to random Craigslist job ads. How many social startups are there?! Not sure if I'll be able to conceal my general antipathy.
WarGames 25th - at the theater, so cool. http://tinyurl.com/5qelzm/24/2008&wssaffid=11551_NationalCineMedia(NCM)&tid=AACFX
I've decided that I will be dining at Taco Bell this evening. I've made reservations and pulled out my least dirty t-shirt for the occasion.
A bunch of people wanted to connect to me on LinkedIn. I have no idea who most of them are, so I just added everyone.
How in the FUCK do people keep track of all these contacts in life? I worked with you in 1999... yeah? Great. Fuck if I remember.
Life should come with a database.
What a sunset... A glowing blood red perfectly round disc floating in the sky. Amazing.
Watching "Deadliest Catch"... at first I thought it was just another over-dramatized reality show, but it's absolutely fascinating.
The new Wired is packed with Sony Vaio ads, and I'm seeing Vaio commercials on TV. Vaios are the MacBooks for the rest of us.
Why is Apple pushing the iPhone 3G on national TV? There isn't enough demand already?
@om Are you officially a "mogul" now? ;-)
Ooh! Hudson Hawk in HD! This movie is completely under-appreciated. "If I don't get a cappuccino soon, I'm going strangle somebody."
Playing with Seesmic support in Twhirl. Rachael from newspop is gorgeous. I was thinking I could post video directly, but I guess not yet.
Still watching Hudson Hawk... "I'm being blackmailed into robbing the Vatican by a psychotic American corporation and the CIA."
Cognitive dissonance: Eating ice cream at 11 p.m. while thinking, "fuck I need to lose weight."

Wednesday 7/23

Good Wednesday to you...
I'm not seeing any live tweets from f8... has it started yet?
I had no idea this was possible in bash: "for f in *.php; do cp $f $f.bkp; done" I'm going to have to try to commit that one to memory.
@fabricapo I tried to sync my iPhone using my.funambol but it just wouldn't take my password. Is it just me, or are there some issues?
@jhstrauss Even if you do get called, you have to get picked. There's at least 30 things about you that are undesirable to either side.
I wish it would get hot again. 10:30 a.m. in mid July and it's only 63F outside...
I printed out a PocketMod... http://www.pocketmod.com My life is now organized!!!
Someone needs to build an iPhone version of Pocketmod... Add in your own todo, notes, calendar, etc. Sort of like an iPhone HyperCard...
Looking at GoDaddy domain auctions... ZenCloud.com is available for $400. I don't have the cash, but I sort of like that name.
Keep track of #f8 on Roomatic: http://roomatic.com/#f8
Ubuntu is failing me today, I can't see the F8 stream... Urgh!
Installed Mplayer and can finally see the f8 mms stream. Not sure why Totem and VLC failed.
##f8 Obviously since I made it, but I think Roomatic is perfect for this sort of event. http://roomatic.com/#f8
##f8 Zuck seems nervous... talking fast. I have barely any idea what he's saying.
#roomatic Woops... there's a bug in the hash mark. testing...
#f8 I have no idea why I'm watching this.
#f8 I can't believe there's not more people using http://roomatic.com/#f8 ... or if you want to drown in tweets: http://roomatic.com/f8
OSCON is another good tag to watch today: http://roomatic.com#oscon
@fkoehn Yeah, Roomatic works okay on the iPhone... though you have to scroll the chat area with two fingers at first.
Diet Coke with Splenda... I like it.
@jhstrauss OH! NO! DISASTER!!!
there exists a multivariate polynomial with integer coefficients that takes on only negative and prime values when integers are substituted

Thursday 7/24

I had scrambled eggs. They were good.
My iPhone 3G appears to have two speakers on the bottom, yet sound only comes out of the left one. Is that normal or broken?
@jblanton Ahh, one is the mic... got it. Thanks!
Debating installing Zimbra on my pristine Ubuntu box... it's a .sh file, and is inevitably going to throw files *everywhere*. I want a .deb.
Okay, I took the plunge. Zimbra installed everything in /home/russell/zimbra . Whew! Has a JRE and uses Jetty as the local web server.
@jhstrauss Thanks for the invite... if I find myself in Hollywood this Saturday, I'll be sure to drop by. :-)
Trying to figure out a way to sync Ubuntu with my iPhone's calendar. Not sure if it's possible.
I think I might be done with Twitter. It's sort of a stand in for real human social interaction, and I think I miss the real thing.
I've decided: The iPhone 3G is buggy as FUCK. Problems... App updates dying, weak 3G, WiFi dropping, apps crashing, re-arranging icons, more
@jhstrauss I almost forgot!!! WarGames tonight... I wonder if I should make an effort and go.
Okay, heading off to WarGames at the theater down the street from the Googleplex. Should be a high geek quotient there. :-)
Decent crowd at WarGames. lots of geeks.
I left WarGames early... I've seen it *way* too many times. The little documentary at the beginning was interesting though.
Now what?
Finally listening to Obama's speech in Berlin. Annoying that he invoked both WWII and 9/11... I wonder what the Europeans really thought...
I don't want to do laundry.

Friday 7/25

@jrobertson Fring? I don't jailbreak my iPhones. It just encourages developers to target Apple instead of more deserving open platforms.
I didn't do laundry.
Why is Firefox pegging my CPU?! Wait, where's the 2nd core? When the hell did I switch to a -386 kernel? Okay, better now. Virtualbox sucks.
Reading "The Cricket in Times Square" to the munchkin.
I still have to do laundry.
I think I'm going to take my boy to the Berkeley Kite Festival tomorrow... Seems like it'll be worth the traffic/parking craziness.

Saturday 7/26

Somehow I woke up before the munchkin today! Good morning!
Watching Alice in Wonderland... Old Disney movies are becoming harder to watch. I barely understand the references, let alone my kid.
Disney is sooo fucking evil. The first 30 min. of Alice in Wonderland was commercial free, now they're literally every 5 min. Turned OFF.
Wow, it's going to be at least an hour drive up to Berkeley plus parking... urgh.
Made some Rice Krispies marshmallow squares for the munchkin. I totally win.
You can't always get what you want... but if you try sometimes, you might just find...
Sitting in the dark, watching High Fidelity, drinking a cream soda while resolutely avoiding doing dish, laundry or going to bed.

Sunday 7/27

My munchkin is watch Animalia on PBS. http://www.animalia.tv/ It's *really* well done and pretty intense for a Sunday morning...
Long story, but I'm selling an *unopened* Wii + controller + Mario Kart. Going up on Craigslist today, but first - any takers on Twitter?
Only 100 Days until Nov. 4th?!?! I can't believe it's been 4 years since literally one of the most disappointing days of my life.
Despite being mid-summer, gas prices are *dropping*? Didn't that happen in 2004 as well? Putting on my tinfoil hat, I smell conspiracy.
Hanging out with the munchkin. Went swimming and now just hanging out. It might be a perfect day. Except I have to do laundry still...
@cpinto multitail is your friend.
@laughingsquid Email is dead. Or dying, wasted in the gutter of history wallowing in it's own excrement, waiting to be put out of its misery
Alert the media... I AM DOING MY LAUNDRY!! $3 a load to wash/dry... I've got at least 6 loads to do (2 at a time). Urgh!
The munchkin is playing Burnout Paradise with a little friend. Squeals of laughter during massive wrecks. Race cars and explosions == COOL
Spent the last 10 min. explaining what matches were for and why someone would have them in their house after a bedtime story featured them.
@jhstrauss That's from Madagascar. They're in NY and he looks up and says, "What a beautiful night, look the star is out. Oh, helicopter."
OMG, how many times am I going to have to read the words "Google Killer" in the next 48 hours? Please shoot me now.
Cuil isn't 10x better than Google. An order of magnitude "better" (whatever that means for search...) is needed to unseat a market leader.
Today I didn't even have to use my AK... I gotta say it was a good day. http://tinyurl.com/2ml7d3
@laughingsquid "Macintosh X" and "Giga Mac" amusing... Gravenstein "is a variety of apple native to Gråsten in South Jutland, Denmark."
Turning the daily Twitter post summary back on for my blog... preparing for the cries and wails of the whingers tomorrow.
Replaced the $10 chunk of bent metal in my IKEA bed frame today. Looking forward to sleeping on a level plane again tonight.

Monday 7/28

Good morning! Watching Clifford The Big Red Dog. You're jealous, aren't you? Admit it. It's okay.
Launchy for Linux is packaged as a .deb. W00t! http://tinyurl.com/5ogmv8
I want the past 8 hours back. I can't believe it's almost 5 p.m. already!
Attempting to quell munchies with Tostitos and IBC Cream Soda.
I think I'm going to bed. I know, it's not even midnight. What can I say... I'm getting old.

Tuesday 7/29

Earthquake updates are too much to keep track of in Roomatic! http://roomatic.com/Earthquake
Gazelle will give me $104 for my original iPhone 4GB...

Wednesday 7/30

@Darla You can't go school shopping in July!!! You have to wait until at least August. You have two more days!
Remember when I used to write a long thoughtful blog post, and then other blogs would write about it and link to it? Those were good days.
@spullara Nice job on Yuil! (The paging link returns an error for me though.)
I accidentally turned on the mobile version of Twitter... I think I like it more than the PC one.
The original formula for Grape-Nuts called for grape sugar... this, combined with the "nutty" flavor of the cereal inspired its name.
Munchkin was a bit grumpy after day camp. I loaded him up with peanut butter crackers w/ marshmallows and chocolate milk. That should help.
Chester the Cricket has gone back to Connecticut. But Harry the Cat and Tucker the Mouse may go visit him next summer.

Thursday 7/31

Why the hell won't AppEngine let me register "russellbeattie", "russbeattie" or "beattie" as an appspot name? Are these all *really* taken?
BuddyUpdates is interesting... It's exactly the sort of simple featureful site that Yahoo! should have already launched.
@somewhatfrank Hehe - I'm always amazed at who's listening on Twitter! You should use http://roomatic.com/BuddyUpdates to keep track. ;-)
I, for one, will be happy to never type del.icio.us again in my life. That's it, that's the last time. Hooray!!! Long live delicious.com!
Out there... Theres a world outside of Yonkers. Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby, There's a slick town, Barnaby!
@jhstrauss Tom Waits!!!
@cksthree I was thinking the same thing - though there's some Jabber-to-IRC servers out there which might work with Palringo....
10 Skills you need to Succeed at Almost Anything: http://is.gd/197L . The fact that I have about 2 out of the 10 explains quite a lot.
Am I missing something? MIT announced a new way to produce cheap hydrogen from sunlight and water. Shouldn't we be partying in the streets?
'Major discovery' from MIT primed to unleash solar revolution http://tinyurl.com/5uu53h
@jhstrauss - I can't believe I didn't take a pic of your 'stash. Here, for you: http://www.americanmustache.com/

August 2008

Friday 8/1

Welcome to August! Down to my last few hundred bucks and no job to be found. This should be an interesting few weeks ahead.
Checking out details of a Beach Boys concert on Eventful, noticed and actually clicked a Lego.com display ad. Luck or incredible targeting?
Death Star II Lego diorama is only $199 now! http://shop.lego.com/SalesAndDeals/ Damn, and I'm broke! (as mentioned earlier).
My boy is at his Mom's, so I'm reading. You know, an actual book... with pages made from dead trees and all that.

Saturday 8/2

I tried Vitamin Water today! I don't care about the vitamins, but it's lightly sweetened with cane sugar rather than HFCS. Very nice!
@m HOW did you get "m"?!?!
Like I keep saying, I need a hobby or a vice. Either or will do.
@derricks What are you working on?
A check for $2,000 arrived from Network Solutions today for the sale of newfoo.com - I have no idea who bought it or why. But THANKS!

Monday 8/4

Good Morning!
Reading my morning news... Unread: Tech (78) Weblogs (14) Gadgets (38) Links (101)
Aigo's Atom-based MID is pretty gorgeous looking: http://tinyurl.com/6x2svn
I can't find either of my phillups head screwdrivers which is making me homicidal...
Crisis averted... A screwdriver has been found with zero casualties.
Summer is closing fast... 3 weeks until school starts.
Pulling out my Windows computer to update my iPhone. I need to just find a corner for it and keep it running. Urgh...
Great article on legendary keyboards, complete with snippets of famous songs: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17138
I just made a Pandora station based on "Angela" the theme from Taxi (the TV show). I wonder what sort of music is going to show up...
Answer: Light jazz. Oookay, not what I was thinking of. I was hoping for more flute and cool keyboard and less soft electric guitar...
Why are those women in the True.com Flash ads shaking their heads at me? What do they think I said? Is that what flirtatious women act like?
Descending into a bad mood.
@om YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE! ON MY FUCKING TV! IN HD!!!

Tuesday 8/5

@om Ahh, I just caught you on http://mojohd.com/video/ The Circuit (episode 8). :-)
Watching Poker while my iPhone ever so slowly updates...
Who turned off the heat? Fuck, it's cold outside.
Vince rocks! I swear, I almost wrote this exact post: http://tinyurl.com/6qq5fc
"Vince puts the Shamwow through its paces with the fluid dexterity of a three-card monte dealer." Totally.
It's raining.
@spullara 4hoursearch's links have titles with <b> markup in them, which at least on FF3 just shows the markup.
Pokerstars.net client app works in Wine, which is nice. Playing online with play-money isn't particularly exciting, however. Sloooowww...
"During current Hold'em session you were dealt 25 hands and saw flop a total of 7 out of 25 (28%)"
@spullara No problem... I'm keeping myself busy while playing poker. Which is odd, as one would think it'd be the other way around.
Dealer: Game #19398082810: RussAKQ wins main pot (5835) with a flush, Ace high
Dealer: Game #19398485455: RussAKQ wins pot (765) with a pair of Queens
Dealer: Game #19398668693: RussAKQ wins pot (2280) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Dealer: Game #19398681114: RussAKQ wins pot (2956) with three of a kind, Queens
@jimh No, just practice. I've turned $1000 in play money into $10,000, but I imagine the competition would be better if it was real cash :-)
@jimh I think you can play for real money, I'm not sure as I don't have any actual real money. Besides, I'm down to $3k in like 4 hands. UGH
Dealer: Game #19399136176: RussAKQ wins pot (950) with a full house, Threes full of Jacks
I wonder if PokerStars has actually served 19 BILLION hands... Someone from Twitter should call them.
Wikipedia says yes on the number of hands: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokerstars Also, they're located in the Isle of Man (0% taxes).

Wednesday 8/6

I just realized you can join more than one table at a time. Ahhh...
That was a bad idea.... down to $600 and falling fast.
Apparently in order to win at poker, you need to know the odds, understand possible hands and of course actually pay attention.
Dealer: Game #19400082549: RussAKQ wins main pot (1010) with three of a kind, Aces
BUSTED. Well, I could have added more fake money, but I decided to stop if I hit 0.
I'm still awake... not sure why, exactly.
Rejaw rocks. Everything that Twitter should have been by now. Conversations, multimedia, etc. Very cool.
Hence!

Thursday 8/7

Watching Olympic Soccer US v. Japan. I can't believe it's 5 p.m. in Beijing. Insane time difference.
I cannot believe NBCOlympics.com doesn't allow Silverlight video to be played full screen. What useless, greedy, slimey, stupid dickheads.
I predict that NBCOlympics.com is going to crash and burn in spectacular style, making NBC and Microsoft look like the assholes they are.
Sorry, I get cranky when I have to use Windows. :-)
Wow! I had no idea you can take screen shots of your iPhone by holding the home button and clicking the top button! So cool!
Reading this: http://tinyurl.com/6nodlf From the comments: Click corner above dock to switch home screens...
How does "Orange Sherbert" not have a Wikipedia entry?!?! Even if you spell it all fancy-pants 'sherbet' it's not there... It's criminal!
Hi there! I'm Shiva the Destroyer... I'll be your harbinger of doom for this evening.
The Cthulhu trailer is all the more strange if your name also happens to be Russell... http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/cthulhu/

Friday 8/8

@nbcolympics Fuck You. I'm watching the Opening Ceremonies live online right now. Assholes.
Just saw a Twitter about how bad the commentary is. I was thinking how good it was compared to NBC's idiocy. No Katie this year, thank god.
Using Roomatic while watching Olympics opening ceremonies: http://roomatic.com/#080808 What a cool little site, who did that? Oh yeah!
kicking myself for letting molympics.com expire. I cannot imagine how much money I could have made from mobile ads in the next 2 weeks.
Torrent of Opening Ceremonies in HD: http://tinyurl.com/57nj88
Daddy week has arrived again! W00t! Off to Pizza My Heart with the munchkin for a slice.
Argh! The torrent isn't done, so I tried to watch NBC. What amazingly ignorant, xenophibic, racist, stupid, clueless assholes.
W00t! pTerm for iPhone is now in the AppStore. SSH baby! http://tinyurl.com/5zaxpc
Watching women's Judo live... The Russian chick is pretty cute, but Cuba is kicking her ass. I have *zero* idea what the rules are.
The object of Judo is to throw one's opponent to the ground, immobilize, or forcing a submit by joint locking the elbow or applying a choke

Saturday 8/9

Women's Beach Volleyball rocks. Lots of empty seats... Olympic organizers are always full of shit about being "sold out".
Just noticed Walmart has a new logo: http://tinyurl.com/6x7w3c
NBCOlympic video stream is down already.
Figuring out what I'm going to do today. The munchkin is already a bit bored.
At the park with my boy. Modern playgrounds suck. No merry go rounds or teeter totters or anything else that might be dangerous.
How the *hell* do Olympic swimmers breathe without getting lungs full of water?
It's amazing how NBC continues to just to be complete assholes... 3 Hour time delay here in California and it's still labeled "LIVE".

Sunday 8/10

Whoever thought of a game where incredibly fit women in bikinis from around the world get really sweaty and jump around a lot... bless you.
Just went swimming with the munchkin... Summer's winding up so fast! 2 weeks until first day of school!
http://excla.im/ Excla.im is very cool, and exactly why I want to do more Python development.
I just cleaned the bathroom. What a PITA. One would think that a place you pee in/on/around would have less nooks and crannies.
"The Spectral Wolf fears only fire. The Google Maps team can no longer help you, but if you master the Wolf, he will guide you. Godspeed."
"Tell Charlie the Dancing Stones are Restless. He will give you his van." OMG, I'm in tears. Best xkcd ever. http://xkcd.com/461/
Retweet: 这个地方好多讨论奥运的,不过都是外国人!http://www.roomatic.com/Olympics
"Many of the place to discuss the Olympic Games, but are foreigners" :-)
You know, I need a job like a motherfucker.

Monday 8/11

Wow, there's a Windows Remote Desktop app for the iPhone now too! http://www.iphonewinadmin.com/
Noticing that Tap Tap Revenge has fallen way down in the top apps. With the amount of hype it got, you'd figure it'd have more staying power
Unsubscribing from all the Web 2.0 news blogs. They've become old media, with daily quotas for their writers, filling up pages with crap.
How many uniformed opinions do "pro" blogs expect us to wade through every day? G.O.Y.A.K.O.D. like real writers do.
I need a change.

Tuesday 8/12

Just created Roomatic 2 by swapping out Twitter's API for Disqus. Try it out... http://roomatic.com/twitter

Saturday 8/16

Men's 100M!!! http://tinyurl.com/6a39ga (Fuck you NBC)
God forbid NBC preempt Access fucking Hollywood on a Saturday for the Olympics. And on CNBC? Boxing. If I had an uzi and a ticket to NY...
Craving a Cold Stone Creamery sundae...
Unbelievable... having to wait until 11:30 p.m. to see the 100M finals in HD. Assholes, assholes, assholes, assholes, assholes. ARRRGGHHHHHH
Several hundred million, if not billions, have seen this race before me.

Sunday 8/17

@om Wow, thanks for the link love, Om! :-)
Spent a great day at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom with my son. Sunburnt and wasted... Now looking for some bootleg streaming Olympics. :-)
@timbray Thanks, Tim - we appreciate you rubbing your superior Olympics coverage in. ;-) (We're watching yesterday's Track and Field on NBC)
Jamaica is kicking *ass* in the 100M, Men and Womens... (But you knew that already, of course...)
Found a couple (Danish?) feeds of handball: mms://80.160.76.117/tv2niagara5a and mms://80.160.76.117/tv2niagara6a
Oh man, what's happening with US Track!?! Getting crushed in sprints and no 1500, long jump or high jump finalists. (Oh, yeah... BALCO).
According to Wikipedia, Marion Jones is currently in jail serving her 6 month sentence for lying to a grand jury. Interesting timing.

Monday 8/18

I just tried Jaiku for the first time in probably 8 months.... it's twitter and friendfeed combined... I wonder why it didn't take off?
Wow, lots of reaction to my random thought about Jaiku. I've got 19 invites left... just DM me with your email if you want one.
I've finally internalized (i.e. remember to use consistently) the command "sudo !!" ... so useful!
Updating my iPhone. Wish me luck...
At the park with my kid. swapped out my sim card into my flip phone and thinking the iphone is all hype.
Opera mini continues to rock, T9 is still fast and hey, actual 3g connectivity! Oh and Tetris is actually fun to play.
Wired bundled a "Fashion Rocks" magazine with my subscription this month... Is there some sort of Geek/Rock/Couture demographic out there?
iPhone 2.02 didn't fix jack... In fact, it may have made things worse.
"What separates [Red Digital Cinema] from other camera companies is that the vision guy is also the decision maker." Interesting...
@jhstrauss There's an article about Red in this month's Wired. I hadn't heard of it at all - and yet they even own red.com...
Why in the fuck is someone pretending to be me in a comment on a TechCrunch post? It makes no sense.
Misty May's behind is Internet famous. I was sitting here thinking to myself, "I bet there's websites dedicated to that." And I was right.
After playing Rockstar's Table Tennis video game, the real thing has lost it's amazement... Where's the slo-mo smashes and surreal lighting?

Tuesday 8/19

I need to go to bed. 3 hours ago.
And I'm up.
My son starts school next week, and thus is home with me all *this* week. He's bored already and it's 8:30 a.m. Long day ahead.
How to win a fight against twenty children... http://tinyurl.com/5lz68s

Wednesday 8/20

@spullara I think the end seems closer to them than to us... They're moving faster and in person. And, you know, they're tired. :-D
My brain hurts.
I've been on the same airline, same type of plane from Madrid to the Canary Islands... not surprising it crashed. Just a matter of time.
McCain is leading Obama? Jesus Christ this country is filled with complete fucking MORONS.
@racerrick I don't separate politics from my every day life and I don't respect people who can't think intelligently about their vote.
If you're a McCain supporter, please tell me so I can unsubscribe from your tweets, because you're obviously a fucking asshole.
Got an email this morning, teacher/classes will be posted at Alex's school tomorrow. Umm. WTF is wrong with an email or a web page?
Is it possible to have an unproductive decade? Actually, don't answer that, I know the answer.
Men's 200M Final: http://tinyurl.com/5jrdwm - It's hard to see the chaos that erupted for 2nd and 3rd place because the video is so blurry.
Testing out python-twitter...
>>> import twitter >>> api = twitter.Api(username='russb', password='xxxxx') >>> print len(api.GetFriends()) 100
Race walking is both an oxymoron and a completely insane Olympic event.
Oh my starry eyed surprise, sundown to sunrise, I dance all night, we’re gonna dance all night, dance all night to this DJ.
So much for my admiration of the Women's Beach Volleyball team. What fucking clueless nutjobs.
The Python Twitter API is borked. And it sits on top of a JSON API that's also borked... Joy.

Thursday 8/21

Just back from Safeway. 1) Vitamin Water is on sale $1 a bottle 2) Stanford co-eds are back and stocking up 3) I forgot drinking straws.
I wonder if Qik can be sued for "tortious interference" by promoting their non-Apple approved iPhone app?
NBC is *rebroadcasting* the fucking women's Race walk race from yesterday!!!! UNNGGARRGHHHGLLLGGGRGGRLLL... *aneurysm*... acckk!!
NPR: "Track and field came into the Olympics battered by doping scandals... NBC made the pre-games decision not to show [it] prime time."
Wow, just saw the Women's Soccer results! W00t! Go USA!
OMG. US Track has just imploded. Both men and women's 4x100 drop the baton!? Insane.
Tug of War used to be an Olympic Sport! They *totally* need to bring that back... it'd rock!
Just saw BMX... holy chaos. Bikes and bodies all over the track!
CNBC has had fucking boxing on every night for 2 fucking weeks. Who knew there was that much Olympic boxing? Not me that's for fucking sure.

Friday 8/22

★★★ I think I'm going to bed. Alert the media. ★★★
My pet peeve: "impact" is not a verb, and "impactful" isn't even a fucking word. http://tinyurl.com/6l6alm
Sitting down for the first time in hours, want to find out what was happening so I check Twitter Search. "Biden" seems to be the answer. :-)
Is something up with Twitter or the people I'm following. Only 12 updates in the last hour?!? Oh, wait. It's Friday night...
Not sure I understand choosing Biden. He's 65, so he's out for 2016 and he's from freakin' Delaware, which doesn't help the electoral map.

Saturday 8/23

Morning news about Biden: "big mouth", "criticized Obama in the past", "old school Washington"... I don't see how this helps the ticket.
WTF is everyone's problem with the Obama text message? Check Twitter Search - it went out at Midnight PDT/3 a.m. EDT.
The only people praising Biden are hardcore Democratic partisans. Everyone else is either critical or cautious. I'm not exactly ecstatic.
Going to San Francisco to see the Giants vs. Padres today with the munchkin. I can't tell from here if it's going to be cold in SF, or COLD.
Back from the baseball game. Weather was great, hot-dogs were yummy, Alex got a new SF cap, and the Giants won. Not a bad afternoon.
Telling elephant jokes to my son. Giggles for everyone!
CNN is using Facebook to get viewer comments... Is that new?
FUCK they're using Twitter too.
@ricksanchezcnn I just caught the end of a rebroadcast here in CA, but it's *very* cool what you're doing with Twitter/Facebook! Great job!
@dberube Funding? Really? Didn't anyone tell you that the mobile web is dead? Sheesh. ;-)
Wondering what to do so that at some point someone would describe my head as being covered with a 'shock of hair'.

Sunday 8/24

Still amazed at what ignorant racist morons the Spanish basketball team is. Says a lot about Spain as a whole, actually.
Off to bed...
Morning! In 24 hours my kid is doomed to first grade: http://tinyurl.com/5rh7vn
Wow, Olympics, school is starting, Labor Day is next weekend. Wow, I knew summer was coming to an end, but that was *really* fast!
Oh, good - they're rebroadcasting the Olympics Gold basketball game in a bit. My kid will want to watch. He won't know who to root for. :-)
OMG. I just heard that the basketball game last night was *LIVE* here on the west coast. The first live event I saw was the last.
Heh. You can tell it's a Sunday when a comment I left 2 days ago on another blog hits the front page of TechCrunch. :-)
HOLY CRAP. Is that *really* the London 2012 logo!?
He'll turn into an alien before your very eyes, He's slimy, creepy, fast, and strong, he's every shape and size... He's Ben 10!
I don't want to be a "pro" blogger, and have actively avoided it. But wow, I'm jealous of the guys at the DNC convention!
Does anyone have a solution when Python's simplejson barfs on a single character in a JSON stream returned from Twitter?
I just got an email about my 20 year high school reunion in 2010. I want to cry.
Leona who?
@jblanton Yeah, I couldn't believe it when I saw it. The guy using it knows his stuff, but still he's got so many options to use as well.
Wow, London has a lot of work to do.
@ricksanchezcnn Watching now!
Just remembered that I left the gas barbecue grill on... Yesterday. Brand new tank, all gone. At least I didn't burn down my apt. complex.

Monday 8/25

7.5 hours until my son is in first grade (and 6.5 until I have to wake up!)
Five more minutes, Dad. please? Oh, crap, wait... I'm the Dad now...
Today's Twitter Meme: Snapshots of your iPhone's home screens. (Hold the menu key and click the power button to grab a pic, then tweet it.)
I'd love to see what people are using on their iPhones... as well as seeing what the "average" number of bars people have are. :-)
I should have tagged those pics with something, like #homescreen ... (Sorry, just making this up as I go...)
Still waiting for someone to pick up my meme... *tap, tap, tap* Hurry up, dammit!
Twitter needs to be more instant! :-)
Listening to Byrne/Eno streaming: http://www.everythingthathappens.com/
@jfriend Okay, but now let's see those screen shots! :-)
@rcarmo - Let's see the screens! :-D
Retweeting: Take snapshots of your iPhone's home screens. (Hold the menu key and click the power button to grab a pic, then tweet it.)
Changed Roomatic back the live chatroom like it was before. More useful for to watch something like: http://roomatic.com#dnc08
@psd Nice! :-) Rainstick isn't nearly as fun as I was hoping... Checking out AirMe now...
Eating two microwavable White Castle cheeseburgers. Just checked, and I'm 2,040 miles away from the nearest restaurant... Damn.
@spullara Amazingly, my six year old and myself watch How It's Made together too! (With no complaints as there's no zappers or sponges even)

Tuesday 8/26

Oh, wait. I have to get up this early *every day* to get my son ready for school? Why was I so excited for school to start again!?!?
@jamespearce - Can I help fix the Mowser encoding stuff? The title on http://m.russellbeattie.com has been wonky for a couple months now...
I can't believe there's still Red States. Seriously, what more needs to happen to this country before those states get it? Fucking morons.
"You are invited to an EXCLUSIVE gathering of top leaders in the MOBILE MEDIA and INVESTMENT communities." Gosh for only $1495! Oh boy!
Listening to Hillary, filling out my Shelfari books: http://www.shelfari.com/russellbeattie (Add me if you're using it!)
Had to put Alex to bed, so I missed most of Hillary's speech.
"Rate limit exceeded" - Woops! Screwed up and put the url request in an endless loop! Do I really have to wait an hour? Can't I say sorry?
@rosshill 90% of the content in my local library?
My site's summary in Google for the past 10 years, no idea why: "Photos of Russell's travels and his high school reunion. Also his resume."
There is no spoon.

Wednesday 8/27

@arveb Thanks! I just went to dmoz.com and updated my description to something more current. Hopefully it propagates to Google and the rest.
Another ex-girlfriend added me on Facebook today. That makes 4... They're all happily married with kids and looking great. I hate them all.
Just found out the local convenience store stocks Mexican Coca-Cola. Oh boy! no HFCS!
It's hot like the sun outside.
It's a good thing that someone else has written up examples of how to authenticate over HTTP using Python, because it's obtuse as hell.
@derricks The longest method of the day award goes to: urllib2.HTTPPasswordMgrWithDefaultRealm()
I decided that I'd learn a bit more about Python by writing something from scratch to even out my friends/followers using the Twitter API.
So far it's been about 4 evenings of frustration. Python docs suck balls, and stuff like the JSON-based Python-Twitter API is incomplete.

Thursday 8/28

Morning!
It's going to be near 100°F today in Menlo Park! Summer's last hurrah.
Does anyone own one of those iPhone remote disk apps like DataCase? Does it let you get at the photos you took with your phone?
No answer on the Datacase question yet. I looked online and in iTunes reviews (what a crappy user experience that is) and no luck.
"I cordially invite you to our second annual Venture Summit Silicon Valley" Only $2,495!
sudo !!
Considering driving to San Francisco for the 6:30 Mozilla Labs meeting at the Twitter offices... sort of a multi-interest meetup there.
Playing with Ubiquity... (posting from it as well).
Prediction: McCain will leak his VP choice about 20 minutes before Obama's speech, forcing every news channel to scroll the "breaking news".
Modern Javascript is so insane: }); everywhere... Functions within functions. I can barely follow where the stanzas start and stop.
@michaelg Ahh, I hadn't actually checked. Duh, everyone's assuming that's what will happen, and Drudge has a report, etc.
I'm still trying to figure out how fast/slow an Intel Atom is compared to, say, the moderate-speed Core 2 Duo I have in my current laptop.
My insane Anti-NBC rant turned out to be the most popular post I've written since I started blogging again last year. That's satisfying.
Man, I like Al Gore.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SONG?!
MAKE IT STOP. I had to mute it. OMG.
I turned the TV off. Who's stupid idea is some fucking hillbilly redneck twanging about them damn forners as a campaign song?
AP: "John F Kennedy spoke to the Democratic convention at the Los Angeles Coliseum before 80,000 supporters in 1960." Wow, I had no idea!
Re-watched Obama's speech, and had to listen to that Brooks & Dunn song again - they are ardent Republicans. Someone really fucked up.
Tomorrow's headlines will include some sort of Obama bashing for using the song, most definitely.
Read/Listen to Obama's speech: http://tinyurl.com/54rhdc

Friday 8/29

This new school schedule has me all messed up. Woke up at 6 and can't get back to sleep. Arrgh. Am I now a morning person?!? Noooooooooo!!
Wow, Skype is 5 years old. That doesn't seem like a lot, and yet it does...
Nothing like an ex-beauty queen to take media attention away from actual issues.
Watching word spread about McCain's choice of Eva Braun, I mean, Sara Palin. http://roomatic.com/Palin
It just dawned on me: 1998: Dan Quayle, 2008: Sarah Palin.
Twitter seems to be struggling... It's as if a million people suddenly decided to tweet "WTF?!?" at once.
@ricksanchezcnn Watch the tweets about Palin here: http://roomatic.com/Palin
Twitter Search isn't keeping up.. it's jumping around like crazy. Tweets from 25-45 minutes ago, then 5 minutes ago... insane.
Just saw Palin's speech. She's way out of her league. What kind of clueless asshole would you have to be to think she's a viable candidate?
Roomatic.com is the best site ever for following breaking news on Twitter. I rock.
Official McCain/Palin photo: http://tinyurl.com/6xhh33
Just checked in on the Roomatic Palin room and it's still going! Republicans have created a national joke. http://roomatic.com/Palin

Saturday 8/30

My son is at his Mom's and I have nothing to do today, tomorrow or Monday. It's not even noon and I'm bored. Not good.
Playing with Ubiquity, someone answered my Timer question: Utils.setTimeout(function() { displayMessage("hello world"); }, 3000);
"by Night 3, my smoke detector problem was raising a lot of questions. Like, will my marriage survive?" LOL http://tinyurl.com/6oofpw
"[McCain and Palin] met for the first time last February... Then, they spoke again — by phone — on Sunday" INSANE http://tinyurl.com/6fh ...
@jhstrauss bloody maries after a night of Cristal? Very nice... "Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency." - Henny Youngman
I woke up with a headache and my XXX acai-blueberry-pomegranite (triple antioxidants) Vitamin Water doesn't seem to be helping.
HTC Dream photos: http://tinyurl.com/6s95c2 I'm not sure I could dislike that keyboard more... Maybe if it had spikes?
Wait, with the non-ascii domain names, is http://♥♥♥.com a valid domain?
Few sentences in the English language bespeak a mysterious dark side than: “I’m not allowed in there. And quite frankly, I don’t blame them.
@jhstrauss Schizophrenia? Don't listen to the voices. Unless they are telling you something about giving me cake. I love cake.
Catching up on Mad Men. I may have decided to become an official January Jones stalker.

Sunday 8/31

"This is America. Pick a job and become the person that does it." Wow, great quote. (from Mad Men)
Blast from the past, someone has scanned the 1981 D&D Rules into Scribd! http://tinyurl.com/5w9u6c
@om I follow GigaOm Daily in my reader, but the feed doesn't have the right URLs. They point to daily.gigaom.com rather than u.gigaom.com.
Retweeting @BarackObama: In Toledo, OH. Holding a discussion on the economy. Watch it live at http://my.barackobama.com/livestream
Watching How Do They Do It (sort of a How It's Made wanna-be) about Bic Pens and just noticed I still have a writing callus on my finger!
@jockm Happy Birthday!
If there were the Procrastination Olympics, I would be a gold medal winner. I'm like the Usain Bolt of procrastinators. I'd break records.
The San Jose Flea Market is "the Largest open-air market in the country". Really!? http://sjfm.com I've never heard of it until now!
The news stations seem disappointed Gustav isn't going to plow directly into NOLA. It might be getting stronger though, so there's hope.
Death and destruction is great for ratings.
Oh! The media isn't upset that Gustav is missing NOLA by 250 miles, they're just pretending it's just like Katrina anyways! Got it!
Does John McCain have super powers? I just saw some clip of him saying he's going down to help with the hurricane. Umm. Doing what?!?
Katrina's storm surge was 30+ feet. Gustav will be around 10 feet. It's a normal hurricane like every other year for hundreds of years
OMG, I just found this: http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/28416/mccainpalinbottledwater.jpg *Exactly* what I was thinking!
Eating cereal. It's not cake, but it's good.
I have no idea why I'm watching the news. I should start doing shots every time someone says "ghost town". Nah, I'd be in the hospital.
@lmorchard I have subscribed to your Ubiquity command. Am I first?!? Do I get a prize? I want cake.
@jhstrauss promised me cake last night, but it never appeared. I'm thinking it was the 12-pack he was carbo-loading. I MUST HAVE CAKE!

September 2008

Monday 9/1

Just woke up. My server was down... that was odd. Restarted it. Oh, also, I dreamt of cake.
Uh-oh. Ubuntu automatic update replaced my kernel and requires a restart. I have fear. FEAR!
It's quiet. Too quiet.
"Bristol Palin made the decision on her own to keep the baby, McCain aides said." In other words: Palin's kid can have a choice, but not you
@Ben_Parr Ah! You are correct - "Keeping" the baby meant not giving it up for adoption. Though, I'm sure the other option was available.
Need cake.
@JamesPearce Twitter is definitely not a conversation. Except when it is. I guess if you consider a single reply a conversation or not...
The tone of that Google browser cartoon is so arrogant, I can barely read it.
"Palin has more experience than Obama" is just like the Iraq-9/11 thing. It's a talking point they'll repeat until people believe it.
I may create another Twitter account just for Political rants. There's so many right-wing morons on Twiter I'd like to ream with @replies.
Would a Palin presidency be worse than the Bush one? Hard to say yes. No wonder the Repugnants are excited, look at what they chose before.
Took me an hour to figure out that Python's ElementTree and namespaces don't play nice.
Mad Men may have finally convinced me to start smoking. And wear suits.
@andymatic CAKE OR DEATH!!!!!!
I'm all caught up on Mad Men. Now i have to wait a week like everyone else. Suck.
@marccanter4real I wonder what's happening to Draper in the bathroom while shaving. Stroke? Post traumatic stress? Pressures of fatherhood?
How It's Made Marathon! I've seen so many of these... But how is the widget that made that widget made?!?
I want minions. Cake for anyone who wants to be my minion!
Okay, I may have overexagerrated my ability to actually provide cake. I did not expect such an enthusiastic response to my call for minions.

Tuesday 9/2

Just got done watching what turned out to be a 2 hour documentary on Alexander Hamilton. What a great founding father. *Hated* Republicans.
"Jefferson is... Crafty, not too scrupulous in politics, and he's not very mindful of the truth. In short, he's a contemptible hypocrite."
@jenholmes It was a great documentary, I was up until past 3 a.m. watching it - I'm definitely following @pbsamex for updates. Thanks!
Firing up VirtualBox and Windows XP so I can try out Chrome...
Waiting for Windows XP to finish installing 72(!!!) "security updates" before I can continue to play with Chrome, which seemed sorta slow.
Fortune says Apple's sold 8MM iPhones to date (and thus rocks) and PC World says Symbian "only" sold 20MM handsets in *Q2* (and thus sucks).
On my virtual XP machine, which is fast and runs FF/IE fine, Chrome chokes pretty badly on pages with external Javascript and/or Flash.
"Dear Russell, on behalf of Nokia, I am very pleased to offer you the position of Strategic Technology Marketing Manager" :-)
@jhstrauss The job offer neglected to mention anything concerning cake. I'll have to contact Nokia HR and see if there's any cake benefits.
Thanks for the congrats everyone! :-)
Testing posting to Twitter using Python and httplib2. It seems really clean.
Twitter Search (and thus Roomatic) is hosed right now... it always says 21 or 41 minutes ago...
It's amazing how much I hate all Republicans. There's not enough words to describe how horrible they are as individuals and as a party.
I need to not watch news for the next few days, I might blow a gasket.
Brad Pitt's character in 12 Monkeys rocks. GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!!!
I think Google may have outdone the iPhone record on Techmeme today. 50? 75? 100+ stories? Everyone and their mother tried Chrome today.
Seth Rogen in a Kevin Smith film?!?! OMG. http://tinyurl.com/5bloyx
I should start practicing going to bed before Midnight.

Wednesday 9/3

Good morning!
I just realized I'm going to be starting a "real job" again. First time since I left Y! 2 years ago. Wow.
How many freakin' "advanced" Javascript engines are there now? V8, SquirrelFish, TraceMonkey... anything else? What about MS, Adobe, Opera?
Cool! Harvey Milk played by Sean Penn: http://tinyurl.com/6zw94p
Updating my deb server for the first time in a while. *Everything* is getting touched from the kernel to PHP to MySQL to ssh. Wish me luck!
That wasn't that bad.
Whitman, Fiorina and Palin speaking today: "Yes, women can be anti-choice, anti-gay, socially irresponsible, warmongering Nazis too!"
Finally got my server set up like I wanted it: Python 2.5, mod_wsgi on Apache and a sample web.py app running with clean url mappings. YAY!
John Resig answers my previous question about JavaScript: http://tinyurl.com/6fhofh

Thursday 9/4

@iphonelive You've got to be fucking kidding me.
2 a.m. ... So much for the going to bed before midnight thing.
It's amazing to me that Jon Stewart continues to be the only credible news organization on television. http://is.gd/2cJg
This electoral map is fascinating: http://tinyurl.com/6ojaob We really, really need direct Presidential elections.
You know, Krispy Kremes are always next to In-N-Out, but it *never* dawned on me to do this: http://tinyurl.com/6pr74t
Jesus Christ. TechCrunch has sold 1650 tickets at $3k apiece... or $5MM for that event alone. How much of that is profit? Fuck me.
Everyone else my age involved in this business can generate or raise thousands or even millions of dollars, and I can barely pay my rent.
I've been alive for 36 years, and never seen anyone shot, stabbed, killed or dying of an unnatural death. Why is TV filled with that shit?
Yep, the new Microsoft ad is incredibly stupid. Fine by me... I'm quite happy to watch Microsoft go down in flames.
I really don't understand why Chrome got so much attention.
@jhstrauss Even if a cake is misspelled, ugly or both... it's STILL CAKE!!!!

Friday 9/5

@mc Happy Birthday Matt!
I really, really should be in bed.
Love the idea of SocialCast - enterprise microblogging.
It's noon. I've officially wasted another week of my life.
I wonder if I can salvage this past week in the next 4 hours?
Surreal: McCain's backdrop was of Walter Reed middle school, not the hospital, and was the same one the West Wing's Matt Santos used. !!!!
I still can't think of a great .me domain name. It seems like it'd be a no brainer, but nothing I come up with is available or good.
Help me with the name of that wordless hit-song of the 70s! Da dadadadaaa daa, dadada da da da da dadada. It's a horn of some kind...
It's just about impossible to do a web search for a song with no words that you can barely remember any other details of.
@georgesdlvb That's a great service... but I'm not sure I can bring myself to sing it... :-)
@slestak Thanks! Searching Herb Alpert songs... it's not "Rise" though it's got that same vibe...
Okay, I recorded myself humming the tune: http://russellbeattie.com/download/mysterysong.ogg
12 people have downloaded my embarassing attempt at humming that song, and no one's come up with a song title yet!
So much for the automagic song site suggestions. Shazam/Midomi think I'm singing Stone Temple Pilots. "WHEN THE DOGS BEGIN TO SMELL HER!"
@mattg THAT'S IT! YOU ROCK! Feels So Good - Chuck Mangione... http://tinyurl.com/5cqmef
I've been hearing that song for most of my life (it was a hit when I was 6yo). Thank goodness I finally know what the hell it is!
I typed "Chuck Mangione" into Pandora... Getting a stream of "cool jazz for warm nights." ;-) Spyro Gyra! Pat Metheny!
Another 70s staple... Afternoon Delight!: http://songza.com/z/tvmfmk
@timbray Interesting! I just found out who he is now, 20 years later... I never really had an alternate life in my past. I should fix that.
I'm such a MORON! After using VirtualBox for a month, I *just* discovered that I could install the guest tools and have "seamless" windows!
Finished up "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" with my kid tonight (he's back!). These stories set in the 60s aren't aging well.
Robin Williams takes on Palin... http://tinyurl.com/6s5uoy
Going to bed before I lose that tired feeling and am up til 3...

Saturday 9/6

Watching Ben 10 while eating my toast with strawberry jam. Oh, wait, that's not me, that's my son. Me, I'm lolling in a half-asleep stupor.
WOW. MTV's new music video library API is pretty amazing! http://developer.mtvnservices.com/docs
Hmmm... adding "MOZ_DISABLE_PANGO=0" to my environment helped the fonts in my browser quite a bit, but killed Twitter's formatting.
Watching 6 year olds play checkers is like performance art. Rules get stretched, broken, and the aim is to jump a lot more than win.
I've chosen this color green: #57865A as my accent color in Ubuntu. It's quite nice. Soothing. Try it. Combine it with a wallpaper of grass.
Someday Microsoft is going to stop making their basic optical mice with scroll wheel, and I'm going to be a very unhappy puppy.
After reading this: http://tinyurl.com/36bhj It dawns on me that my 6yo has never seen a Road Runner cartoon. This must be remedied!
Contents: One Anvil. http://tinyurl.com/5sjrkr

Sunday 9/7

Good morning... it's a Lego Star Wars type of Sunday, no? And soon there will be a playdate filled with craziness. *Reaches for valium*.
Ignoring my new employer, the fucking iPhone 3G has major issues. I can't believe how many dropped and missed calls I have to deal with.
Marissa Mayer still floats my boat. I'm not sure if it's her geekiness or just that deep voice. (Or the fact that she's a bazillionaire)
Woah, I just saw that there's another book in the Incarnations of Immortality series. They get worse as they go along, but still...
On A Pale Horse is one of my favorite books from my teens... I hope they make a movie of it someday, it'd be pretty great.
Reading Superfudge to the kid... Why does every Dad in every story set in the 1970s live in New York City and work in Advertising?
Going to work for someone besides myself tomorrow for the first time in 2 years. Very mixed feelings.

Monday 9/8

Good Morning. Yo Gabba Gabba!!
The fact that DEMO and TC50 are today, while I start working at a BigCo is like a big helping of failure, with failure on top. Mmmm! Good!
Nokia Connecting Talent, Sept. 18th in Mt View: http://www.nokiaconnectingtalent.com/ "Join us for an afternoon, stay with us for a career."

Tuesday 9/9

My son just said to me, "Ask Google if there's going to be a WALL-E Lego set." OMG! Ask *Google*? He's been TOTALLY corrupted. ARRGH.
Reading up on important office etiquette before work: http://mistupid.com/people/page051.htm
Setting up my E71... It's SHINY!

Saturday 9/13

Live on Qik now! [qik] - Playing with qik for the first time. http://qik.com/video/301080
@timbray Feel free to stop following me at any time Really. I won't take offense at all. :-)
8GB microSDHC card for $24. Insane. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0012Y2LLE
Testing out Fring's Twitter support.

Sunday 9/14

Wow, the Nokia E71's integration of Flickr/Vox/Ovi/Kyte is pretty nice. Simply take a picture or video, choose upload, done. Very cool.
"Having read some of your interesting blogs, I'm positive that this will surely interest your blog audience." God I hate spam from PR morons
Had some oatmeal. It was good. It's a bit chilly inside right now, so it warmed me up. Yay.
I'm sure this is a naive question, but did people *really* litter like that in the 1950s like they do in Mad Men?
Oh, ahh... A quick blog search, and there's whole legions of fans analyzing Mad Men. Duh. I should have realized.
Watching Mad Men... Christina Hendricks and January Jones make me happy in that special way.
I had no idea how big Guitar Hero and Rock Band was until I was in my local Best Buy and saw they have an entire aisle dedicated to it. Wow.
Washing clothes for work. *cries softly*.
Seems like a good day to have no money in a bank, no stocks and to not own a home. Finally! I knew my financial incompetence would pay off!

Monday 9/15

Good Morning! Poll: In a box of donuts with plain, powdered and cinnamon which do you grab first? I go for the plain ones, surprisingly.
Woops.... sorry, forgot to turn the Qik notices off. :-)
New blog post: I (officially) joined Nokia today! http://tinyurl.com/6y5p48

Tuesday 9/16

It seems that Comcast gets annoyed if you don't actually pay them and cut my Internet this morning. The last bit of my "startup" experience.
Happily I have a neighbor who either is 1) a very crafty hacker and is logging this or 2) someone who doesn't know how to set WiFi up.
Is anyone else getting hammered on MSN Instant Messaging with spam? I've gotten 3 messages a day at least for the past 2 weeks or so.
I wish I could page through emails like I can with my News Reader... Individual emails take too long to scan.
@ethauvin Thanks for saying that... I was going to do the same (block unknowns) with Live Messenger to see if it would help with the spam...
Another thanks to "default" whoever you are... It's going to be a long 9 days until my first paycheck. :-)
The spacebar on my laptop squeaks. How does one oil a spacebar on a laptop without ruining it? Every space in this tweet made a noise. :-)

Wednesday 9/17

I have no sort of morning routine yet...
@ethauvin I've seen that AIG commercial recently, but hadn't made the connection! (it reminds me of the opening of that Zombie movie).
Home... but going to do some more work in a bit. Basic Cable seems to be working still. Yay commercials!

Thursday 9/18

I just realized I haven't plugged in my Nokia E71 since, I don't know, Monday? Holy crap, I had forgotten! An iPhone would be long dead.
Sort of watching the Mobilize conference stream. Was supposed to go, but have too much work already plus kid's Dr. appt. later. arrgh!
Testing Wireless IRC's Twitter support. It's not an iPhone, but it's pretty cool! And it runs in the background too. :-)
Banging my head against the corporate firewall.
Nokia Connecting Talent even tonight in Mt View! http://www.nokiaconnectingt... "Join us for an afternoon, stay with us for a career."
Retweeting with working URL: Nokia Connecting Talent in Mountain View 4-7 tonight! http://nokiaconnectingtalent.com
About to start setting up my new MacBook from work. As much as Apple annoys me, they're still better than Windows. :-)
I like the redesign.
If you stand exactly on the North or South pole, do you get dizzy?
I'M A PC!!!
Listening to "The Show" for the first time in, oh, 20 years? http://songza.com/z/7rqsh7
The Fed's reserves are down to less than $200B, down from $800B at the beginning of the year... Wow. I feel fear.
/sbin/route add -host 212.235.92.150 reject DIE SPAMMER SCUMBAGS! DIE! DIE! DIE!
I turned the heat on tonight... Autumn is upon us.
Reading about Magic Cap: http://www.mactech.com/articles/mactech/Vol.11/11.05/MakingMagic/ And generalmagic.com is a junk ad site. So sad!

Saturday 9/20

Watching Pokémon with the munchkin...
Going to re-arrange the apartment today... no need for such a central 'home office' any more.
Is something wrong with John Gruber, in a real way? Like does he have mental issues like Asperger's or autism or something?
Started reading "Akiko on the Planet Smoo" to the munchkin tonight in an attempt to find something more recent than Judy Bloom books.

Sunday 9/21

Happy Sunday!
Cooking for two is just like cooking for eight, except less people to guilt into helping clean up.

Monday 9/22

Good morning! I just discovered that a cheese slicer is *perfect* for making paper-thin strips of cold butter for toast. No mess!
Found the Fantastik taskbar for the Mac! Thank GOD. The dock is so fucking broken it's amazing. How do Apple heads stand it?!?
Using a Mac at a long stretch for the first time. Why is there no mouse acceleration? My wrist is killing me already.
@JoMangee Thanks! iMouseFix is great - it's not perfect (as it doesn't slow down very well) but it's closer. My poor wrist!
G1! G1! G1! OMG OMG OMG! G1! G1! G1! OMG OMG OMG. Oh, wait... I work for Nokia now. Nevermind.
@timbray Charles just called, and boy, he's pissed! "First that bastard butchers my SGML into XML... now he's tellin' people I'm dead?" ROFL
"On Sept 22, [[Tim Bray]] co-editor of [[XML]], mistakenly announced Goldfarb's death on [[Twitter]], re-igniting a deadly markup turf war."
I want to query my db for something - I could do it in 30 seconds with PHP, but need to learn to use Python. Learning a new language sucks.
Hmm... trying to figure out how to resolve a URL that's been redirected in Python. Probably have to parse the HTTP Headers manually, yeah?
Extracted out 455 images from my feed DB using Python, including a reg-ex expression to parse the src URL. 14 lines of code... not bad.

Tuesday 9/23

@ethauvin For fuck's sake, Erik, did you share enough stuff in Reader in the past 24 hours?!? ;-)
If Google was going to just re-invent the Danger Sidekick (syncing, sliding keyboard and all), why didn't they just go buy Danger?
Pandora can be scarily good sometimes, no? I mean like sucking my favorite songs out of my head good.
@avernet That's awesome! I triple checked the URL to see if I had been punked.
The words "decade old" sound horrible until you think about it. 1998 wasn't exactly the dark ages.

Wednesday 9/24

If you're looking for a self-hosted web-based email solution, RoundCube Webmail is spectacularly good - very clean.
Yotify looks very cool.
@meghanbeattie Hey cuz! (in the far distant use of the word). Yotifiy.com is an alert service with interesting links to web services. :-)
You know, any time I see a new post on Ars Technica, I get excited. I always know they write in-depth, interesting articles.
So Macs give you this rainbow colored spinney thing and the entire GUI just stops dead? And this is good? I want my LInux back.
Bank account in the red now. Payday is Friday in theory, I wonder if direct deposit will work (good), or if they'll mail me a check (bad).
Letterman teed off on McC! "Are we suspending the campaign because there's an economic crisis, or because the poll numbers are sliding?" WOW

Thursday 9/25

Good Morning!
Installed OpenFire on my server... Amazingly nice Jabber server, supports SSL easily, as well as transports. Yay! IM at work again!
Suzanne Vega "Tom's Essay" is awesome: http://tinyurl.com/5xtqdw
To listen to while reading the link from my last tweet: http://songza.com/z/xa4xyv :-)
"The most important decision you make is who you marry and have kids with," [Scott] McNealy advised - Wiser words were never spoken, ever.
@ev Looks good, but it *definitely* needs a "pause" button. :-)
Roomatic.com is a generic version of election.twitter.com.
"Washington Mutual was seized by federal regulators on Thursday night in the largest bank failure in American history." HOLY SHIT.
A couple years ago I remember saying to myself, "What's the deal with all this mortgage spam? Who would respond to this crap?" Well...

Friday 9/26

I GOT PAID! I HAVE MONEY IN MY BANK ACCOUNT! IT'S A MIRACLE!
Just had a sausage, egg and cheese "McGriddle" for the first time. It's as bad as it sounds. I wonder how many years it took off my life?
@dberube That's just sad that you know that. The reason I tried it in the first place was a coworker who kept on going on about #7! ;-)
It's nice to see that Crazy Ivan decided to participate in the presidential debate tonight. An Obama town hall would have been cool though.
@ethauvin The first thing I did, actually, was pay my phone bill so it wouldn't shut off, then fill my gas tank. *Then* McD's.
Wow, I didn't realize the debates started so early. 5 p.m. on the West Coast?
Oh, Feedburner is fucked. I was *wondering* what was going on - I was about to ssh into my server and see what was wrong with my newsreader.
Just spent $80+ and renewed a bunch of domain names. Beattie.info expired today. I don't use it, I don't know why I keep it...
Thank you "default" for being an open access point during my time of financial stress. I will no longer being needing you now. :-D
McCain was on speed. I'd bet money he popped some amphetemines prior to the debate. See him grind his teeth?

Saturday 9/27

Watch McCain grind his teeth in the split screen (it was better on TV): http://tinyurl.com/4vrx29 The man was on speed.
@rmccue That's an odd question. Yes, I still use OMGWTFBBQ, and no I wouldn't switch - since I wrote it, it works exactly the way I like.
Bed! Night!
Good morning! I need to clean the house today. And do laundry. Exciting!
@thauvin - That sounds like a marriage. I also need to re-arrange my apartment, it's still looks like a home office rather than a home.
@ethauvin that last tweet was to you. :-)
Every day of my life: http://tinyurl.com/5btscp
I just walked outside to check the mail - it's GORGEOUS out!!! I mean, like mid-summer, July-like warm and beautiful day. Changing my shirt.
I just gave another $100 to Obama. So happy today to see that the independents had him winning the debate!
@NObama4thisMama WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? TAKE YOUR EVIL REPUBLICAN BULLSHIT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR IGNORANT ASS, YOU FUCKING TROLL.
The McCain assholes are out in force it seems.
Maybe elections.twitter.com isn't a good thing - all these accounts with no followers popping up spewing Republican trash. Assholes.
Twitter Elections needs a "minimum number of followers" option so you can weed out the McCain fucktards. They're just @ replying to everyone
Ahh, that makes me feel *much* better. Nothing like a quick Python script to drive the trolls crazy. :-D

Sunday 9/28

Good Morning... All this real job stuff and kids in school has my body clock just waking me up at 8 in the morning. Ugh!
Something was "stuck" in my Trash... on Ubuntu 8.04 Hardy, they *moved* the Trash to ~/.local/share/Trash from ~/.Trash ! Took me a while.
I still haven't cleaned.
Maybe this is god's way of telling me I should clean the kitchen before it becomes an environmental toxic hazard...
My newsreader was virtually empty this morning. I don't believe it - I think Feedburner is hosed again...
28 out of the 105 feeds I follow use Feedburner (I just checked)...
Looking on Cragslist for a house to rent now that I have a job again. Cannot *wait* to get out of this apartment!!!!
After the first debate in 2004, USA Today's poll showed Kerry to have done better than Bush by 57%-25%. Makes me remember to disengage a bit
You know that Progressive commercial? Do women really spend $300 on a pair of shoes? (Or a big tricked-out nametag)?

Monday 9/29

Holy shit. Is the world ending? PANIC! PANIC! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
I need a nap.

Tuesday 9/30

Good Morning! If you haven't seen the news, I might be looking for a job again soon! http://tinyurl.com/3mra2p
The TinyURL Firefox plugin apparently sucks.
I need to *not* start reading news before I go to work. :-)
The URL I tweeted earlier was about Nokia's CTO resigning. I work in his team so things are moving around a bit.
I had another Egg McMuffin this morning. Waking up early and working next to a McDonald's is going to kill me.
Testing out Yammer with my work email... 69 people are on it already. It's very clean, but wow... is it a bad idea to use for real.
Google's 2001 index makes me sad. So much opportunity lost.

October 2008

Wednesday 10/1

Hello Twitterites!
@timbray Who made you the Qik police? Why does that one particular bit of noise amongst so much bug you so much?
Weird... I've had the top rank in Google for my name for years, and yet old friends are still discovering me for the first time on Facebook!
I keep refreshing pragprog.com to see if they've published the PDF of their iPhone book yet...
@mattg That makes sense - they're not 'searching' as much as 'discovering'...
@derricks Your name came up this past Sunday. I put my old TV up on Craigslist and a (young) EA employee bought it. You are famous it seems!
Going to the Churchill Club meeting this evening to see the CEO of Nokia speak. Walt Mossberg bailed though, the bastard.
@entangledstate NICE! Thanks!
I don't think I'm going to drive home before going to Sunnyvale for the 6:30 thing. Maybe I'll try to get a haircut.

Thursday 10/2

Saw a bit of The Departed. Fell madly in love with Vera Farmiga (again).
@dberube Ha! McCain's taking an "herbal supplement" to enhance memory and energy levels? That's one way to describe amphetamines I guess :-)
Here's the "Is McCain Jacked Up?" article on Daily Kos: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/10/1/213117/745/144/617169 See? I knew it!!!
It's not the clothes that make you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat.
@ethauvin (Replying 6 hours later...) That may explain why I'm getting divorced. :-)
Off to the kid's doc to replace his *BIG* arm cast with a littler one. Whew. Broken bones *suck*.
@cschick I'm pretty sure that's your shnoz icon in the 5800 video, no? :-)

Friday 10/3

Woke up 3 minutes before my alarm today. Love that.
Was handed a Nokia 5800 this morning. Yay! Shiny new toys are FUN!
Munchkin's back! He went to bed pretty late - so we only read the first chapter of the Spiderwick Chronicles.

Saturday 10/4

Good morning! The munchkin is still sleeping, so I've got about 10 minutes of quiet before the storm. :-)
Watching Tom & Jerry and eating cinnamon toast. Yay Saturdays! :-)
Wikipedia: "The shorts are famous for some of the most violent gags ever devised in theatrical animation". Ya think?
It's VIOLENCE DAY here in the Beattie household! Starting with Tom & Jerry, now moving on to Wii Boxing. Next up? Molotov cocktail making!
The kid is working up a sweat (for real). I'm tired just watching him. :-)

Sunday 10/5

Happy Sunday!
I'm *sick* of Slashdot's feed refreshing EVERY day in my reader.
@vero Alex fell off the monkey bars about a month ago and broke his wrist - Not fun, but he's fine. The cast comes off in a few weeks.
No school tomorrow. My kid's school district is so hosed. They think every kid has an au pair or nanny or something so can offset holidays.
Lego Batman can be tough. It's a good thing Mahalo has a walkthrough with videos: http://tinyurl.com/4s9f2n
Lego Batman is pretty great - much better than Indiana Jones and almost as fun as Star Wars. Fun for me and the munchkin to do together.
@djco Thanks for the tip! I didn't realize that Slashdot had an Atom feed! Trying that instead... the RSS version sucks donkey balls.
Wow, it was a long day.

Monday 10/6

Obama's focus on "young voters" worries me. They don't show up at the polls. Remember Emimem's call to arms in 2004? They didn't appear.
Just saw the market news. Yowza.
DNC just sent me a mailing. It had Barack Obama's name on it, but not in the official Gotham font, so I knew it wasn't from his campaign.
Doing a metric shitload of laundry.

Tuesday 10/7

Went to Dockers.com to get a few more pair of the pants I bought in a department store the other day and the style isn't there. ARGH!!!
Just arrived at work and suddenly realized, "Oh, I have a real job now. This isn't just temporary." :-)
@cschick Watching videos of the the stuff you sat through today. :-)
Making homemade beef stew for the first time. Basic ingredients: Beef, potatoes, carrots, celery, onion. We'll see if the kid eats it. :-)
Not bad! In fact, probably the best stew I've had in ages. Yay!
Catching up to the news... Obama "won" except that McCain has the quote of the evening with "that one" which is going to be another "sigh".
I didn't see the debate yet - was McCain on speed again?
Okay, saw a good chunk of the debate... McCain was dismissive again and whinging to Tom Brokaw about followups wasn't very presidential.
I wonder if people will take offense at the use of "that one" or be surprised/dismayed that Obama voted with Bush?
@derricks I love the expression "holy cats"! I need to use it more (ever). :-)
Heheh "This one is voting for that one." http://tinyurl.com/472gy7
Fastest DNS update in history: http://www.thatone08.com/

Wednesday 10/8

Yahoo's live quotes are crazy to watch: http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=aapl&d=t
Smartfood: Good. Popcorn kernels between your teeth and gums: Bad.
Tried to run Parallels and Windows XP on my MacBook... Mistake. It sounds like it's about to explode the fan is running so high.
Now the MacBook is "stuck" on high fan, even with Parallels turned off. Any clue? VirtualBox on my $600 Vaio running Ubuntu never did this!
Ah, wait... nevermind. As soon as I hit enter, it read my mind an started ratcheting down the fan. Crazy! Ahh. I can hear again.
@iankennedy Congrats Ian! Welcome aboard! (Can I say that even if I'm on week 3?) :-)
just started playing Amped 3 Demo. http://raptr.com/russ

Thursday 10/9

Totally forgot I added my XBox 360 stuff to Raptr...
Holy shit, look at the Dow.
Dear GM: Fuck you very much for repossessing my car this winter. Twice. Love your stock price.

Friday 10/10

I am going to tap dance on the front lawn in my underwear with a balloon animal tied to my head and a pineapple in each hand!

Saturday 10/11

Who turned off the heat?
@tarek You walked from Disneyland to Santa Barbara, or is your activity marked wrong? ;-)
I just had the most useless day ever. I need a hobby.

Sunday 10/12

I've decided to dedicate the rest of my life to becoming Don Draper.

Monday 10/13

Hey all, I'm looking for an interesting Silicon Valley-based blogger to come in and speak to Nokia c-level execs next Tues. PING ME!
I can't wait for the election to be over (and obviously for Obama to win). I'm going to be on pins and needles for the next three weeks.

Tuesday 10/14

Go Hayden!

Wednesday 10/15

I press trigger, I don't press people button. Nobody chat come face me with somethin.
Waiting for the gods of fecundity to bless me with a bounty of divine productivity and focus.
I'm having a day.
I've been mind boggled by this video all day: http://tinyurl.com/3gdv8u

Thursday 10/16

It's nice to see the word "volatile" being used outside the context of my personality.
ACORN: Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. A community-based organization that advocates for low-income families.
I have a Yahoo! Profile... (about freakin' time!) http://profiles.yahoo.com/russellbeattie
Watching Globe Trekkers... I ♥ Megan McCormick.

Friday 10/17

Buenas dias!
Or actually, buenos...
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Messing with Lotus Notes at work for the first time in almost a decade. Lots as changed, lots is still the same.
Have a weekend everyone!

Saturday 10/18

Cinnamon toast and Saturday morning cartoons... A perfect match.
A morning of Battleship is ahead. D5! HIT! You sunk my battleship!!! (My kid has never seen that commercial... damn Tivo generation!)

Sunday 10/19

Fennec is completely unusable on an actual N810...
Wendy? Yes Lisa... Is the water warm enough? Yes Lisa... Shall we begin? Yes Lisa.

Monday 10/20

Happy Monday!
Coworker brought in a pumpkin full of Smarties today... SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!
Question: What's the number of unique users that Google or Yahoo! gets a day? Have they published that info?

Wednesday 10/22

Good morning! Is it really Wednesday?!?
Any advanced form of breakfast is indistinguishable from desert.
"15% of Americans get their TV from over-the-air broadcasts". That's a lot of people... a lot more than I would have thought.
Can you buy a G1 without a contract?
T-mobile Mt. View is sold out of G1s. The jackass on the phone told me they had plenty, I drove down and found out he was wrong. Duh.
"Wow, Daddy it looks just like a cookbook!" - High praise for my angel hair pasta topped with tomato sauce simmered with ground beef.

Thursday 10/23

Just saw the Nature video of x-rays being generated from peeling tape. Freaky! http://tinyurl.com/5lcrzq

Friday 10/24

Oogadeeboogadeeboogadee.
Beware the chicken!

Saturday 10/25

@davewiner has me thinking of heading down to Central Computers for an EEE PC: http://tinyurl.com/5ce3qh Hmm....

Sunday 10/26

When is the time change?? My two "atomic" clocks are off by an hour this morning. Aren't they set by a radio signal, and is that wrong?
"Daylight saving time for North America will be 2 am the first Sunday in November 2008 in which you put your clocks back an hour."
The poll trends are ruining my day.
Looking for houses to rent in Atherton is a good reality check on how rich some people are. $10,000 a month?!? To *rent*!??!
"update-manager -d" Yes, please start my upgrade. Hello Ibex! :-)
Quicken online is pretty freakin' useless.
Upgraded to Intrepid Ibex. W00t!
Yeah! Nautilus in Ibex has "compact view"! Finally! Been waiting a few years for that one. :-)
I can't believe I still have laundry to do tonight.
Mad Men was disappointing... At this point I pretty much despise Betty and what happened to the Dick Whitman stuff?

Monday 10/27

Welcome to my insomnia. Please keep your hands inside the car at all times.
I wonder how to get tickets to the Presidential Inauguration? My birthday is January 20th, so I'm seriously considering going...
I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Tuesday 10/28

I need to get moving.
The squirming coil of sunset I keep within my reach, tried yesterday to get away and hitchhiked to the beach...
Feedburner is just hosed... nothing updates until the end of the day, then *bam* 300 unread items.

Wednesday 10/29

"The driver has obviously worked this out because he has placed a large puppet in the passenger seat." http://tinyurl.com/6dukw8 LOL!
Google's home page just came up in Finnish... took me a second to figure out WTF was going on.
Just re-added Twitter integration with Facebook... Surprisingly many people pay attention to Facebook statuses. Whodathunk?
I wonder if I should go through and start clearing out people I don't really know from Facebook. It'd make it a bit more useful...
Skimming through Obama's infomercial on YouTube... http://tinyurl.com/6oj6dp
Obama is the Steve Jobs of politics...
Just broke into the Halloween candy. If you've been waiting for someone else to go first, feel free to start in on yours. Mmmm... Reese's!

Thursday 10/30

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello... Gliddy glub gloopy, Nibby nabby noopy, La la la lo lo
I didn't wear a costume to work today. My coworkers are shunning me. Shunned!!
Mountain Dew is now going to be called Mtn Dew... Generation Text has taken over the Pepsi Generation.
I don't know where the sun beams end and the star lights begin, it's all a mystery...

Friday 10/31

It's Daddy Week!!! W00t!

November 2008

Saturday 11/1

Goood morning. Post Halloween morning eating pancakes and watching Star Wars...
"That wizard is just a crazy old man." Wait... if he's a wizard...
@vero I have a 6 year old, so I was out doing the trick-or-treating... The neighborhood nearby gets slammed. 350+ kids one said.
"These aren't the droids you're looking for." Over 30 years geeks have made every other line in the original Star Wars a cliche.
Rainy Saturdays rule... video games without guilt!
Just played the Mirror's Edge demo on XBox 360. Pretty cool stuff. I've always wanted to run around rooftops as a small Asian woman.
Eating all my son's Butterfingers.
I put on the "contemporary instrumental" channel for dinner background music, and it was playing Christmas music!!!! 8 weeks ahead?!?
Almost done with book 4 of the Spiderwick Chronicles... Daddy week rocks! Munchkin is now in bed, and I'm (still) eating his candy.

Sunday 11/2

Someone needs to explain to my child what it means to "sleep in"...
Man, the time change is really wacking my sense of time today. I can't believe it's only 1:30... It feels like it should be at least 4 p.m.
Munchkin's in bed... Wow the weekend went fast!

Monday 11/3

At work interacting with adults for the first time in 48 hours... so weird.
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
http://politics.betfair.com/ Hardcore bettors predicting the elections... pretty amazing.
Daylight Savings needs to be banned.

Tuesday 11/4

Brought my Shure in-ear headphones to work. Rocking out to very loud Daft Punk radio on Pandora... Digital Love baby!
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!!! POLLS CLOSE IN 2 HOURS!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's murder on the dance floor... but you better not steal the moves, DJ. I'll burnt this goddamn house right down.
My Mom and Dad wouldn't tell me who they voted for in NH... this means of course they split their votes. Lesson on keeping a long marriage.
At the barber watching the kid get a cut while CNN blares on the TV.
YES!!!!!
I'm a raving idiot tonight... If I didn't have to make dinner, I'd be in the corner hugging my legs, rocking back and forth and crying...
PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday 11/5

Good Morning!! Still ecstatic about Obama, but bummed about 8. WTF California?!?
I want O's sunglasses: http://tinyurl.com/6dqt9g
I DON'T NEED A NETBOOK!!!! (But I really want one anyways, just to have it. Crazy-ass technolust...)
Renegade, Renaissance, Radiance and Rosebud... CUTE!
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Checking out Mary Meeker's Web 2.0 2008 slides: http://www.morganstanley.com/institutional/techresearch/

Thursday 11/6

Shh! I'm writing! Write, write, write, write, write. See? That's me writing. Yep, write, write, write. Write, write, write, write. SHUTUP!
Coolness from my company - Nokia Friend View: http://friendview.nokia.com/ Use your Ovi.com account (in case that's not clear)

Friday 11/7

Buenos días!
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams
Wow, watching the press conference. It's so great to see Obama in his new role. It's real! He's going to be the President!! So cool.
God I love Nautilus' new 'compact view'. That alone is worth the upgrade to Ibex.
Since FriendFeed now has IM, and FF can interact with Twitter, and Twitter can update my Facebook... Maybe I should start using FF again...
Okay, so I'm using FriendFeed's IM to post a message, which should eventually update Facebook via Twitter... Testing... http://ff.im/-bvp
Wow, it was an instant update... Nice! Now how do I re-import my Twitter friends into FriendFeed again? http://ff.im/-bw3
oh-oh, I'm getting a Twitter 'echo' back into FriendFeed... http://ff.im/-byv
For now I added an "imaginary" friend to FriendFeed with my Twitter RSS feed... Someone *seriously* needs to clean... http://ff.im/-bzj
Yeah, the Twitter/FF friend list disconnect is impossible to fix. Adding an imaginary friend didn't work - it... re: http://ff.im/bOR
Ahh, I see! So I made a new FriendFeed list called "IM", switched to it for IM updates, and am adding/subtracting... http://ff.im/-bYQ
I wonder how much FriendFeed paid for the http://ff.im domain. Awesomely small. http://ff.im/-bZR
Wow, I had no idea there was a .asia TLD! Where the hell have I been?
Alaska's vote is totally fucked: http://shannynmoore.wordpress.com/ Why isn't the MSM all over this? So weird!
Daddy Week ended today... I'm officially in a bad mood for the next 7 days. You've been warned.

Saturday 11/8

That's right neighbors, I'm playing Call of Duty: World at War at top volume and full bass. Suck it.
Okay, that was fun. I should probably shower now.

Sunday 11/9

Google screwed up their Blog Search - now any site that updates and has me on their blogroll shows up in my ego feed. Dumbasses.
Just ordered a TiVo HD, finally. Took me a while to decide if I really wanted to watch *more* TV, but decided that I wanted *efficient* TV.
uShare doesn't seem to want to recognize eth0. Not sure how to convince it...
I haven't spoken to anyone since Friday at 8 a.m. I just ordered pizza... hopefully I'll remember how to communicate with the delivery guy.
Turns out grunting and pointing is a sufficiently adequate way of communicating with the pizza guy! Who knew?
Just saw the self-referential iPhone Shazam app commercial... Very amusing.

Monday 11/10

@JamesPearce You could use Mowser technology to do the same thing: http://tinyurl.com/6zx7um
I used the word "skooch" today. It's been a while.
Housing scams have moved to Craigslist... Morons advertising foreclosed homes in the rentals section. Every. Day. And many are fake - why?!
New Pixar trailer for "UP" - http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/up/ Fun!
Just caught a repeat of the Top Gear episode where Sabine Schmitz does the Nurburgring in a van. She's like my dream woman!

Tuesday 11/11

Unggh. There comes a time in life to buy a really nice toaster. I think that time for me is today.
Hungry. And it's not even 11 yet. And I had toast this morning.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
I love the fact that "Eureka!" is the official California state motto.
Ooh! "Engelbart and dawn of Interactive Computing" at SRI on Dec. 9th: 40th Anniversary of The Demo: http://www.sri.com/engelbart-event.html
Dear Everyone On Twitter: @replies only work if they're the *very* first word in the tweet, and *don't* work for more than one person.
I wish there was a Thai place that delivers in Palo Alto /Menlo Park. (If you know of one, tell me!)

Wednesday 11/12

Doing a little schadenfreude happy dance after seeing GOOG's stock price. >:-)
I seem to have gotten through the day without a nervous breakdown. It was touch and go there for a while. (Day's not over yet tho, hmmm...)
Interesting, I forgot I told FriendFeed to update Twitter on Flickr posts...

Thursday 11/13

Is that a foghorn I hear? I didn't realize I was so close to the bay. Looking up all I see is blue sky...
The global economic crisis doesn't seem to have affected house rental prices in my area yet. Go back to Kansas already you people!
Avoiding cleaning the house... My brother arrives tomorrow for a weekend visit. Maybe I'll make him clean the bathroom for his meals.

Friday 11/14

Please note, the pregnant man's name is Beatie not Beattie. Thank you.
I should go to bed. I really should have cleaned the apartment. I really need to see Quantum of Solace. I should turn the TV off.
New Watchmen trailer: http://tinyurl.com/5tsjjf
Daddy Week starts today @ 3 o'clock! W00t! Let the celebrations begin!
My brother's flight arrives in 40 minutes. I should probably take a shower and get dressed. Or not. Siblings exist to be abused, no?
Earlier: "Daddy! Stupid Uncle David called me a butthead!" (He said while giggling). The sound of family. I wasn't sure who to yell at.

Saturday 11/15

Getting some work done while Uncle Dave and the munchkin play Pokemon cards.
My brother just admitted to me he hasn't seen Casino Royale after I mentioned Quantum of Solace. Whaaat?!? Are you sure we're related?
Saturday is Spaghetti night!
Uncle David is reading a Pooh story (the one where they move Eeyore's house) to the munchkin. A little late tonight, but that's okay.

Sunday 11/16

Weekend's ending quick: Bro's flying back home, the munchkin is busying himself, and I'm in front of the PC for a few minutes before dinner.
I hate laundry and it seems the feeling is mutual.
Watching the Lee Atwater story on Frontline while doing laundry. Completely frightening to see the early history of the Bush campaign(s).

Monday 11/17

I can still smell the onion on my fingers from making Saturday's dinner. It's not from lack of soap and scrubbing, believe me. URGH!
Interesting, several responses about rubbing my hands on stainless steel to get the smell out. Trying it now.
Jerry Yang gave up... Damn! I was really pulling for him.
Making dinner. No onions.
I made stir fry tonight. It was edible, but tasteless. Well, it tasted like rice, chicken and vegetables in a bowl. Not sure what to do...

Tuesday 11/18

Nokia modified it's outlook for 2008 from 1.26 billion shipped devices to 1.24 billion. Nokia's rounding error is like other's market share.
I just discovered that my office-mate Brett is squeamish when it comes to things like neti pots. Who knew!?
W00t! Ted Stevens lost! Senate's at 58 Democrats and counting. Also fucks Palin's senatorial ambitions as well. Very nice!
I'm going to bed. Please tell all the other night owls I'm sorry.

Wednesday 11/19

Installed NXE before leaving for work... Pretty nice change. Made my Avatar, wandered around. Lots of connection issues.
@jhstrauss That's awesome! Seriously, that's a genius idea.
Listening to Groovejet (If This Ain't Love) on Pandora (Sophie Ellis-Bextor rocks)... Supposedly the first song to be played on an iPod.
@JamesPearce Google mobile ads are doing that much better than AdMob's!? Interesting... My entrepreneurial spider-sense is tingling...
I WANT MORE BASS!!!! (Not the fish, the sound...) Any ideas how to squeeze it out of a Mac? Pandora sounds tinny.
Don't feel like cooking tonight... Just ordered Pizza My Heart home delivery. Cheese pizza plus a green salad for the munchkin and I.
Played Pokemon with the munchkin tonight for the first time. He was making a real effort to read the cards, which is very cool to see.
I *LOVE* my new TiVo! Series 3 is much more advanced than my old one... dual tuner, YouTube, etc. It's much faster too.

Thursday 11/20

At work, completely oblivious as usual to the schedule of events around me. Oh! Look, there are people here!
I 100% agree with Joel about Malcom Gladwell: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2008/11/18.html
Facebook has reached a tipping point in my life, with my cousin, aunt, neice, and several neighbors all adding me within the past few weeks.
"I used to rule the world... seas would rise when I gave the word. Now in the morning I sleep alone... sweep the streets I used to own."
@mc Are you accusing me of retweeting Coldplay?!?!
Oh, wow... I hadn't seen that dotMobi launched their "Instant Mobilizer": http://tinyurl.com/6y6whd Very nice. :-)
Should Nokia buy Yahoo!? http://tinyurl.com/5ejlfy A thought I've had before.
Listening to Daft Punk radio on Last.fm: http://tinyurl.com/6nt926

Friday 11/21

I'm munchkinless again and not at all happy about it. You know what sucks? Everything.
I'm sure Peter Thiel is a nice person, but he's *so* full of shit in his interview with Business Week. 2-3 years of cash? Ba-lo-ney.
The "slug" used in the URL of this Yahoo! News story is as good as the story itself: http://tinyurl.com/58p27c :-D
I have no idea what the fuck I'm going to do with myself this weekend.
Watching an old Wall Street Warriors on TiVo... They're bummed because SanDisk dropped to $37. It's now at $5.63... oof.

Saturday 11/22

Good morning. Surprisingly, I did not obtain a life overnight. I need pants, maybe I'll go do that today.
Playing Call of Duty: World at War with 181,000 of my closest friends...

Sunday 11/23

Torrented the Watchmen graphic novels in .cbr format which I'm now reading on my N800. Never read it before, but the movie looks great.
I wish they'd make Irish Spring aftershave to go with my Irish Spring soap and Irish Spring SpeedStick. And Irish Spring cologne too...
Watching a documentary on the JFK assassination: I've decided once and for all that I believe Oswald acted alone.

Monday 11/24

Overslept... I think I'm not going to shave this week.
I had no idea how useful drop.io, yousendit, etc. were until I worked for a company that limits email attachment size.

Tuesday 11/25

Moving slowly this morning...
I didn't shave again this morning. 4 days... My beard is pretty much as grey as my head. And very itchy.
Huh, I got an email that I'm on the new Foo Campers mailing list. I coulda sworn I was an O'Reilly persona non grata.
Novel idea: A real UFO flies by Jupiter, caught on film, but never to be seen again, ever. How does this shape the course of human history?
Watching a TiVoed Nova about saving harbor seals... But the most interesting part is the veterinarian who has heterochromia of the eyes.

Wednesday 11/26

No school today! Hanging out with the munchkin at home. Daddy week +2, w00t!
The munchkin has a little friend over and they're playing Lego Batman. Such a great game... It forces cooperation to have fun. Perfect!
Video games, then pizza while watching Spiderwick, and now Legos. It couldn't be a better rainy day if The Cat in the Hat himself walked in.

Thursday 11/27

INSOMNIA. I think I need a cup of coffee to put me to sleep...
ABCDEF Cookie Monster! http://tinyurl.com/5fsn36 The end is *so* cute! Check out the related vids too...
Happy T-Day! Hanging out with the munchkin eating breakfast. I hate that the Macy's parade is time delayed in CA!
Post dinner activities... munchkin's on Wii Fit burning some extra energy, and I'm in a semi-coma watching. God bless technology.
Breaking out the leftovers...

Friday 11/28

Personally, I think Custard Pie is a perfectly acceptable breakfast substitute. It has eggs in it, no?
I need to do laundry and dishes. The chances of either actually being done tonight is close to nil.

Saturday 11/29

'A Christmas Story' is 25 years old this year! Insane, I saw it in the theater as a kid.

Sunday 11/30

Good morning! Watching Underdog with the munchkin! Have no fear, Underdog is here!
Tivo mobile (http://m.tivo.com) is awesome - better than using the main site for scheduling.
I have no idea what Nokia is announcing in ~38 hours... http://events.nokia.com/countdown/ . Maybe it's on the intranet? Hmm...
Watched a bit of "Side Out" last night, and now I have the urge to move Southern California... take up residence on Manhattan Beach.
Back from a playdate at the park with the munchkin - 70+ degrees and sunny on November 30th, very nice.
Watching a TiVoed Top Gear where they drive drunk people home, putting their little scooters in the trunk. Hysterical!
Holy crap - looking up info on Wall Street Warriors I just found out that Mojo HD is going dark on Dec. 1st. i.e. tomorrow. Bummer!
TiVo may be too efficient... I just cranked through 10 shows in about an hour. Maybe I'll go to bed early. :-)
I love when I run across older successful Silicon Valley software companies I've *never* heard of before like Informatica. ETL? Um, Ok...
Oh crap, I forgot about checking out the Jupiter/Venus/Moon alignment thing earlier...

December 2008

Monday 12/1

Good morning! Munchkin is off to school and as I've given up trying to get us both ready at the same time, I need to get moving.
I DO NOT NEED A NETBOOK!!!!! NO! DOWN! PUT YOUR WALLET AWAY!
Flirting with the clerk at Lenscrafters... until I mentioned Obama, and she frowned. Really!?!? Minimum-wage Republicans bewilder me.
Interesting, Forbes doesn't know what Nokia is launching either. :-) http://tinyurl.com/5q8o9v
Okay, checked my email and updated Twitter. Time to make some dinner. Pork and veges tonight, then back to get the munchkin's new glasses.
I just had a brief moment of clarity - Total Perspective Votex style - happily it passed before I had a total nervous breakdown.
Moment of Clarity http://ff.im/-bk4e

Tuesday 12/2

Morning.... Ahh, we launched the N97... Looking at the reactions now: http://search.twitter.com/search?q=n97
Just confirmed my hotel at CES... staying at Planet Hollywood. It'll be my first trip to Vegas (baby!).
Suddenly realizing I have no idea what Facebook Connect actually does or why. Another in a series of not grokking social networking.

Wednesday 12/3

Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years! Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear!
BLOW! How ya like me now?
Or is that BLAAAAAUUUUW?
My theory on the increased sales on Fri/Mon: After not spending for a month, Americans aren't used to having money in the bank.
I hate the fucking beachball... It really should be called "POS X" instead.
I need a double cup of espresso and some adrenochrome... ("... that stuff makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer.")
The medical community needs to start promoting the idea that placebos work even if you know they are placebos. Then they will... q.e.d.

Thursday 12/4

Too bad about Techmeme's new editor. Personally I think any ex-employee of Valleywag should be blacklisted permanently from the Valley.
I turned on predictive text on my E71 with full keyboard, not thinking it would be useful, but I was wrong. It's definitely helpful!
"Nokia downgrades market forecast for 2nd time". Ruh-roh Shaggy.
How do you people live without an N800!? Do you wear bowler caps or hoops skirts too? (My version of Nokia evangelism...)
Eating a Sprinkles lemon cupcake. Mmmm... I have a cupcake, and you didn't get none... Want a lick? PSYCHE!
If you've sent me an email, and are waiting for any sort of prompt reply. I apologize as that obviously is not happening.
"Daddy, why is the bottom of your eyes purple?" Oof! When the munchkin notices your bags, you know you're tired. Pizza and movie night!
My throat is sore, glands swollen. I *knew* I was coming down with something today. I was way too wrecked. Going to bed NOW.

Friday 12/5

Dropped the munchkin at school... The extra long Daddy Week ends today. Which means I'm in an extra bad mood. And I'm sick. Beware.
Spent all day in a haze. Finally getting motivated and it's dark out. Being sick sucks.
Wow, could I have been more wrong about the App store? 300MM downloads and increasing daily? Insane.
533k jobs lost? Wow. I think I'm going to put my house-rental hunting on hold for a bit and stay in the apartment for a few more months.
My project this weekend is replacing the 160GB drive in my TiVo HD with something considerably bigger (depending on what's cheap at Frys).
@jonesabi My solution to that problem is to buy a couple insanely generic domains, like "foozik" that you can apply to new ideas. It works!
I could have sworn I bought a new thermometer. The only one I can find is from Spain. 37.54 Celcius...

Saturday 12/6

Good morning! Anyone for golf? I have a tonsil that's just about the right size...
Hmmm. At one point does Vitamin C become less helpful and more toxic? I took like 1500mg this morning...
Lying on the couch watching Kill Bill Vol. 1. I didn't like it before, but suddenly this morning, I think it's fantastic!
I think Microsoft is misunderstanding "geek chic". A freakin' DOS t-shirt?! Who is going to wear that with any sort of pride?
"Preparing the service update. This may take up to an hour, possibly longer." My TiVo after I plugged in a new 500GB "DVR Expander". Joy.
Okay, my TiVo won't boot if connected to the "official" $150 expander. Hooray... It's always fun to return stuff to Fry's (not).

Sunday 12/7

Happy Neo-Con Day! Remember, enemies are everywhere and could attack without notice at any moment! Be vigilant!
I bought a Dyna-flex "powerball" yesterday at Fry's... I'm addicted to it already. But my hands and arms HURT from playing and I can't stop!
Can't... stop... playing... with... powerball. Wrists hurt, arms hurt, fingers hurt. Ow. Ow. Must keep spinning. Ow.
I'm such an idiot... I think I sprained my wrist for real. Hehe. What a moron.

Monday 12/8

Good morning... just learned that +86 is country code of China.
It dawns on me that I'm going to have to do some Christmas shopping soon.
Interesting... just got an email about "Walking With Dinosaurs" at the HP Pavilion. I wonder if the munchkin would be into it? Hmm...
Very exciting... I just left a comment on nokiausers.net clarifying a slide I made. So strange being on this side of the fence. :-)
I wonder if this tweet will be eligible for a Pulitzer... Probably needs something pithy. Dorothy Parker would have been a great twitterer.

Tuesday 12/9

Answering a work email from China on my phone... international companies are fun. :-)
I should go to bed now, but I'm not tired. At all. I need to start drinking. Alcohol.
"These are a few of my favorite things..." http://tinyurl.com/55p56s
Google's "Native Client"... Wasn't that called ActiveX? And wasn't it a bad idea?
Every Calvin and Hobbes! http://www.marcellosendos.ch/comics/ch/ I can't believe it's still online.
New Horizons is the fastest spaceship ever launched... it took 6 hours to reach the moon, but will take 8 years to get to Pluto. Insane!

Wednesday 12/10

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
I AM TEXT MONKEY! HEAR ME SCREECH! OOOOH OOOH OOH AHHH AAAAH AAAH AAAAH AAAAAAH!!!!
If you just got laid off from Yahoo!, here's a tip: Don't miss those COBRA payments... they'll drop you like a bad habit. (Trust me.) #yahoo
I can't believe it's 1 p.m. already. ARRGGGHHh...
Listening to Imogen Heap radio: http://tinyurl.com/6gchcg
I'm having a thousand dollar day.

Thursday 12/11

Where the hell are my glasses?
You know, m.delicious.com would be vastly more useful to most mobile users with a transcoder like Mowser integrated into it. Just saying.
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television.
I still have no idea where my glasses are.
My TiVo recorded The Breakfast Club for me. (My TiVo loves me!)

Friday 12/12

You must have done something with my glasses, because they're not where I usually leave them. They didn't just walk away.
Daddy Week starts TODAY!!! Just got back from the munchkin's Holiday sing-a-long... He's not shy about belting it out, that's for sure.
Oh, here they are! On my desk under a pile of papers. Well why didn't you just tell me that?!?
House is warm, food is stocked, munchkin's in bed. Life is good!

Saturday 12/13

I like the holidays, but I've *always* hated decorating the damn tree. I have to set ours up today (I waited for Alex). URGHHh!
Twitter has stopped updating Facebook. (Well, probably this message will get through just to make it seem like I'm crazy).
Got the munchkin a Nerf basketball hoop. (Indoor exercise before there was such things as Wii Fit.) He's been at it for 45 minutes now :-)
Nerf hoops are much more intelligently constructed since I was a kid. My skillz, however, remain as sharp. Off the wall, over the cabinet...
"You see son, if you run towards the bed from the left, you'll be able to get a better lift off the corner for that 360 windmill dunk..."

Sunday 12/14

Does the moon look upside down when viewed from the southern hemisphere?
So... If you're standing on the moon looking at the Earth, which side is up?
The moon questions stemmed from part of this Wikipedia article... http://tinyurl.com/5ubbqr
"Shoes thrown at Bush". Argh! He missed! Such a golden opportunity! If you're going to jail anyways, make it count man! Aim for the body!
OMG, watching the Twitter stream in Roomatic is hysterical: http://roomatic.com/BUSH "Cat-like reflexes" has been noted more than once. :-)
This weekend just *disappeared*. Time flies when you're having fun, but that was just ridiculous.
One more week, and then it starts getting light again. Yay!

Monday 12/15

SO COOL! Just heard a report on the radio about Nokia Research's Mobile Millenium project. http://www.kqed.org/epArchive/R812150633
Every day at 1 p.m. I invariably realize that the shit I wanted to get done "in the morning" isn't done. We need a law against 1 o'clock.
I'm in a little bubble of mental hell at the moment trying to get myself to write something ingenious. I need a muse.
The kid is so weird. He prefers green peas (bleh!) over kernel corn. If he keeps this up, I'm going to seriously consider a DNA test...
Time, time, time... See what's become of me, while I looked around, for my possibilities...
I love Kellogg's Corn Pops. Is there any better late night snack? I say NO!

Tuesday 12/16

Patiently for my son to get dressed. He hums a little song while he's doing it, which is cute. I still have to double-check tags... :-)
We need to get rid of the Electoral College. It's insane that it was only today that the actual Constitutionally-recognized votes were cast.
Whoa. Way too much caffeine today. I'm wired like a top right now.
I just left a comment on Robert X. Cringely's new blog asking why he doesn't just write under his real name now... We'll see if approves it.
Robin Williams: "Obama is an old Kenyan word for 'Kennedy', God bless us."
Crap! I haven't bought my parents their presents yet! Amazon.com don't fail me now!

Wednesday 12/17

Okeedokee. That was pretty expensive... But hey, I'm doing my part to help the economy. Still haven't done the munchkin's gifts yet (yikes!)
Just discovered that the little girl from Escape to Witch Mountain is Paris Hilton's aunt. My mind can't compute it.
I need to stop using my n810 to look up random thoughts while dozing off, I'll never get to sleep.
Has anyone created a local version of Twitter for neighborhoods and apartment buildings yet?
Holy mother of... Wow is it cold out today. I hadn't seen the news...
It's 1 p.m. again. ARRRGHHH!!!!
My aunt got my Mom to sign up for Facebook and add me as a friend (Hi Mom!). Everyone watch your language now, got it?
Ooh, Maemo OS2008 update. Not sure what it does yet...

Thursday 12/18

Me and the munchkin are moving like slugs today. "Tardy? I don't feel tardy..."
It must be a Thursday. I never got the hang of Thursdays...
@jhstrauss Thanks... Adams is my hero. And, ooh, that's a good one too. :-)
Katamari Damacy on the iPhone?!?!?! I may have to get an iPod Touch to ease my guilt at using it.
Text KETTLE to 90999. Help The Salvation Army - every text message puts $5 in the kettle.
My brother just called and told me that Batman Lego stuff has been discontinued and is sold out everywhere. OH NO!!!!!
Oh, wait... Amazon has it. *whew*.
Ahh, available on Amazon through third parties for extortionary prices... doh!
Scratch that Salvation Army thing, they actively discriminate against GLBTers. Text "TOY" to 90999 instead (toys for tots).
Watching Polar Express with the munchkin at top volume. What's a runaway train without lots and lots of bass? Uncanny Valley FTW!
Here we only got one rule... Never, ever let it cool! Keep it cooking in the pot... Soon we got hot chocolate!
That would totally rock if Santa was a fascist dictator.

Friday 12/19

Another Nokia software release? Maemo, Conversations, Image Exchange, Messaging, etc. Wow. Behold the power of the "IIP"...
Body's at work. Brain's on vacation. Or asleep? Hard to tell.
Man, I wish this great book list came out before today, I would have told everyone it was my wish list: http://tinyurl.com/4p6qbn
@timbray "I’ve never actually had a 'smart' or otherwise fancy phone before" ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME. :-D
Daddy week ended today. No munchkin for the next few days, but happily it's a short week because of the holiday.
About to wander over to Toys R Us. I'm guessing a Friday night will be slower than the normal holiday mad house. We'll see.
Yeah, Toys R Us was packed, and the staff stole my cart *twice* and started putting the toys back. WTF?!?!

Saturday 12/20

I was thinking, didn't this happen to me last year? Yep: http://twitter.com/RussB/status/517039162
Winter Soltice will be on December 21 at exactly 12:04 UTC. That's only ~26 hours away! Stay where you are Sun! We're coming back around!

Sunday 12/21

3 hours until the Winter Solstice!!
Making Pilsbury Cinnabons and about to start playing COD4 at full volume and driving my neighbors crazy.
Ahh, just had an argument over the phone with the ex about Christmas day. It's the MOST FUCKING WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!
I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Monday 12/22

You know you're a mobile geek when you're watching a movie set in 1981 and they show a Motorola DynaTAC and you get annoyed.
I made Rice Krispies Squares with the big marshmallows and real butter. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
"Nokias are reeeaaal nasty. You gotta respect the Japanese, they know the way of the samurai" "Nokia's from Finland." "Shhh."
Rachael Taylor's accent in Transformers is very, very Australian. It's like watching an episode of Beyond Tomorrow...

Tuesday 12/23

More than I hate decorating the tree, I dislike wrapping presents. Buying and giving, that's fun. The wrapping is a PITA.
Why do I like Top Gear? People I don't understand talking about cars I don't recognize, could ever afford, or both... But it's hysterical.
Santa brought me Corn Pops a few days early! (Ok, I bought them the other day, but I forgot, so it's sort of the same thing!)
Anyone else noticing a marked increase in spam? A lot is getting through my filters for some reason. Hopefully it'll slow after Christmas.
Just installed the new version of Fennec on my N810. It's slightly less completely unusable. Good job Mozilla!
@karllong "[The Atom] is so quick, it can destroy your entire face." Awesome.
Project Gutenberg is formatting all their books for mobiles... Remember when I did that, oh, 4 years ago? http://tinyurl.com/8v4p5n
Testing gTwitter and Twitux for Ubuntu. Both pretty much suck. Downloading Adobe AIR for Linux again.
@lmorchard Ayn Rand!?!? Successful people are purely self-made and therefore owe no debt to society? Altruism is harmful, etc.? Bleh.
Fry's just saved Christmas! I found a discontinued Batman Lego set! The best one too, with The Joker!
What if Tim Burton made a film starring the characters of Little Big Planet? Answer: http://tinyurl.com/97dj2e

Wednesday 12/24

@smmehadi THANKS!!!
Mmmmm... Corn Pops!
Hanging out with the munchkin... He's making Wii Miis of his friends, so cute.
Taking turns playing the original Kirby on the Wii with Alex... nothing like a platformer from 1992 starring a pink blob for pure fun!
Looking at the clock, much of the world is already in tomorrow... So Happy Holidays! :-)
The wrapping has commenced...

Thursday 12/25

Actually, I looked at all the presents, realized how much I hate wrapping and went back to the couch. *NOW* I'm wrapping.
Merry Christmas!
Done with presents... Munchkin is playing with his new Nintendo DS and Kirby. :-) The Batman Lego set was a massive hit too. Yay! :-)

Friday 12/26

Can I take the tree down now?
I need to learn Japanese: http://tinyurl.com/a7knme
My Wii code: 8969 8329 5215 9857 . Add me! :-)
My Wii Mario Kart code: 2879-2419-2530 (Someone please tell Nintendo they're insane with all these friggin' codes).
BTW, Daddy Week has officially started! And we're both on vacation!! Thinking about a trip south to see my brother and go to Legoland...

Saturday 12/27

Alex is on the couch next to me taking care of his Labrador Nintendog named Kirby. He's *totally* into it.
Just had Safeway.com deliver this week's groceries. OMG, I'm definitely doing that again! It ended up cheaper since I didn't buy any crap.
The Food Channel in HD has a new Giada cooking show! Cooking With Cleavage in Hi Def! There is a god! And he's obviously a guy.

Sunday 12/28

Good morning... Munchkin has a friend over for a playdate at 10. Expect chaos and craziness for most of the day. :-)
Thinking about driving to SoCal tomorrow with the kid... 5+ hours. But that would mean driving back on NYE or NYD... Hmm.
Maybe we should go to Tahoe instead... We could go snowboarding. Not that we have the clothing... but that can be purchased
Wayfinder happily charged me $100 for the N810 Navigation Activation, but then didn't actually activate it. Mmmm, dogfood. Delicious!!

Monday 12/29

Hmm. So a 4 hour drive out near Kirkwood and there's a bunch of "California SNO-PARKS" which would be perfect for the 6yo. Urgh. Decisions.
So much for an early start... Still not sure where we're going to, sun or snow.
Hmm... change of plans. Another playdate while I figure out our plan. Let the Wii Games Begin!

Tuesday 12/30

Little known fact: The hooker in tonight's Two and Half Men is the voice of Ashoka Tano of Star Wars: The Clone Wars. (I know, I know.)
Maybe not.
I'm getting punchy - way too many homemade oatmeal cookies.
I've decided Twitter is a poor replacement for actual human interaction. This is my last update (until I change my mind, that is).

January 2009

Sunday 1/4

Actually, I'm still posting to Facebook. I should figure out how to update Twitter from Facebook status updates.

Tuesday 1/6

Ooh, there it is... http://ff.im/-vOkm

Wednesday 1/7

My TV's computers http://ff.im/-wJnE

Sunday 1/11

Russell is recovering. My throat hurts... I hope it was the dry air in Vegas and not a cold or something. http://ff.im/-zyuE
Russell Just saw that the little kid in Pixar's new movie is named Russell. http://ff.im/-zBfG

Monday 1/12

Russell is off to pick up the munchkin in 45min! W00t! http://ff.im/-AlQc

Tuesday 1/13

Russell is having Cambell's chicken soup. I expect to feel 200% better in minutes as advertised on TV. http://ff.im/-B6W6

Wednesday 1/14

Russell NyQuil failed me. Once I get the kid to school I'm doubling the dose and going back to bed. http://ff.im/-BCA7

Thursday 1/15

Russell Just finished The World According to Humphrey. Learned hamsters like broccoli! http://ff.im/-CX9f
Russell Watching a West Wing episode on my TiVo, it dawned on me that 1999 was A DECADE AGO!!!!!! 10 YEARS!!!!... http://ff.im/-CZCt

Friday 1/16

Russell is running late per usual. http://ff.im/-DiLO
Russell has taken his medication. http://ff.im/-Dq6z

Saturday 1/17

Russell Hello my baby! Hello my darling! Hello my rag-time gal! Send me a kiss by wire! Baby my heart's on fire! http://ff.im/-E6X4
How Bad Is the Mobile Meltdown? - BusinessWeek http://ff.im/-E8hE
500M iPhone App Downloads? Didn't see that one coming... http://ff.im/-EnvK
500M iPhone App Downloads? Didn't see that one coming... http://ff.im/-EnvL

Sunday 1/18

Russell I really should have gone to DC for the Inauguration. http://ff.im/-EItw
Russell is cooking rice. Using chicken broth instead of water, to see if I can get the rice to taste like something... http://ff.im/-ERec
Russell is cooking beef stew for dinner while the munchkin works up a sweat on Wii Sports. http://ff.im/-F2y9
Russell Turned my back for a minute and my beautiful almost-stew turned into burnt grey potato-mush. ARGGH! Pasta... http://ff.im/-F5pS
Russell just watched the Obama concert on TiVo. Not sure I understood what Shakira (bless her hips) and U2 (shut up... http://ff.im/-FaFg

Monday 1/19

Inaugural preparations - The Big Picture - Boston.com http://ff.im/-FySh
Russell is showing the munchkin the list of US Presidents. It's still mind-blowing to me that Obama won! http://ff.im/-FySi
Indoor positioning and more info on Nokia Locate Sensor | Nokia Conversations http://ff.im/-FARS
Russell You can get a PhD for spelling your name without captials and writing about why teens like Facebook? Wow!... http://ff.im/-FCE8
For those of you wondering, I'm updating Twitter from Facebook via FriendFeed now... Thus the double name, odd wording and links.
Russell It's a good thing I'm home with the munchkin today for MLK... my cold has come back with a vengeance. Or I... http://ff.im/-FJNQ
Russell is thinking about what to burn for dinner tonight. Chicken? http://ff.im/-FRtM

Tuesday 1/20

Russell Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! :-). http://ff.im/-Gwr0
Russell is watching 10 West Wing episodes TiVoed overnight on fast forward... (yeah, I know, hold me back). http://ff.im/-GS8l

Wednesday 1/21

The Inauguration of President Barack Obama - The Big Picture - Boston.com http://ff.im/-Hi9Y
Russell Just made a screen cast using ScreenToaster.com. It's *exactly* the functionality I was trying to create 10... http://ff.im/-Ht1n
Russell just learned the definition of "misanthropy". http://ff.im/-HxuT

Thursday 1/22

Russell I fondled a HP Mini netbook at Fry's earlier... Man, it took quite a lot of will power to keep my credit... http://ff.im/-HUQd
Russell is trying to make himself stay away from Fry's on the drive home tonight. It's hard, I work across the street!!! http://ff.im/-IDwq
Nokia N810 Internet Tablet - Full Pull out QWERTY Keyboard - 02703R1 - Buy.com http://ff.im/-IDwr
@timbray JESUS CHRIST TIM! UN-BRAINWASH YOURSELF! N810 runs standard Linux w/ a GTK-based GUI and langs like Python, Ruby, etc.
Viddyou.com: Making Left 4 Dead E3 2008 Presentation http://ff.im/-IFsu

Saturday 1/24

Russell I've been playing Peggle on my Nokia E71... so addicting!! I can't wait til it hits XBox Live... http://ff.im/-KgBK
Russell is still playing Peggle. http://ff.im/-KsFt

Sunday 1/25

Russell is listening to NPR Morning Edition. (While playing Peggle... of course.) http://ff.im/-KAXH
Russell is avoiding any sort of laundry. http://ff.im/-KErK
Russell is ruing the day. http://ff.im/-KHX0
Russell "Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you made a time machine... out of a DeLorean?" http://ff.im/-KYBc
Russell Damn! MrFusion.com is taken. http://ff.im/-L1l2

Monday 1/26

Chinese New Year - Welcoming the Ox - The Big Picture - Boston.com http://ff.im/-LwPp
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. re: http://ff.im/LwPp
Russell Put the munchkin to bed (started another Humphrey the Hamster book) and doing laundry. Daddy week rocks. http://ff.im/-LUHu
Russell My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who's going with a girl who... http://ff.im/-LUHt

Tuesday 1/27

Russell saw the Airship Ventures blimp float by again... thought about getting tickets for me and munchkin. $400... http://ff.im/-MDm2

Wednesday 1/28

Russell Facebook has hit my hometown era in a big way... Friend requests gone out to people I haven't talked to in... http://ff.im/-MWkc
I can't seem to get into the habit... http://ff.im/-MXkI
Russell Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man... oh fuck, I screwed it up again. http://ff.im/-N0G6
I can't seem to get into the habit... http://ff.im/-N0G5
Russell needs to get his chakras aligned. http://ff.im/-NgZl
Russell is awake, physically. Metaphysically, not so much. http://ff.im/-NgZk
Russell As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape... http://ff.im/-Nxhf
Deal: Nokia E71 NAM for $299 at NewEgg | The Nokia Blog http://ff.im/-NUtD
www.accessdata.fda.gov http://ff.im/-NUtF
Russell Got my second N810 in the mail today. Set up the munchkin with his own Jabber account and did a test video... http://ff.im/-NUtE

Thursday 1/29

Russell "Don't worry, everything's going to be all right." http://ff.im/-NZFz

February 2009

Sunday 2/1

Russell I have 8 friend requests from random men around the world. Why aren't women interested in friending me with... http://ff.im/-QYDC
AFP: Nokia threat to quit Finland 'unless law changed' http://ff.im/-R30J

Monday 2/2

Russell Day 4 of no caffeine. I wonder if I can go a week? http://ff.im/-S5r7

Tuesday 2/3

How to Make an Entire Sea Disappear http://ff.im/-STVa

Wednesday 2/4

Russell Insomnia... One would have thought the lack of caffeine would have helped. http://ff.im/-TtPy
Russell I have to admit, I don't understand politics well enough to get why a Senator would become a Cabinet... http://ff.im/-U1AA
Russell is wondering. http://ff.im/-U1AB
TED Blog: From TED U: How to grow your own fresh air http://ff.im/-UbMc
Russell wants to do something important enough someday to be invited to TED as a speaker. http://ff.im/-UbMb

Thursday 2/5

Robert Reich's Blog: Senate Republicans and the Stimulus: Playing Politics When the Economy Burns http://ff.im/-UXzd
Qué alegría amigos, ¡ay!, que dia más feliz http://ff.im/-UXze

Friday 2/6

Russell is banging his head against the proverbial wall so it'll feel better when I stop. http://ff.im/-VxFZ
Russell just fell off the caffeine wagon. Red Bull++. http://ff.im/-Wkxm

Saturday 2/7

Russell pushed all in, but life flopped the nuts. http://ff.im/-Wvfh
Russell needs to do laundry (all of it), clean the house, take out the trash, and go food shopping. http://ff.im/-X5sa
Russell just ordered some Pizza My Heart pizza while doing laundry and watching nothing on TV. http://ff.im/-XaHQ

Sunday 2/8

Russell I banged my left index finger knuckle on a door carrying in laundry last night. It hurt so much, I didn't... http://ff.im/-XHls
Testing out Tweetdeck.... works well on Adobe Air for Ubuntu.. Nice.
@donpark Huh... You're right. Tweetdeck is taking up 110MB.. DOH!!
Hmm. I wonder when the Twitter desktop clients will start supporting Facebook updates via the API...
Russell is hanging at home with the munchkin. (Daddy week has begun! Rejoice!) http://ff.im/-XSjN

Monday 2/9

Russell If you wake up at 5:30 a.m. and can't get back to sleep, is it insomnia or am I suddenly an early riser? http://ff.im/-YmWx
OMG! I want a KINDLE 2!!!!!
Annnd... ordered. Could have bought a HP Mini for that price, but it's just so lustworthy!
Russell just bought a Kindle 2. Bezos: "Our vision is every book, ever printed, in any language , all available in... http://ff.im/-YynG
Archos to release Android phone / tablet - Engadget http://ff.im/-YF9r
Coldplay - Viva La Vida | Songza http://ff.im/-YL5t

Tuesday 2/10

Russell is Playing with AlertThingy v3's Facebook support... very cool! http://ff.im/-ZfwF
Russell is bright eyed and bushy tailed. http://ff.im/-ZGzS
Russell is considering cancelling his Kindle 2 order now that he's come to his senses and it doesn't ship for... http://ff.im/-10gc2

Wednesday 2/11

Russell Chicken McNuggets rock. I have no idea what's in them, some sort of crack cocaine variant, I assume. http://ff.im/-10Wlv
Russell HEY MAN! Is that Freedom Rock!? Well turn it up man! http://ff.im/-111bA

Thursday 2/12

Russell Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me! http://ff.im/-122s2

Friday 2/13

Russell is eating one of my son's Valentine's candies: Cherry flavored Fun Dip (TM), with the Lik-A-Stix dipper... http://ff.im/-13172

Saturday 2/14

Russell Can anybody find me somebody to love? Somebody (ooh), Somebody (ooh).... Can anybody find mmeeeeeeeee,... http://ff.im/-13Jvo

Sunday 2/15

Russell I have no idea why I didn't request to go to Mobile World Congress - looks like an interesting year. http://ff.im/-14r7b
Russell is spending a rainy afternoon playing Super Mario Galaxy. And I even made brownies! :-). http://ff.im/-14Bk9
Adobe - Adobe Press Room: For immediate release http://ff.im/-14R7C
Russell Once there was a way to get back homeward... http://ff.im/-14R7D

Monday 2/16

events.nokia.com http://ff.im/-14XBo
Russell is catching up on MWC news... http://ff.im/-15m72
Russell "You've canceled the following item(s) successfully: 1 of Kindle 2: Amazon's New Wireless Reading Device... http://ff.im/-15uL2
Kindle 2, Netpads, Mira and the future of computing http://ff.im/-15wOS
Kindle 2, Netpads, Mira and the future of computing http://ff.im/-15ABi
Russell I have such an unhealthy fascination with Giada De Laurentiis. Maybe I should just give in, pack up for LA... http://ff.im/-15TiQ

Tuesday 2/17

Palm.com : Palm Developer Network http://ff.im/-15YXe
Russell is finished with Super Mario Galaxy! (Well, I beat Bowser at the end, but still have 59(!) stars left I can... http://ff.im/-160lp
I did a Twitter search on "tinychat" and entered a bunch of chats and started chatting just to freak people out. It worked. :-)
Russell is still catching up with MWC news. http://ff.im/-16FWh
Russell just scheduled my TiVo to record Frontline tonight about the Financial Crisis. Looks interesting. http://ff.im/-16HIk
Russell Just joined a gym so I can use a treadmill... Everyone looks so miserable. http://ff.im/-16NBD
Russell Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks... http://ff.im/-16Xpt
Russell Holy bajeezus, Frontline was scary shit. I wanted more details and updates though, I wish it was another... http://ff.im/-16Zld

Wednesday 2/18

Russell Mom just wrote on my wall, "you were supposed to call last weekend". Yikes! The dangers of adding your Mom... http://ff.im/-17s5z
Russell Too bad about Hulu and Boxee - I set it up at home and Hulu was definitely one of the best bits. http://ff.im/-17ISR
Russell just bought tickets to the Stanford-UCLA men's basketball game next week for me and the munchkin. Never... http://ff.im/-17Pl1

Thursday 2/19

iPhone app use over time http://ff.im/-18qnO
Inside U2's Bold New 'Horizon': U2 : Rolling Stone http://ff.im/-18vTI
Russell is starting his mid-life crisis a few years early. Is seriously thinking about swapping out the SUV for a... http://ff.im/-18vTJ
Nintendo DSi Launch Video (US Version) http://ff.im/-18KgX

Friday 2/20

The Crisis of Credit Visualized http://ff.im/-197Zt
Russell is making a run on the bank. "Screw you, George Bailey! Give me my cash!" (Kidding...) http://ff.im/-19e97
Russell Daddy Week starts today! W00t! http://ff.im/-19hzR
Tried putting Facebook comments on my site with no luck. I have *no* idea what I'm doing wrong.
Russell bought a box of Cadbury's Cream Eggs tonight at Safeway. Heaven! http://ff.im/-19Bwo

Saturday 2/21

Reading the Tea Leaves, Snapple Refreshes Itself - City Room Blog - NYTimes.com http://ff.im/-19FwF
"Ubuntu 9.10 is, as the name implies, expected in October 2009." Huh. I hadn't actually known that before. Explains quite a lot. :-)
Russell is hanging out with the munchkin and our neighbor's son while they play with paper airplanes. http://ff.im/-1a88K

Monday 2/23

Russell is having a bad day mentally. Can't focus. Like someone put gerbils in my brain and pushed blend. http://ff.im/-1bUDV

Tuesday 2/24

Russell finally bothered to stop the TiVo when the Chuck Lorre productions blurb comes up. HOLY SHIT!!... http://ff.im/-1bVOu
Russell needs to go to bed. http://ff.im/-1bZ1j
Russell really thinks they should start school around noon. http://ff.im/-1cf4j
Russell My coworker brought the Girl Scout Cookies today! Damn these Samoas rock. http://ff.im/-1clIL
Nokia - ShowPressRelease http://ff.im/-1cnJa
Russell is watching the pseudo State of the Union in HD for the first time... pretty impressive. Go Obama! http://ff.im/-1cE8G
Tried to get Quake Live running on my Ubuntu machine by using XP under VirtualBox... no luck. Waaaahhh!!!
Went through the trouble of getting my Windows desktop dusted off, plugged in and running to try Quake Live...
Position in Quake Live Queue: 4744?!?!?!
Trying out Ginx while waiting for Quake Live.... Thanks @marshallk
The Quake Live queue is hosed at the moment... Found that out on IRC after waiting through three refreshes. I'm bleeding from the edge.

Wednesday 2/25

Russell Take a load off Annie, take a load for free; Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load... http://ff.im/-1dlAZ
Russell Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine, I'm on the pavement, thinking about the government... http://ff.im/-1docI
Gadgets - Aqua Drop maze game - Japan Trend Shop http://ff.im/-1dDVP
Russell wants his Nokia branded netbook, now! ;-). http://ff.im/-1dX3w

Thursday 2/26

Russell is going to see Stanford play UCLA tonight! W00t! (I have no idea where to park, how to get in, best time... http://ff.im/-1ePtH

Friday 2/27

Russell is up and at 'em. http://ff.im/-1fzpl
Russell A Dell Mini 9 for $199?!??! ARRGH! Repeat after me: I don't need a netbook. I don't need a netbook. I don't... http://ff.im/-1fCqa
Russell just remembered he won't be picking up the munchkin tonight as Daddy week is done. SUCK. http://ff.im/-1fWo4
Jethro Tull - Songs From The Wood (2003 Digital Remaster) | Songza http://ff.im/-1fWo3
@quakelive In case you're counting votes, please add one more getting a Linux client (preferably Ubuntu) available ASAP!
Russell Looking at my server stats, I seemed to be top ranked in Yahoo! Japan search for "どうもありがとうミスターロボット". Very... http://ff.im/-1gdq5

Saturday 2/28

Russell is amazed that Republicans continue to be rabid delusional psychopaths. (Actually, not really). http://ff.im/-1gFUF
Russell joined a gym for Saturday afternoons like this... and yet, I'm not going. I seem to like throwing $100 a... http://ff.im/-1gLX4
Russell Wow, these new shorts I bought to go to the gym with are *really* comfy for sitting around on the couch with. http://ff.im/-1h1If
Russell Seemed like a good night for Halo 3... Team SWAT baby! My XBox Live ID is "Russe11"... http://ff.im/-1h4Wa

March 2009

Sunday 3/1

Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://ff.im/-1h9us
Russell is considering going to bed... http://ff.im/-1h9ut
Russell And... ended up watching The Paper again. God I love that movie. Was 1994 *really* 15 years ago? http://ff.im/-1hdGe
Why Hair Goes Gray http://ff.im/-1hxHo
Try (Un)classes! http://ff.im/-1hE5T
Try (Un)classes! http://ff.im/-1hJUj

Monday 3/2

Russell doesn't want to go to bed. http://ff.im/-1i4ZD
Russell I am the eggman. They are the eggman. I am the walrus. http://ff.im/-1iaNN
Russell is watching the live DEMO stream. Very cool. http://ff.im/-1iMJY
commercial-archive.com http://ff.im/-1iz8R
commercial-archive.com http://ff.im/-1iz8T
commercial-archive.com http://ff.im/-1iz8S
criticalnoise.blogspot.com http://ff.im/-1iz8U
commercial-archive.com http://ff.im/-1iz8V
commercial-archive.com http://ff.im/-1iz8W
Russell continues to be amazed at the AT&T You Will commercials 16 years later. http://ff.im/-1iCaX
AT&T 1993 "You Will" Ads http://ff.im/-1iI2y
Russell is fondling his office mate's Kindle 2... OMG this is super, super nice. (Brett you suck, now I'm going to... http://ff.im/-1iI2z
Reconsidering the Kindle 2... http://ff.im/-1iKjL
First Hands On: Touch Book Is a Part-Netbook, Part-Tablet http://ff.im/-1iKjN

Tuesday 3/3

Russell Wow, it's sort of a really cruddy day out today. http://ff.im/-1jQfS
The Technology Chronicles : Comcast now offering 50 Mbps service in the Bay Area soon http://ff.im/-1k1RK
Russell is having a day. (Again). http://ff.im/-1k7zC
Russell is watching The French Connection... New York in 1971 was surreal. http://ff.im/-1kn0F
Russell just tried the Kindle iPhone app... it's spectactular. http://ff.im/-1kpUv
Amazon's Kindle for iPhone hits the App Store http://ff.im/-1kpUu

Wednesday 3/4

Russell was looking to sell his soul this morning, but the recession has really put a damper on prices. I'll wait. http://ff.im/-1lbm6
Russell Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. http://ff.im/-1ldvC
Microsoft Office Labs vision 2019 (montage + video) - istartedsomething http://ff.im/-1loK5
Russell How in the hell is Pinocchio rated G?!? It's easily the most terrifying movie I've ever seen in my life.... http://ff.im/-1lGqr

Thursday 3/5

The electric monk http://ff.im/-1msil
For Young President, Flecks of Gray - NYTimes.com http://ff.im/-1muwj
News Releases: Girl Scout Cookies Not Affected By Peanut Butter Warning http://ff.im/-1mAOU
Russell : I've decided to add a colon at the beginning of updates that are written in first person. Or maybe a -,... http://ff.im/-1mEwA
Russell - I've also decided that if I can get my writing done before Midnight, I'm going to treat myself to a... http://ff.im/-1mEwB
Russell - Woops! I drank a teensy bit too much coffee just now. Over stimulated and jittttteerrrryyyy..... http://ff.im/-1mOsG
Just went through and culled who I was following on Twitter. If I didn't immediately recognize someone, they were gone. Down to 147. Whew!
Russell - Something within earshot is running out of battery... but I can't figure out what it is. http://ff.im/-1mRL2

Friday 3/6

Russell - I got zero sleep last night. Mungh. http://ff.im/-1ntt5
Russell - Just realized that Dido released a new album last November... Nice. Sounds good - mellow. http://ff.im/-1ntt6
Russell - Daddy Week starts in about 6 hours! I miss my munchkin!!! http://ff.im/-1nAJx
Russell - Watched first half of the original Dr. Dolittle tonight with the munchkin. He liked it, but at one point... http://ff.im/-1o9ki
Me, Ivanka, White House on TwitPic http://ff.im/-1o9kj
Just ate some warm kielbasa with crusty French bread and cheese like an 18th century Polish farmhand. Mmmm..

Saturday 3/7

Russell - Good Morning! This morning's schedule... Toast with strawbery jam and Star Wars, followed by a series of... http://ff.im/-1ouAq
Coffee is *not* working. What do I have to do, mainline crack cocaine to wake me up?!?!
Thinking about going back to Twitter as my main microblog tool (from Facebook).
More microblog thoughts... http://ff.im/-1oDWk
Watched Harry Potter with the munchkin - He loved it, unsurprisingly. :-)
I can't believe Daylight Savings is starting so early! W00t!!!
Russell Watched Harry Potter with the munchkin - He loved it, unsurprisingly. :-). http://ff.im/-1p3hL
Russell I can't believe Daylight Savings is starting so early! W00t!!! http://ff.im/-1p3hM
Quick tweak for tweets http://ff.im/-1p4qE
Woops, sorry for the dupes. Still un-linking FriendFeed and Facebook stuff... Surprised it didn't cause an endless loop of updates. :-)

Sunday 3/8

Chatting with @ethauvin about just about everything, but time for bed! :-)
Good morning! My new Twitter-reader works pretty well... Very efficient.
Watchmen opening credits. (Wow). (http://tinyurl.com/apyyjq)
@ethauvin I definitely didn't miss anything "important"... :-)
@gerikson Surprisingly, there's not much context to miss. Most tweets are pretty non-sequitur.
New theory: If I spend enough money on gym memberships and home exercise equipment I'll get thin... as I won't have enough left over to eat.
I've been re-reading Douglas Adams' Dirk Gently. Seems to be an exploration of what he could get away with using deus ex machina. :-)
I couldn't find the reset button on my 6 year old... he still seems to think it's an hour earlier.

Monday 3/9

Pain.
@jimh You guessed it. :-) Time changes are evil, no doubt about it.
My Twitter-reader rocks! Viewing past updates by user is 1000% more efficient. I should make a sample site using the API as a demo.
The BK Burger Shots commercial is hysterical. The way they jump, and then the guy just drops the whopper... LOL! http://tinyurl.com/cg8s4e

Tuesday 3/10

Bringing my hammer to work today.
"Statusphere"? Really? Seriously, really?
Printing out today's Dilbert to hang up in the Nokia offices. :-) http://tinyurl.com/bf7rz4
I totally forgot my hammer.
I want to take a nap. But it's 10 p.m.

Wednesday 3/11

I ended up taking a nap... it lasted 9 hours.
Turning off @ replies to non-friends. Tested out seeing all replies with new reader for a couple days and I won't be missing anything.
Hey ETech attendees, don't forget you can use Roomatic to keep track of etech tweets in real time: http://roomatic.com/etech
"Tiempo corre muy de prisa..." http://tinyurl.com/acsopf (via @meghanbeattie)
@meghanbeattie Great video! Reminded me of when my son was born (in Madrid!) and his 96yo Spanish grandfather. :-D
Stress, stress, stress, stress.
People let me tell you 'bout my best friend... he's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

Thursday 3/12

Officially having a bad week.

Friday 3/13

Dropped off the muncher until next week. Suck. And I have a headache. And what's with the birds chirping in the morning, what's their deal?
Foursquare made me think of an amusing Twitter bot for "Achievements" based on how many times you tweeted about various subjects.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Overcaffeinated (Tweeted about coffee 10 times in a week). http://tinyurl.com/ae4j9q
The little kid in Pixar's "Up" is named Russell. Amusing. http://tinyurl.com/cp47za
Just checked GrandCentral: "Your account is not yet ready to be upgraded. Please check back shortly."
@iankennedy Nice! Phish rocks... (They were born in Vermont of course, like yours truly. :-) ).
Peggle on XBox Live rocks! I have a strange Peggle OCD... Must clear every peg on every level! Must cleanse the board! CANNOT STOP!

Saturday 3/14

@wefollow #1 #A #1A :-)

Sunday 3/15

I'm bewaring the ides. (You should too, if you know what's good for you.)

Monday 3/16

I love banana bread!!

Tuesday 3/17

Not a good day for headlines. Apple's sold 30MM iPhone/iPod Touches and Nokia announces more layoffs (including my division). Urgh.
My work MacBook is driving me nuts. Reporting all sorts of weird disk-space errors, constant beachballs... argh!
Dear Interwebs: My smartphone has had cut and paste since 2002. Could you please STFU now? Thanks! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia_7650

Wednesday 3/18

I should go to bed.
Just tried Mozilla's Fennec beta 1 http://bit.ly/fennecb1 on my N810. It's slightly, maybe, a tiny bit better than completely unusable.
I just stumbled upon American Idol on TV. I've never actually watched it before. And it doesn't seem that will change after tonight.
I took a nap at 7:30 and forgot just about everything. Who am I? What am I doing here? What day is it?

Thursday 3/19

Bob's your uncle.

Friday 3/20

I like pie.
I think the .me domain is a winner. It looks and feels good.
Wow, there's a new MLS team from Seattle, the Sounders. Nice to see SportsCenter actually covering soccer. :-)
Look at that... Villanova is in Pennsylvania. Who knew? (Okay, probably a lot of people.)
My bracket is pretty sad - having picked Cal over Maryland.
1:23 a.m. is my favorite time of day. Or maybe of my two favorite times...
Catching up on 768 tweets... Oh, hey... YouTube for S60. Interesting...
Nike's Men v. Women... awesome http://www.nike.com/nikeos/p/nike/en_GB/? (not that I'll be contributing, but hey).
Done working through my Twitter backlog. See? That's efficiency my friends! But some of you really need to keep it to yourselves, really.
Daddy week starts today! w0000t! Man I miss the munchkin!
Watched 2nd Harry Potter movie with the munchkin. Long, convoluted and for some reason completely riveting to him. :-)

Saturday 3/21

Doing laundry, dishes and cleaning. Munchkin's playing with the neighbor upstairs. Very domestic at the Beattie household today.

Sunday 3/22

French toast with the munchkin. I had him help with the bread and the egg... "gross! *giggle*" :-)
Domize.com is pretty kick ass. I just tried the [verb] function and got a bunch of really cool - and available - domains back.

Monday 3/23

"I sense a disturbance in my pants, Ma'am." Jimmy Neutron is so friggin' hysterical. (Especially when I'm punchy at 7 a.m.)
Trying Bitstream's "Bolt" - Very interesting Opera competitor: http://boltbrowser.com/beta/bolt.jad
IBM's new ad campaign "Think" made me think of think.com, which I knew was the third oldest .com domain... Oracle owns it now. Weird.
It's the 23rd?!? March has just completely disappeared. Insane.
New blog post - Think: http://rab.cc/blog/think

Tuesday 3/24

"Warning: DO NOT quantumly enhhance. Contents could cause second Ice Age."
It took me almost 20 minutes to realize I hadn't plugged in the coffee maker. "Why don't I smell coffee yet?"
Wow! Bitstream's Bolt browser supports Flash video and plays it inline on the page. It's a bit slow, but it's a very slick feature.
Starting tomorrow, Nokia will host developer sessions in Mt. View to help get apps published on Ovi Store: http://tinyurl.com/dectuk
Created a personal drop.io chat room: http://drop.io/russellbeattie . Hope springs eternal for insta-chat on the web... :-)
mSpot fascinates me... They're successful, right here in Palo Alto, and yet I know of no one who works there. Do they blog? Tweet? Anyone?
Just read about mixtape.me - I don't care about the service, just that the domain seems fantastic to me. A real rival to .com IMHO.
I don't understand the fascination with iPhone gaming. They really don't compare in terms of playability to a DS, PSP or even a GameBoy.
Re: iPhone Gaming. I'm talking about the iPhone/iPod Touch being a true gaming platform, rather than just for casual games. I don't see it.
Just got upgraded to Google Voice. Sent an SMS to it, it appeared online, and was re-sent to my 2nd phone instantly. Color me impressed!
FPS on an iPhone is cool ( http://tinyurl.com/cvoruq ) but just like Tetris, you need buttons!! Touch screens just don't have the control.

Wednesday 3/25

Argh. I have another freakin' head-cold. I thought Winter was over?
So sick. All day. Entered my chest now... This virus is vicious. Meds are useless so far. Sudafed? Bah. NyQuil? Now I'm groggy and sick.

Thursday 3/26

"Hey Jimbo! Let's talk about girls. Well, girls are like a piping hot slice of pie, with a big scoop of confusion on top." "That's it!"
Opera Mini's growth is astounding - 20MM downloads, 7.3 billion page views last month.
My ears are ringing my head is so stuffy. It's like I've got cotton stuffed in my head.
If online shops were smart, they'd give a 5-10% discount for your Twitter ID/Password, and then tweet your purchase with a link.
Duke got *crushed* by Nova. W00t! I've hated Duke for about as long as I've known how to play basketball...
Mizzou beat Memphis, hosing my bracket. I had them going to the finals.

Saturday 3/28

ffmpeg rocks! But remember, if you want to convert S60 mp4 files to flv, make sure to use -ar 44100 because the bitrates don't match.
Tu ordenador vuelve a ser personal.

Sunday 3/29

I don't think Michigan State should win until they realize they're one of 50 "States" and change their uniform.
Took a shower. Need to clean kitchen, do laundry, pay bills (online), do some work, watch basketball, eat lunch, catch up on news.
"I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person."
I buckled and bought an HP mini! Installed Ubuntu 9.04 on it (using USB) - very nice, but sound doesn't work. The fan can be *loud*.
I don't envy people who are getting rich. Nor do I envy those who are just having fun. I envy the people who are doing both.
Got an invite for Hunch, signed up, answered 50+ survey questions, yet still have no idea what I'm supposed to do with the site.
Gravity 1.0 released! (Twitter client on S60 phones): http://mobileways.de/products/gravity/gravity/
http://twitpic.com/2lgh5 - Testing Gravity's image posting stuff...
"young New Zealand women are regularly getting drunk and cruising around in packs looking for men to have sex with." *Looks for passport.*
Urgh. I've gotten nothing done.
Watching Planet Earth in HD... Great Plains. Soooo cool.

Monday 3/30

Felt the earthquake... it was like a couple little bumps, no swaying. I checked the blinds and no movement. Thought I was nuts for a sec.
Amusing to watch the flow on Roomatic: http://roomatic.com/earthquake
@tburman That's a *great* idea! It could be a param in the URL like users=user1,user2,user3 etc. I'll play with it thanks!
Eating Jerk chicken again. Third time in a week... Mmm!
I remember when we used to sit, in the government yard in trenchtown...
The enthusiasm with which people are selling their elliptical trainers on Craigslist makes me question my desire to buy one...
Being an early adopter, my Skype username is "russell". It's a pain in the ass and is mis-dialed constantly! My whole name is taken though.
Nice... "Tinker" is such a great site name. @grbr : You have anything to do with it?
How do replies to non-followed people work now? Will I not see tweets that have *any* @ replies in them (including RTs)? That'd be great!
Messing with the HP mini... The screen doesn't go far enough back! I have to slouch to see it.
@joshu I like piña coladas and taking walks in the rain.
Just saw a news report about Denny's. I don't think I can resist... I need a Moons Over My Hammy... NOW.

Tuesday 3/31

I need a list of Mobitopians on Twitter. (I think I subscribe to almost all, but I'm being lazy.) Going to create a group Tweet page. :-)
In particular order, I have: moof,tarek,evangineer,mobitopia,janole,vero,gerikson,jimh,russb,fkoehn,ethauvin,caaarlo anyone else?
Hmm, you can't seem to create an Tinker "event" without a keyword... I guess that makes sense, but the UI makes it *look* optional.
Trying again... #mobitopia: @moof @tarek @evangineer @janole @vero @gerikson @jimh @russb @fkoehn @ethauvin @caaarlo ... who else?
@pgolding Hehe. You definitely should be, and quite easily can be, but sadly you are not one at the moment. :-)
@jimh Thanks Jim! Added.
So there's no confusion: #mobitopia is a 6 year old IRC channel on freenode.net... Mobitopians are the folks that hang out there. :-)
I get the munchkin early this week! Tonight begins an extra long Daddy Week! W000t!
Dear Interweb: For GOD's SAKE please get a clue this April Fool's Day. A whole day of lies and stupidity just isn't funny.
I don't know what it is, but I really like Kinoma's logo... I like rounded fonts in general, and the swirly globe is fun... Like ice cream.
Watched some of the School House Rock DVD tonight. Alex was captivated, and I was lost in nostalgia. Such BRILLIANT songs and animation!

April 2009

Wednesday 4/1

As your body grows bigger, your mind grows flowered. It's great to learn, cause knowledge is power!
Something about the smell of a first grade classroom at 8 in the morning is other-worldly. POW! 30 years goes away instantly.
@cschick Apparently you're on the same continent as I am... Maybe even the same time zone.
The Motorola Evoke is crazy weird to me. Why have a slide out keypad? What OS is it? Why copy the iPhone so obviously? In summary: WTF?!?
Just bought Gravity for S60... My boss seemed impressed my face is in the mobileways screen shot. ;-)
@atmasphere I have it on my e71. Not as fancy, but nice. :-)
I cooked stirfry tonight with rice in a new rice cooker. It worked well, but it's like a bomb went off in the kitchen. Ugh. Cleaning sucks.

Thursday 4/2

Muunnggghh...

Friday 4/3

I use my own personal URL-shortener: http://rab.cc They're my initials, and a hell of a lot shorter than www.russellbeattie.com/blog/ :-)

Sunday 4/5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg9MKQ1OYCg "I have a friend named Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, and I could say that Rufus found a kangaroo..."
Spending a gorgeous Sunday afternoon with the munchkin and playmate. Legos, biking, pizza, Star Wars... Can you get better? I think not.
Apparently Bakugan is the new hotness among 7 year olds... http://bakugan.com
Dear GM: You didn't seem to give a fuck about your customers last year when you repossessed my car. Twice. So fuck you and your new ads.

Monday 4/6

@offbeatguides Thoughts: Support PayPal! Less steps to finish a purchase. PDF should come in single column (for phones). Mobile site too.

Tuesday 4/7

I'm getting old.
Go Vermont! See? All good things come from the Green Mountain State: Maple Syrup, Phish, Ben & Jerry's, cows, me and now gay marriage. :-)
Forum Nokia is having another Publish On Ovi event on creating S60 Web Runtime widgets, tomorrow night in Mt. View: http://bit.ly/jcNBb
Testing a DVD rip using Handbrake on a $600 Vaio running Ubuntu vs. an $1800 MacBook (same cpu/memory). Ubuntu is at least 2x as fast.
I cannot *believe* it's past 4 already.
I can't seem to sign up for Java on Google AppEngine... I just get a blank page back. Must be my ID as I don't see others complaining...

Wednesday 4/8

Got my approval for Java support... for two accounts even (because neither worked at first).
26% of you viewing this have no idea what that means.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
@joshu Yeah, Adobe Air works pretty well on my Ubuntu box. It's even integrated with apt-get so individual apps are registered in Synaptic.
5 p.m.? Wednesday? Will someone PLEASE stop pressing the fast forward button?! Please? Thanks.
Found Bakugan the cartoon for the munchkin On Demand... It's pretty unimaginative. I much prefer Pokemon.

Thursday 4/9

Tried to take the HP mini apart so I could break whatever mechanism was preventing the screen from tilting farther back. Didn't find it.
Sorry to keep my Twitter followers in suspense! The HP mini is fine. Everything seems to work and only a few extra screws left over.
Holy crap, the CrunchPad and packaging look *awesome*: http://tinyurl.com/cz2map

Monday 4/13

Added a rev="canonical" link to my blog headers, though I think it's a dumb name. Call it rel="tinyurl" or something obvious and standard.
Testing the Opera browser on the Nintendo DSi... not bad!

Tuesday 4/14

Up obscenely early. Watching morning news. Obama's got a new dog. Traffic is moving. It'll be chilly today.
The new Android 1.5 SDK: "./android create avd -n test2 -t 2" then "./emulator @test2" to try the new version.
Changed my blog header link to rel="shorturl". More obvious and clear. I should start a blog, site, and submit to Slashdot. Or not.
HyperLocal startups in NYT: http://bit.ly/trRhm Cool. I've been talking about this for years.
HP Mini 1000 for $279 at Buy.com: http://bit.ly/13yOF URGH!! I paid $450 plus tax at Fry's 3 weeks ago for basically the same thing!
Introducing Nokia Easy Meet: http://bit.ly/1jlcZr
Installed 2Gb of RAM into my HP mini. No idea why, it just bugged me that it wasn't maxed out. $25 fixed that. :-)

Wednesday 4/15

Absolutely incredible YouTube remixes: http://thru-you.com/#/videos/1/ So. Cool.
This morning, just after 11:00, Michael locked himself in his office and he won't come out.
Finally, at about 2:30 a.m., Todd and I got concerned... We went shopping for "flat" foods to slip underneath Michael's door.
This is my computer. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Nokia hosts cricket match at Mt. Everest: http://www.theeveresttest.com/ Twenty20 match at 5165m. (Yes, my company can be insane.)
I've been humming songs from Les Miserables for a couple days now since I saw that YouTube clip of Britain's Got Talent.
I love surfing documentaries... which is weird, as I'm not a surfer. Highwater: http://bit.ly/2XHZgU
Gah!!! Imogen Heap is playing at Twitter HQ right now!! SO JEALOUS!!! She totally rocks my world: http://bit.ly/Fmc6
It's always 6 p.m. somewhere. Apparently it has arrived here now.
Found out that Ming's Chinese Restaurant delivers to my area. Ordered enough to feed a small army... I ate most of it. Will pass out now.

Thursday 4/16

I'm not wearing pants.
Strained my voice a bit singing along at top volume to Joe Cocker's version of "With A Little Help From My friends". YEEAAAAEEEAAAAHH!!!!
Here, feel free to sing along: http://songza.com/z/9v3k2x (Make sure you copy the gravelly bits... GONNA GET DOWN WITH MY FRIENDS, YEAH!)
RT @thenokiablog Whoa! Nokia 5800 is now $306 shipped on Amazon http://is.gd/sPkQ
Neither AmazonMP3 nor iTunes had Les Miserables Original London Cast... However, BitTorrent was quite happy to help me out. :-)
Just read @catarina 's post about Hunch: http://www.caterina.net/archive/001171.html I get the idea now! :-) (But is it a business?)
Dear Texas: You tried to secede once already in 1861 (along with the rest of the South). We kicked your ass then, don't make us do it again.
It's astounding how much an Intel Atom CPU can do, considering how simple and underpowered it is. 47M transistors, vs. 291M in a Core 2 Duo.

Friday 4/17

Daddy Week!!! Hoo-rah!
Slashdot seems to have decided that Nokia is evil. http://bit.ly/GagEC
Has Oprah killed Twitter yet? Nope... not yet. What time does the show air?
Kamikaze cops vs. suicidal robbers... very cool: http://bit.ly/2QisLB
I might have overshot at Safeway... I got enough food to feed a family of four for a month. Maybe I'll learn to use my freezer...
Laundry time... I think we're going to go for a long drive tomorrow. Not sure where yet. Maybe the ocean or mountains or something.

Saturday 4/18

We haven't reach escape velocity yet... A bad sign.
Back from a day at the Lick Observatory, then an IMAX Dome movie at the Tech Museum in San Jose. Damn museum closed at 5!!

Sunday 4/19

W00t! it's going to be in the 90s over the next couple days. Helllooo Summer! :-)
@derricks Subscribed. :-)
Bakugan BRAWL!!! LET'S DO THIS! (I need way more coffee).
@mister_borogove Is that really your last name!?!? As in "All mimsy were the..."
Zac Efron and the rest of Disney-bred stars has made me realize that short hair (with "the flip") is for old people. Gen X reigns no more.
Gorgeous day at the beach with munchkins... Burned the hell out of my neck.
Twitter seems slow. Is it Oprah? Or maybe the hot day in SF is slowing down the servers...
I have to make Sunday dinner... after cleaning the kitchen. Urgh. It's too hot to cook!
They're doing Cold Fusion at SRI! That's around the corner from me... who knew? http://bit.ly/kMfbS
Yes, “Planet Earth” is the new Barry White. http://bit.ly/zFXSz

Monday 4/20

This is the tale of Mister Morton Mister Morton is who? He is the subject of our tale and the predicate tells what Mister Morton must do.
Wow, just saw the Oracle/Sun news. Ellison is truly an evil genius.
Seems like feedproxy.feedburner.com is out. My subs that use it return "Http/1.1 Service Unavailable"
I fondled a Dell Mini 9 at Best Buy today, it's pretty great. Nice keyboard, better specs than my HP mini, and $50 cheaper. Plus colors!

Tuesday 4/21

More about the Dell Mini 9 at Best Buy: You can't buy it at Dell.com. It has 160Gb HD, and an Atom Z520 CPU. Weird!! http://bit.ly/14Wkou
OH! I figured it out, that's a Dell Mini 10 I saw! Duh.
Incredibly, I've actually been to Elberton, Georgia. (As seen in this month's Wired: American Stonehenge http://bit.ly/Fn5eJ )
Windows 7 Start Edition to only run 3 apps at at time? Bah! Apple did that in 2007 with an OS that only runs 1 app at a time.
W00t! @GavinNewsom has my vote! Go Gavin!
Watching Fox Soccer news. Great Arsenal game. Real Madrid still in contention despite Pepe. "Lo que he hecho no es ejemplar." Ya think?

Wednesday 4/22

Dammit! Who turned off Summer?
Today is the day. If I have to shed blood I'm going to finish the thing I need to finish.
Skytone Android-based Netbook/Netpad (with game controls) for $100? VERY NICE. I want to buy three right now! http://bit.ly/l1TlE
I was thinking about having some hyperbole for lunch, but opted for the sublime instead.
In celebration of Earth Day, I'm not wearing pants.
... and therefore, all you people who bought a netbook? You're careless, technically inept and have no taste. Gee, thanks Apple!
Alright! It's almost 5 o'clock! Time for my nervous breakdown! W00t!

Thursday 4/23

Good morning. On my second cup of coffee, though what I probably need is Valium instead.
Letting my computers update Ubuntu Jaunty (from the RC). I wonder if the internal speakers on my HP mini will suddenly start working?

Friday 4/24

Daddy week is over. :-( Consider this a warning.

Saturday 4/25

"u.nu is fully 70% shorter than arch-rival tinyurl.com’s rambling Dostoyevskian screed of a domain name." LOL!
A 240 page book about Twitter!??! You can write a lot about Twitter, but that seems excessive to me, or at least antithetical.

Sunday 4/26

I'm having a pretty great Sunday! How about you?
Just saw an UnderArmour commercial - the music is a hard rock version of "Verb", a Schoolhouse Rock song!! Very subtle! http://bit.ly/6Prjw
PANDEMIC!!!!!!

Monday 4/27

I don't monitor my Facebook updates any more... But now it looks like I'm going to want to, but there needs to be a way to de-dup Tweets.
Sadly, I am wearing pants today. I may take them off in a while just for fun.
Testing Seesmic Desktop Preview. Not sure how to add more than just Twitter accounts...
23 million people used Opera Mini in March, with 8.6 billion pages passing through their proxy. Very nice.
Do they really need a whole factory to make cheesecakes? One would think that a simple bakery would suffice.

Tuesday 4/28

Made the mistake of looking at my computer before leaving the house again.
Drove by the HP Garage on the way to work today. Actually I drive by it almost every day, but this time remembered to look for it. :-)

Wednesday 4/29

"Dear San Mateo County Prospective Juror". Ruh-roh.
250k Ovi Mail users in 4 months. Very cool, I'm glad to see Nokia services gaining traction. http://bit.ly/zDVbB
Runny nose, tingly throat, unquenched thirst... Swine Flu?!? No! Backayard Jerk Chicken plate baby! W00t!

Thursday 4/30

Kick, push. Kick, push. Kick, push... coast!
“Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.”
Nokia 'shadowing day' - Rose visits Nokia HQ http://bit.ly/10taWb (Pretty amusing. Rose's English is pretty great for a 13yo!)
Badoosh!
Just signed up for http://tweetface.net/ to post to Facebook. Very interesting, @jhstrauss !
LG signed Heidi Klum as a spokesmodel, and SonyEricsson has Maria Sharapova... WTF is Nokia's official hot babe?!?
Interesting... YouTube - Augmented Reality Magic 1.0 http://bit.ly/CednY
How To Disassemble Nokia E71 & Replace Faceplate: http://bit.ly/13KFHW (Ooh, I have dust in my screen I'd like to clean...)

May 2009

Friday 5/1

It's May Day!! UP WITH THE PROLETARIAT! DOWN WITH THE REPUBLICAN BOURGEOISIE BASTARDS! *Looks for something to set on fire*.
Coolest President evar! :-) http://bit.ly/CFTM8
About 5 hours until I pick up the munchkin and Daddy Week begins! W0000t! Oh! I need to figure out what we're doing this weekend!
Has anyone thought of using JXTA/Gnutella to create an open, de-centralized P2P version of Twitter yet? Everyone's using a client anyways...
Maps on Ovi for Mac | NokNok.tv http://bit.ly/Rdbxd (You have to use Safari, but it's pretty slick.)

Saturday 5/2

Good morning! Eggo waffles, chocolate milk and Pokemon for breakfast. :-)
Rainy/cloudy day... not sure what to do to keep us entertained yet... Hmm.
Go Celts!!

Sunday 5/3

My custom news reader now pulls in both Twitter and Facebook updates, combines and de-dups. You're *totally* jealous, aren't you? Admit it.
Nokia 5800 on Amazon.com: $354 http://bit.ly/VE1AH (I bought one internally two days ago using my employee 'discount' and paid the same.)
Made Rice Krispies Squares for the munchkin tonight. How people did this before Teflon, I have *no* idea.

Monday 5/4

I think I'll wear pants today.
Boysenberry pie! The most delicious part of my apocalyptic nightmare!
Toys 'R Us selling the HP mini for $349! http://bit.ly/BJwcC Netbooks are so cool, I love my HP mini.

Tuesday 5/5

Woke up this morning humming the Europop insanity that is Robyn. http://bit.ly/ivY3b Scheduling an MRI for later.
My inability to consistently make good coffee is almost a skill in and of itself.
Jimmy Neutron is sooo awesome. Just saw a scene where he has his psychotic nanobots imprisoned like Hannibal Lecter. Hysterical.
Nokia E71x at AT&T! I should be able to buy apps for my E71 now, right? WRONG. (And people wonder why the iPhone App Store is winning.)
@dberube That's a good question - I haven't tried to buy anything with an E71x yet. Buying MobiTV or Tetris with an E71 still doesn't work.
"We're sorry, your device is not supported for purchases on the MEdia Mall." God I hate device detection - it never, ever, ever works.
Working at home waiting for Comcast to come upgrade my line to their new 50Mbps service. FIFTY! MEGA! BITS! PER! SECOND!!!
@uminski Cool! I just checked, and the Arsenal v. ManU game is being broadcast live here in the States on ESPN2! Wave from the stands!
Holy crap, I just turn on the Arsenal/ManU match and see 2 goals in succession against my beloved Gunners! WTF!
I know my c a b l e provider is watching Twitter, so I need to be careful when I LOL that the i n s t a l l guy smelled heavily of ganja.
Watching Arthur and the Invisibles with the munchkin... I didn't realize it was directed by Luc Besson until now. It's *surreal*!

Wednesday 5/6

Anyone connect Google Latitude to Twitter yet? Because you know you all want to know where I am at all times.
I just read in my newsreader that feeds were dead.
"Classic styling"? Is that what we're calling it now? Interesting. I guess that's better than "old, confusing, non-touch".
Just explained that "Irish Spring" came from Ireland. Am I going to hell?
Reading about the Kindle DX on my netbook wondering if I'm the only one that sees the obvious connection...
@gerikson Go Baby, Go! Jaunty RULEZ!!!!
HOLY CRAP! I just saw the Chelsea/Barça game I TiVoed! I'm so glad I hadn't seen the results. Pure chaos!

Thursday 5/7

Rice Krispies and Bakugan this morning...
Rice Krispies and Bakugan this morning...
"Heathcliff, it's me, I’m Cathy, I've come home and I'm so co-o-o-ooold, let me in your window." Kate Bush rules.
Making of the Nokia N97 video: http://bit.ly/17hhQK
W00t, my Nokia 5800 just arrived. It's a slick little gadget, I have to say!
How in the world do I attach the guitar pick??

Friday 5/8

Watching the original Star Trek movie. Damn, Spock is cool as hell even 30 years later!
KAAAAHHHHNNNN!!!!!!

Saturday 5/9

Watching Yes Man... It's quite inspirational in a completely insane and unrealistic way.
Trying out SongBird on Ubuntu... hadn't bothered before because it's not a .deb. Wow, it really *is* like Firefox for music!!

Sunday 5/10

Saw Star Trek, thought it was pretty great. Just got sucked into an hour+ perusing Wikipedia's entries on the subject. (Trekkies are nuts).

Monday 5/11

Coolness! You can download the "Futuristic Nokia Ringtone" that was in the Star Trek movie here: http://bit.ly/2Wx2PV :-)
Interesting numbers: Nokia sold 468MM mobile phones in 2008, and 93MM in Q1/09, including 2.6MM 5800s. (Apple sold 3.8MM iPhones in Q1).
So, in short for those of you reading this: Everyone you know owns an iPhone. Everyone you *don't* know, owns a Nokia.

Tuesday 5/12

"Shake well and buy often." Words to live by.
Read @fredwilson 's post about Twitter Links, and updated my custom reader to highlight links. :-) http://rab.cc/blog/media/tweetlinks.png
"You have been placed on telephone stand-by and must call on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 between 11:15 AM and 11:45 AM for further information."
I bought a used Android G1 today off Craigslist so I could try out Sky Map. It's about the coolest thing I've ever done with a mobile phone.

Wednesday 5/13

Jury Duty Status: "Your appearance is not required. Please note that you are now excused and will be eligible to serve again in 12 months."
W0000000t!
Is it really Wednesday!??! I have a to-do list the length of my arm.
@private_message So in theory, no one should see this tweet. Yet it's still public. Is that useful? No idea.
@mobitopia Great idea just floated by - Only the Mobitopians (or those following Mobitopia rather) can see this tweet. COOL!
Hmm. Using @ names for groups is interesting, but isn't complete because only the intersection of my followers and that user see my tweets.
Just read Biz's update... It looks like there's going to be a difference between @ replies typed in vs. clicking the reply button. Insane!
Just discovered the Nokia 5800 browser supports Flash and can play embedded YouTube videos. Woah!

Thursday 5/14

I made the most simple yet awesome PHP app last night. It just opens a todo.txt file for me to edit from any computer. Works insanely well.
Heh. You want the source to my todo app? Here: http://rab.cc/download/mytodo.tar.gz It's up to you to set perms, .htaccess, etc. :-)
The day is getting away from me. Urgh.
Urgh, can't seem to get the Nokia WRT plugin working on Aptana Studio. Man, I love Eclipse though.

Friday 5/15

Four words: Desperately craving Krispy Kreme.
Wow, this pic of the Space Shuttle in front of the sun is cool as hell. http://bit.ly/mMH9W Gives you an insane amount of perspective.
Extra special Daddy Week begins today! The munchkin's 7th birthday is this weekend with a soccer party at the park. (20+ children! Gah!)
I've started writing down all my todos... the list is *insanely* long. Everything from vacuuming to making a dentist appointment. Argh.
You really can't call yourself a geek unless you own a Nokia N810. $199 at Buy.com now: http://bit.ly/c1l9f (I use mine daily).
I use my N810s for web/email/IM on the couch or in the john, ssh, play solitaire before bed, read eBooks, and view movies while travelling.
Fun... Playing with mauku... Another reason to use the N810: as a dedicated twitter device!
List of N810 software, ordered by popularity: http://maemo.org/downloads/downloads/OS2008/25/
Mentally checked out already, might as well do the same physically. Such a nice day out - it's going to be a great weekend!
Boy's in bed, laundry's done, kitchen's clean. Couch time, baby!

Sunday 5/17

Happy Birthday Alex!

Monday 5/18

Man, whatever it is that's pollinating now is absolutely itching the hell out of my nose!
Constant IM spam lately. Mostly through MSN, but also Y! as well. Urgh!
I just ate a Choco Taco. Believe it or not, it's only been 5 hours since that was last mentioned on Twitter.

Wednesday 5/20

Trapped in an all day meeting with low supplies of chocolate and bananas! Help!

Thursday 5/21

@boxdotnet Are you guys having server troubles or is it just me? I'm trying to upgrade to a Pro account, but your form isn't working!
@boxdotnet Thanks, Scott got back to me. Apparently there's no "Pro" account any more, and versioning has been removed from Individual.
The oven girl at Pizza My Heart is sort of 'sell my soul to be with' kind of gorgeous.

Friday 5/22

One has to wonder if @timholbrow is really that clueless about Android, or if he's trying (badly) to spread FUD. http://bit.ly/19gM0O
Very cool overview of mobiles: The Evolution of Cell Phone Design Between 1983-2009 http://bit.ly/fB5jO
Nothing to do this weekend... I think I'm going to clean my apartment. It's just chaos and needs a re-org.
Going to Ikea to buy some shit to organize my other shit. Then I'll buy some more shit to organize all that shit.

Saturday 5/23

Can't wake up... Not sure if I should make some coffee or just go back to bed.
Trying to become self-actualized.
Posting with the STEW sample widget in the S60 emulator under Windows in VirtualBox on Ubuntu.

Sunday 5/24

My Sunday is so relaxed, I thought of posting this thought a few hours ago. Just getting to it now.
It's amazing how little I know of Nokia's upcoming phones. No idea if these AT&T models are real, but they look cool: http://bit.ly/1TWlTq
I'm hungry. I need something to eat that's somewhat nutritious. I've been junk food for like 3 days now.

Monday 5/25

Dear colleagues at Nokia: You can't delete blog posts. Ever.
Tested out Gameloft's Uno, Texas Hold'em and Brain Challenge and all are made for the 5800's touch screen. Know of any others?
<-- learned a new word today: "grinfuck"
Why in the hell would you install OSX on a netbook? Watching the beachball spin and HD failures on Apple hardware isn't enough for you?
Watching Patton on AMC... Decided to Torrent it as well. Which will finish first, a 40 year old movie via BT, or a 3 hour movie with ads?
It's amazing how much modern Apple branding has taken its cues from the Nazis. Clean logo on white, propaganda based on superiority, etc.

Tuesday 5/26

Good morning! Watching the Ovi Store reactions scroll by: http://roomatic.com/ovi
Apparently my right frontal lobe is unhappy, wants to secede from the cerebral union and has declared war on my forehead.

Wednesday 5/27

Trying to keep track of the news coming from D7, Google I/O, Nokia Design Day and Champions League Final starting in like 5 minutes. Argh!
@fabricapo I was thinking the same thing... if you find a place, DM me! :-)
As a Real Madrid and Arsenal fan, I'm having trouble deciding on which evil to support. :-) I think I'll go with Barça as I like Henry.
Watching the D7 interview with Carol Bartz. "We have to make the small screen as interesting as the PC is now." From my 2005 strat deck? ;-)
Video of Nokia's OPK at D7 - http://bit.ly/Sb3t2

Thursday 5/28

I've yet to see/play the whole Dragon's Lair game: http://bit.ly/mGz12
What the HELL is wrong with my skull this week? Third day in a row I've had a massive headache. Something I'm eating? Stress? Sleep? Urgh!!
I don't feel particularly stressed... Is there such a thing as an "ennui headache"?
I've taken aspirin, Tylenol, 1/2 a NoDoz (for caffeine), a Sudafed and a multi-vitamin. Maybe dehydration? Commencing water intake.
@rcarmo I'm now commencing on a full-on chemical assault on my cerebrum. If it doesn't work, I swear I'll try trepanation next.
@om Good thought, but I wear contacts and thus (by the crazy laws of CA) I have to get them checked annually. @ethauvin That might be it.
I'm glad there's some reality checking of Google Wave already. Reminds me of lots of stuff already tried like Groove.net, JXTA, etc.
Went to Pizza My Heart again tonight. Definitely developing a very unhealthy obsession with the oven girl.

Friday 5/29

I want to watch the Google Wave video, but they're so friggin' pretentious. Maybe I'll try again in the morning.
Daddy Week!!!!
Simply Lemonade with Raspberry may now be my most favorite drink ever. Mmm! http://www.simplyorangejuice.com/
Tried to set up Twitster for Mobitopia... no joy so far. Honestly, I should just write it myself.
Saw UP with the munchkin... the first few minutes are so sad! The rest is pretty fun. It's not Toy Story or Cars, but it was pretty good.

Saturday 5/30

Thinking about taking the kid to #MakerFaire but honestly not sure if it's worth time/effort/money.
Okay the picture of the R2-D2's clinched it: http://yfrog.com/0ujdnjj Off to the faire.
Spent all afternoon at the Makers Faire. (Talk about "freaks and geeks", oof!) Not sure it was worth $35, but the munchkin had an okay time.

Sunday 5/31

"What are you cooking Daddy, it smells good!" Well, there's a first. (A: Big, fluffy pancakes with 100% pure Vermont maple syrup. Mmm!)
Oh, wow. Flash Lite 3.1 and Mail for Exchange 2.9 updates are both available for the 5800 NAM via the App Updater OTA. Nice.
Ovi store only has 4 themes for the 5800? It seems like a *really* easy way for a designer to make cash, I wonder where the bottleneck is?

June 2009

Monday 6/1

Someone in Nokia has quite the budget for marketing. This N-Gage mini-site is nuts: http://bit.ly/3skjr1
My voice is my passport. Verify me.
I'm having a typical "hummingbird day", where I can't focus for more than about 30 seconds on any particular task. SQUIRREL!!
Official Facebook app for Nokia 5800 is up on the Ovi Store: http://bit.ly/9VKb9 (Thanks @atmasphere!)

Tuesday 6/2

Nokia N97 being assembled at the factory: http://bit.ly/Mt5ED (Very cool).
W00t! Super Mario Bros. for the Wii, and Super Mario Galaxy 2 with Yoshi! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Enjoying the Mediational Field: http://songza.com/~s7kwao
I wonder if Google realizes that trying to create a replacement for email is like trying to invade Russia during the Winter?
In honor of E3, I downloaded Donkey Kong for the Wii. Man that game is hard! After like 45 minutes, my high score is still only 39,600.
Opera passes iPhone to lead mobile-browser market: http://bit.ly/Ow68E

Wednesday 6/3

Realizing that the Wii version of Donkey Kong is a lesser NES version, I grabbed the original ROM here: http://bit.ly/13LEio . Much better!
Good morning. Apparently there's a mobile conference going on now. Had no idea until 2 minutes ago. #mweb09
@meghanbeattie W00t! We'll have to create a club: "Bay Area Beattie's" :-)
Fondled a coworker's N97... screen is definitely bigger than the 5800's, but it's a bit thicker too. Nice little gadget. WANT!
OMG, the new CrunchPad looks frigin' fantastic! http://bit.ly/JkmQa
The sun is shining now, but supposedly we're in for 2+ days of thunderstorms... I don't see it in the trees yet.
There's 14 other people on Facebook named "Russell Beattie". That's so weird. (Well, maybe not to you...)
Just had a great evening with the munchkin playing Lego Star Wars after dinner. Very relaxing and fun.

Thursday 6/4

I hear the grasshopper.
The Beatles: Rock Band Cartoon Intro - SO COOL!!! http://www.viddler.com/explore/Joystiq/videos/1198/152.857
The Beatles: Rock Band cartoon, better version: http://www.thebeatlesrockband.com/cinematic.php
"Seven Nation Army" was bouncing in my head... So now it's in yours too: http://songza.com/~1sjtfn
@janole Hey! Was just chatting with a coworker about the Ovi Store - #Gravity is officially the top PAID app world-wide! Congrats!

Friday 6/5

Mmmm.... Donut Day!!
I'm convinced netpad MIDs are going to rule the world once their prices/availability is on par with netbooks.
Last day of school today, tomorrow the munchkin flies back to Spain with his mom for two weeks. :-( He'll have fun, but I miss him already!
If Steve Jobs makes a surprise visit to the WWDC next week, I'm pretty sure it'll be the start of a new religion.

Saturday 6/6

Back from driving the munchkin and his mom to the airport. Now what? #sad
Probably have to wander down to the Sprint store today and try out the Pre.
@simonw Heh, http://127.0.0.1:631/ works on my Ubuntu laptop as well! Crazy!
That Conan O'Brian Super Mario backdrop thing was completely staged. Interwebs you got punked by some sly marketing guy at NBC.
Ennui attack!
Watching an Einstein documentary. When I went to the Lick Observatory a few weeks ago, I hadn't realized the role it played in Relativity!
I'm not on the list of 75 great mobile Twitterers: http://bit.ly/4ai7JP My descent into anonymity/obscurity is almost complete.
Then again, I don't know or follow @lisawhelan is either, so I probably shouldn't take offense. ;-)
Selling my dishwasher: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/hsh/1209002174.html (Let's see what sort of crazies pop up from Craig's List).
Just tried out the Midori webkit based browser for the N810. It's nice! If it was tweaked just a little it'd be perfect for everyday use.
Man I wish I could find a Thai food place that delivers to my apartment.

Sunday 6/7

Watching "Joe Vs. The Volcano" for the zillionth time. I love this movie. Totally need to learn to play the ukulele.
Mas que nada: http://songza.com/~gwnl6g ("Ohh, ahh ree AHH rye oh? Oh bahh, Oh bahh, Oh bahh!")
Electricity just blipped off for a good 10 seconds. So crazy how many devices I have that are now rebooting, resetting or on standby.
An F1 race from Turkey is on TV. First one I've watched in the US. How cool would it be if F1 went 100% electric?
Very cool - 100+ Portraits of Iconic People. I've seen most, but not all.. http://bit.ly/15J1e1
Man my lappy is *not* happy with the latest Ubuntu kernel update. File access delays and the display driver isn't supported so no Compiz.
Just added oAuth signin to Roomatic and fixed the form posting... Works really well now! :-) #roomatic

Monday 6/8

Just made a public version of my Twitter "by person" reader using oAuth. Try it out: http://foozik.com/
Laundry.
Wordnik.com 's Erin McKean is my total dream woman: Perky, pretty, and perspicacious. http://bit.ly/nbK4R

Tuesday 6/9

I should go to bed.
It's so weird to be ~6,000 miles away from my munchkin.
I need a nap.
Got a LensCrafters mailing with a really cool pair of Ray-Ban glassses on the cover. I'm unable to find them on either corp website. #FAIL
@Derrick meet @mc (Matt Croydon).
"upupdowndownleftrightleftrightbastart" Awesome.
Twiddling my thumbs waiting for a conference call scheduled at midnight. Afraid to start anything else, yet can't really relax...

Wednesday 6/10

Scribblenauts looks *great*!!! http://www.scribblenauts.com/trailers.html "Write. Anything. Solve. Everything." My 7yo will learn a ton.
Checking out the javascript source for WebOS - http://predev.wikidot.com/rooting . Very, very hackable. Palm did good!
Switching from my Ubuntu lappy at home to my work MacBook feels like breaking my left hand, but painting its fingernails pretty colors.
(At least I don't have to use Windows. That'd be like breaking both hands.)
Waiting for another midnight conference call. Nairobi yesterday, Lausanne tonight. Had a Red Bull to wake me up. Hopefully I'm intelligible.

Thursday 6/11

I love that the zealots are going after AT&T. Has there *ever* been an example of an Apple partner that hasn't gotten royally screwed?
I hate wearing pants.
Dear Apple: Think you could get around to adding *real* multitasking in Snow Leopard, so I don't *ever* see a beach ball again? Kthxbai.
Wow, Ovi Maps 3.0 just turned my 5800 into a GPS navigation device, complete with turn-by-turn voice directions.

Friday 6/12

Someone in Marketing must be reading my Tweets. ;-) http://bit.ly/11hQF9
Helping hasten the Twitpocalypse.
We seem to be about 11MM tweets away from the end.
It isn't Daddy Week as the munchkin is still on vacation until next week. #sad

Saturday 6/13

This release about the Palm Pre fonts: http://bit.ly/PmcvR calls them "Prelude" but the filename is "Coconut-Medium"!
I need a hobby.
Definitely not wearing pants today.
Playing with Aptana and Nokia's Mobile Widget plugin. Can't help but think anything I do would be better in Flash Lite.
Apparently there's a standard for Widgets, as I just used an Opera desktop widget's code in a test widget for my phone and it mostly worked.
Vodafone is pushing mobile widgets as well... Looks like they're doing it through Opera Mobile though (not sure actually).
Can you tell I've been lost in iPhone-land for a while? I had no idea mobile widget stuff was this far along. Standards, APIs, SDKs, phones.
Interesting, the Opera Mobile Widget Manager works fine on my Nokia 5800: http://bit.ly/OzC1G - doesn't use webkit, though.

Sunday 6/14

Deciding on the best way to insert caffeine into my bodily system. I really just need an IV drip.
@ksablan Cool! Thanks for the heads up!
Wizard needs food, badly.

Monday 6/15

I am not mentally prepared for the week ahead.
"Pack it up, pack it in, Let me begin, I came to win, Battle me that's a sin." http://songza.com/~c7r7ix
Just watched my TiVoed US vs. Italy match. URGH! Giuseppe Rossi should be playing for us! Bastard.
@om It blows my mind how much I read about Macs dying, and Apple gets away with it. It's like the dirty little secret of the digerati.
This is an interesting Twitter search: http://bit.ly/nYjsw
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." I love that expression. :-)

Tuesday 6/16

Opera rocks! Trying out Opera Unite for Linux...
Here's my Unite chat, running on my PC: http://bit.ly/KYyUY
Some Opera folk dropped into my chat. Coolness! Hi guys! Great job! Can't wait to play with my own Unite apps...
Checking out the Opera Unite "server" Javascript API: http://bit.ly/15DQe8 Very interesting.
Tweetmeme's live stream is pretty damn cool: http://live.tweetmeme.com/?retweet=5
Very cool - finding and fixing the fatal level 22 bug in the original Donkey Kong ROM: http://bit.ly/6tXxq (Followed by a fix for Pac-Man!)

Wednesday 6/17

FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS... Focus. Focus focus. SQUIRREL! FOCUS! FOCUS!
I assume that since I can't understand the popularity of all these multi-column Twitter apps, I must be doing it wrong?

Thursday 6/18

Why do I do this to myself? Why? It's a simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball.
Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play?
Pizza My Heart Oven Girl!

Friday 6/19

Nokia USA is having a "3 Hour Sale" tomorrow from 7p.m to 10 p.m. PST, 15% to 50% selected phones including the N97: http://bit.ly/8yhkj
Nazi. Zombies. 'nuff said: http://bit.ly/18izEb
I can't believe I'm still working. It's like groundhog day. I probably have a few more hours to go as well. Some day I'll learn.

Saturday 6/20

I'm thinkin' about my doorbell... When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it?
"He is apparently addicted to his name-brand smartphone that I shall not name for contractual reasons." LOL. http://bit.ly/rw4J4
NOKIA 3 HOUR SALE RIGHT NOW!!!! http://bit.ly/8yhkj
The supreme leader of Iran just called, he wants everyone on Twitter to know how impressed he is with the green profile icons. ;-)

Sunday 6/21

16 hours until my son is home! W00t!
Watching soccer - flipping back and forth between US/Egypt and Italy/Brazil. We'd need like 3 more goals to move on.
Just saw that Inter Milan is playing Club America (Mexico) in Palo Alto in July! http://worldfootballchallenge.com/
GAH!!!! I NEED TWO TVs!!! GO USA!!!!
Italy is out!!! Come on USA!!
Holy crap! I cannot believe USA advanced! WOW!!!! US vs. Spain on Wednesday! W00t!!!!
Multimedia message http://flic.kr/p/6yp4J9
Testing out the Flickr/Twitter integration... :-) Sending it via MMS gets a not so exciting subject line.
This should be a better tweet... http://flic.kr/p/6yppLw
T minus 1 hour until the munchkin arrives back from Spain. W00t!

Monday 6/22

Just had *the* best time playing Lego Battles for the Nintendo DS with the munchkin. It's a miniature Real Time Strategy game. Sooooo fun!

Tuesday 6/23

It's hot out. Just got the munchkin from day camp and stopped by the library. It's 6 p.m. and the sun is still high. Summer is here!! :-D

Wednesday 6/24

Haven't read any updates since over 2 days ago... a total of over 2150 missed tweets. Don't you people ever shut up!?! ;-)
The return of 80's style big fugly plastic sunglasses amuses me. It seems like just yesterday everyone was switching to the Jackie-O style.
HTC Hero running Android should be scaring the shit out of my comrades at Nokia. It shows the power of a decent, open OS + white label mfgr.
Video of the HTC Hero running Android: It looks really, really, really cool: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FKTDSfbcbBU
BAAAM!!!!!!
I'm still in shock at the US win over Spain. So! Great!!! Twitter's going nuts too: http://roomatic.com/spain
@gerikson I'm so happy about the win (and the decisiveness of it), I'm literally having a hard time concentrating on anything else now. :-)
"[The New Super Mario Bros. for the Wii.] made Left 4 Dead look like a sunny, altruistic trip to Disneyland." LOL! http://bit.ly/OeORr
This still makes me just *happy* hours later: USA Shock Spain 2-0! http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4284720 :-)
Facebook is a force of nature. My maternal grandmother's brother's daughter (a.k.a. my 2nd cousin) just found and friended me. Amazing.

Thursday 6/25

Wow, I think the Internet just exploded!
Has anyone asked Jon and Kate what they think of MJ's death yet?

Friday 6/26

Went to bed early at 10:30pm... That was a mistake. Woke up mind-racing a half hour ago, now I'm up. I need a bowl of cereal.
"The Sumerian number system was passed on to the Babylonians. Sexagesimal was a useful system as 60 has a large number of factors."
@jimh @gerikson No compass on the 5800, only on the N97.
@rcarmo Good luck man! See you on the other side!
Must. Not. Tweet. About. Nokia. Rumors. Must. Not. Tweet. About. Nokia. Rumors.
Dammit! All this MJ tribute stuff has gotten "Smooth Criminal" stuck in my head! Here's Alien Ant Farm's version: http://bit.ly/vJbpi
The Magic Thief is tonight's bedtime story: http://bit.ly/JNDP4

Saturday 6/27

Weird! A new instrument created in 2000 that I never heard of until today has some huge internet following: PANArt Hang http://bit.ly/VLVq5
Tried Fennec Beta 2 for the N810, it's still completely unusable. And not just for performance reasons, the UI sucks. http://bit.ly/11N5LY

Sunday 6/28

She's a brain . . . trapped in the body of a game show hostess.
I'm. Having. Kittens. GO USA!!!!
Still bummed... Lying on the couch in a half-stupor, I realized I hadn't actually had any caffeine today. That might help my mood. :-)

Monday 6/29

"Wow. That was a lot of evil packed into one sentence." "Thank you." http://bit.ly/JPPBW
About to fall asleep.Goodni
Navteq announced today it has released a new version of its free Navteq Traffic mobile website. (Nokia owns Navteq BTW). http://bit.ly/cvDln
Holy shit this is surreal! "Web Site Story - CollegeHumor video" http://bit.ly/gQ5ZE

Tuesday 6/30

Stopped by Whole Foods Market to get a sandwich. Filled with glacially slow employees and uptight, self-obsessed assholes. NEVER AGAIN! UGH!
Switching to Smultron as my default Mac text editor. (TextWrangler's drawer drives me nuts.) http://tuppis.com/smultron/

July 2009

Wednesday 7/1

Doing late night laundry, and checking out this Camping Checklist (HUGE!) - http://bit.ly/qX4Nq Not sure where we're going yet...
@gerikson Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, of course.
Ok, so I need to find a campground for this weekend: 1) in No. California, 2) is available, 3) family friendly, 4) newbie friendly, 5) fun.
I dated a girl from Rhode Island once... Amazingly, unlike all my other happy and successful exes, she hasn't added me on Facebook yet.
I bought the Lonely Planet guide to Northern California camping in book form... It's so hard to get info out of. DEAD TREES SUCK.
Laundry is done and folded. I should go to bed. Hey, it's July! Happy July everyone!
Yes, I'm still up... Pretty much every campground in Northern California is booked this weekend. http://www.recreation.gov/ Urgh.
Holy shit, the N97 has an FM Transmitter! Wow, I don't have a decent stereo in my car, so that's actually really useful! :-)
Ooookay... So the N97 supposedly runs the N-Gage app, but it won't install from n-gage.com. Anyone have an idea what's going on?

Thursday 7/2

The quickest way to turn Bluetooth on and off on the N97? Hold the green call button and say "Bluetooth" at the beep. Done.
Feeling the urge to tweet but have nothing to say. Share and enjoy.

Friday 7/3

Man, the Viliv S5 MID looks soooo tempting! Even running XP, it's lustworthy. http://bit.ly/pK0L7
Downloaded the Jaiku S60 client source just to see it: http://bit.ly/xU3GE It's monstrous. How does anyone get anything done in Symbian C++?
In bed playing solitaire and listening to music on my N810, and now tweeting with Mauku... Night!
Long weekend and Daddy Week. W00t! :-)
How can a State with as many millionaires and billionaires as California have a budget problem? Oh, wait, I just answered my own question.
Oh-oh. While thinking to myself just now, the words "Fuck it," were spoken and a decision taken. Be very afraid.
In Tahoe trapped in a small hotel room with an overexcited mi
... munchkin who won't go to sleep!
Tomorrow going to look for a campground with a free tent space...

Saturday 7/4

muuuuungh.
Holy crap, I found a campground! Yay last minute plans!
Got to the campsite at 1:30. Just finally got everything set up and collapsed on my air matress while the munchkin plays his DS. Gah!
Wow, it got cold outside... And we're *outside*. I got us decent sleeping bags, so we're comfy.

Sunday 7/5

Ruh-roh. Bumper to bumper traffic and we haven't even left Tahoe yet! #hell
OMG... longest vacation commute home ever. Over 6 hours, not counting a stop off for dinner.
We listened to "A Wrinkle In Time" audio-book on the way to and from Tahoe. That's a particularly weird-ass story, if you want my opinion.

Wednesday 7/8

Wow, Goog has lost its collective mind. Chrome OS? It's doomed to be a toy that Googlers themselves won't use.
I just deleted all the other apps on my Ubuntu desktop except for the browser. Look! It's the Firefox OS™ !
Ubiquity makes me crazy I never became proficient in Javascript: http://bit.ly/lQkq1

Thursday 7/9

Coolness - Free N97 Compass App: http://thinkchange.cn/products/compass.php
I want a new drug One that wont hurt my head One that wont make my mouth too dry Or make my eyes too red
Her Code video available here: http://icanhaz.com/hercode (via @pascale)
I ♥ Women Geeks. :-)
Why don't NAM variants of the 5800 XpressMusic have FOTA settings installed? It'd be nice not to have to use Windows to do an update.
@atmasphere It took several web searches and 18 pages of Twitter Search to figure out WTF #chansefail was. Thanks! ;-)

Friday 7/10

OMG, this video on how to open a banana like a monkey has me cracking up! http://bit.ly/MwIst Wow!
Twitter freaked out over the past 10 hours or so and barfed a bunch of unrelated tweets into my @ reply feed. Weirdness.
Hello Interwebs! How are you today?
Amusing video... Sadly, the girl at my video game store doesn't look like Olivia Munn (she makes me happy). :-) http://bit.ly/gU5jn
Dear Microsoft Word: We've been spending a lot of time together lately, but I think you and I need some time apart. It's not you, it's me.
Testing out Seesmic's web-based Twitter client. It's nice, but it still doesn't do "sort by user" like my foozik.com demo yet. :-)
Checking out http://roomatic.com/#crunchup to see if it was still up and running. Yep, that's nice. :-) #crunchup
Saw how much spam was in #crunchup, so I added spam blocking to Roomatic.com. Just click the [x] and the user is hidden for that session.
The IIS flies over Northern California tonight at 9:13pm for 5 minutes, starting at 10 degrees above West. More info: http://bit.ly/p3uQl
Just dropped the munchkin off ending a spectacular Daddy Week... which of course means I'm in an even more foul mood than normal. Bleh.
@joshu My Tandy Model 100 is one of my prized possessions, but gutting it and replacing the innards with my Dell Mini sounds amusing to me.
Portable Computing... A pic of my Tandy Model 100 next to a Nokia N810 and N97, Dell Mini, iPhone and Android G1. http://flic.kr/p/6DEorc
Went outside to see the IIS fly over... couldn't find it. Didn't help that I'm surrounded by trees and it's not even totally dark yet.

Saturday 7/11

Made some really strong coffee this morning - more like thinned battery acid really. I think I like it!
Wow, I've never heard of "memristor" before... Very interesting history of how it happened and its application: http://bit.ly/AuGIi
I'm spending this beautiful Saturday inside playing Battlefield 1943 on XBox at top volume. It's pretty freakin' fun!
So much for Battlefield 1943. The lag is insane and the servers aren't responding to start new matches. EA needs to get their shit together.
Considering I'm connected using Comcast's 50Mbps plan, I can't imagine the lag is on my end. :-)
Found the problem I was having in Firefox 3.5: middlemouse.contentLoadURL was set to true. Such a weird default.

Sunday 7/12

I may have overshot on the caffeine intake today.
Today is the first day of the rest of your pie. Mmmm... pie.
Adding RSS feeds to the N97 home screen is interesting, but I honestly don't know how useful it is... http://bit.ly/fs7kf

Tuesday 7/14

Well we all shine on... Like the moon and the stars and the sun... Yeah we all shine on... On and on and on on and on!
Linking to the iTunes store is annoying. It was annoying when AOL was doing it with their custom client years ago, Apple's is no different.
It's been a few years, I need to watch this again for inspiration - Triumph of the Nerds (on Google Video): http://bit.ly/4hHPpj

Wednesday 7/15

It just dawned on me that I can play with Spotify through the intranet (which exits via Finland). Anyone have an invite for me?
I knew morning sex had work-related benefits! "A trader's morning testosterone level predicts his day's profitability." http://bit.ly/DZvjM
W00t! N-Gage is available for N97 NAM: http://bit.ly/Hm4Lr (Go to Software Updater to get it)
Still waiting for a Spotify invite... come on you Euros, one of you must have one for me!
@Vero W00t! Thanks! :-)
Gah! I was able to sign up to Spotify, but the client won't run because the relevant ports are blocked internally. Damn! (Nice try though.)
W00t. Listening to Spotify. It's a very nice client!
"My feet is my only carriage, so I've got to push on through."
Wow. Pepsi really did kill Michael.

Thursday 7/16

Gah! E74 error on my XBox with a Red Ring Of Death. Noooooo!!!!!
OPK on CNBC: http://bit.ly/HZys1 (Spin it baby! Spin!!)
Keeping track of #mobilebeat via Roomatic: http://roomatic.com/mobilebeat
Just added "jQuery Growl" to Roomatic to make the notifications less jerky... So many plugins out there, it took like 2 minutes. #mobilebeat
Woot! Thanks @janole!
Innovation comes from competition. Innovating in a vacuum doesn't work. Focus on competing, and innovation will happen.
@derricks Actually your AP style guide made me both nostalgic and aware that I don't have one and should. I can't believe it's not online.
"Who cares if your Warcraft wife is really a dude - If it's GOOD, don't check under the HOOD."
@derricks What I really want is an AP Style automatic spell/grammar checker integrated into all my OSes... ;-)
RT @lmorchard Whoa. Palm webOS emulator is a VirtualBox image. BRILLIANT. http://bit.ly/mI1Nr [Works in Linux like it should! Awesome.]

Friday 7/17

Up late watching Sarah Marshall... I want to move to Hawaii!
This place is dead anyway, man.
Dear Fellow Nokians, please repeat after me: You can't erase blog posts. You can't erase blog posts. You can't erase blog posts. Got it?
How to play old-school ROMs on your N97 using the PicoDrive emulator for S60: http://bit.ly/4gGrh9
Wow, I really disliked the N97's right-aligned space bar, but it actually makes a pretty kick-ass "A" key for the game emulator! :-)
Daddy week starts today!! W00t! I need to get my shit together, though, I'm totally not ready for it.
The Party has authorized Amazon to place "1984" into the memory hole, as well as add the word "unpurchase" to the Newspeak dictionary.
"Ear Mullet" ROFL! http://bit.ly/2qqeK
Ok, last update for a while. Tried calling a bunch of campsites but they are all booked, so I no tenting this weekend. Bummer.
I'm totally making this Macaroni Salad tomorrow, it's super simple but looks fantastic: http://bit.ly/vFT4h

Sunday 7/19

Started playing Castle Crashers with the munchkin tonight. Crazy-ass side-scrolling cartoon-like co-op video-games rule.
RT Derrick Just loved The Bee Gees - Night Fever http://x.hypem.com/YZjuo

Monday 7/20

My body says it's Monday, my heart says it's Sunday, my mind says "Huh? Wha?"

Tuesday 7/21

I CANNOT FOCUS! My head is like a bingo tumbler and each thought is like a bouncing numbered ball. GAH!!!!
I love reading Marissa Mayer exposes.... it's so much easier than stalking her myself. http://bit.ly/KeoJD
Watching Never Ending Story for the first time with Alex... He seems pretty into it so far. THE NOTHING IS COMING!!!
Prediction: Custom e-ink readers like the Kindle will be killed as soon as the first "netpads" (inexpensive web tablets) gain momentum.
My previous update would have, in a past life, been a 3,000 word screed on my blog with little to no additional info/opinion. :-)

Wednesday 7/22

Nicolas Cage pachinko commercials: http://bit.ly/8BKTx
At work (not sure why, actually) listening to Spotify. Surprised by how little I recognize the most popular song list. Getting *old*.
I ate a Boston Chicken Carver® sandwich for lunch. I really, really need to stop eating trademarked foods.
2009: The Year When Everyone Famous Died. "Gidget the Chihuahua dies at 15" See!?!?
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
I am Jack's wasted life.

Thursday 7/23

Just sent another email to Twitter support trying to get @russellbeattie as my username back. (Because that's what it is everywhere else).
Installed Digia@Web, another webkit-based browser for Maemo (Nokia N810). Sadly it too is unusable. Why is this so hard? http://bit.ly/uSFhv
There was a time in my life when I looked at the clock during work, it never seemed to move. Now it won't stop jumping forward by hours.
HOLY SHIT! Mork and Mindy is on the SyFy channel *right now!*. I had no idea!! How is that possible?!?! Did they have TiVo in 1978!?!?

Friday 7/24

Stopped at 7-11 and got some hazelnut coffee. Mmm!!! With lots of creamer and sugar.
No munchkin for another week. That SUCKS.
New Blog Post: Q Search widget for Nokia N97/5800 - http://bit.ly/4pNYZ6

Saturday 7/25

Spent the last 12 hours or so watching the *entire* "Avatar: The Last Airbender" series. Sooooooo GREAT!! Unbelievably well done.
Listening to Pandora streaming via Boxee on my HDTV/Stereo with full-screen visuals. Man I wish I was a stoner! FREE BIRD!!!! W00t!!!

Sunday 7/26

Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas.
Watching OpenCourseWare videos on Boxee just to blow my mind. MIT classrooms look depressing... Berkeley seems to like Emacs and Lisp. :-)

Monday 7/27

Interesting! My Q Search widget works on the E71 as well... Is there a complete list of Nokia phones with the WRT out there?
Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita
I love netpads! The Mintpad looks so cool: http://bit.ly/lKs5T
I set up a new single-use website for a friend: http://daddyweek.com :-)
Why doesn't ESPN cover any Major League Soccer news? (Unless it involves Beckham.) SportsCenter this time of year is 100% baseball. Bleh.

Tuesday 7/28

Holy crap! The Zii Egg with Android looks awesome! Like an iPod Touch on steroids. http://bit.ly/OeORr I'm really tempted to get a dev unit.
@jimh ROFL. Madrileňo? Is that some Czech province, or did you mean Madrileño? Hehehehe. :-)
Message on my N97 webkit browser: "To get the new Yahoo Mobile: Download the Opera Mini™ browser, then visit m.yahoo.com" FAIL FAIL FAIL
My new diet plan: Being dropped Survivor Man style in a remote forest and surviving on squirrel meat and berries while hiking to rescue.
Holy crap. Way. Too. Much. Caffeine. In. My. Body.
@caaarlo pants?! PANTS?!? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Interesting Qt Labs demo - 200 lines of Javascript plus some custom Qt markup (QML) for a snazzy looking "Same Game": http://bit.ly/7wGRW
When did git move all those executables out of /usr/bin and into /usr/lib/git-core? Much cleaner! I'll have to stop bitching about git now.
Just got informed by @usuallyalex that Yahoo! will try to push an update to fix the N97 problem in the next release. W00t! Thanks Alex!
Wow, it took all of 3 days for my Q Search widget to get cloned: http://bit.ly/CP1RK Looks great! (He mentions me, so no harm done.) :-)
I made a MadMen avatar: http://bit.ly/13MxNC ... Now if only I could be that cool for real. ;-)

Wednesday 7/29

I want to like the Palm Pre commercials, but they honestly freak me out. It's like she's brainwashed and inviting you to join her cult.

Thursday 7/30

I haven't tweeted in over 24 hours. I hope everyone is okay!
The speech-bubble may be overused as a logo element, but I *still* think it looks cool each time I see it. I don't know why.
I had no idea that Crocs were a passing fad and the company is in trouble: http://bit.ly/ww3am (Those Santa Cruz ones look cool...)
I'm still amazed that TechCrunch has forayed their tech gossip blog into a chance at making a cool company around CrunchPad. *Urgh*
I should just wander into their offices and beg for a job w/stock - I'm 100% convinced netpads are going to be the Next Big Thing.

Friday 7/31

eBay paid $2.6B for Skype, but didn't include the core piece of tech?!? Amazing. Meg Whitman is and has always been a clueless moron.
Had a blast tonight playing Wii Sports Resort with the munchkin. So fun! The folks at Nintendo are the masters.

August 2009

Saturday 8/1

Ben Franklin has been my hero since childhood. Great presentation in NYT today: http://bit.ly/tEpnw
Tittering monkey. In the spring he climbs tree-tops. And thinks he is tall.
Start my 2 week vacation with the munchkin next week... still ZERO idea where we're going. URGH.
Why are there different swimming "strokes"? Who cares if you're the fastest at swimming in a funny way. Imagine if sprinting was like that?
Just bought "The Race For A New Game Machine" tonight... I hope it's as interesting as it seems: http://bit.ly/t8ZoE

Sunday 8/2

Look, a VC is pontificating on the "real" mobile web! Whew! I was worried we hadn't beat that subject to death yet. http://bit.ly/V8jNP
Ugh! The very tip of my right index finger (the one I click with) is sore as hell from pressing "B" to defend myself in Wii Swordplay. Ow!

Monday 8/3

EVERYONE LOVES CAKE!!!

Tuesday 8/4

The Digia@Web browser for S60 is pretty good! (The Maemo one is unusable). http://www.digia.com/browser
The "Over The Phone Usability Test" - My thoughts from Dec. 2007: http://bit.ly/4DVYXF and @azaaza 's today: http://bit.ly/RqK2f :-)
I was surprised to see the ability to play online in EA's Tiger Woods Golf 10 for the Wii... All of 57 people in there. Oof.
Playing with uploading images from my Nintendo DSi to Facebook. CUTTING EDGE BABY! I'm on it! :-)

Wednesday 8/5

Dear Gatorade: It's not the letter 'G' that's important, it's the letters HFCS - get rid of that shit and maybe I'll buy your drink again.
Why is it *always* 2 O'Clock!?!?
Anyone recognize this commercial from Spain? I love that song. :-) http://youtube.com/watch?v=643J9zxKkEQ
Barça is in Seattle playing the Sounders tonight?!? Holy cow!

Thursday 8/6

Sales numbers for the latest gen consoles as of June: PS3: 23.8M, XBox 360: 30.2M, Wii: 52.6M
Up late finishing up The Race For A New Game Machine. Here's a WSJ article about it: http://bit.ly/zyGHl
Live on Qik now! http://qik.ly/bP1M
Packing.
EA's Battlefield 1943 has killed my second XBox 360. I'm not kidding! Good thing this one is still returnable. Amazing!

Friday 8/7

I can't post updates from the web. Forced to use Gravity to tweet!
@derricks and @amyjokim Do you guys know each other? You're both at Puzzle Party. :-)
Live on Qik now! http://qik.ly/bW2k
Goin' campin' in the mornin'. W00t!

Tuesday 8/11

On vacation and generally off the grid. Feels good. :-)

Wednesday 8/12

Our new campsite has WiFi! (I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.) No electricity though, so my connectivity will be short lived.

Thursday 8/13

Just took a bunch of pics with my N97 in the Redwoods and then discovered *none* were saved for some reason. WTF?!?
The photos were still in the images folder - but the photo app wasn't showing them and I thought they were gone for good. Thanks @lightbulb!

Sunday 8/16

We're in Oregon. It's damn chilly on the coast. Heading inland tomorrow!
Wow... It's already chilly like a September afternoon, and the wind is whooshing through the trees. It's going to be an interesting night!

Monday 8/17

Arrived in Ashland, OR hoping to catch a play. Bad planning however as there's no shows on Monday!!! Argh!
Gorgeous hot Summer weather in Ashland! Yes! My tolerance for chilly Pacific coastal weather is officially 48 hours.
Don't take the brown acid, man.

Tuesday 8/18

Off to Mt. Shasta! (Goin' back to Cali...)
Mt. shasta is hot as hades and the lake is like a mud puddle. At a water park in Redding with no clue where to go next!

Thursday 8/20

Toured Lake Shasta Dam, then the Caverns and rented a Wave Runner - 105F on the lake! Now in a cabin near Lassen Volcanic Nat. Park.
Hiked up to Bumpass Hell today. Very impressive and it definitely has an apt name!
Last day of vacation tomorrow (Friday), the back home on Saturday. Two weeks is a long time to wander around, I'll be glad to be home!

Friday 8/21

Home at last!! W00t!
It's amazing how quickly the joy of being home is tempered by the fact that I loathe where I live. I totally forgot!
Top line of my newsreader - Unread: Social (12111) News (58) Mobile (619) Tech (1584) Weblogs (448) Gadgets (2105) Links (1898)

Saturday 8/22

Holy crap! Facebook bought FriendFeed?!? What else did I miss?!?!
"... conservatives who are fighting health-care reform are filthy hypocritical lying scum." Nicely put! http://bit.ly/167Sxa
I need to get off my ass and email the Mozilla mobile guys some detailed thoughts. Fennec B3 is as fundamentally flawed as previous revs.
Git tutorials are so excited about branch merging and tagging, they all forget to explain how to see a list of file changes and revert.
Got a notice today from the European Patent Office that my name is on another Yahoo! patent app: "Mobile Monetization". Interesting!

Sunday 8/23

New blog post: The Mobitopia Itch - http://bit.ly/12o102
Without looking, do you know how many feet are in a mile? I didn't.
Re-reading the Belgariad by David Eddings on my N810. (He died in June this year.) It's almost as good as when I first read it 20 years ago.

Monday 8/24

Holy cow the Nokia Booklet 3G looks great!!! http://bit.ly/16vyhd

October 2009

Tuesday 10/6

Apple's Knowledge Navigator video from 1987. Always nice to check in and see how we're doing: http://bit.ly/iBoY3

January 2010

Sunday 1/17

I'll take cake please. http://youtu.be/BNjcuZ-LiSY
ME WANT BANANA!

Monday 1/18

I wonder when someone is going to combine Wii Fit with Call of Duty? Man, I'll be in *great* shape then!
http://www.owl.com? I totally want the job of going through AOL's insane list of domain names and picking out fun ones to start mini sites.

Tuesday 1/19

Wow, my knee is killing me - but I didn't do anything to it. I think it's the weather. I'm getting to the age my joints are sensitive? UGH!
Interesting... http://simplynoise.com I've got the pink noise cranked now. It's oddly soothing.
Quake 3 multiplayer on a Nokia N900 using the ioquake3 engine: http://bit.ly/5NWjuY Pretty slick!
Got Quake3 up and running - it's very smooth and playable. I can't seem to join any multiplayer servers though... I'll have to mess with it.
Christina Hendricks... Golden Globes... Wow.
I actually turned on the Weather Channel this morning for the first time in probably 10 years... I felt like I was in New England again.

Wednesday 1/20

Engadget sorta likes the N900... It's amazing that Nokia had the capabilities to do that phone years ago, but the will wasn't there. Grr!
HOW THE FUCK ARE THE REPUBLICANS WINNING ANY ELECTION ANYWHERE? Are people's memories THAT short!? You fucking idiots.
Has anyone set up a blacklist of MA based companies yet? I feel the need for retribution and boycotting those stupid fucks is step 1.
Dear California: It's just rain. Please try to not drive like total insane psychopaths. Thanks!
Leaf blowers in the rain. Gah! I'd bitch, but the poor guy probably won't get paid if he skips today, even though it's wasteful and futile.
"Now serving G155 at window number 12." (I'm number G166... Ahh the joys of the DMV).

Thursday 1/21

"Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity..."
"Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer..."
"Of course I won the fucking sword fight," Hiro says. "I'm the greatest sword fighter in the world."
RT @mobitopia: Nokia gives away free Worldwide Walk & Drive Navigation with Ovi Maps: http://nokb.ly/kz
I'm such a geek... I need to go to bed, but am instead updating my Nokia 5800 to try out the new Maps, and updating my Archos 5 too... gah!
So I sorta misspoke before, it's only the N900 version of Ovi Maps which is a complete UX nightmare. The S60 version is actually OK!
Testing out Post.ly ... Not sure if I like that domain very much. http://post.ly/JrHY
I desperately need to lose weight. I think I'm going to buy an elliptical machine. (As a dust collector, mostly...)
Why hasn't anyone staked out Steve Jobs' house in Palo Alto, paparazzi style? A telephoto lense and an open window could be news gold.

Friday 1/22

Ummm... Tweakers and tweekers aren't the same thing. (Though they can be if you don't watch your dosage, trust me.) http://bit.ly/6MrR2w
Upgraded to Firefox 3.6 and "browser.tabs.insertRelatedAfterCurrent" is now defaulted to "true". I hate changes like this for no reason.
This 360° video on CNN of Haiti is astounding. I didn't even know this sort of thing was possible: http://bit.ly/54Wz4C (via @GregKumparak)

Saturday 1/23

Going home, having a full-on "weekend" and not thinking about work until Monday.
Playing with my custom news reader to see if I can make reading 1,500 daily tweets/FB status updates possible without skimming.
I changed the page to group updates by hour, then by person... it's still pretty noisy.
The theory is that people tweet in bursts (like I am now), so by grouping them I can read their thoughts quicker without context change.
Trying to construct my new elliptical. It's been like two hours already... it's like my first workout.
I stayed up very late last night messing with node.js... It compiles and runs from scratch easily, but v8 is impossible. SCons *sucks*.
I just stumbled upon a movie on TV called "Gigantic". Zooey Deschanel isn't a person, she's a religious experience.

Sunday 1/24

Thinking about wiring up my elliptical to Twitter for the yucks...
Finally got V8 and V8CGI compiled, installed and working on my server. Hurrah! It only took 24+ hours or so. :-)
"Shiny! Let's be bad guys..."
@iankennedy Subtitles and voice dubbing are usually translated by different companies, which can be quite amusing when learning. :-)
Trying to remember how cookies work... foo.site.com can't access bar.site.com right? but they both can see site.com... I think.

Monday 1/25

Used my elliptical for the second day... 17 minutes. I had a treadmill once, and it was really noisy, it's so different on this machine.
I think the advice I got about getting a rowing machine instead was spot-on though. The only muscles really working are my thighs.
From my blog in 2003: Urgh! Steve, we all want a Mac Tablet! http://bit.ly/6DzbZJ Key quote: "Tablets are the future - it's just obvious."
(We'll all be driving flying cars some day too. And when we do, I'll point back to this tweet as a sign of my brilliance. Just FYI.)

Tuesday 1/26

I'm having a day.
"Each individual coal car weighs 100 tons and produces 20 minutes of electricity." http://bit.ly/4TnRXB
Woke at 6 a.m. and couldn't sleep... Decided to get up and use my elliptical. For me, this is a sign of having a full-on psychotic episode.
Using my elliptical has definitely made me look 20 years younger... I haven't lost any weight, but my face has broken out.
McGraw-Hill outs Apple early: it's a tablet - http://bit.ly/9kGfTZ Heh... this guy completely doesn't care about Apple's sense of drama. :-)

Wednesday 1/27

The video of the Apple search suggesting "iPad" is pretty good. If it's a fake, it's ingenious! Just subtle enough to make you wonder. :-)
On the can, reading pre-Apple event news on my Archos 5 web tablet. Should I tag this #ironic or #symbolic?
"If you’d like to be notified when iPad will be available to order, just enter your email address in the box to the right."

Thursday 1/28

Just started watching the Apple presentation video. Goddamn Jobs looks more and more like Ghandi! He needs a white robe and walking stick.
Whoa... I hadn't heard about the beginning where Jobs calls Sony, Samsung and Nokia his bitches when it comes to "mobile devices revenues."
RT @MozMobile: Firefox for Maemo Release Candidate 3 is live! Check out what's new: http://bit.ly/aO2xWQ
Happily, it just dawned on me that "iPad" will spur competitors to use my favorite term, "NetPad" (aka cheap touch-screen netbooks). W00t!
New Blog Post - What we really wanted was a MacPad not an iPad http://goo.gl/fb/BThy

Friday 1/29

Fondled a Nexus One for the first time today. It's very nice. The hardware is slick, the software tweaks are nice, and it's pretty snappy.
RT @j_loughney: RT @tomiahonen Nokia sold more touchscreen smartphones than all iPhones in the 4th Q 2009 roughly as many QWERTY as all ...
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I totally want that little blue convertible in the movie Nine - http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/NineA_ver4.jpg
RT @rcousine: @RussB Nine-mobile is a Late 50s or early 60s Alfa Romeo Giulietta: http://tinyurl.com/yzx3xcv
@rcousine Ooh, nice! thanks! :-)
Trying to get my metal watch band back together after I took it apart to "adjust" it. This is not going to end well.
Like a couch stuck in the stairwell of a Douglas Adams novel, apparently this thing needs all four dimensions to fit in right.

Saturday 1/30

Holy crap! Just saw a commercial for MAG (http://www.mag.com) 256 person battles?!? Wow! I may have finally found a reason to buy a PS3.
Do they sell Red Bull in intravenous drip bags?
I gave up my boycott and signed up for Netflix. Tons of streaming content for my TiVo was too hard to resist.

Sunday 1/31

Watching Gilbert Gottfried's "Dirty Jokes" via Netflix. Just heard the absolute raunchiest joke I've ever heard, and it's only 10 min in!
Capture that creature and return the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!!!
"Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Thrust!!"
"So effective was the president that Fox News cut away from the broadcast 20 minutes before it ended." http://bit.ly/9rv7cl

February 2010

Monday 2/1

Amazon wants to dictate market prices, Apple wants to dictate software... What's next, digital TVs where I can't turn off Fox News?
Fabian Hemmert's presentation on "graspable digital content" is fantastic. Quick, concise and interesting: http://youtu.be/QCmsvXgxdDY
I'm addicted to California mandarin oranges! (I honestly don't think I've ever made myself sick eating too much *fruit* before now.)

Tuesday 2/2

Ran out of bedtime story material, so I downloaded "Adventure According to Humphrey" from Amazon. Instant books are *sooo* awesome!!!
I really, really wish there was a Kindle reader for my N810 or Archos 5.
@davemcclure I got your back, baby!
Decided to stream "The Colour of Magic" via Netflix. I never liked the books, and the video didn't do anything to change that opinion.
With the impulsive registration of russell.fm, I'm now back up to 50 domains. This is completely fucking ridiculous of course.
Wow... @oyinbo just told me that http://sun.com redirects to Oracle. Yep... I shouldn't be amazed, but I am.

Wednesday 2/3

Frontline is on. Apparently computers are bad. :-)

Thursday 2/4

"Heinz revamps ketchup packets" http://bit.ly/dDBAsU Finally! (It's the little things sometimes that make life better. :-) )
The great thing about working with the NSA? You don't need to give them passwords for your servers or anything.
I love the video of Spoon's "The Underdog" - http://youtu.be/q1hZVDLkJDc

Friday 2/5

Gravity.com just sent me an invite code for their beta. Usernames are limited to 12 letters. My regular username has 14. #dumb
Gravity seems to be a generic forum with foursquare-style "badges". I can think of a dozen ways which I'd improve it. Great domain though!
Argh! I wish Ubuntu wouldn't update the kernel *quite* so often. It requires a reboot and stuff *always* breaks.
The munchkin seems to be enjoying some "Tweety" movie, but pretty much any Looney Tunes cartoon made in the last 30 years *suuuucks*.
RT @simonw: Just re-read "Hey Crackhead", my favourite best of craigslist posting of all time http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/2 ...
RT @sloanb: Hey Apple, is there an app for this? Play SNES with PS3 controller on the big screen http://bit.ly/aThxZM
I made a dentist appointment for next Friday. It's been a couple years, ugh!!

Saturday 2/6

Testing posting via Mozilla Ubiquity (@mozillaubiquity). Pretty cool!
Hey @mozlabs, the link to the next version of Ubiquity isn't responding: http://ubiquity.mozilla.com/xpi/ubiquity-latest-dot-next.xpi
Can't say I'm particularly happy with my new 2TB NAS setup... Using rsync it maxes out at 1.7Mb/s over a Gigabit network. Not great.
Just realized this Mark Twain documentary I'm watching is 3½ hours long!! I'm enjoying it, but wow... I think I'll come back to it tomorrow.

Sunday 2/7

I actually just watched the last 45 minutes of a NASCAR race to see how Danica would do. (I think she's cool.)
Reinstalling Ubuntu on my media pc while watching 1776 streaming via netflix... "For God's sake John, sit down!"
Wow, Nixon had the producers of 1776 remove a song in the play which talked about conservatives... Wikipedia rules.
"Don't forget that most men with nothing would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor."
In 1776, Thomas Jefferson was 33 and John Adams was 41 (Ben Franklin was 70). It'd be 21 years before Adams was President, 25 for Jefferson.

Monday 2/8

Man, I'm in a shitty mood. Probably because I haven't seen or spoken to another human being in the past, oh, 72 hours or so...
Meg Whitman is speaking at Kepler's tonight... someone should ask her how she expects to run California after fucking up at eBay so badly.

Tuesday 2/9

I need more momentum. Had it on Friday, lost it sometime on Saturday... suck.
I'm chaperoning my son's class trip tomorrow to SF... should be very amusing. But they need me there by 8:30 a.m. Gah!
Watching "His Girl Friday"... Movies don't get much more classic than this. :-)
Trapped on a yellow school bus with three dozen 7 year olds!!! HALP!

Wednesday 2/10

Hello Joe, what do you know?

Thursday 2/11

Tells you how busy I've been that I've just *now* gotten around to trying Google Buzz... It sucks, but hey, I hate gMail too.
I have no idea why I just enabled Buzz... basically the next time I log in to gMail in like six months I'll have 18,000 'updates' waiting.
Playing whack-a-mole with dead URLs while watching Magnum P.I. streaming... yay.
Just woke up after nursemaiding a website all night... Crap I haven't done laundry.
Just saw an article about Glitch. I find it amusing the "gentleman's agreement" the press seem to have about not mentioning their split...
The most amusing thing is that Google's search suggestions for *both* Caterina and Stewart have 'divorce' as the second item. (Sshhhh!)
Apparently Silicon Valley is losing it's edge to places like (I kid you not), Huntsville, Alabama. Have they legalized evolution there yet?
I should get moving... Crap, I don't have any clean clothes. Maybe I'll wear shorts...

Friday 2/12

Using awk to analyze server log files for 404s... I am *old skool* baby. I need to grow out my beard now that it's coming in grey.
An amazing thing about watching Magnum P.I.'s first season is that I'm older now (38) than Tom Selleck was then (35). That's just not right.
The other amazing thing is how bad those shows were. :-)
Mavericks surf contest set for 8 a.m. Saturday - http://www.maverickssurf.com/

Saturday 2/13

Dear NBC: Your Olympics coverage continually sucks. I hope Comcast fires every one of you assholes.
Just zipped through my TiVoed Opening Ceremonies... Why do Canadians think they're so "nice"? Ever run into one in Europe? Total douchebags.
FYI - My maternal grandmother and extended family are Canadian. It's just when Canadians go to Europe, they become *vicious* anti-Americans.
The only exception are French Canadians in Paris. They're so surprised at the negative reception they receive, they'll befriend anyone. :-)
(I watched someone in Paris completely ignore my French Canadian travel buddy, preferring to speak to me in English. It was amazing.)
Other than that, within a beer or two, any Canadian you encounter in Europe will tell you what they *really* think about the US. Guaranteed.
While living in Spain, I met a Canadian expat - who didn't even speak Spanish - explain to me how he was "more European" than I was.
And don't get me started on those damn Canadian maple leaf patches! And the Urban Legend that Americans use them to hide their identity. FU!
Okay, ending Canadian rant. :-)
@vero Hehe. Actually, outside of Paris he got along pretty well which is how I knew his French was fine. But once we got to the city... WOW!

Sunday 2/14

@brenda09 and @mikiszikszai Thanks, but I'm pretty sure you're both referring to @publicaddress and not me. :-)
@rowansimpson You're thinking of @publicaddress, not me.
Having a lazy day.

Monday 2/15

Interesting - http://fav4.org . I tried something similar with Quintet.me - I wonder if limiting the sources makes a difference?
We started watching "Star Blazers". So great! The over-the-top drama is as captivating to my 7yo as was to me in the early 80s. :-)

Tuesday 2/16

"You found my magic taco!" - Plants Vs. Zombies rules. I can't believe it was only $3.

Wednesday 2/17

Weeeee! Robitussin! Can you believe they sell this stuff over the counter? I think I see rainbows!

Thursday 2/18

Wow, it's almost 5... Man, this cold has me laid out flat. (Well, that and all the meds I'm taking. Is that a unicorn!?!?)
Went to bed early, only to wake up at midnight. Watching Curling... the British Women's 19yo Skip (Eve Muirhead) is beautiful!!
Awesome, the free Flash-based version of Plants Vs. Zombies works on Linux. http://www.popcap.com/games/free/pvz

Friday 2/19

Wow! "Before & After" is still around! http://www.bamagazine.com/ I used to read it in college. It looks as good now as it did then!
The new Wall Street movie actually doesn't look bad: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/wallstreetmoneyneversleeps/

Saturday 2/20

Found out yesterday that MeeGo is standardizing on RPM and dropping Deb/Apt . I haven't stopped swearing and throwing things yet.

Sunday 2/21

I spent *all* day playing Defense Grid - a kickass "tower defense" game on XBox 360. http://defensegrid.hiddenpath.com/ Insanely addicting.
I could care less about hockey, but I'd love to see USA beat Canada. Simply so I can be a dick about it. :-)

Monday 2/22

Playing with the Twitter Stream API: "curl -s -d track=hockey http://stream.twitter.com/1/statuses/filter.json -uUSER:PASS"

Tuesday 2/23

Jesse Schell’s talk on the future of games - http://bit.ly/bJVViA "There are more Farmville users than Twitter accounts."
RT @NokiaResearch: Nokia Conversations posted a video of NRC's Explore and Share. Very cool. http://bit.ly/clHuSZ
Wow! The Last Airbender movie is looking more and more *awesome*!!! http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/thelastairbender/
Which Element are you? http://www.thelastairbendermovie.com/element/ (Water Tribe Rules!!) ;-)

Wednesday 2/24

I'm having a day. (Note the conspicuous lack of the word 'good'.)

Friday 2/26

W00t! Angry Birds Level Pack 1 for the N900 is back on Ovi Store: http://store.ovi.com/content/23857 Purchased!

March 2010

Monday 3/1

Wow, Sunday's Dilbert has captured my life to perfection... http://bit.ly/cB0A8k
Archos 7 Web Tablet for $179... Very cool! I love my Archos 5, I'll definitely be getting the larger version. http://bit.ly/cP2cgr

Tuesday 3/2

If the world was crazy, you know what I'd do? I'd walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe...
I'd fly through the ground and I'd skip through the air, I'd run down the bathtub and bathe on the stairs...
And the greatest of men would be silly and lazy. So I would be king... if the world was crazy.
OK Go! Great video! (Good song too). http://youtu.be/qybUFnY7Y8w

Wednesday 3/3

"Ubuntu introduces new theme and branding" http://bit.ly/dcdv3Z The new logo and colors are nice, but moving the min/max/close buttons?!?!
I can never understand lyrics. Latest example is OK Go's "This too shall pass." Do you understand a single word? I don't. It's just mumbles.

Thursday 3/4

The boy is reading a book where Alexander Graham Bell is mentioned, this led to Wikipedia where I discovered Bell's birthday is today! Wow!
Just found a "wheat penny" from 1926 in my pocket. Haven't seen one of those in a while... It's made of 95% copper, 5% tin and zinc... :-)
A while ago I started wiring my custom news reader and blog code together with PuSH to make a personal microblog tool. I should finish it.
RT @NokiaResearch: NRC Developed "Terminal Mode" Announced http://bit.ly/bhFGoR
RT @jkretch: Sweet tilt-shift style Short film of New York City. "Sandpit" by Sam O'Hare: http://su.pr/2CiEzs
Having troubles navigating the 4th dimension today.

Friday 3/5

The garlic-butter-spaghetti-with-chicken-and-vegetables dinner idea sounded good earlier. I think I'm going to go into a coma now.
Went to bed early, woke up at midnight again. Watching All The President's Men for the millionth time... Every year it becomes more insane.

Saturday 3/6

RT @derricks: So what is the highest-scoring word in the iPhone game WordCrasher's dictionary? Here's some guesses (OWP post): http://bi ...
Tried WordCrasher (http://www.wordcrasher.com/game/about.html via @derricks). It always amazes me how *nice* iPhone apps are.
Bought conditioner to use on my longish hair... I now look like a six foot grey Muppet. I'm an inch from shaving it all off again.
Battlefield: Bad Company 2 multiplayer is down and @officialbfbc2 hasn't updated their status in 3 hours.

Sunday 3/7

Just tried Battlefield multiplayer again, no joy. Just a message to check @officialbfbc2 - which hasn't updated in 7 hours. Epic Fail...
I guess I could do my taxes since I can't play Battlefield... Or maybe I'll just take another nap. Or play MW2... Or shave my head.
Non-stop excitement here in the Beattie apartment during non-parenting weeks, I tell you.
Ubuntu, I love you... but really, I don't need a kernel update every 2 weeks. Really.
Ahh, Google updated Chrome on Linux. Let's see if they've bothered to fix the font rendering yet... Nope. Still looks like shit. (Amazing).
Ah-ha! When "Smoothing" is set to anything besides "Subpixel (LCDs)" in gnome-appearance-properties, GtkSetting's "gtk-xft-rgba" is unset.

Monday 3/8

Oh my starry eyed surprise, sundown to sunrise. Dance all night, we gonna dance all night, dance all night to this DJ.
@vero Hey! Just saw Alfred on Lifehacker... I didn't know you were doing a project like that, cool! I'll have to switch from QuickSilver.

Thursday 3/11

New Blog Post - Drinking from the Firehose http://goo.gl/fb/mQjk
New Blog Post - Drinking from the Firehose http://goo.gl/fb/mQjk

Friday 3/12

Playing with attention phases... Excuse the dupes.
New Blog Post - Drinking from the Firehose http://goo.gl/fb/mQjk
Just checked out my credit score. Not good. The perils of failing at a startup...
I really need to lose weight and save money this year. So far, the trends both seem to be going in opposite directions.
On Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 2 a.m., Daylight Saving Time begins in the United States. (GAH!!!)
Downloading your last year's bank statements as a spreadsheet is an eye-opening experience. Did I really spend $170 eating jerk chicken?
Mmmm.... jerk chicken. Now I'm hungry.
It's 3 a.m. Do you know where your sanity is?
Someone needs to take my credit cards away from me before I cave and buy another Apple product... aaaaaaggghhhhh.
It's 3 p.m. Have you found your sanity yet?

Saturday 3/13

Went to Jeffrey's for burgers tonight with the boy. Parked next to a Beemer with "MOZILLA" as the license plate. Any idea who that was?
@charleshood Ahh, cool! That's it! I thought of her actually, but I didn't see anyone with half a head of hair...
My phone is seriously pissing me off today. Not sure if it's the network or the handset, but it won't connect to cellular data.
While shopping for a birthday present today, I picked up the box set of Settler's of Catan... Will try to decipher it later.
The gorgeous Pizza My Heart girl is back!!! W00t!

Monday 3/15

Picked up a pack of BuckyBalls today at Cheeky Monkey Toys. http://www.getbuckyballs.com/ Very, very fun.

Tuesday 3/16

"I could have been a sailor, could have been a cook. A real live lover, could have been a book..." http://iLike.com/s/6vv
"Helium’s rarity on Earth and relative abundance in America are cosmic and planetary accidents." http://bit.ly/aIAOCI
"'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs, from ten thousand lightning bugs, as they tried to teach me how to dance..." http://youtu.be/psuRGfAaju4

Thursday 3/18

The Census forms seem a bit complex, and most people are idiots. Are we really using subjective results to measure the population in 2010?!?
Spaniards are considered 'other Hispanics' on the Census!? Spain has more in common with France than any latin American country.
Said good morning to Doug and Kavita. She said "How are you?" Then walked out.

Saturday 3/20

Someone really needs to tell Michigan State that there's 50 other state colleges out there...
I'll give you $100 to come to my apartment and clean my kitchen.

Monday 3/22

1) Affordable Health Care For America Act will stop insurance companies from denying coverage to Americans with pre-existing conditions.
2) In most states, one insurance company owns a majority of the market. Increased competition will save tens of billions of dollars.
3) 32 million Americans who are now uninsured will be covered.
4) 96% of Americans will be covered while reducing the deficit.
5) Improving Medicare: Extending it's solvency 5 years, reducing errors and eliminating donut hole for prescription drugs.
Ok... I need to do laundry, clean the kitchen and do a stack of paperwork... I think I'm going to play some more BC2 instead.
The White Stripes Under Great White Northern Lights - http://bit.ly/aDezZg (This looks great).

Tuesday 3/23

Opera Mini: Time since submitted to Apple App store - http://is.gd/aU8g6

Wednesday 3/24

I knew this, but it's fun to rediscover stuff like hexadecimal IP addresses: http://0x455DC31A
My server freaks out when you give it just a big 32 bit number (it does resolve, however, if you ping it): http://1163772698
Spent the last couple hours watching a bunch of episodes of Pawn Stars on on Demand. I think it's fascinating - the negotiations, etc.
Feeling like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdcFYNe9U7A

Saturday 3/27

Still shaking my head over the Novarra deal... That could have been Mowser had I secured funding. Urgh.

Sunday 3/28

Wow, the Australian F1 race is being broadcast live here. Still not sure I see the attraction, but it's interesting to see it in action...

Monday 3/29

The PokeWalker is brilliant! It gives points for moving around, used to capture Pokemon. My kid didn't want to stop running at the park! :-)
RT @jeresig: Just got the V8 shell to build. Grab the code and run: scons mode=release snapshot=on library=static sample=shell

Tuesday 3/30

"Apple boycotts Fox News because of Glenn Beck" http://bit.ly/bPESYQ (Suddenly, I like Apple a lot more!)
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

Wednesday 3/31

Using a broiler pan for the first time in my life. I had no idea until recently what it was used for... :-)
I have to admit: I didn't order an iPad, but I really, really want one.
I stopped reading Twitter and Facebook in my newsreader... it's now a write-only system. I can honestly say my quality of life is better.

April 2010

Thursday 4/1

Now I understand why Christians are anti-choice - they're afraid their priests won't have a good supply of children to molest...
My two word review of the Nintendo DSi XL: "Too big". That may seem obvious given the name, but it's just not comfortable to hold.
RT @NokiaResearch: We're happy to announce the launch of Nokia Research Center's new Chinese Language blog, which will be covering... ht ...

Friday 4/2

Mozilla/5.0 (iPad; U; CPU OS 3_2 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/531.21.10 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0.4 Mobile/7B366 Safari/531.21.10
The weird thing about that Apple iPad User-Agent? It was from some stalker who found my blog searching for Steve Jobs house. :-)
The request originated from 67.180.249.134 on March 26th at 8:32 pm. I wonder who had an iPad over a week early? Was Steve Googling himself?
RT @michaelg That UA is from the iPad simulator on SDK 3.2 beta 5. [Aah, thanks!]
Arrgh! Ubuntu's new default window controls are going to move to the left like a Mac. YUUUUUCK.... http://bit.ly/dpHaus
New Blog Post - Welcome to the future: Mag+ on the iPad http://goo.gl/fb/Ujs3f

Saturday 4/3

I should have pre-ordered an iPad... I'm getting that MUST HAVE NEW GADGET sensation. Maybe I'll jump in line in Palo Alto tonight.. (not).
Lying on the couch occasionally checking Twitter for when the iPad line dies down in Palo Alto. Could be a few hours.
TiVoed ManU v. Chelsea match... You'd think with a match this important, they'd find some decent referees. First goal was sweet though.
RT @augustjoki: No more line at palo alto. Come and get it.
There's the tweet I was waiting for... :-)
Damn. There's still a little line in Palo Alto... Nice day for standing outside though.
Using my Nokia N900 in line... A little worried about getting attacked by the zealots.
Actually, I got a look of pity instead. Ahh the zealots.
People are waiting for the 32GBs which are apparently in short supply.
Badabang. On my way home with da Pad. That was easy.
Greeting with an iTunes logo. Pulling out my dusty Windows PC. Now updating iTunes... So far, the out-of-box experience isn't great. :-)
Still updating/syncing my iPhone... haven't plugged it into iTunes for 8 months or so...
Yep the iPad is frigin' awesome. It's astoundingly nice to use. So cool.
I have to admit, it feels a bit heavy. Maybe I'm just used to my smaller tablets... But for couch use a 7" screen might be more comfortable.

Sunday 4/4

@georgechen I'm not kidding at all. The iPad is astounding. Did you see Marvel's comic reader app? Sooooo nice.
The iBooks app is a lot nicer than Amazon's Kindle iPad app, but I'd rather buy from Amazon in hopes of cross platform support.
The USA Today iPad app is like stepping into the future - very clean. The AP app is horribly ugly though, and the NYT app is bland.
Old habits die hard... I'm reading my morning news on my laptop as per normal. 1) I love using Ubuntu. 2) Multi-tasking 3) Desk for food.
Craving Krispy Kreme donuts. Not just in a box, but hot and fresh from The Machine.
Watching a documentary on Joan Baez... She was (is) so beautiful!
The iPad desperately needs multi-tasking.
Safari doesn't support passwords in URLs, nor does it remember Basic Auth usernames and passwords. Pain to use my custom news reader.
Want to play "Words with Friends" with me? My username is russellbeattie. :-)

Monday 4/5

Watching the original Hitchhiker's Guide BBC series...
@joehewitt You should check out that Frontline documentary on the millennial generation. Multitasking is key to them, not geeky.
@ethauvin I bought at least 10 digital comics yesterday because of how nice Marvel's iPad app is. So gorgeous.

Tuesday 4/6

RT @NokiaResearch: Director of NRC Hollywood to be on panel in the 2010 NAB Show's Augmented Reality Super Session http://bit.ly/dvni1a
I hate Duke. Go Butler!!
I bought this foam Kensington netbook sleeve at Fry's today for my iPad - it fits great! http://bit.ly/dbMfqS
There's no crying in baseball!!
Wow, this tip on iPad CSS Orientation (Landscape vs Portrait) also works on the N900. Very cool to watch it work. http://bit.ly/cRRTqp

Wednesday 4/7

I just saw the Barca v. Arsenal highlights. Messi is unstoppable... That last goal is amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_iYAWt5YGs
Amazon's new Simple Notification Service http://aws.amazon.com/sns/ Very cool... I can think of a zillion things to do with it.
RT @jonprice: "the frightening thing for his opponents is that Messi is better than PlayStation." http://bit.ly/bmS98X

Thursday 4/8

Reading "Predictably Irrational" on my iPad. It's well written and has some really great insights based on actual research.
If we have 3 choices and 2 are similar, chances are you'll discount the odd one and decide between the other two. OMG! It's Apple marketing!
FYI: If you're trying to edit a TextArea on your iPad (or iPhone), you have to use two fingers to scroll. (I had to look that up...)
Hear that? It's the sound of regret. Yet again.
Hmm... What part of Apple's "multitasking" is actually multitasking?
Why do Finland's schools get the best results? http://bit.ly/cKz7xj

Friday 4/9

In my unhappy place. Stay out.
Playing the new Blur demo on Xbox Live... Very fun. Like Mario Kart with real cars.:-)

Saturday 4/10

Found my happy place.
My iPad has cut my hand. Twice. But I can't figure out how! I don't feel any sharp areas... Anyone else?

Sunday 4/11

Just saw How to Train Your Dragon with the munchkin - very fun movie. Highly recommended!
Just read that Democrats could lose 70 seats in November! Gah! So many stupid people voting Republican... Like a never ending zombie attack!
Checking out the Masters. The weather in Georgia looks gorgeous! I loved it when I lived there... Too bad it was filled with Southerners.
Having a very mellow Sunday. Laundry and video games... Since it's raining, it's guilt free too!

Monday 4/12

Dear Mind and Body: Please start trying to work together on the sleep thing, hey? A little coordination would be great. Thanks.
I've read the articles and about page of TweetUp.com like 5 times and I'm still not sure exactly what it is... I trust Bill Gross though.

Tuesday 4/13

Congrats Opera!!! Way to stare down that bully in Cupertino! :)
RT @NokiaResearch: NRC launches public pilot of Nokia Internet Pulse http://bit.ly/bgEpke

Wednesday 4/14

Cat plays with iPad. That is all. http://bit.ly/ctekWL (Awesome!)
Nokia is hiring! http://bit.ly/9A399G
Journeys to the International Space Station - The Big Picture - Boston.com http://shar.es/mtgI6

Thursday 4/15

The economy is recovering, everyone now gets health care, and 47% of Americans pay NO taxes... Yet Democat approval is going down? Idiots.
Obama needs to start a war somewhere to boost his ratings. (I vote for taking over Texas).
Watching Ev's Chirp keynote via Justin.tv's stream on my N900 using Flash. And writing this... (Suck it, iPhone).
@lordbodak Oh please. Fuuuuuck off. http://bit.ly/bwHmij
OMG! Ben Folds did a Chatroulette video live during a concert! I hadn't seen it! So cool... http://youtu.be/LfamTmY5REw
Apple rejected Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonist's app because it "ridicules public figures". http://bit.ly/cuwgSg
(And yet I still gave those fucking fascists in Cupertino $500 for an iPad... Who's the bigger asshole? Not sure.)
Oof - Ning should have sold back when it was hot. Lesson: Don't join companies started by billionaires, they don't care about exits.

Friday 4/16

Amazing. 100 years ago, people considered this guy to be shockingly obese enough to be in a sideshow: http://bit.ly/aYjb8f
The government can sue Goldman Sachs!?!? Impossible. I thought we outlawed that or something. Must be a mistake.
Heh. I had no idea until right now that the .epub format is just a version of XHTML 1.1. Nice.

Monday 4/19

I've spent *hours* on the couch this weekend playing 'tower defense' style games on my iPad. I think I've found a new level of sloth.
Hey Steve, I hate to break it to you but copy/paste on the iPad sucks. If I touch any text for a microsecond too long it activates. Aargh!
Night Owls Rule!!! http://bit.ly/aEOxBB :-)

Tuesday 4/20

Thrifty Watch Phone - http://bit.ly/ct2h6g OMG!!! $95?!? THIS IS THE COOLEST GADGET EVER!! Nokia totally needs to make one of these!

Wednesday 4/21

New Blog Post - My Lego iPad Stand http://goo.gl/fb/fMA8A
Watching Dr. Horrible for the first time... Not sure if I'm enjoying it, but Felicia Day is beautiful.
"Manic Pixie Dream Girl" is a movie archetype? That explains most of my favorite movies. http://bit.ly/ezSOD
If you bought stock the day iPhone launched in 2007, you would have ~ doubled your money on APPL, broke even on GOOG, and lost half on NOK.
New Blog Post - My Bionicle iPad Stand http://goo.gl/fb/LWBeK

Friday 4/23

Very cool - five siblings playing Rhapsody in Blue on grand pianos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bZ0gBBZnCI
I just realized that I pronounce 'nuclear' differently depending on whether I'm talking about energy or weapons. (The latter like an idiot).

Saturday 4/24

Recouping in the hospital for an extra day after my tonsilectomy/deviated septum/uvulaectomy surgery yesterday. #pain

Sunday 4/25

Home.

Monday 4/26

Thinking of starting a new religion based around liquid Vicodin and Cream of Wheat.

Tuesday 4/27

Watching the publisher of Valleywag getting thoroughly legally and financially fucked by Apple is going to be the highlight of my year.
I'm sooooo miserable today. It's that proverbial "third day" after surgery when discomfort peaks. Everything hurts. Ugh.

Wednesday 4/28

Wow, just saw the Palm news. Seems interesting... Full of meeds... I wish I could think clearer about it. Could WebOS power HP's tablets?

Thursday 4/29

I just had soup. This isn't a status update as much as it's a list of accomplishments for the day. Back to bed.

Friday 4/30

A week after my surgery and I'm still in considerable pain and can't eat or drink. The bright side (sorta) is I've lost 20 pounds already.

May 2010

Saturday 5/1

Got my nose splints out today... Ever see that scene in Total Recall where Ahnold wraps his head in a towel? Pretty much like that.
Finally got smart about how I upgrade Ubuntu: Grabbed the 'alternate' .iso via Bittorrent, mounted it and ran the upgrade locally. Snap!
RT @beloken: Change Lucid's ( Ubuntu 10.04) window buttons back to the right corner - http://bit.ly/cz8wWJ
gconftool -s /apps/metacity/general/button_layout -t string menu:minimize,maximize,close

Sunday 5/2

Go Celtics!
Checking out the Gowalla iPad app. Designed nicely... not sure if I really want to really support a company so proud to be from Texas.
Crap... Tylenol 3 with codeine gives me insomnia. No pain, but I'm staring at the ceiling even though I'm tired.
@jbrogers Really? Texas sucks mostly because of its horrible people, but the polluted environment and crappy weather are close seconds.
@jbrogers ... Right-wing school boards, gun-toting hate groups, fundamentalist wackos, corrupt government, non-contributing big-business
@jbrogers 51st state of HS grad, 1st in uninsured children & uninsured, gets more in Fed tax money than it generates (and bitches about it!)
@jbrogers Should I go on? I can... Texas is this giant cesspool sitting in the center of the country spewing out Enrons and Bushes. Ugh.
@jbrogers Hah! Sorry for the litany... There's been a lot of Cal vs. Tex in the news lately, and it's apparently starting to bug me. :-)
I hate to bust the little guy software devs, but Scrabble for the iPad is much better than Words with Friends...
I'm so proud of my parents! They're off on the cross-country RV trip they've been talking about taking for 20 years! They sound *happy*. :-)

Tuesday 5/4

Just ordered $80 worth of socks from http://www.goldtoe.com - Which goes to show you don't need fancy HTML for a good e-commerce site. :-)
I'm a little neti pot, short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout. When you want to clean your snout, stick me in and pour me out!
New Last Airbender website/trailer: http://bit.ly/9vBr7d I can't *wait* for this movie!
58 Days, 9 hours, 17 minutes, 13 seconds. W00t! Water Tribe Rules! :-) #TheLastAirbender
@ethauvin I really hope he doesn't screw it up. If he doesn't, it could be the best trilogy since Star Wars. Have you seen the originals?
@ethauvin Avatar: The Last Airbender is on Netflix streaming - all three seasons, you should definitely watch them. Sooooo good!

Wednesday 5/5

I almost hate to speak out, lest the Mormon's fund a proposition against it, but I love my neti pot. Oh, baby! Gimme some more moisture!
There's a DropBox client for Linux! It runs as an actual daemon and integrates with Nautilus (and respects things like symbolic links). WOW!
Imagine if files.ovi.com worked as cleanly as Dropbox? Avvenu was doing this basic stuff 5 years ago... it's a bit sad, really.
Just found out that when I linked my Twitter updates to my Yahoo! profile, it started updating my status in Y! Messenger. I had no idea!

Thursday 5/6

Hooked up my ThinkFree Bluetooth keyboard to my iPad just to try it out... it works great! The iPad even fits in the little stand! Coolness.
Yahoo! Finance just returned a blank page to me. Incredible. First time I've seen something like that from Y!
@karllong Do you own one? If you did you'd change your mind. I'm definitely *not* a fan boy, and I think the iPad is the future.
@karllong 140 characters aren't enough. Web, games, books, media, always-on instant access, Exchange email (w/push), maps, and more.
@karllong My netbooks (2 of them) sit here collecting dust. The iPad is comfortable, fast, fun and functional. Total game changer.

Friday 5/7

What iPads Did To My Family - Chuck's Blog http://bit.ly/c51Ouz (He's got it spot on.)
I'm at work in Palo Alto for the SDForum Mobile Internet SIG meeting http://bit.ly/bkJnrc - Topic MeeGo! Anyone else coming?
Watching @hmason 's Bit.ly presentation at Web 2.0 (lounging on my couch using TiVo's YouTube support. Posting via my iPad... Yay tech!)
I haven't played with Amazon Web Services for a while... the web console is freakin' cool. Want a new EC2 server? Click. Done. Insane.
They've added the Block Storage stuff, but I'm not sure how to use it yet so that I don't lose everything when I bring an instance down.
Oh, cooool. http://alestic.com/ Alestic has images already set up for Ubuntu using EBS. Very, very interesting!

Saturday 5/8

@octopuce I noticed that! Very, very cool. A lot better than a couple years ago without EBS.
Old Navy's pricing on kid's shorts is insane. $15 a pair for my 8 year old? They're nuts. Target has the right price. No more than $10.
Holy CRAP. I'm never using a photocopier again. Ever. http://bit.ly/bSB6gM
@caaarlo Congratulations!!!
The munchster is back after a 3 week break due to my surgery... He's eating a healthy lunch and watching Pokemon while I lounge. #Happy !
I've been testing the latest Chrome for Ubuntu - I may be finally ready to switch from Firefox. It really is noticeably faster.

Sunday 5/9

I can't imagine a better way to express smug superiority combined with general hatred for your fellow man than believing in 'the rapture'.
Happy Mom's Day! (If you're a Mom... :-) )

Monday 5/10

The munchkin and I have just started the '39 Clues' series... Seems, um, elaborate.
"This little maneuver is entirely ill-conceived. Well done."

Tuesday 5/11

I want a Jeep, a Golden Retriever and a house w/ a deck where I can sip Maxwell House while watching the sunrise. So cliche yet so far away.
Watching my TiVoed Big Bang Theory... I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. "Wait? What? What are you doing with.... What!?" Tears, seriously..
That Heineken commercial's music is "Mexican Dogs" by Cold War Kids - http://youtu.be/jHVsC1rLl9Y That riff is great, the song not so much.
Nokia Corp. to move most Bay Area operations into Sunnyvale Town Center http://is.gd/c3Lni (via @j_loughney)
@pacificleo Hey! You're the first person to use the Twitter box on my site! Which made me realize it doesn't include a URL. What framework?

Wednesday 5/12

Wow - Google Docs' new editor is pretty slick (if completely insane). It feels as responsive as native app in Chrome. http://bit.ly/9H96cA
RT @gnat: Dan Barker knows how to handle Fox anchors. http://bit.ly/chGKki (via @boingboing)
People need to stop bitching and just think of Facebook as similar to a public weblog. I made everything public a while ago. Done.
@1Zashby Sadly, I've since subscribed to Netflix... Apparently I'm not a man of much conviction. ;-) Those pop-ups still piss me off though.
I'm starting to get excited about HTML5. Some of the stuff (footer?) is dumb, but the form types *rock*. Check out Twitter Search in Chrome.
Why Invisible Gorillas Matter § Seed Magazine http://bit.ly/ba0JQp
Sorry Firefox, I've decided to use Chrome from now on. It's just faster and cleaner all around. Just wish the tabs were in the normal spot.
Had an idea today: Set up an Amazon EC2 server with just a proxy on it which filters out ads - for iPads. Call it "PAdBlock.com"
The amount of spam getting through to my email lately has been nuts. SpamAssassin and block lists aren't keeping up.
Trying to download Portal via Steam for Mac with no joy. Their server's are being crushed it seems. (Rightly so, Portal rocks!)
@derricks Actually, if you refresh the site a few times, you can get the installer which is working fine. And Portal is *free*!!! :-)
"We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one..."

Thursday 5/13

The Apple "What is iPad" ad is scary because it's *all true*. http://youtu.be/fihOmQY-JxY

Friday 5/14

I'm thinking it'll be another Lakers/Celtics final like a couple years ago... With the same results of course. :-)
I played that 18000 Hz Sine Wave and I didn't hear a thing, my son however heard it from across the room. Crazy! http://bit.ly/ctdZen
Ubuntu is getting wacky. The nav bar debacle may be the final straw. I'm seriously considering checking out Fedora and moving over.

Saturday 5/15

Watching a documentary about Scrabble... These guys are nuts!
I'm starting to question Steve Jobs mental state. Seriously. The random emails are weird. Imagine any other major CEO doing that?
Looking at Craigslist... I really want a Jeep, but I don't need or want two vehicles. Hmmm.
Watching "How The States Got Their Shapes" on the History Channel and it's actually very interesting. Learning a lot.
Test: What is the 48th state? In other words what was the last state in the continental U.S.?
KS, NE, SD and ND were mandated to be 3 degrees in height. CO, WY and MT: 4 degrees. And CO, WY, SD, ND, OR and WA are all ~7 degrees wide.

Sunday 5/16

@edbott You win! Now isn't ironic that one of the last places to be officially part of the US is so resistant of others doing the same? ;-)
Wow, just heard about Elgg - an open source social network app written in PHP - it looks pretty slick actually. http://elgg.org
Off to meet up shortly with the enigmatic @martinlittle in Palo Alto. Hmm... what's open at 10 at night downtown? Not sure...
"By the way, what have you done that's so great? Do you create anything, or just criticize others work and belittle their motivations?"-S.J.
Not sure to be impressed by this Javascript NES emulator, or astounded that in 2010 this is barely possible. http://bit.ly/9RTTUQ
An NES had a CPU with only 4,000 transistors running at 1.79Mhz with 16k of RAM, and 16k of Video RAM.
My laptop has a CPU w/ 167,000,000 transistors, 1.83Ghz and 2Gb of RAM. The levels of abstraction sucking away that power is astounding.
And the NES emulator still can't play sound!!! Ok... sorry... </rant>
Wait, one more - a modern laptop has 41,000 times as many transistors and 62,000 times as much memory as an NES. INSANE!!!
RT @sesamestreet: Jim Henson passed away 20 years ago today. Jim, we still miss you.
@martinlittle Totally agree... 5 YEARS!!!!! I still can't believe it. Seems like yesterday in many ways.
@martinlittle How did you do? Anyone pull you out of the race in the last 200m? ;-)
@martinlittle I can't believe you woke up well before 8 a.m. to do that... Especially after our midnight sliders. Ugh!!!
@derricks But that's totally my point! Even with interpreted code, in a browser, on a GUI, it *still* should be trivial/fast, no?
@jonprice Rondo seems to be getting a little selfish lately. He's a play maker, but he's not a Jordan either - I hope he remembers that.
@jonprice Gah! Thanks for tweeting about the Celts! I just realized they're playing now!!! I thought it was 3p.m. PST, not EST!
Go Celts! Nice 15 point lead now - I'd love to see that continue!
"Your boss is a frightening man." You know, if I really think about it, my main goal in life is to become a frightening man.
Tweaking my spam settings. My server gets an average of 460 spam attempts an hour, or 7.6 every minute. Assholes.
Celts baby!! W00t!

Monday 5/17

Some of these RBL lists are useless as they generate so many false positives. Yeah, sure, I'll get zero spam if they block everything.
@ultramookie Oh, I've got like a dozen random ones in there... And zen gets a little crazy and blocks Yahoo! and Facebook once in a while.
Wow, it's a very, very mellow Sunday evening. (Where "mellow" == "boring as hell")
Inspired by @martinlittle, I'm watching "So I Married an Axe Murderer", mostly for Mike Meyer's impression of his Scottish father. :-D
"Look at the size that boy's head! I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick!"
Calif. bill would block Texas textbook changes: http://bit.ly/cYSmo8 NICE! Those Religious Right Tea Party Wackjobs can go fuck themselves.
I was trying to get a handle on this week early, but it broke off. So now I'm trying to grab it from the sides, and it's really awkward.
New Blog Post - My Sleep Graph http://goo.gl/fb/HPUdc
Today is the munchkin's 8th Birthday!! We're taking him "indoor skydiving" today after school to celebrate. :-D http://iflysfbay.com/

Tuesday 5/18

You know, "JavaScript" is trademarked by Sun (now Oracle), and ECMAScript is fugly. Has anyone considered "OpenScript" as a better name?

Wednesday 5/19

And then Kris says, "How is it we're the only ones on the conference call...?" Urgh! It was moved! Exchange needs a friggin' beat down.
How 'bout them Celts!! W00t!
Apparently there's a Yahoo! alumni dinner tonight. I thought of stopping by, but then I remembered that all my Y! co-workers hated me. :-D
@ultramookie Then you must never have worked with me. :-)

Thursday 5/20

My friend Jonathan needs a server-side dev for his startup in SF. Know anyone? http://bit.ly/dqrNVf
RT @NokiaResearch: Nokia and CE4A Release Nokia Research Center's Terminal Mode Technology Spec http://bit.ly/amXgSh

Friday 5/21

The Nike "Write the Future" commercial is awesome. (Too bad Ronaldinho isn't actually on the Brazil squad.) http://youtu.be/idLG6jh23yE
Node.js is such a well made project. On a new server, I simply installed build essentials and git-core, and it compiled and ran instantly.
I like 1:23 a.m. It's a good time. 3:21 a.m. however is my nemesis. If I can't sleep and see that time, I know I'm pretty much screwed.
@omarh Heh. Congrats (again)!
The Google Pac-Man page got me, I'll admit. Is that Flash? Javascript?
Nope, not Flash - it's playable on my iPad. (No sound tho). Hello HTML5, how you doin'?
Jupiter's Ganymede is the largest moon in the solar system (it's bigger than Mercury). Saturn's Titan is 2nd if you don't count clouds.
Heh, if you insert two coins, you get Ms. Pac-Man as well. Just played my first two-handed version of the game, ever. :-)
Wow, O'Reilly eBooks are all $9.99 today only. Just bought "JavaScript: The Good Parts" for my iPad which is normally $24. Nice!
Complete list of O'Reilly eBooks: http://oreilly.com/store/ebooks-complete.html
@timoreilly Great deal today on eBooks! I just bought one, but FYI, your servers are running dog slow. I've yet to successfully download it.
Oh! - G's Pac-Man isn't HTML5, it's just image sprites moving around in the DOM. Here's the Javascript: http://pastebin.com/enyeHeKg
@Wufoo I'm seeing serious lag problems - I can't edit my forms at all. Please fix. :-)
Tomorrow is “Take Your Children to the Park… And Leave Them There Day.” http://bit.ly/bD8mO1 ... Interesting!
The munchkin time is quickly approaching!! T minus 1.5 hours!

Saturday 5/22

@Ross Heh... My son just turned 8 too, and I had the same thought about car seats. Turns out CA law says >6yo or >60lbs don't need a seat.
For my next trick, I'm going to magically shift my sleeping patterns 4 hours backwards. Behold!!
Every time my iPad's browser crashes (which is often enough to mention it), I think, "Screw you, Jobs" Can't wait for the HP Slate.
Let's get this party started, right? Let's get this party started quickly, right?

Sunday 5/23

I am TOTALLY adding Velcro to my iPad! Awesome idea!! :-) http://bit.ly/aChtxY

Monday 5/24

Yoshi!! I missed you little guy! #smg2
You've got to get yourself together You've got stuck in a moment And now you can't get out of it http://bit.ly/bPiTya
All these new .ly domains... who knew that Libya had so many startups.
Kensington is now selling their netpad sleeve as an iPad sleeve: http://us.kensington.com/html/7157.html (Didn't even change the web page!)

Tuesday 5/25

Just a reminder: Meg Whitman is an incompetent jackass.
Version of 'sw-release': RX-51_2009SE_3.2010.02-8_PR_MR0 Sending xloader image (14 kB)...
PR 1.2 and my N900 don't get along. Won't recognize my SIM... Will have to re-install in the morning.
It helps if you install the correct version of the N900 release: V10.2010.19-1 Much better! (Almost had to use a Symbian phone today!! UGH!)
I'm having N900 PR1.2 Qt issues: "... packages have unmet dependencies: python2.5-qt4: Depends: python2.5-qt4-assistant (= 4.7-maemo7)"

Wednesday 5/26

I'm not tired.
"Most tinfoil and saran wrap boxes have little push-in tabs on the sides. Push them in, the roll won't fall out..." OMG!!! Who knew?!?!
Set your browser's homepage to a random Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
This ad for the "own voice" sat-nav stuff from Nokia very cute (whether I work there or not): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GpZEDisOu4
MeeGo v1.0 Core Software Platform & Netbook User Experience project release http://bit.ly/bxo2qB
"Platforms with the GMA-500, Nvidia, or ATI Graphics chipset are not supported." You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Wired Introduces Adobe-Built IPad Edition http://bit.ly/aGcN63
The freakin' Wired iPad edition includes all the video and is *huge*. Christ, I could get the dead-tree edition sent to me faster.
HOLY FRIGIN' ADS. Wired is *packed* with full page ads. Which is just like the print magazine, but wow... I paid $5 for this?!?
Really, Wired's iPad edition is like going *back* in time - when people thought putting a PDF of their brochure online was good enough.
If I can't copy/paste text, then it's *not text*.
It's official, Apple is the new Microsoft. (I feel much better disliking Apple now. Phew!)

Thursday 5/27

I have iBook, Kindle, Kobo and now Barnes & Noble's eReader on my iPad. I like the competition, but not sure which to choose.
Good morning.

Friday 5/28

Still working a giant box of ice pops I bought for my tonsilectomy... Just cut my lip on the plastic. Dammit! Hate that!

Saturday 5/29

iPad tip: If you're trying to access a public wifi hotspot with a web based password (like at a campground) you may need to allow popups.

June 2010

Tuesday 6/1

The shiny yellow thing made my skin all pink and hurty. I don't think I want to go to the big green and blue room any more...
Apparently my new neighbors moved in over the weekend. And they're REALLY FUCKING LOUD. #ihatemyapartment

Wednesday 6/2

I'm very awake. Urgh.
Good morning, sports fans! Today is the day we begin the rest of our lives... Are you ready?
There was never an "unlimited" plan if you read the contract. The only thing AT&T has done is stop lying to their customers.
Windows Embedded Compact 7 http://bit.ly/btoWXo My god, Microsoft... can you possibly get any worse at naming your products?
I missed the news last week about Google's new trading floor. Talk about insider info! Aggregated global search terms? http://bit.ly/c6JpgG
Ooh - this is a really nice iPad wallpaper: http://www.ipadwalls.com/bright-green
That Guatemalan sink hole absolutely blows my mind. http://bit.ly/a5NurH
RT @janole: Why are there so many apps missing on S60 that you see on the iPhone & Android? Nokia/Symbian's future is uncertain and heav ...
Dear MeeGo Tablet developers, I have two words for you: Portrait. Mode. Thanks!
RT @JerryBrown2010: Please help by passing the new ad on to your friends and family. http://bit.ly/by5aqP
RT @chansearrington: @RussB MeeGo will support portrait mode so this shouldn't be an issue

Thursday 6/3

Almost 5 years after Nokia started shipping the 770 web tablet, Dell is making headlines selling the Streak. It's sad on so many levels...
It'd be really fun to see what would happen if we changed the size/weight of various sports balls... a 4' soccer ball or a 40lb football.
I've had to use Windows 7 a few times lately and I have to say, it really doesn't suck. Lots of things have been cleaned and fixed.

Friday 6/4

Go Celts!!
Not happy. #beatla
I should do laundry. I don't want to, but I should do it.
Thanks to Wikipedia I now know that Nikki Haley shares exactly the same age and birthday as me. Weird.
I wonder if I'll ever get around to coding up a prototype for my 'killer app' I've had floating around in my head for the past few years..?
I think I may have just finished reading the entire Internet. Or at least all the interesting bits.
@jagibson That's nice to hear! Thanks! :-)
I bought the "Camping Life" magazine app for my iPad. The issues are actually scans of the printed magazine. Amazing.
Despicable Me Trailer - http://bit.ly/9StBlB (I want an army of minions!!!)
@jzawodn Could you fix the apt/housing pages? Going "back" to the search results after viewing a post messes up your chosen cities.

Saturday 6/5

Time Magazine article on the SCOTUS Miranda decision. http://bit.ly/9aMjou I have just two words: Pelican Brief.
I should try to be productive this weekend... and I'm not just talking about doing laundry.
I got a Lenovo IdeaPad S10-3t on sale the other day as a test machine. After playing with it as a Win 7 tablet, I'm now using MeeGo! W00t!
The fact that MeeGo is using the same browser (Chrome) as I use on my Ubuntu (home) and Mac (work) computers makes it seem very solid.
If a man-made catastrophe hit CA, all of the South would be gleefully unsympathetic. So really, enjoy your oil slicks you Red State fucks.
Still playing with MeeGo... There's an online help page with screenshots: http://help.meego.com/
RT @Ross: "The man who is afraid to risk failure seldom has to face success" - John Wooden, RIP
I've started to read a few bestselling books lately and been struck by the fact the writing *sucks*. I think blogs have raised the bar.
Also, the iPad, which rarely leaves my hands lately, just isn't a good eBook reader. Too big and heavy. My Archos 5 will be perfect.
@Moof Heh... Fanfic? Really? I just have this idea of closeted fanboys writing sex scenes for their favorite Trek characters. :-)
I'd love to check out Quora - anyone have an invite they can send me?
"Writing a check separates a commitment from a conversation." -Warren Buffet
@jzawodn Sent you a screen cast of the problem: http://bit.ly/aoYKTV

Monday 6/7

Happy!! #beatla
The "HD" iPhone moniker makes sense - I had wondered why apps made for the iPad were getting named with HD at the end. Did Apple push that?
So I'm listening to a live audio-only stream, watching a choppy Qik video, and refreshing Engadget's coverage. Waiting for the big news...
Wow, I'm going to have to make a Skype video chat call on my N900 to tell my friends about the iPhone's new proprietary video chat.
I'm getting bombarded with RTs and some replies. Does FaceTime use open protocols? If so, I take back the word "proprietary".
Oh, I hadn't seen there's a white iPhone 4 too... http://bit.ly/9BzfUm
Ok. All done.

Tuesday 6/8

My laundry has stubbornly refused to do itself. I've been waiting patiently, but it just doesn't seem to be happening. Hmmm...
RT @cubanalaf: Cool. If you search "World Cup" on Google, it changes the Gooooooggglllee to Goooooooaaaal. (at the bottom when jumping pgs)
I started playing Carcassonne finally (thanks to the new iPhone game, which works great on the iPad). *Very* fun and addictive. Beware!

Wednesday 6/9

Google's got a new search index... Whew! I'm still #1 for my full name, and on the first page of results for Russ, Russell and Beattie. :-)
Goooooo Celts!! #beatla
DISAPPOINTED!!
Can you imagine what sort of jackass you'd have to be to vote for Meg Whitman? Is it possible to be that much of a complete fucking retard?
Passing my fifth hour of doing laundry. Just the sheets left in the dryer now...
I just scored 15,630 playing Vector Runner HD on my iPad. Beat that! http://bit.ly/vripad
I totally forgot I wrote this back in January (pre-iPad): http://www.russellbeattie.com/blog/touching-and-tablets I'm fucking brilliant.

Thursday 6/10

I just scored 50,047 playing Vector Runner HD on my iPad. Beat that! http://bit.ly/vripad
My body is telling me I need a ginormous roast beef deli sandwich for lunch. Now to figure out where to get a good one...
Awww, crap. I got suckered by that water running video. Moron! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vblhBmHKW5s
Heh. http://twitter.com/worldcup Very fun. #usa! W00t!

Friday 6/11

Happy, happy, happy!!! #beatla
Oh, wow... The US Open is next week at Pebble Beach.
Call me an American, but the constant blowing of those frigin' horns drive me nuts. Go #uru (Americas Rule! Euros Drool!)
I don't mind soccer's tendency towards draws, but goal-less ties just sorta suck.
RT @IPv4Countdown: The number of allocatable IPv4s just dropped below two hundred and sixty-three million. #IPv6
New Blog Post - Buffering the stream: A solution for the status update deluge http://goo.gl/fb/ZFjn4
Coolness - this HTML5 sketching web app works great on the iPad: http://mrdoob.com/projects/harmony/

Saturday 6/12

Arrgh!! I just fried my laptop's keyboard trying to clean it (spilled a drink on it last week). The windex obviously was a bad idea.
It's sitting upside down in front of a fan now in hopes of a miracle. Highly doubtful.
I apologize to my English friends for the beat-down you are about to receive. :-D GO USA!!! #usa #worldcup !!
RT @Ross: The Brits are going to lose this game because they use Fancy as a verb #worldcup
I really wish the USA would stop giving up early goals... My heart can't deal with the stress.
RT @adambonin: I haven't seen England fail that badly since they started outsourcing the Revolutionary War to drunk Hessians. #usa #eng
Oh, hey... my keyboard dried out overnight and is working again! Yay! I was afraid it was fried for good...
Seems like such a different game in the second half... US seems to be trying not to lose now, rather than catch up or win.
@jimh Blow me. :-)
We really need to get the offense moving... england is spending waaaaay too much time in our half. #usa
The nice thing about both US and England is there's no histrionics like say a Spain or Italy game. Players get up without much fuss.
Shoot more! #usa
I'll take the draw, but I wanted the win. It's the American in me. :-) #usa
Uuuuurgh, the next US match is next Friday at 6:30 am PST. #worldcup #usa
RT @donpark: I must say, the constant background noise of Vuvuzuela is not improving my World Cup 2010 experience.
Learned how to use mogrify to make a .cbz comic... Now reading a pirated Scott Pilgrim comic on my iPad using CloudReaders. Very confusing.

Sunday 6/13

Ok, so after reading Wikipedia and viewing the trailers, I'm getting the idea. (The Scott Pilgrim movie looks exactly like the comic!)
5:30?!? I feel like I just got up. Arrrrgghhh!
Having a full-on attack of the crazies...
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Misogyny, rape, incest, murder, torture, Nazis, mutilations, burnings... WTF?! People like this sick shit?
My TiVo didn't record any matches today. We're going to have a talk. And then I'll decide whether or not to reprogram it with an axe.
@martinlittle CONGRATS!!! :-D
RT @jamespearce: Rewriting famous native iPad apps in HTML5: http://is.gd/cO1Ri (and please retweet - I might need help!)

Monday 6/14

Go Celts!!! #beatla
Cwm is a word... Which I knew from playing Scrabble. What I didn't know is it's pronounced "koom", and means a bowl-shaped mountain basin.
@derricks Enjoy your flight... Hey, did you see Microsoft's new name for Natal? :-)
OMG! A Vuvuzela Filter!! http://www.surfpoeten.de/tube/vuvuzela_filter (German). Definitely going to have play with this idea!!
Nice. The geeks are already on it - here's a Fedora vuvuzela filter: http://fetzig.org/2010/06/13/vuvuzela-filter-using-fedora/
@derricks Check the tech news... Hint it has something to do with how we know each other. :-)
@jimh @moof Read this: http://bit.ly/aT58YC The vuvuzela is a six-year old "tradition" at most, and even some South Africans hate it.

Tuesday 6/15

Yahoo Sells Advertising on Login Page: http://bit.ly/bEpmXq Finally! I've been talking about this for *years*. Facebook should do the same.
Playing with a command-line vuvuzela filter using Linux sox (Sound eXchange). Something like this: "rec -d highpass 40 | play -"
Trying to understand sox and vuvuzela frequencies... this seems to be in the right direction: sox - highpass 233 highpass 466 highpass 932
Wow, Twitter is freaking out tonight... :-)
New Blog Post - Linux command-line streaming vuvuzela filter http://goo.gl/fb/baQka
@yusufk Fantastic!! I'll update my post with a link to yours.

Wednesday 6/16

Nice! I've currently got the top story on http://linux.reddit.com (My geek cred is now sufficiently bolstered for the month.) :-)
At work, just checked the Celtics game score... 20 points down?!??! Holy crud! Go Celts! #beatla

Thursday 6/17

Just caught the airplane rescue scene from Superman Returns on TV. It's the only good part of that movie, but it's an *awesome* part. :-)
And of course, it's on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xWY0013d7w
My new linux command for the month: fc . Very, very cool. I hope I remember it. Bonus: Ctl+U to erase a whole line.
The font used at the end of AT&T's new "Rethink Possible" commercials is a version of Omnes Pro. (Took me a while to find it.)
Oh, very, very cool: http://notepad.cc I highly approve.
Watson - I.B.M.'s Supercomputer - to Challenge 'Jeopardy!' Champions - NYTimes.com http://nyti.ms/dtLhtW
OMG!! The trailer for Little Big Planet 2 has broken my will completely. I'm buying a PS3... http://www.littlebigplanet.com/2/ WOW.
The Little Big Planet 2 trailer uses that great music from the Palm Pixi commercial - Passion Pit's Sleepyhead: http://iLike.com/s/4pnAB

Friday 6/18

I may have to stop using Google Chrome if they don't get rid of "copy on select" - so fucking annoying. Only geeks like that sort of thing.
Let's Go Celtics!!! #beatla (I don't know if I can handle watching the game!)
@Ross Have you ever *been* to Boston before?!? I don't think that's a good idea, from a life-expectancy perspective. :-) (GO CELTS!!)
FUCK.
I'm truly, truly unhappy. #celtics
Wow, iPad app prices seem to be dropping across the board: http://appshopper.com/ipad/prices/ Finally!
Hoping for a 0-0 tie in the ENG-ALG match. Is there a German word for this? It's not exactly schadenfreude... it's more like schlechtmachen.

Saturday 6/19

New Blog Post - The end of WIMP and the rise of Touch http://goo.gl/fb/o9U7f
75% of penalty kicks go in. IMHO, it really needs to be closer to 50/50 so they don't have such a huge effect. Move the line out farther...
Free kicks need adjusting too. And something less than a yellow card would be good- 2 oranges equals a yellow for example.
More refs on the field seems like a good idea - the NBA has 3 on a small court.
If the ball is within 10 yards of the goal there shouldn't be offsides - it's impossible to tell. But if not, how about video replay refs?
@ethauvin That would probably help some players. :-)
I like soccer a ton, but it'd be nice if luck and/or bad reffing playing less of a role.
@ethauvin we're like the only people using Twitter right now... My front page is still showing tweets from 3 hours ago.
Why is the modern offside law a work of genius? guardian.co.uk http://bit.ly/9E9AcM
@_Ant1_ Yeah and FIFA says they like the controversy. A billion people see the replay and know the correct result, not much to debate IMHO.
@ethauvin But back in the 70s there weren't 10 HD cameras filming and instant access on the field by the refs to computer enhanced slow-mo.
How about hockey-style time outs rather than free kicks for penalties close to the penalty area? Let them play a man down for 15 minutes.
Would work well for yellow cards as well, though the guy penalized coming back in would be well rested. :-)
Re-watching the US game. The ref is truly horrible.
@ivanwalsh True, but Dempsy probably should have been sent off early on as well...
The US has to be fouling someone in there... http://i.imgur.com/sn5aR.jpg ;-)
Aristotle was not Belgian.
The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself."
Heh... The reason we had that free kick in the first place. http://i.imgur.com/T2FyU.gif The ref truly did suck. (Two wrongs... etc., etc.)
RT @2DoisToby: @RussB I think a bigger goal would be good. More goals. Its probably worth experimenting with sizes.
RT @duarte_vasco: @RussB a man down on 11 vs 10 for 15 min makes no difference. It is far too easy to play defensive for 15 min. Free ki ...
If your blog is on the front page of TechMeme, but it's a Saturday morning so no one sees it, did it really happen? :-)
@Caterina When is Hunch going to launch a dating feature? "29% of respondents chose the same answer. 4 are single, want to say hi?" :-)
My munchkin comes home tomorrow from his two week trip back to Spain (where he was born) to see his relatives. So happy!
Nice, YCombinator's Hacker News picked up my WIMP-Touch post as well: http://bit.ly/aFD200
Being lazy today, waking up late, watching TiVoed World Cup soccer. (Sshhh. No one tell me the results of CMR/DEN!)

Sunday 6/20

@Caterina A dating or group meetup feature would make Hunch pretty interesting... I'd want to be able to rank a question's importance tho.
@charleshood Angry phase? What fucking angry phase?!? :-)
New Blog Post - Touching the future: More thoughts on the coming tablet revolution http://goo.gl/fb/8rUfe
Yes, I just wrote another ~3,000 word rant. What can I say? I felt the urge. It's definitely not because I think anyone will read it. :-)
HP TouchSmart 600 - a couple videos showing it off... http://bit.ly/aV7Ayz

Monday 6/21

T minus 4 hours until my munchster is home!!!! Best Father's Day gift ever! :-) (Man, I need to clean this place up...)
At the airport... Trying Tweego - it's a slick little Twitter client.
Jet lag can be fun! I haven't had company at 1 a.m. for a while... The munchkin is finally in bed though. We'll see how long that lasts. :-)
@mobileminmag Thanks for noticing my new iPad design... You're the first. :-)

Tuesday 6/22

New Blog Post - Making an iPad two-column magazine layout using JQuery http://goo.gl/fb/5Bu0H
Wow, the MeeGo Tablet UI is coming together and looking good! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4vv7yFaqxw
@jamespearce Heh, you tweeted me while I was reading your post. :-) I liked the iScroll tip. I look forward to the next post!
@jamespearce Notice the iScroll demo completely locks down scrolling so it seems like a native app? I'm not sure how, but I like it.
@jamespearce Maybe it's easy.... If I wasn't lounging on the couch writing this on my iPad, I'd view source. :-)
@jamespearce You got me up! Found what I was looking for, check out "Prevent elastic scrolling" here: http://bit.ly/9FvYsH
@bjepson Ooh, nice! Updates for the video and bios... I didn't see those. Simpletap too. Interesting stuff!
@timbray Huh? Are you a subscriber to Ars? You get the option of a one-page layout if you are.
@jblanton That may be the case, but Ars *rocks* consistently. Give them money, I did. :-)
I love ZeroConf/Bonjour/Avahi - so nice to refer to everything from my phone to Windows, Mac and Linux boxes by name.
It's going to be sad in a few days when the World Cup group stage is over - it's so fun having so much activity to look forward to.

Wednesday 6/23

Watching 'Real Genius' again... 1985 was a long time ago.
Ooh, nice. DC Comics just launched their new comic reader for the iPad.
What a game. #usa!! YESA!
Video of USA's winning goal: http://www.twitvid.com/SSHNL I can just watch that over and over again! :-D
Just looked at the worldcup bracket... If the US is lucky, Germany will win its game and we could have a *much* easier path to the semis.
Not that Ghana/Serbia then Uruguay/S.Korea will be easy, but probably better than Germany right off. Though a rematch would be nice... :-)
@jimh We came in 3rd in 1930! ;-) In 1994 when we hosted we went through (hopefully no one dies this time), then lost to Brazil (who won).
@jimh Oh, yeah, in 2002 (when I was in Spain) we reached the Quarterfinals... Then lost to German (who won).
@gerikson Come on now, I've talked about soccer before this World Cup! It was probably in reference to my 8 year old's team, but still...
Basically, once the USA gets past the group stage, we only lose to the eventual champions. :-)
My article about pinging Feedburner with PHP has been translated into Belorussian: http://www.fatcow.com/edu/feedburner-be/ Awesome.
Does anyone who reads my tweets have a Node.js opinion about Express vs. Geddy vs. some other web framework? Which is most "mature"?
So glad I'm working from home today - Medvedev is visiting Yandex Labs on California Ave (near work) and apparently it's causing chaos.
Looking at Node, but I'm not sure which web framework is faster/cleaner/more supported/stable, etc. Express, Geddy or...? #nodejs
RT @persvr "If you are building an Ajax application, Persevere may be the most mature" Oh, nice thanks, I'll take a look! #nodejs
@jimh Looks like you guys are going to have the chance to lose to Germany on penalty kicks again soon. ;-)
@mbuckbee Node is being used in production in a few sites, according to the project page... AdCloud, Plurk, Yammer, etc.
Wow, it's 5 p.m. already?!?! Zoooooom. Bye Wednesday! See you next week!

Thursday 6/24

Holy crap... I can't seem to quell the tide of spam on my server... thousands of attempts per hour and 12+ slipping by filters daily.
My local Apple Store is a few blocks away from Steve Jobs house. Something tells me they'll have plenty of iPhone stock on hand.

Friday 6/25

You're holding it wrong.
Fantastic. Instapaper implements the custom formatting system I had in Mowser over 2 years ago: http://blog.instapaper.com/post/730281947
The Twitter iPhone app is nice... Scrolls fast. Now they need to make an iPad version!
I have to say, that's a great picture of a Nokia E71 on Boston.com's The Big Picture today: http://bit.ly/awCvI5 :-)

Saturday 6/26

I was wrong... Palo Alto's Apple store is out of stock, and the guy at the door said it'll be another 7-10 days. Wow....
On the West Coast? Still awake? Partial lunar eclipse starts in 20 minutes... http://bit.ly/db2GCg Peaks at 4:38 a.m. PST.
I'm going to pass out from stress... Go USA!!!! 
I'm currently very unhappy.
I didn't even see Ghana's second goal. I went to the bathroom, came out and extra time had already started. Sat down, and was like WTF?!?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK.
RT @caaarlo: RT @caaarlo It's not the disappointment that gets me, It's more the naive hope.
So unhappy. I need to get over it. But fuck, I was hoping for better.

Sunday 6/27

@KQED Hey! The broadcast is hosed! It's playing back super slow...
Heh... Just as I write that, they put on classical music.
@motorbikematt @DieLaughing @ramblingjane @ripelife @Roistacher @aptlyoxymoronic We now know the overlap of kqed listeners and Twitterers.
I'd have felt less grumpy all day yesterday if I had known Mexico and England were going to lose in the round as well, honestly. :-)
Crud - I've got the long weekend and the munchkin next week, and I have *zero* plans at the moment. Nor any good ideas. URGH

Monday 6/28

Is the Supreme Court pissing anyone else off today?

Tuesday 6/29

My Archos 5 would be a *great* e-book reader - but I can't get the new Kindle app because it's only on the Android Marketplace. Urgh!
@ultramookie OMG! You're right!!!
Wow, this Android Market Patch for the Archos 5 has been out since January! I just installed it. So cool! http://bit.ly/d9ViQt
It's not just the Marketplace, actually - it's all the pre-installed Google Apps as well - maps, email, im, calendar, etc. Very Cool.
Just installed Kindle for the Archos 5. W00t!! So great! No more heavy-ass iPad. I knew I made the right choice ignoring iBooks. :-D
Man, the Archos 5 is just a nice device. Ooh, Kindle's full-screen mode is supported as well. Rock. On.
I can't believe the marketplace has been available since January!! It's almost July!!! How did I miss that?!?!
@ethauvin No idea about Froyo... I just found out about the Marketplace hack, so obviously I'm clueless though. :-)
Installing apps on my Archos: Kindle, Pandora, Dictionary, Weather, some free games. There's a pretty good selection out there!
@ethauvin just installed Seesmic... typing on this thing is painful tho!
@ethauvin Nice.. AppBrain is pretty cool. Useful!
Reading my Kindle books on the Archos 5 is as nice as I hoped. Great screen, light, comfortable. Better than an e-ink reader or iPad.
The size of the spiders in California astound me. Part of my mind thinks, "What is that, a beetle?" while the other just gibbers in fright.
@charleshood Thanks Charles! Though I bought the Archos 5 last year and I just upgraded it, so it's not technically new. :-)
Anyone else seeing insane amounts of "Work from home" scam spam? Not a good sign for the economy. Like when mortgage spam was hot...
I'm getting really sick of @boxdotnet changing functionality and charging for it. Suddenly they want us to pay for "collaborators" now. WTF?
Spanish is the national language of half the countries in the World Cup quarter finals... Uru, Par, Arg, Esp.

Wednesday 6/30

Dammit. The Last Airbender is getting horrible reviews already: http://bit.ly/d0G2TA Urgh! I really wanted it to be good too. Fuck.
RT @rejects: No matter what you are expecting, you couldn't possibly imagine how bad The Last Airbender is.
RT @Fuzzyfreaker: This hurts me to say it, being such a fan of the series, but THE LAST AIRBENDER is bad. And not just "upset fanboy" ba ...
When I hear the word "graph" I think of a grid, like "graph paper" or "graphics" Thus I am completely bewildered by the term "social graph".
RT @NokiaUS: Check out MeeGo in action! http://cot.ag/bOu6DI
5 million downloads?!? Doodle Jump is the App Store equivalent of the Million Dollar Homepage.
@pvesterbacka Angry Birds is awesome! It shows talent and a focus on details. Doodle Jump is a weekend hack that took off for some reason.
@gaberivera That'd be like mentioning how well the plumbing works every time you go to the bathroom. :-) Techmeme is like Google now.
MeeGo UI Basics - http://bit.ly/aCqRVa Looks pretty interesting.
@boxdotnet Thanks for resolving our account issues - we love you again. :-)
Just used a branded "Marimba Tuner" to install some software at work. Remember Marimba? Amazing that stuff is still around...
Microsoft put down the Kin like a rabid dog. Smart. If only Nokia would do that to a certain all-but-dead OS of theirs... ;-)
"A $500 video card in 2010 (1.5+ teraflops) is more powerful than the world's fastest supercomputer in 1998" http://bit.ly/cjXXMW via Reddit

July 2010

Thursday 7/1

Wired's new iPad edition has a "What kind of smartphone should I buy?" flow chart. I'll let you guess which type was missing completely.
Does anyone else see the Reddit alien just appear in Wired's iPad edition in a video about Montreal's vacuum-powered trash system?
Apparently, the alien I found is part of a Reddit contest that seems to have been forgotten about by all involved. http://bit.ly/dqQAkJ
Wow, Symbian-Guru is shutting down. That's huge, but Finland went on vacation this morning, so I'm not sure if it'll even be noticed.
Most of my teeth have Mercury fillings... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental_amalgam_controversy I should get them replaced...
I press trigger, I don't press people button.

Friday 7/2

I need to figure out WTF I'm doing this weekend with the munchster. I'm bored of California, but planes are expensive.
Installed Firefox Mobile 1.1 on my N900. Still almost unusable - they still haven't accepted that the side-swiping interface *sucks*.

Saturday 7/3

If you use an iPad to read the web you *have* to buy iCab Mobile. It's fantastic! Real tabs (persistent w/ no page reloads) Ad filter, more.
I can't believe both Brazil and Argentina are out - and how much Germany won by. Insane.
What's also insane is how young the German squad is...
RT @blankbaby: You know Apple is losing the PR battle when I show my mom my new iPhone 4 and she says, "oh, that's the one that doesn't ...

Sunday 7/4

You can add me to the list of people who think that Russian spy is pretty hot.
http://www.mercurynews.com/top-stories/ci_15421229 Lots of 'Alpha Geeks' I follow have moved to Android, I think it's at a tipping point.

Monday 7/5

Tuesday 7/6

Doing laundry and working through 219 episodes of "Comedy Central Presents" on Netflix streaming.
Hexbugs are freaky. Have you seen them? My boy has a couple "nanos" and it's crazy how well they navigate obstacles. http://www.hexbug.com/
Having so much trouble concentrating today. I can't organize my brain at all. Nothing I read is sticking, and I'm just not thinking.
THINK! WORK BRAIN, WORK. DAMMIT.
That's quite the random url I got right there... Poo2k? Describes this century for me pretty well so far, actually.

Wednesday 7/7

RT @fabricapo Mobile Open Source: Meego? It could actually make it :: by Fabrizio Capobianco http://bit.ly/9JKLGt
I'm surprised #esp is doing so well... #ger looked unstoppable.
As a Real Madrid fan, I used to hate Puyol until I saw him block a shot with his face - on purpose. Then I decided he was an exception.
Unbelievable!

Thursday 7/8

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I'm pretty amazed at "The Social Network" - http://bit.ly/dtyeCn It's amazing you can just fictionalize real people like that.

Friday 7/9

RT @Caterina: Jeff Bezos on dating: "The number-one criterion was that I wanted a woman who could get me out of a Third World prison" ht ...
Wow, who knew the second coming would be in the form of a pet octopus in a southern German town?
RT @caaarlo: @RussB who names an octopus "Paul"?
Anyone who gives 37Signals money for their iPad app is a complete jackass.
RT @elatable: Summer is already here. It's just not evenly distributed yet.
"... a coin spun individually is as likely to come down heads as tails and therefore should cause no surprise each individual time it does."
"A weaker man might be moved to re-examine his faith, for nothing else at least in the law of probability..."
Do you remember the first thing that happened today?
What Nokia must do to stay relevant in mobile - InfoWorld http://bit.ly/bxVL9I
@jamespearce "One hundred and fifty seven consecutive times, and all you can do is play with your food."

Saturday 7/10

Clutch broke on the way home from work. Decided to push the car home as I was just around the corner. Dying.
Will get it towed tomorrow I guess... What a pain in the ass.
How do you get a clutch fixed on a weekend? It doesn't seem like it's possible.
Amazon, Apple, Barnes & Noble and Borders are all pushing e-books now, but what's happening in other countries? Is this just a U.S. thing?
@rcadden Did you hear this? http://n.pr/96Yji8
I wasn't planning on driving anywhere this weekend... but now that I *can't* drive anywhere even if I wanted to, it's bugging me.

Sunday 7/11

It bugs me in Javascript that you don't have to quote the a in var blah = { a: 'test'} even though 'a' is a string identifier in the array.
Closures hurt my head.
@jamespearce Javascript objects are associative arrays but can use any valid identifier, string or number as the key. It seems wacky to me.
@jamespearce Because the identifiers aren't *real*. Example: var a = "test"; var b = { a:1, b:2}. Is a changed? Is the key "test" or 'a'?
@jamespearce Better yet: a = "test"; b = {a:a} . Tell me that's not confusing? The second a in a:a is an actual variable, the first isn't.
"... who self-identified as conservative believed the misinformation on WMD and taxes even more strongly after being given the correction."
I can barely remember living in Spain... If it wasn't for the fact my son was born there and I can speak Spanish now. Strange but true.
The munchkin (in his official Spain jersey I got him) and his mom came over to watch the World Cup - I can't believe Spain won!
I was in Paris in 1998 when France won the cup... I imagine being in Madrid right now might be a tad more fun than that was. :-)

Monday 7/12

I made homemade oatmeal cookies. They're warm. I love oatmeal cookies. No raisins though. Raisins are evil.
Casillas! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k2tcRu3EHI Of course she seems pissed. (I know that look from a Spanish woman quite well.)
He's lying to you! That short haircut makes you look like you're recovering from chemotherapy. I hope you didn't tip the hairdresser.
@derricks The raisin zealots overdid it - more and bigger ones in cookies until you were afraid to bite and hit a mushy spot. Yuck!
@derricks You're probably up to speed on Objective C now, but have you tried Phonegap or something like it (there's a few)?

Tuesday 7/13

RT @dalmaer: "One of the other bonuses of using Node.js: a socket.io (http://bit.ly/de37Ph) web socket server for monitoring" http://bit ...
Car is still in the shop... Off to explore the wonders of public transportation in Silicon Valley.

Wednesday 7/14

Got my car back!! Happy day!!
I broke down and got a refurbed Kindle (for $100, I couldn't resist any longer). Shares the same books with my iPad and Archos5. So cool!
The Kindle screen is tiny... And grey.... And dim... And I'm going to have to turn lights on to read again! But the battery should be great.
Why in the world is The Girl with the Dragon Tatoo such a big seller? It's soooo violent and horrible. People enjoy that stuff for real? Ugh
@ethauvin Yeah, it just arrived. It's in perfect condition. Not a scratch or smudge and already set up for me out of the box.
@rcadden You too? Ha! I've wanted one for a while to do real world comparison with my other tablets. The price finally crossed my threshold.
My initial impression is that I've been right and e-ink readers just won't be able to compete with color tablets.
I had the idea that the Kindle would give me more words per page than my Archos 5, but I was mistaken- even the tiniest font.
@chinamanchang Thanks! Kris and Brett have iPads too, if that helps sway you. :-)
@agatheb There's a level of cognitive dissonance there that makes my brain all hurty.
I love this answer on Stack Overflow: http://bit.ly/3x9sQX It's pure genius.
Video of the Cruz Reader: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znry0q_yo3M Pretty perfect size, cost and functionality.
I think 7"-8" tablets might be the perfect size. The iPad feels "big" in a lot of ways, and my Archos 5 feels too cramped.
A beautiful half-naked man on the Internet told me to use Old Spice, but I'm a Irish Spring guy. But I totally respect Soap-On-A-Rope.
RT @NokiaResearch: VW Passat takes the red pill, jacks into Nokia's Terminal Mode (video) -- Engadget http://bit.ly/a2XX9W
Wow - Multi-node: Concurrent NodeJS HTTP Server http://bit.ly/9e3Ymt I've been playing with Node a lot and this looks *great*.
Server-side Javascript is like teenage sex: Lots of talk, not many doing it, and those that are, aren't doing it well. (Old joke, but apt.)
Heh - http://www.wallstreetwhitman.com/index.php/game - Pretend you're Meg Whitman firing employees to boost your own stock value!

Thursday 7/15

Wow, I just spent the last couple *hours* going through @bobbyowsinski 's blog. Very cool stuff - http://bobbyowsinski.blogspot.com
Where was I?
Doing some Windows scripting at work for an internal project. Using Windows 7 and I have to say, it's really not bad.
Crazy thing - I pinged one Win7 box from another, and it defaulted to IPv6!!! Holy crap! I gotta get with the new tech.

Friday 7/16

11:30 p.m. and I'm still at work. I need to not do that.
Ignoring their bruises, like a co-dependent spouse in an abusive relationship, the Apple zealots will forgive Jobs by the end of the day.
Signs of codependency #1: Self-blame. "Aww, Steve said he wasn't perfect. You know, I really was holding the iPhone wrong."
Signs of codependency #2: Fear of abandonment. "What can I do? Without Apple I can't think different. I'd have to use some Korean phone."
Signs of codependency #3: Guilty feelings. "Oh! Free cases! Thank goodness, I didn't want to bother Apple with silly antenna issues."
Signs of codependency #4: Chronic anger. "WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OF THE ANTENNA PROBLEM?!? IT'S FINE. OK?!? FINE!!!"
Signs of codependency #5: Need to rescue. "Apple needs me. Without me overpaying for their products, they'd disappear. Remember 1997?!"
Wow, MetaWeb (the Freebase.com guys) got snagged by Google: http://blog.freebase.com/2010/07/16/metaweb-joins-google/
I never saw the Metaweb video before - neat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJfrNo3Z-DU
New project... I've got a few domains stored up and I need help choosing: flip.io, clever.io, karma.io, foozik.com or qidget.com ?
I'm leaning towards flip.io since it's such a cute little domain. But every permutation of flip (flipio.com, usernames, etc.) is taken.
@TomorrowIllQuit Use GoDaddy and look at their international domains... flip.am, flip.ms, flip.ag, flip.gs are free.
3 people responded to my question, with only one actual vote. Does anyone read these Tweets?!?!
I own Qidget in various ways - .com, .net, .org, etc. and the Twitter account. I like it, but I've always wanted a real English word domain.
So far, 2.5 votes for foozik, and 1 for the rest (except for poor clever.io ).
I'm just going to keep asking this over the weekend to see if I can catch as many followers as possible...
Two more votes for foozik and one for flip.io. Interesting, I hadn't really considered foozik much. Maybe it's the demographic... (geeks!)

Saturday 7/17

New project... I've got a few domains stored up and I need help choosing: flip.io, clever.io, karma.io, foozik.com or qidget.com ?
Ok, so far: 3 votes for qidget and karma.io, 6 for flip.io and 5 for foozik.
Qidget works as a noun (like 'widget') and a verb (like 'fidget'). Flip.io is nice because it's small and I like real word domains.
1321 followers and only 17 votes? That's a 1.2% response rate. Twitter is near useless really. We're all just talking to ourselves.
The project is focused on cloud-based autonomous intelligent agents. (i.e. imagine if your social network friends were personalized robots.)
That said, a name is a name. I just can't decide. (foozik and flip.io have 7 votes apiece now. Surprising to me, which is why I'm asking...)
@charleshood holy cow! I totally forgot about that post. You know someone bought newfoo.com from me for $2k? Then they never used it!
Interesting... Qidget's making a comeback - If I'm totaling this right, it now has 6 votes along with flip.io, foozik has 7.
I wonder if that means all the names are good, or they all suck equally. :-)

Sunday 7/18

I think I'm going to bring the munchster to see Despicable Me tonight. It looks really fun.
The new "Battle for Hoth" iPhone game has lead to a Sunday morning viewing of The Empire Strikes Back (accompanied by French toast. :-) )
That wasn't a laser blast, something hit us.
RT @InMenlo: Kids get in on the fun at Connoisseurs’ Marketplace http://goo.gl/fb/MkaKS #menlopark

Monday 7/19

Summer is flying by... 5 weeks until school starts again. Crazy.
I need to get a woman's thoughts... I incorporated "avedia" in 1999 before I was told about a national salon chain named Aveda. Doh!
For years I got mis-addressed emails about hair products and salon locations. I hope the current Chinese owners of avedia.com enjoy it. :-)
Wanna eat when you retire? If you're under 40, listen up. - http://bit.ly/cUopOz
Windows Remote Desktop is an astoundingly good technology for such a bad OS. I wish Linux had something that worked as well.
Ok, welcome to Monday, I'm going to ask about my project names one more time. Sorry if you're getting it for a 3rd time.
New project... I've got a few domains stored up and I need help choosing: flip.io, clever.io, karma.io, foozik.com or qidget.com ?
The project is focused on cloud-based autonomous intelligent agents. (i.e. imagine if your social network friends were personalized robots.)
Foozik seems to be the geek favorite, but there's not clear winner (which is fine... it means I can choose any one and feel ok about it.)
Pre-Review Preview: Windows Phone 7 http://bit.ly/d335he by @GregKumparak (Interesting - I've been telling folks not to write off MS yet.)
@derricks Yep! What's old is new again. I'd love to use the name "General Magic". :-) Also see: http://bit.ly/cC4aRY
Still no clear name winner, which is amusing. Maybe I just should have picked one and asked for thumbs up/down. Like the Roman Senate.
Jolicloud should pivot hard and focus their custom netbook OS on tablet devices. I don't think anyone is addressing that opportunity yet.
I wonder if HP has plans to license WebOS? PalmPad is great and all, but without broad support it's hard to see it gaining momentum.
@kbateman A Cray? Well, at least you have a comfy seat. :-) http://i.imgur.com/mc1EG.jpg

Tuesday 7/20

WSJ.com - Nokia Conducting Search for New CEO http://on.wsj.com/buUzD6
Holy cow... is that Pascal?!? Neat. A bunch of Assembly as well, which makes sense.
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat...
Wow, porcupines look like they'd be fun pets - except for the need for the thick industrial gloves of course... http://bit.ly/drI10B
No one is watching you dance.
Nokia Needs Silicon Valley Thinking, Investors Say http://bit.ly/allakW
Just tested out Google's new image search with the term "Akerman" (saw Watchmen again last night). Looks great (both). :-)
Twitter's databases aren't syncing apparently. Right now some of my tweets exist (and being responded to) but don't show up on my page.
RT @JerryBrown2010: Looks like it's official! Got this in the mail today. http://twitpic.com/2741ze

Wednesday 7/21

Just tried @flipboard... It's failing hard. I'm sort of the wrong audience for it, but it does look pretty.
RT @rasmus: After 10+ years of trying to get Y! Msgr to open up, and countless inane excuses, they finally did it - http://bit.ly/cYgFrs ...
Holy marketing overkill batman. Flipboard isn't *that* nice, and it's down to boot, yet all I see in my newsreader is links to reviews.
Startup rule #405: Make sure your marketing guys aren't better than your engineers.
RT @markoff: @timoreilly not to be snotty about this but I wrote about, and named, the iphone two years earlier...http://nyti.ms/aPggYd
@jhstrauss I don't doubt it's a nice app, but it's getting waaaay too much coverage at the moment. What was Robert doing there anyways?
I desperately need to get back to a schedule where midnight is "late" and not the beginning of my evening. I need pills I think. Ambien?
Using a .co domain is just asking for confusion. Beattie.co is available, but I can't imagine using it. Ever.
I turned on my Twitter location as I'm sick of turning it off.
Don't click on this link if you're in your 30s and have anything to do in the next hour or so. http://imremembering.com/
Are Octopuses Smart? § SEEDMAGAZINE.COM http://bit.ly/9iWBUS
What is the plural of octopus? http://bit.ly/9eSX9Z (I think I might be in love - too bad she's married w/ kids...).
'Avatar: The Last Airbender': Nickelodeon Greenlights TV Spinoff 'The Legend of Korra' - WSJ http://bit.ly/8XWvws (AWESOME!!)

Thursday 7/22

I'm not sure who to contact internally to explain that "fightback" isn't actually an English word. Someone in PR? Not sure.

Friday 7/23

Wow... Flipboard doesn't use RSS/Atom? It's just a scraper?!? I could do that in my sleep after my experience with Mowser...
In fact, since it's been 2 years since I sold the assets, I could legally do it too, and it'd be a fuck of a lot more scalable. Hmmm...
TechCrunch's obsession with France.fr being down is a classic example of Americans not grokking Europe. They're on HOLIDAY. GET OVER IT.
RT @nprnews Journalism Legend Daniel Schorr Dies At 93 http://n.pr/9fqQFg (So sad!!)
Flipboard is using a parser that is "similar technically" to Readability - which uses RegEx to parse HTML: http://bit.ly/8YTRg0 Doh!
I used regular expressions in my main Mowser script only when being lazy - and *always* paid for it later on. libxml2 is your friend.
@pigpogm I absolutely love that quote, because it's so true. Also the one about all apps eventually supporting email. :-)
Why am I getting nastygrams?! Oh. Crap. I sort of just forgot to pay bills at the end of June so everything is a month behind. Doh.
Testing out Dragon dictate tweeting option to see how well it works
It's very strange to be speaking each week. It feels like I am talking myself which is little nutty... it works well though.

Saturday 7/24

"It turns out that if you change how people talk, that changes how they think." http://bit.ly/cLgdV5
Craving a Specialty's sandwich and cookies. http://www.specialtys.com/
Details on making the new VP8 decoder - I love reading these types of articles, even if I don't understand 90% of it. http://bit.ly/cHYynb
Choice quotes: "I tutored Ronald in x86 SIMD and wrote most of the motion compensation, intra prediction, and some inverse transforms."
"Motion compensation, by comparison, is usually very similar regardless of video format; a 6-tap filter is a 6-tap filter..." Uh, ok. :-)
@derricks New boots for a hike tomorrow? Prepare to be crippled for the rest of the week.
Son of a bitch!!! The only Specialty's in the Bay Area open on the weekend closed early today (at 3pm). Dammit!!! I drove to Santa Clara ...

Sunday 7/25

Apple wants $30 for the hunk of plastic called an iPad dock. I'm tired of hunting for the cable end, but not I'm not *that* tired.
I checked out the newest Android phones at Best Buy today. I honestly don't know if my employer realizes how much trouble they're in.
Decided that my laptop was too small for dev stuff, so I got a 23" Samsung. Spent the last 24 hours getting Ubuntu to work with it. GAH!
I can now tell you more than you'd want to know about "modelines" and it's still a few pixels off on the right. GRRRRRR...
Qt WRT pushed into Maemo Extras-devel - http://bit.ly/diiYGX (Nice! I love mobile development with web tools.)
It's so nice to use a smartphone where root access is as easy as opening the included terminal app, and typing "apt-get install gainroot".
I just mounted my phone using SSH. Developing stuff for my phone is like developing on my server. Same exact tools.
The sad thing is we had this stuff *YEARS AGO*. From 2005: http://www.russellbeattie.com/notebook/1008718.html
I've been doing dev with Adobe Air lately as well (for work, no less) and it's pretty great. I've fallen in love with Javascript.
@Moof Yep, I use an N900 regularly. It's starting to show it's age, but I hope to never have to use another Symbian phone, ever.
I hope MeeGo doesn't miss the relevance window. Imagine having one Linux-based OS on your phone, tablet, netbook and TV? Coolness.
Interesting... when you run a .wgt file (a zipped archive of html files/images, etc.) it *installs* it using the N900 Application Manager.
@andreatrasatti No idea... Is Opera's (and Vodafone's) stuff W3C compliant? Will it matter much?
@MichaelxHell That's right, the car as well... (I'm not into automotive computing much, though I probably should be.)
@ultramookie Yeah, I thought that sort of monitor problem stuff was taken care of. It's an Intel video driver problem. Stupid.
I need a new office chair for my house. Just checked - used Aeron chairs on Craigslist go for $400+ Wow!!
@andreatrasatti I have *no* idea what it's compatible with - my QLauncher which runs on the N97 fails: http://bit.ly/2Gwi38
@andreatrasatti Actually, Qt WRT seems closer to the W3C/Opera version as it uses config.xml rather than an info.plist .
@jamespearce We've got corporate email, blogs, IM, a couple Twitter-like services, etc. But then I'd have to VPN in, which is a pain. :-D
New Blog Post - QLauncher for Maemo! http://goo.gl/fb/qwjFt
@arriola Oh, yeah, I'm *definitely* getting a Herman Miller Embody chair. Since, you know, I have an extra $1000 just sitting around... ;-)
Thinking about converting my old original iPhone dock and converting into an iPad one. I don't have the right tools tho... hmm...

Monday 7/26

Her name was McGill, but she called herself Lil, but everyone knew her as Nancy.
Ars Technica - Apple loses big in DRM ruling: jailbreaks are "fair use" - http://bit.ly/b1htej
Exploring the world of chained asynchronous Javascript function calls because xmlHttp doesn't block in Adobe Air. Which is a pain.
My office chair at home is killing me. I can't decide whether to go to Office Depot (close by) or truck down to Weird Stuff in Sunnyvale.

Tuesday 7/27

Getting used to my new gigantic screen - Old habits die hard, I just used Compiz to disable the maximize button so I'd stop hitting it.
I think I broke my brain.
The Magic Trackpad will be great for kids and coffee tables... Not sure I'd want to replace a mouse with it though, I'd have to try it.
Resisting the urge to buy a new computer just so I can play StarCraft II....
Why do American car designers *suck* so badly? The Chevy Volt is hideously ugly.

Wednesday 7/28

RT @NokiaResearch: Nokia N900 FCam - HDR and low light examples | Nokia Conversations - http://bit.ly/9PwnyZ
My blog's iPad template is *way* better than "PadPressed" and it's free. Go grab the Javascript off my site to do what you want, it's yours.
Got a new desk chair on the way home from work, but it absolutely *refuses* to jump out of the box and put itself together. Annoying!!
@timbray Linking to this would have been helpful: http://www.slideshare.net/roopsahoo/indian-rupee-symbol :-)
Introducing Ovi Browser Beta for Series 40 – Faster, Easier Web Browsing that Saves Data Costs | Beta Labs http://bit.ly/c9eyZM
Spain's Catalonia region bans bullfighting - http://yhoo.it/dznARQ I wonder what it'll take for the rest of the country to follow?
Why Bullfights and the Running with the Bulls sucks - RussellBeattie.com http://bit.ly/awuEnS My thoughts from 2002...
@frandallfarmer Thanks for the recommendation! @waldrich I'm probably not the right person, but I'll pass on your tweet. :-)
RT @waldrich: I'm looking to fill one of the coolest jobs anywhere: Director, Mobile Products @tripit http://bit.ly/cSdlWL I'd appreciat ...

Thursday 7/29

Just walked in from work... My deathbed stories are going to be *so* awesome! "...and then I spent my 30s in the office, or on the couch."
The Magic Tree House is a good start for my 8 yo, but there needs to be a subscription service... http://amzn.com/k/262G4BAHRFBZC #Kindle
I added that last note from my Kindle just to see how it worked... :-)
Watching Jeff Bezos on Charlie Rose... The new Kindle looks slick.
Meg Whitman is pure evil...

Friday 7/30

Go home, Russ.
I've successfully resisted buying StarCraft II for 2 whole days, despite the tauntings of coworkers and half the Internet.
If Calvin Took Ritalin (A Tragedy In Four Panels) http://bit.ly/dldRPe (GAH!!!! HOBBES!!!)
@jimh nono, it's a new Real Time Strategy game from Blizzard. They've been working on it for like 8 years...
"Isn't that far out," he says grinning at me. "London. Like that." http://bit.ly/9gMjty

Saturday 7/31

Watching TiVoed "Wipeout" with the munchster. I ♥ Jill Wagner. http://www.google.com/images?q=Jill%20Wagner
Watching 2012.... It's completely frigin' ridiculous, but I'm actually enjoying it.
Wow... That was a loooong movie. 158 minutes. Holy crud.
The only problem with 7 a.m. is how early it is. That and my son insisting on waking up around then. So two problems. Other than that...
Going up to Cal Academy of Science in SF today. Should be fun!

August 2010

Sunday 8/1

Having a fancy early dinner with the munchster at The Cliff House. They gave us cute little table for two with a fantastic view!
JSGB: Javascript Gameboy Emulator. http://www.codebase.es/jsgb/ (W00t! Super Mario Land!)
I need to find a decent kid's typing tutor for the munchkin. He's looking up Pokemon tips on Bulbapedia, but takes forever to type!
"Apparently, rabbitmq gets downright pathological when you give it more than a few million things to store" http://bit.ly/bErOWb
I gave the boy a haircut so that he looks exactly like me. Cruel, I admit, but he'll be easier to keep track of in large crowds now.

Monday 8/2

Watching Mad Men - can it get more depressing!?!
Now checking out the new Project Runway (TiVo baby). Yes, apparently I have the TV watching habits of a middle aged soccer mom.

Tuesday 8/3

Here comes the joker, we all must laugh... cause we're all in this together, and we love to take a bath!
The new jeans I bought the munchkin a month ago are now an inch short!! I remember having summer growth spurts, but I had forgotten.
Boy. You're going to carry that weight a long time.
And in the end... The love you take is equal to the love you make.
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say.

Wednesday 8/4

Showed the munchster a clip of Abbott & Costello's Who's On First tonight. He thought it was great. Imagine seeing it for the first time?
Browsing around on a personals site... It seems atheist women teetotalers within a reasonable age range and distance of me are non-existent.
There's quite a few atheists who drink "desperately" though. There's obviously a correlation there that I somehow previously overlooked.
Microsoft's Arc keyboard... The Control key is *smaller* than the Windows key, and the arrow keys are a joypad. DUMB. http://bit.ly/9SMTs9
I've been looking for a nice, high-quality compact keyboard. Apple's are nice, but the Fn key annoys the hell out of me. Why is it there?!?
@wingedpig Everyone complains about them, but I love GoDaddy - especially their DNS control panel.
Still can't figure out how to easily revert changes using Git.
Numberpads are useless to me (as I'm not an Excel jockey), and ergonomically they move your mouse hand way too far away from center.
Why in the *HELL* would you put the goddamn Fn key there, jamming all the other important command keys together? http://bit.ly/9NFme2
Look at how nice and big the Control/Alt/Command keys are on the big Apple keyboard - http://bit.ly/bZ60fp Urgh.
Yes, I am just ranting to myself...
Thanks @jabancroft and @gonzapq I don't feel like I'm crazily talking to myself any more. :-)
Git Book - Undoing in Git - Reset, Checkout and Revert http://bit.ly/aNFLK9 [Ahh, there it is...]
I absolutely love Avahi/Bonjour/ZeroConf - once you get it running on your machines, everything sees each other perfectly.

Thursday 8/5

@kbateman It's super simple. Install Bonjour (or iTunes) on Windows and Avahi on Linux. Then just "ping machine_name.local" to test it.
I've got ZeroConf set up on my laptop and media center (Linux), work MacBook, mobile phone (N900) and test box (Windows). It "just works".
Everything else - SSH, UPnP SMB, etc. - rides on top of the ZeroConf DNS stuff. So once everything is viewable, it's usable.
"The state does not have an interest in enforcing private moral or religious beliefs without an accompanying secular purpose."
"Proposition 8 fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and lesbians for denial of a marriage license."
@kbateman Good to hear! Next you want to play with the stuff in /etc/avahi/services to broadcast out SMB or SFTP shares. :-)

Friday 8/6

I really don't want to clean the kitchen and make dinner, but we had pizza last night already. Bleh.
Despite the fact that I use the terms HTTP and HTML every day, I just saw the word "hypertext" and was like, wow that's weird. Hyper?
Is there a meta-search out there for all the Answer sites? QnA.io is available... Add a custom search from Goog, and bam! instant startup.
Somehow I ended up on Quora's team page. Have you seen their office manager?!?! Holy cow, she's gorgeous.
I really want to like both @Hunch and @Quora - they seem useful and have clean designs, but they're both missing some vital ingredient...

Sunday 8/8

Wow - this is really, really cool: http://scraperwiki.com/
ScraperWiki is exactly the sort of functionality I've been playing with - but with a focus on more regular users...
Take their "scrapers", package them into "apps" which deliver the content to your inbox/FB/etc. and it'd be exactly what I'm thinking of.
RT @jamespearce: Mobile app nirvana getting closer: http://is.gd/e8H9h (Part III of WhitherApps is at http://is.gd/e81bJ for any that mi ...
@blekko Hey blekko! please send me an invite for your private beta launch. #blekko (please oh please oh please oh please?) :-)
Kevin Pollak's latest standup is on the TV while I dick around on the computer - he's frigin' *hysterical*.
Wow... TomTom has a GPS with Google Local Search. Very cool... http://bit.ly/dvNNkS
Thingler is very cool. I absolutely love these simple, non-signup web apps. http://thingler.com
@edbott Safari 5 has that now (not that I use it). Ctrl-Shift-T works on Firefox and Chrome. Not as nice, I admit, but I use it regularly.
Looking at buying a new computer. The only thing I need it for would be Starcraft II, which I haven't bought yet and probably shouldn't...
Ok, I just bought Starcraft II. I'm sick of resisting the temptation. Now, all the computers in my house are 2+ years old... urgh...
I wish someone would go scan my local library into .epub files and torrent it. I promise to use the files for only 2 weeks at a time...
I just took a shower, I smell better. Thought you'd like to know.
@ultramookie Heresy! I'm an Irish Spring man! "All the freshness of Ireland bottled" http://getirishnow.com

Monday 8/9

New Blog Post - The Future of Web Aggregation http://goo.gl/fb/KlvB4
CRAP. I changed the name of a post but I forgot I'm updating Feedburner instantly which updates Twitter... Doh!
I don't update often any more, but I'm glad I still have my blog so I have a place to dump a 2,000 word rant when I feel in the mood. :-)
Researchers have solved all 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 positions of Rubik's Cube. No more than 20 moves needed: http://www.cube20.org/

Tuesday 8/10

Looking to compare tech specs for CPUs or GPUs? Do an image search for something like "i5 vs. Core 2 Duo" and look for graphs. :-)
"Google, Verizon say no 'net neutrality' for wireless" http://yhoo.it/8ZqjoQ Are you fucking KIDDING me!?!
"The first J in print was probably made in Italy, early in the 16th century" http://bit.ly/bhMteK
Blekko gave me an invite (yay!). I signed up and made an answer site "slashtag". Not sure I see much here that Rollyo didn't do years ago...

Wednesday 8/11

I was thinking about taking up a hobby. Is 'raging alcoholism' hard to learn?
Hey @davemcclure! I want to start a company and make this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WdS4TscWH8 Got any extra cash? :-)
(Probably better ways to pitch an idea, I'm sure. But the chance of getting funded via a semi-beligerant tweet was too good to pass up.)
@davemcclure The bowtie is just a front, this is what you don't see: http://www.russellbeattie.com/images/knowledge_avatar.jpg :-)

Thursday 8/12

@arriola Hey, I was in the Sony Store checking out their Vaios and got to fondle an X10 for the first time... Nice job!
The new Tweet button is nice - a lot cleaner than the big embedded "comment via Twitter" text box I had before, with the same functionality.
It's too bad you can't see the Facebook people who shared a link (unless I'm missing something).

Friday 8/13

Tweet Bookmarklet using Twitter Share http://t.co/asFrmGr Was just about to make this! BTW, the link is broken, use the plain text instead.
"In developing Android, Google knowingly, directly and repeatedly infringed Oracle’s Java-related intellectual property" http://t.co/Ml5nUUB
I've been saying that *for years*. I always wondered how Google got away with using Java without paying for it.
Patent RE38,104: http://t.co/GPdrfU0 (Using Google Patent search to look up their infringements... OH the IRONY! :-D )
Google deserves to get hammered, and hammered hard on the Dalvik stuff. Think about it - they essentially killed Sun by not licensing Java.
I can't remember the Sun/Microsoft settlement... is .Net indemnified? If not, once Oracle wins a precedent against Google, is MSFT next?
I bought a box of Twinkies tonight because you never know when there might be a Zombie Apocalypse and we lose them forever.
OpenSolaris is dead... Now see? Maybe if Google had paid Sun to use Java instead of stealing it, they'd still be around to support OSS.
I have successfully not gotten my shit together yet.
RT @jeresig: Announcing jQuery Mobile: http://j.mp/beQ9ot Screenshots, browser support, and more details: http://jquerymobile.com/
Going on vacation... decided that just my iPad and N900 should be fine to meet my computing needs... :-)

Saturday 8/14

I have so many devices that have GPS, it seems insane to get a dedicated GPS unit, but I just did. Google maps is great until you lose 3G.
I got hosed driving through the mountains last year with no cell and no paper maps. Won't be repeating that experience.
Why am I procrastinating? Why do I love the movie "Joe Vs. The Volcano" so much? Am I a flibbertigibbet?
I like pretty much any romantic comedy with Meg Ryan, actually.
@codelust I was close to buying one of the expensive iOS apps from TomTom or whoever with full maps, but decided on a dedicated device.
I wish Ovi Maps was usable, but the last time I tried it in a car, I nearly crashed. Bad UX in a nav device is a deadly combo.
"You're in a rotten mood." "It's the sunshine. It gets me down."

Sunday 8/15

Camping at the Lake Tahoe KOA... It's not a good one. Next to the highway, with miniscule sites overflowing with noisy families...
Family next to us are JUST having dinner. Our tent is getting filled charcoal smoke. The munchster can't sleep because of the noise. Joy.
This is sort of like camping in a Walmart parking lot, under a highway overpass.
Another neighbor (not the late diners) is singing. Not singing *along* with music or anything, just randomly breaking out in song...
Payback is coming though. When the munchkin gets up at 6, I'm going to make sure I don't shush him at all.
Someone just decided we need to hear that "if you leave me now" song from the 70's followed by "Love Shack" ...
I'd be more upset, but honestly the music keeps getting drowned out by the 18 wheel trucks passing by on the highway 500 feet away.
WHAT? YOU WANT TO PLAY POKEMON? SURE! AND TURN IT UP, SON! HOW DID YOU SLEEP? GREAT! YEAH I THINK RAYQUAZA IS COOL TOO!
At a new campground. Much nicer... Near a lake. Feels like real nature. Not a car sound at all and no noisy neighbors.

Wednesday 8/18

@circlejtp sorry for the late reply. We're in Fallen Leaf Campground. it's gorgeous
Left camp for the first time in a couple days. Sipping a latte at a Starbucks, checking Internet while the kid plays his NDS. Civilization!

Friday 8/20

Off to Legoland!! W00t!

Saturday 8/21

Legoland! Legoland! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I think I'm more excited than my kid!
Wow, there's some serious lines at Legoland. We're in a "short" line and it's 30 minutes from here! Mooooooo!
OMG!! We got a special back room demo at the "factory tour" and the Lego lady gave us a ton of free Lego pieces!!
Plus I got a pristine red 2x4 brick directly from the injection molding machine!!! So cool!
I was looking through the bins for an elusive 1x1 brick with studs on all sides and she knew I was one of 'them'. :-D

Monday 8/23

Last day of vacation... ~8 hours until home!

Tuesday 8/24

There's a certain bent appeal in the notion of starting one type of vacation, and then just wheeling across the state and doing another.
Wow. My apartment looks frighteningly similar to Hunter S. Thompson's hotel room in Las Vegas at the moment.
Trying to figure out what I missed during my week away from the computer...
Today is the munchkin's first day of 3rd Grade!! W00t!
Just heard this story on NPR about Groupon. They're the next eBay for sure. http://t.co/YFBrqz7
I remember a thing from college: T-shirts with logos from local businesses which give discounts for wearing the shirt. Win-win for everyone.
Wow, the Valerie Plame story looks like it'll be a good movie: Fair Game - http://t.co/XUXL3dj
What's with all the huge infographics lately?!? It's like the designers all decided "Meh. Fuck the markup, I'll just save it as a big gif."

Wednesday 8/25

Everyone in my apartment complex has their windows and doors flung wide open. It sounds like a weird version of Hitchcock's "Rear Window".
RT @Ross: Back to school in California, aint what it used to or supposed to be.. http://is.gd/eC7f3
Groovejet (If This Ain't Love) - http://t.co/QJnEKxn
What an asshole. http://t.co/zpATuCQ
Continuing to slosh through my apartment wearing a lizard tail and a tape recorder strapped to my chest. I need to clean this place up.
The only thing that really worried me was the ether.

Thursday 8/26

My to do list is longer now than when I started my day. Not good.
I scored 14647955 (665 kills, $22027 spent) on Loops in #canvastd http://10k.aneventapart.com/Uploads/155/
Advice from 'America's worst mom' http://bit.ly/bPMJMF - I agree with this woman 10000%
The following is the sound of a complete mental breakdown: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Haven't shaved for over a week - about to shave. My beard is very, very grey. Thinking about keeping the soul patch.
Self realization: I'm not, and never will be, Tom Waits.
The White Stripes - The Hardest Button To Button http://t.co/dHORONL
"I, for one, welcome our new self-replicating printer overlords." http://bit.ly/a3zKUH Wow.
I think the various 7" tablets are going to be surprisingly popular. They have a perfect balance of size, cost and functionality.
Samsung's Galaxy Tab looks fantastic - http://galaxytab.samsungmobile.com/
'Karate Champ XL' for the iPad. I loved this game as a kid. The iPad version is pretty fun. http://bit.ly/ditYnc
Quora: What are the best options for teaching a child how to touch-type? http://qr.ae/O2a
Every day I drive by the house where Google started, as well as the HP Garage, to an office next to Facebook and down the street from PARC.
Actually, I'm sure I pass by a thousand other insanely cool technology birthplaces as well... Silicon Valley rocks.
Wow, this "töken" touch surface is incredible! Can anyone tell me what it's made of? How is it transparent? http://t.co/uDt7nva
@j_loughney The HP Garage was used around 1938 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Garage . My parents weren't even born yet! :-D
@j_loughney As for Google... well, I sorta tear up a bit when I re-read this: http://www.russellbeattie.com/notebook/1008115.html
Did you know that Fry's sells portable solar panels for charging up electronics? http://www.frys.com/product/4980081

Friday 8/27

@derricks The OpenFire guys released some libs that are good (but Java). Does it have to scale? Be in a downloadable client?
Dear co-worker who hired Larissa Riquelme to help launch the Noka C3 in Mexico: You are AWESOME!! http://t.co/H1XPHSN
I will definitely have to talk to my boss tomorrow to see what Larissa can do to help promote NRC... :-)
I bought a Microsoft wireless mouse today and it is complete junk - the scroll wheel sends events *between* clicks, not during them. GRRR.
Happy Helsinki! Finns getting down! http://t.co/LpSe2kK
1, 2, 3 4 tell me that you love me more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABYnqp-bxvg
OMG, it's a live version of Focus - Hocus Pocus Live '73 !! http://t.co/l630YsM

Saturday 8/28

I really love Project Runway! I totally wish I had some gay friends to watch it with.
"Do you think that Batman is smarter than the Fantastic Four?" The munchster has stumbled upon the eternal DC vs. Marvel debate... :-)
The main thing I've gotten done today is writing up a huge to-do list.
Setting up a restricted Windows account for the munchkin to use to learn typing. Trying to figure out how much of a Nazi to be. :-)
I still subscribe to Delicious popular bookmarks, but lately it's just getting spammed like crazy. Y! is asleep at the switch. It's too bad.

Monday 8/30

Chewie and Han (awesome!) http://t.co/Rg05qmA

Tuesday 8/31

Typing "They Might Be Giants (children's)" into Pandora was a *fantastic* idea for dinnertime music with my 8 yo! :-)
Trying out TweetDeck's stream api client... I'm not a big Twitter Client fan, but I wanted to try it out...
I wonder if I can use the Stream API for Roomatic - I'll have to check the docs. I don't know how it works, really... Can it track hashtags?
Coolness - I just posted with my Roomatic twitter account and it appeared instantly in TweetDeck. Streaming is *cool*!!
The streaming API curl examples (http://dev.twitter.com/pages/streaming_api_methods) still use basic auth - I thought that was dead?
Streaming API doesn't support JSONP (yet?) so I can't use it for Roomatic.com unless I want to pass all the requests through my server...
@jkalucki Ahh, thanks for the confirmation, John! Any idea about JSONP support? (i.e. the callback param).
A building nearby has a new "Aol." sign out front inside a speech balloon. Still don't like the typography. http://bit.ly/aSs9pP
I assumed that no Basic Auth was just for the API, not for the main user timeline feed! Doh! Twitter just killed news-reader support!
Wow, "The popular Node.js runtime environment is built into webOS 2.0" http://bit.ly/dpPAnS That's pretty freaking awesome.
"They were able to drop the need for a Java runtime... Effectively, developers can now use JavaScript at every level..." http://t.co/BF3bjW5
I wonder when the hell you can buy the new Archos Android tablets announced today?!? http://bit.ly/8YhHH0

September 2010

Wednesday 9/1

@jkalucki JSONP lets you to add a script tag w/ an external json url as src, calling a function you define, which can process then repeat...
It's amusing to me that three weeks after I declare the death of RSS, Twitter essentially kills its timeline feeds with little to no fuss.
@edbott Basic Auth is working for your timeline feed? I'm talking about this one: http://twitter.com/statuses/friends_timeline/12199652.rss
Since Roomatic was already set up for oAuth, I added an authenticated timeline feed. Share and Enjoy: http://roomatic.com/friends_timeline
Actually, I haven't tested it for more than 5 minutes... how long do oAuth tokens last? Well, I guess I'll find out today...
New Blog Post - Using Roomatic to get your Twitter timeline RSS feed http://goo.gl/fb/bsIFo

Thursday 9/2

Like everyone else, I'm testing out Twitter for the iPad. It's pretty, but not life changing or anything.
‘Super Mario All-Stars’ Returning For Wii http://bit.ly/cwaPbU (I've seriously been waiting for this since the first day I bought my Wii!!)

Friday 9/3

In February, 2008, I wrote about how Twitter had "nearly a million users..." http://bit.ly/9FtuOk Now they're at 145MM? Wow.

Saturday 9/4

Watching "James May's Toy Stories". So far I've learned what Meccano and Scalextric is. Who knew the Brits had their own toy brands?
It seems that the way I cleaned my son's DS to unstick the pinapple juice jammed keys was The Wrong Way (TM) to do it.
The big thing when I was a kid in the 70s/80s was 'slotless racing'. I had a set, but it was horrible. The cars always died mid track.
The best thing about childhood today is there's a lot less toy disappointment, I think. Video games don't stop working after 20 minutes.

Sunday 9/5

I just learned about The Game. I lost.

Monday 9/6

Backing up my iPad is taking *hours*. I finally realized that the Power Save was disconnecting it - but it's still taking forever.
I have ~8GB of *apps* on my iPad. I suspect a large percentage is Wired Magazine issues. I'll be clearing those out after it updates.
My upstairs neighbors are moving. They are the last of the original ones I had when I moved into this shitty apartment 2+ years ago. Ugh.
I need to find another place to live before I lose my fucking mind in this hell-hole.
Hmmm... I just remembered I don't think I've paid any of August's bills yet. I need to do that.
Nokia bets on new smartphones for recovery | Reuters http://t.co/KvFOBs8
MeeGo Phone UI looks – Awesome! | NokiaSaga http://t.co/yvHZuoc
@j_loughney You can tweet however/whatever you like, but I want to say honestly, and without malice, your FourSquare updates are annoying.
I don't have the C skills to write a Curl module for Node. I wish someone would do it though... Curl is so ridiculously useful.
As I've said before, with LibXML2 and Curl bindings, you can pretty much create your own browser.
HTTP is insanely complex (redirects, security, delays, etc.) and HTML is just plain insane. You need battle-hardened tools to do it right.
Upgraded my Ubuntu box to the 10.10 Maverick beta. Took way less time than my iPad is taking to backup and update (still in progress!).
@kbateman Read my recent blog post about new-wave aggregators. :-)
@andreatrasatti We had Erector Sets - same thing as Meccano. They were actually slightly different until recently. Now are exact same.
19 people have tried out my Roomatic Twitter timeline feed hack. Nice! It's amazing Twitter hasn't deleted the icon or fixed it yet.

Tuesday 9/7

Think about your life, Pippin.
@jamespearce I can't imagine that Node's HTTP client is anywhere near as full featured as a Curl lib. I mean, PHP has basic HTTP too, yeah?

Wednesday 9/8

Google Instant's little video skips over "Y" by typing "Why", which is cute, and of course avoids promoting Yahoo! :-)
Today's a sad day... I just realized my site has fallen off the first page of results for "Russ" and "Russell". I was there a few weeks ago.
Oh, wait... no I haven't. Google Instant was auto-searching for "Russell Peters". Wow, that's actually a bit confusing!
Or I'm an idiot... Or I haven't woken up yet. Or a combo most likely...

Thursday 9/9

Just watched the new Star Trek movie. The speed at which they vaporized the red shirt still cracks me up. When's the next one?!?
Gah! The next Star Trek movie won't be until 2012!!
Nice to see that "Athiest, and very serious about it" is at the highest writing level except for not serious Buddhism - http://bit.ly/aOiLT6
Micro Instances for Amazon EC2 http://bit.ly/aqSyuF Wow! $0.02/hour is just $14 a month... Very cool.
TRON SOUNDTRACK http://t.co/MIjeXQB Daft Punk.
My search for a new wireless mouse continues. Trying a Microsoft Wireless Mouse 3500. Very accurate, except for middle clicks... urgh!
Maybe I'll try an Arc mouse next... I'm now using the Arc keyboard, which except for the brain-dead arrow keys, feels gorgeous.
Freedom of Speech is foremost. Burn the Quran if you want, throw some Christian Bibles, American Flags and Disco albums in there as well.
Ahh, the Arc mouse doesn't have BlueTrack - which I'm 100% sold on now. http://bit.ly/ayDIzs Maybe the MS Wireless Mouse 6000?
@ultramookie The Quran burning guy is a complete jackass, obviously. I'm not defending him, just his right to say/do whatever he wants.
My new mouse's scroll wheel is getting a bit less stiff with use. That's nice. It's still missing middle clicks though (*frustrating!!*).

Friday 9/10

Wow, watching the live video of the San Bruno fire. It's *huge*!
YouTube - Slap Chop (Spanish Version) http://t.co/3W4ZOtb I just saw this on TV! (Watching Gol TV soccer news...). Hysterical!!!
Nokia appoints Stephen Elop to President and CEO as of September 21, 2010 http://t.co/mQpf2eu
Obvious choice, really. Microsoft has been doing so well in mobile, and its Business Division execs understands consumer hardware so well...
Wow, Bloglines is dead. The end of an era, baby. http://blog.ask.com/2010/09/bloglines-update.html
Thank god I use my own custom news reader... Having to rely on Google Reader would crush my soul. (I think there's an opportunity there.)
Imagine a next generation online news reader that understands feeds as well as friends, tweets, scraping, sharing, location, etc.
Newsday's Ad For Its iPad App Is Brilliant http://bit.ly/9xGmkx OMG!!! No!!! Though, it's interesting to see what would happen...
@agatheb I just created one for you using my work email... But seriously, you can't expense $100 a year for the 50Gb plan?!
@avernet No way. Look at my blog posts - we miss waaay too much relying on Twitter alone. And Instapaper is nice, but not a real reader.
It's nice to know our new CEO already has a Twitter account (that he most likely created and updates himself even!): @selop
Cool!! William Gibson is speaking at Kepler's Books in Menlo Park tonight at 7 pm! http://bit.ly/afUq0U

Saturday 9/11

The name "Etsy" is a bit strange, I'm pretty sure it must be pronounced exactly like the word "crap". That's the only way it makes sense.

Sunday 9/12

Got a new bike today - a Marin Kentfield http://t.co/2UioVAK It's got 22" wheels, which is the right size for me, but seems HUGE!
Now I have to figure out a good spot to go riding with the munchster tomorrow... Someplace fun without insane traffic.
The new hotness for all 8 year olds in the Beattie household is Yu-Gi-Oh... http://bit.ly/9AkhET
Nokia’s New CEO: Challenges | Monday Note http://t.co/XwH3qAG (By Jean-Louis Gassée)

Monday 9/13

Watching Mad Men. Apparently Don has started blogging.
Anssi Vanjoki resigns from Nokia - http://t.co/CB2Tz7H
Took a couple weeks, but I finally got the munchster to school before his new 10 minute earlier bell.
You gotta love Mondays that start out with a website crash. There's two hours of my life I want back. Why do distribs fuck with httpd.conf?!

Tuesday 9/14

The ninjas are deadly and silent. They're also unspeakably violent. They speak Japanese and do whatever they please.
Slightly amused that I was a month ahead of the "RSS is Dead" trend that Bloglines set off. Not that anyone reads my blog any more. :-)
If a person writes a blog post and no one reads it, was it actually written?
RT @nokia: The new Nokia Browser is web-kit-based and renders standards-compliant HTML, CSS and JavaScript #NokiaWorld
I need to go to bed. I have to assume that since I actually work there, I'll hear about any shiny new Nokia stuff in the morning, no?
I have a thing I call "News Reader Zero". It's just like "Inbox Zero", except exactly opposite in terms of productivity when you reach it.

Wednesday 9/15

Gah! Jury Duty! The punishment for being a registered voter.
I want the new Twitter! I don't see it yet. *sadface*
Forced myself to watch this video of a tower climber. (My hands and feet involuntarily sweat like crazy). http://youtu.be/txdv_oNq81I
RT @nokia: #NokiaWorld day 2 is about to start. Follow the keynotes live at http://events.nokia.com/nokiaworld/
Watching the stream of @timberners_lee speaking at NokiaWorld...
RT @mobitopia: Mobibot v0.5.0 is out, with support for identi.ca.: http://bit.ly/cyUg6q
But I'm a million different people from one day to the next I can't change my mold, no, no, no, no, no
@jagibson Not just any tune, but the most litigated violin riff in history, I would imagine.
They took that tower climbing video down, here's a copy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uccjrp5NRYE

Thursday 9/16

Still no new Twitter for me. :-(
@seedmag Your site's barfing up 403 Forbidden...

Friday 9/17

Still seeing the old Twitter UI. I don't know why I expected to see it quicker, but I did.
I wonder if the new UI still has a link to the broken RSS feed? The old one still does.
The Venn diagram of Republicans and clueless jackasses looks exactly like a circle. Amazing but true.
Ran into an ex-coworker from Yahoo! a week or so ago in CVS. I just now finally remembered his name. I have zero people skills or ability.
Nokia's Plug and Touch turns your HDTV into a giant N8 (video) http://bit.ly/bMoEwv w00t! Go Marshall!!

Saturday 9/18

Watching a Russell Brand standup on Netflix - he talked about using Google to search for his name. Sorry Russ, I'm still ranked higher. :-)

Sunday 9/19

BIG changes happening. Just co-signed a lease for a cute little house in Los Altos. Moving in 2 weeks with wife and kid. Crazy but true.

Monday 9/20

NRC's office is in the 'epicenter of Silicon Valley' (#3) http://bit.ly/c1dcCK I didn't realize the whole area is still owned by Stanford.
Still don't see the #NewTwitter. Gaaaah!!!
@jamespearce Hehehe. Now I understand why you didn't respond to my DM... ;-)

Tuesday 9/21

Tomad vuestra racion, ratas amarillas! http://bit.ly/aoPxu2
YouTube - WHERE GOOD IDEAS COME FROM by Steven Johnson http://t.co/6vcxEeW
The last day of summer is freakin' *cold*!!!
RT @MSFTResearch: Microsoft Research's Project Hawaii: The Cloud, to go. http://bit.ly/aHoA65

Wednesday 9/22

Still seeing the old Twitter. I tried to sign up for a new account to see if that would give me the new UI just to see it, but no joy.
The Equinox is on Twitter - @theequinox That's just crazy. If you don't pull an all nighter to publish the 'Nox, it doesn't count.
I've been using iCab for iPad - which has tabs and integrated AdBlock-like functionality, but Grazing looks very nice! http://bit.ly/aKZP0r
@grazingbrowser I just bought your iPad browser, only to find out it's missing Basic Authentication support. Could you fix that? Thanks! :-)
PARC launches a next gen news reader: http://www.kiffets.com/ I'm telling you, we're about to see a wave of these types of services.

Thursday 9/23

Italian Soccer Team Employs Fake Fans http://bit.ly/aloVrD Even weirder: I've actually been to Trieste, backpacking in '98.
Why am I still looking at the old Twitter?!?!? Grrrr...
The Galaxy Tab video is interesting. The lag on the UI is severe though - is that the OS or the CPU? http://youtu.be/tAbsmHMAhrQ?hd=1
I haven't used a 7" netpad yet, but it looks just about perfect. 5" is a little too small (Archos 5) and 9" is a little too big (iPad).
Wow, Admiral Grace Hopper on Dave Letterman back in the 80s. Very cool. http://youtu.be/57bfxsiVTd4

Friday 9/24

I'm pretty amazed that Zuckerberg is able to give $100M away - I had assumed his "net worth" was based on unrealistic valuations.
Microsoft invested $240M for 2% of Facebook just a few years ago, and now Zuckerberg alone has enough hard cash to give $100M away?
RT @andreatrasatti: My career as a movie star is about to start, see my introduction to Projects: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WEGFTXo5WA
I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNLOtGL7k4#t=2m20s
ARE YOU THREATENING ME!??!
If you middle-click the new tab (+) button in Chrome, it does an automatic search for anything in your clipboard! Useful!
Not just in your clipboard, but any text you might be highlighting as well. Sure you can right-click and choose "search for", but it's cool.
RT @bperry: some people noticed by Nokia N8 last night here in SF, said it "looked cool" and "where can I get one"
Come on Czechs! Add some closed-captioning to this LG Win7 video: http://youtu.be/3a0uiL_Pl-w

Saturday 9/25

A boy on my son's soccer team was wearing vintage Umbro shorts today. Turns out his dad has had them since college! Damn!!
How do they not make these Umbro shorts any more!?! I used to *live* in them. http://bit.ly/aQnG12
I should be packing for the move, but instead I'm installing dd-wrt on my router. #Procrastination

Sunday 9/26

Decided to code name my projects based on the elements, then decided that the first one was too good not to register. http://hydrogen.io :-)
After a packed Saturday (early soccer game, dentist and a long birthday pool party), we're having a lazy Sunday with Legend of Zelda. Whew!
Speaking of "packed" I need to get my ass in gear.
After installing dd-wrt on my Netgear router, my external bandwidth increased substantially: http://bit.ly/doLeQE Was
Cloud9 IDE - The Javascript IDE, by Javascripters for Javascripters http://t.co/8g4DEFU (Very cool idea - testing it now.)
@k4shif My real bandwidth was at least 25% less - I rarely crossed into 50, usually around 45Mbps or so, and same sort of increase going up.
@Cloud9IDE Maybe it's just me, but the three sample graphics on the front page of cloud9ide.com all point to the same image.
I really need to be away from the computer and packing. You'd think as much as I hate this freakin' apartment, I'd be psyched to start, no?
I think I've decided I like Pepsi more than Coke. I like that it's sweeter. Not sure why it took me so long to figure that out...
Nokia’s Bureaucracy Stifled Innovation, Ex-Managers Say http://nyti.ms/bpKJiN (It's like deja-yahoo all over again...)

Monday 9/27

Welcome to Nokia, Mr. Elop | Reuters.com http://bit.ly/9RzzdV
Where the hell is the goddamn new Twitter?!?!?! #NewTwitter
@boinzy Nice idea, I just tried it but no joy.
The coming wave of tablets is so exciting, I just can't figure out where a unique opportunity is yet.
Got to fondle a Nokia E7 today: It's a very slick device - great feel, screen is beautiful, keyboard is nice, size is good. Thumbs up.
playbook.io and .am are still available... :-)

Tuesday 9/28

Just the other day I thought about using XMarks, but then opted not to start relying on a service I wasn't sure would last. Good decision.
W00000t!! I got me some new Twitter!!! #NewTwitter
@MeltingIce Thanks Ryan! Your app just alerted me I had the new Twitter - and it was right. :-)
I love Unilever's logo - here's a flash version which shows explains all the bits. Coolness. http://bit.ly/9mgV2Z

Wednesday 9/29

New Blog Post - Testing out Kindle Reader for Web - Ultimate H2G2 http://goo.gl/fb/2TdoN

Thursday 9/30

RT @himymprod: Victoria has 128 votes! Robin follows closely with 117, Stella rolls in with 26 and Blah Blah rounds out the top four wi ...
VW's Terminal Mode prototype with a Nokia N97 at the helm, we go hands-on -- Engadget http://bit.ly/cXfndy
RT @TeroatNokia: Excited about the Twitter conversation starting at 9:30 pacific time today! Will try to answer as many Qs as I can. #Ov ...
Apparently I'm on point today at work to make sure the giant display is working for @teroatNokia 's Twitter Q&A... Should get moving.
RT @nokia: What a day!! #N8 is shipping & Tero Ojanpera, EVP Services (@teroatnokia) will take YOUR #ovi questions from 9:30-10:15 pacif ...
Someone desperately needs to invent an 8 a.m. that comes after 11 a.m. I'd totally buy one of those.
RT @quimgil: Qt Web Runtime is now integrated in the MeeGo 1.1 weekly releases http://gitorious.org/qt-web-runtime
@jamespearce That's been done before with xml/xhtml/xsl - remember cocoon? Everything was stored as a document. It didn't work well.
We get the keys to the new house tonight! W00t!
Testing out Google's URL shortener: http://goo.gl/McEF - My Feedburner feed links were already listed, which I didn't expect. Cool.

October 2010

Friday 10/1

Tempted to post a picture on Quora and turn it into some sort of high-brow Hot Or Not...
Ok, which one of you lives in Belize and clicked my goo.gl link earlier? There was only one of you. And one Kiwi too... And a bucha yanks.
@jamespearce Interesting... I didn't realize you were in Belize. :-) I wonder if the link was pre-fetched? Hmm...
I'm moving at about half speed, when I really need to be moving at double. Not good.
Truck's in the yard, loading has begun...
MOVING! See you on the flip side.

Sunday 10/3

Woke up in a cute new house with my family and Internet access. That doesn't suck. :-)

Monday 10/4

Holy mother... The spiders in Los Altos are frigin' HUGE. Aaaaaaaahhh!!!
RT @Squace: "If someone's using a PC to demo the Next Big Thing, then it's not the next big thing." @RussB
It's pretty amazing that a short post I wrote 5 years ago is still being quoted. http://www.russellbeattie.com/blog/1008661 :-)

Wednesday 10/6

My mod_rewrite foo is strong today. Fear my URL redirecting power.

Thursday 10/7

Wow... that new Gap logo is the suck.
Video: Mobile Monday Silicon Valley - October 2010, Apps vs Web Apps http://bit.ly/bzxFmE
Wow, just saw that Libya's NIC is reclaiming .ly domains for no real reason. Makes me wonder if the .io domains I love are a good idea.
Just requested access to the Y! Alum Facebook group because, well, I'm an alum.
The insane breakage that's going to occur when bit.ly disappears is going to be truly epic.
The .ly domain space to be considered unsafe | :Ben Metcalfe Blog http://bit.ly/aXYT3N
Firefighters let home burn - http://bit.ly/bGmfCg (This is how Republicans want social services to work.)

Friday 10/8

Video: ShortCutD (Add Multitask/Menu/Phone buttons to your N900) http://bit.ly/aSz8XV
I wonder how John would feel about having his hand drawn cartoon and best song being used in a website commercial?

Saturday 10/9

@iliquido Thanks a ton! I hadn't even noticed it... I hosed a title update on an old post and it renamed everything! Happily I had backups.
Nice! A new version of iCab Browser for the iPad. Lots of great tweaks. I love this app - I use it every day.

Sunday 10/10

I put an extra LCD monitor with PC speakers and the $59 Roku box in our bedroom, and it works great! Who needs a TV anymore?
Took a fun bike ride around our new neighborhood. Mtn. View High School's campus is nicer than my college was, I swear.

Monday 10/11

I've been saying for easily a year not to count Microsoft out in mobile yet. Windows Phone 7 looks pretty good.

Tuesday 10/12

Just learned about Levenshtein Distance last night. Created in 1965 - I wonder what the state of the art is like...? http://bit.ly/bOmRDu
I used the levenshtein distance while processing a few thousand article titles in a db last night - it's surprisingly accurate.

Friday 10/15

My PC speakers are buzzing. Normally I wouldn't care, but working in a research lab makes me wonder what crazy shit is happening nearby. :-)

Saturday 10/16

"I don't like spasketti, 'cuz it looks like worms."

Sunday 10/17

"How much Monkey God gold are we talking about?"
Talk about a "killer app". Cut The Rope combined with a rainy Sunday morning may be the impetus for buying another iPad...
Hosted Javascript apps... Cool stuff. Erbix.com http://bit.ly/9hQzdZ

Tuesday 10/19

Steve has spoken. Though shalt not covet 7" tablets. (Until Apple launches one next year, of course.)
Need to go to bed. #nottired #nightowl #morningsucks

Thursday 10/21

MobileCrunch on Windows Phone 7: "The interface just… made sense." http://t.co/qrxgmQw
Will someone please get Steve Jobs a goddamn cheeseburger?! The man is emaciated!
'No Parking' signs to greet President Barack Obama in Palo Alto - $30k a head fundraiser at Marissa Mayer's house http://bit.ly/azV4sC
Want to set up IPv6 on your DD-WRT wireless router? Be *very* afraid: http://www.dd-wrt.com/wiki/index.php/IPv6
Just FYI, I added QR Code support to Mowser years ago... :-) http://mowser.com/qrcode?url=http://www.russellbeattie.com
New Blog Post - HTML5 Microdata - Thoughts on semantic data, mobile adaption and Facebook FBML http://goo.gl/fb/4fdzA

Friday 10/22

66 page views on my blog post yesterday. Not that I want 10's of thousands like in my heyday, but it's almost not worth the effort any more.
IntoMobile: "There are now more femtocells in America than actual cell towers" http://bit.ly/coA2Vs (Wow!)
Thanks for the link love @pgcat! You rock! :-)

Sunday 10/24

"I get to say, 'What the hell is a jigawatt!?' and no one is laughing." http://bit.ly/bq3Yq7
I'm sorta happy the Yankees lost - because I love my Yankees cap and didn't want to have to stop wearing it.

Tuesday 10/26

Jimmy Carter will be at Kepler's bookstore in Menlo Park at 7 p.m., Oct. 26, to sign his new book, "White House Diary." http://bit.ly/99IOgU
Maylong 7-inch M-150 Universe Tablet Powered by Android | Walgreens - $99.99 http://t.co/kXiC3TK (Holy Cow!)
NOOKcolor - The Ultimate Reading Experience - Barnes & Noble http://t.co/riVZtNF (Wow x 2!)
NewsBlur: A feed reader with intelligence http://t.co/5VbaJpe (Very cool stuff).

Wednesday 10/27

The time is quickly approaching where I will need to wear pants and shoes on a daily basis. Frowny face.
Not that I want Texas to win, but Lincecum's "giant step" forward when he pitches seems like it should be against the rules.
San Diego Zoo Gets Funky - Brand New http://t.co/NasrciU (I love the Zoo's branding and logo redesign. Very fun.)
Carly Fiorina wrong for HP, wrong for California - http://bit.ly/c2pp8p

Thursday 10/28

Updated to PR1.3, copied the Meego 1.1 files to an SDCard and popped it into my N900, but it doesn't seem to want to boot. Hmm...
bunzipping the bz2 file... maybe that'll help?
@seetu "Formals". Nice. That cracked me up. :-)
Ahh, thanks @kbateman and @jukkaeklund - I wasn't sure how low level I had to get. :-) dd'ing now...
Still can't figure out how to get my N900 to dual-boot from the SD... Will have to wait for a step-by-step tutorial.
Very cool - MeeGo v1.1 Netbook works great on my Lenovo Ideapad S10-T3! The touchscreen works now too! Rock on!

Friday 10/29

"Leaked DVD Screener of The Social Network A BitTorrent Hit" http://bit.ly/ajtnrG
"Paper Toss dev makes $500k per month just on mobile ads." http://bit.ly/9HkHLy (Kill me now. How am I not doing this sort of thing?)

Saturday 10/30

PlayOn is the media server I've always wanted - streams web content, DivX movies, etc. to just about any device. Very well done.

Sunday 10/31

Wow... I wonder how much TimeWarner paid Google to use their logo spot to promote Warner's Scooby Doo franchise?

November 2010

Monday 11/1

McDonald's Rolls out McRib Sandwich Nationwide http://adage.com/u/bd2Pfa
"The animal we make the meat from is extinct." "The cow?" "The pig?" "No, think smaller and more legs."
PAC-MAN Championship Edition DX : Japanese Trailer http://t.co/LujamG7 (WOW!!!)

Tuesday 11/2

Oracle bought ATG? They're becoming the Computer Associates of the 2010's...
Urgh. I just moved and now I can only vote 'provisionally' aka ballot gets thrown into the trash.

Wednesday 11/3

Duuuuuuuude!! I can't wait to vote Yes on Prop. 19!! It'll be righteous! Wait, what day is it?

Thursday 11/4

"Kinect game manuals suggest that you stand at least 7' away from the sensor, or 9' if you want a second player" http://aol.it/bGs3SS Gah!!
Wow... syncing my iPad after upgrading iTunes and it gave me an honest-to-goodness BSOD. I thought those were gone!
To be clearer: I saw the BSOD on my Windows 7 computer at home, which I only use for syncing, etc. I thought Win7 didn't have them any more.
My god! My iPad actually has multitasking now! Just checked my email and came back to my browser without any page refresh. It's a miracle!

Friday 11/5

I have to admit, I have zero real understanding of the 'Standard Model' of physics. Quarks? Bosons? I have no idea what they do. Sad.
Working at home. So nice... but I forgot my MacBook display adapter at work. Not sure who I'm more annoyed with... myself or Apple.
I bought a Kinect yesterday. If you don't have a huge (*HUGE*) living room it's almost useless. Sorry, MS - you dropped the ball here.
I can't imagine what the Kinect guys must have been thinking. The cameras and IR couldn't have been optimized for closer interaction?
I can hear sounds from my son's school from home! That's so cool! Just faint distant echoes of little kids playing. :-)

Saturday 11/6

Mounted my Kinect camera on top of my TV with a GPS mounting kit that I had lying around. Works *MUCH* better now.
Mac OS X is an ASTOUNDING PIECE OF SHIT. How do you hipster geeks get *anything* done on this pile of excrement?!??!
New Blog Post - Mounting the Kinect camera on your TV using a generic GPS car kit http://goo.gl/fb/U8yQ8

Sunday 11/7

"It cost them their majority, and it was worth it." http://slate.me/9rebgz

Monday 11/8

I want to love the Microsoft Wireless Mouse, but it drives me crazy because it won't register middle clicks if it's moving *at all*.
In fact, it won't register normal clicks if it's even slightly in motion. It's not a software setting - it works the same on all platforms.
I wish news agencies would stop using that photo and caption of NRC Helsinki for normal Nokia stories, it gunks up my search feeds for work.
Wow, Google has already sent a few hundred page views to my Kinect camera mount blog post. I should throw some ads up on that baby!
RT @jranck: Nokia Reaches Out to Learning Institutions to Enhance Mobile Application Development - http://bit.ly/drSSjn
RT @chippy: RT @amybarton: RT @charltonb: Introduction to Web Runtime on MeeGo http://intel.ly/9AtVoq #appup < More app options!

Thursday 11/11

loved Modern Marvels - s15 | e17 - Modern Marvels on Boxee http://bit.ly/b4vhwr
The Kinect effect: how Harmonix mastered Dance Central's menus http://bit.ly/cTvx3u
How did I not notice until now that my N900 can browse and play DLNA/UPnP media shares?!?!?
Anyone else notice that Quora added rss feeds for Profiles and Topic pages? Not on question pages though, which is odd...
Playing with Google Refine to see if it can help clean up some Researcher Biblio info (trying to clean up authors). Not impressed so far.

Saturday 11/13

Struggling to install an Intel LGA 775 CPU socket heatsink. Already bleeding profusely.
@hephail Huh? No - I use Linux. Installing a new, more quieter fan on my media-PC in my living room. It's old.
What am I missing about the Samsung Galaxy Tab that it can demand a price more than twice that of any other 7" tablet?

Sunday 11/14

RT @ecyrd: Whoa. The Nokia Qt SDK Remote Compiler is srsly brilliant. Really easy to use too.
Why does AT&T sponsor an F1 team? So weird... like Telefonica sponsoring NASCAR.
I was playing with a pretty advanced prototype of Yahoo! TV back in 2004... Yet Google got there first. So. Many. Lost. Opportunities.
The munchster really wants to go play at the Pokemon League... It was a great activity last week when it was raining, but today is gorgeous!
I'm thinking like a New Englander again... "SUN! WARMTH! IN NOVEMBER!?! QUICK, ENJOY IT BEFORE IT GOES AWAY FOR 5 MONTHS!!!"
@jhstrauss There was a downloadable version too, right? I remember trying to run something at home, but thinking it needed to mature a bit.
@jhstrauss The stuff that really gets me is everyone talking about Twitter TV - watching together. Like the IM integration had in Y! TV...
@jhstrauss Well, honestly, Boxee, Roku and GoogleTV wouldn't be even close to viable products without Netflix and now maybe Hulu.
@fabricapo You have a surprisingly full life for a CEO of a startup. Is it the Italian in you? May have to stop following out of pure envy.
Hanging out in the corner of a hobby shop using their free WiFi while the munchkin plays Pokemon TCG in the next room. :-)
If they served espresso, it'd be perfect, actually...

Monday 11/15

Wow, the results from those guys hacking the Kinect camera are already freaking *amazing*! http://youtu.be/7QrnwoO1-8A
RT @luovanto: MeeGo conference live streaming working like a dream. #meegoconf http://conference2010.meego.com/program/live-streaming
@OpportunityFund My wife Ana works in your Finance department, so I figured I'd follow you guys to keep up with your good work. :-)

Tuesday 11/16

I posted about NFC a couple years ago when I first started working at Nokia. It's a very useful technology. http://bit.ly/9dd8qW

Wednesday 11/17

After singing a chorus of "Short People" this morning I was accused of making it up! Randy Newman I'm not. What did we do before YouTube?
I'm down to my least favorite, purple-striped, "you really, really need to do laundry" set of boxers.
RT @twhume: LOLing at the dismembered finger in the Nokia Qt videos: http://labs.qt.nokia.com/2009/05/13/qt-declarative-ui/
The trend of blogs using completely random (and stupid) images to accompany *every* post has finally pushed me to change my custom reader.
Now I see a text-only summary of the first paragraph, then only if I decide to expand the item, do I see the images/links.
Happy Birthday @ethauvin !! (Remember when we used to blog this sort of thing? :-) )
@jimh @ethauvin True, but actually, I remembered only because Erik posted that birthday cartoon on his blog. :-)
Now Over 200 Million Users A Month, Disqus Gets A New Look, Premium Add-Ons, New API #myfeeds http://t.co/Qb5hbrO

Thursday 11/18

Just downloaded @bluefirereader for my iPad, then checked my library's website to see if they have Adobe eBooks, and they do. Nice!!
It's sort of a pain in the ass to get the Adobe eBooks on the iPad, but hey. Too bad Amazon's not on board with the Kindle.
Accidentally hit Windows Key + N in Chrome. Yowza. My eyes!!
@ultramookie Oh, wait... I think it's an Ubuntu thing... Or Gnome. Or something OS based. Yeah, it reverses colors on any app. Weird!
RT @fredille: Nokia Research Center - Fire on Ice: World's first ice touchscreen virtually burns - 17 November 2010 - New Scientist http ...
@charleshood @LenDevanna Oh, wow, Charles! I apologize profusely! ;-)
Alternative To The "200 Lines Kernel Patch That Does Wonders" Which You Can Use Right Away ~ http://t.co/ld69znu
Wait... They're saying it's *another* tech bubble? That makes the third one I've missed getting rich on.
RT @agatheb: Meego meetup at our Nokia office in Palo Alto http://meetu.ps/4Myt

Friday 11/19

Why didn't they make the em value in CSS = to 10px and make all our lives easier? Why 16px? Just to be a pain in the ass?

Saturday 11/20

Just saw the trailer for Sucker Punch... it takes place in a mental hospital in Brattleboro, Vermont - the place of my birth. Coincidence?
Awesome. I am totally this Dad... http://t.co/B3a2E54
Explaining to my son what Twitter is... He was wondering what the "share" button on Boxee would do... :-)

Sunday 11/21

Just bought Age of Empires from Games For Windows for 10 MS points, which I had sitting in my XBox Live account, which was integrated. Wow.

Monday 11/22

loved Real time lightsaber on the Kinect on PC on Boxee http://bit.ly/a9Zvry
US: "Ah, a nice short work week before holiday craziness." Euros: "Ah, last chance to jam in work before leaving for a month." Disconnect?

Tuesday 11/23

Call me old-fashioned, but I preferred the term 'jewels' to 'junk'. Not that I care all that much if the TSA sees either.
RT @avalanche123: "Java is a DSL for taking large XML files and converting them to stack traces"

Thursday 11/25

Just finished watching Planes, Trains and Automobiles with the family. I *love* that movie during the holidays... :-)

Friday 11/26

Tryptophannnnnnnnnnnn...
http://damnyouautocorrect.com is absolutely hysterical. Shows how bad that UI is. Spell check should ALWAYS be opt in, not opt out.

Sunday 11/28

I love this guy's enthusiasm and ability to communicate ideas - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbkSRLYSojo
I love this guy's enthusiasm and ability to communicate ideas - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbkSRLYSojo
@fredille So happy I started following you. :-) http://research.nokia.com/news/11373

Monday 11/29

First school day back after Thanksgiving break... "Good morning! How did you sleep munchkin?" "WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME SO MANY QUESTIONS!??!"
Dear Coworker: You can keep pressing that Outlook "recall" button all you want, but really, you're just making it worse.

Tuesday 11/30

I wonder if we could get Steve Jobs and Stephen Elop to commit to a coin toss to see who wins in court, and give all legal fees to charity?
My new favorite blog is "Brand New" - he analyzes logo and corporate branding redesigns daily. Really great. http://t.co/mOBhcfq
The $139.99 Android tablet at Toys 'R' Us http://t.co/FbkXPC4 Holy cow. Can you create an Android tablet app between now and Xmas?
Twitter Confuses U.S. Babysitter With a Cricket Match - Global News - Advertising Age http://t.co/dUaup4z

December 2010

Wednesday 12/1

Call me crazy, but the big-box stores selling the official Charlie Brown Christmas Tree™ may have missed the point... http://t.co/CoNtovF
iPad leading e-book reader demand despite Kindle price advantage http://t.co/YCEJ9aQ (Repeat after me: Converged. Devices. *Always.* Win.)
Office Depot welcomes 10-inch ViewSonic G Tablet into the fold, slaps $399 sticker on it http://t.co/szgvjVs woooah.
Holy crap, it's December.
When I was my son's age... The IBM PC was still a year away from being introduced and the Mac was 3 years away.
When I was my son's age... The Atari 2600 was just entering it's third Christmas and was THE game to have.
When I was my son's age... The (brand new) Empire Strikes Back action figures were the thing to ask Santa for.
When I was my son's age... There were 2 billion less people living on Earth.
When I was my son's age... Jimmy Carter was still president for another couple months.
When I was my son's age... There was no such thing as a "Donkey Kong".
@Moof "people" is a "mass noun" and thus is used with "less" rather than "fewer" which is for things you can count individually.
@Syniq I guess if you're the type of person (i.e. a Brit) who uses the term 1,000 million instead of billion, then it wouldn't be pedantic.
@Syniq Shall we talk about the correct usage of the word "math" next? Like "physics" and "linguistics", "mathematics" is not a plural noun.
The Feed RSS Reader for iPad http://t.co/L5XdELj - Heh, I updated my news reader a week or so ago and it looks very similar to this.

Thursday 12/2

Keep a node.js server up with Forever http://t.co/LkdiApG So nice that others keep solving problems like this for the rest of us. :-)
New Strawberry-picking Robot From Japan http://t.co/5TjGXjO
I've entered that self-loathing stage of procrastination. There's just depression, blind rage and inevitable mental breakdown left to go.
I really like Adobe Air - if they could do something about the freakin' memory leaks, it'd be an astoundingly good platform.
RT @dalmaer: OH: "I love how my wife doesn't know that me installing 'Find My iPhone' is really me installing 'Find My Wife'"
@jukkaeklund Actually, my favorite part is just the embedded Webkit engine. It's basically a self-contained web app runner.
Will Netflix Kill the Internet? http://t.co/RDw3f7w

Friday 12/3

@ethauvin I developed a Kiosk app at work with Air, and it's not bad. I love that it's a cross-platform dev environment and self-contained.
@lordbodak I haven't used a 7" in anger yet, so I'm not sure. I love my iPad, so I might really miss the size, even if the pixels are fat.
Chrome 8 released: web app support and built-in PDF viewer are a go http://t.co/UKrrcVv Wow, I was still using v6! So embarrassing!!!
Play Game Boy Online http://bit.ly/fce8gP
Meet the ViewSonic G Tablet - gTablet http://t.co/axpLvwe Wow... $399 at OfficeDepot, available right now. Very, very tempting.
Netflix Blog: Why We Choose HTML5 for User Experiences on Devices http://t.co/o58VPDR
RT @jamespearce: "James will build an MVC-based Sencha Touch app faster than you can finish a beer" http://bit.ly/dZsMUV
Is referring to someone as a "man Friday" a bad thing? Does it have racist undertones?
You can set breakpoints within JavaScript - simply call 'debugger;' http://t.co/V5FezqP God I hope I remember this next time I need it.
Marcello's Homepage - Calvin & Hobbes http://t.co/0LhUBzD It's so awesome this is still available. Just downloaded the zip file. :-)

Saturday 12/4

The ViewSonic G Tablet is *unbelievably* bad. Horrible. Unusable. The screen is terrible, no apps work (e.g. Angry Birds). DO NOT BUY.
I'm returning the POS first thing tomorrow. Even if I had never touched an iPad in my life, it'd still be horrible, but in comparison? Gah!
I can't believe they'd sell a tablet with a single viewing angle (landscape, exactly straight-on). Anything else is headache inducing.
Just watched the original Tron with the munchster. It definitely stands the test of time, and makes the new movie's trailer even cooler.
In Tron there's a sign in Alan's cubicle that says "gort klaatu barada nikto" - I just looked it up. Amusing.

Sunday 12/5

3 Sundays hanging out in a hobby shop while the munchkin plays Pokemon before buckling and dropping $150 on German board games.

Monday 12/6

Now that I've played with some of the other Android tablets, I can see now why Samsung can charge a premium. Huge quality difference.
App Engine gets Streaming API and longer background tasks http://t.co/WCMEr1w Oooh. 10 minutes, nice.
Remember when I was experimenting with mobile eBooks back in 2004? http://t.co/dVYPujU What a difference 6 years makes. ;-)
Vi Hart: Mathematical Doodling http://t.co/jf63iYt (So cool.)
Trust me that I don't say this lightly, given my general antipathy for them: Google's eBook platform just beat everyone hands down.
The only thing that's missing is a Netflix-like subscription model. Especially for children's books - they zip through new ones weekly.
It's astounding to me how far/fast Android has come in just two years. GOOG is setting an impossible pace.
RT @PaulOBrien: Nice find - Android 2.3 user guide... tons of screenshots! RT @FreedomITA: @PaulOBrien check this http://bit.ly/hy0dTu
Android 2.3 Official Video http://t.co/0aJDNMj

Tuesday 12/7

Obama announces tax deal with Republicans http://yhoo.it/fJ8jHx HOW in the FUCK did this happen!?!? Unfuckingbelievable.
"Sorry I'm standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest..." http://bit.ly/f22iSm
High Five Cam http://t.co/fSDUWad "Free high fives! BAM!"
Yesterday I said Google was setting a blistering pace in mobile. I was wrong. They're setting a blistering pace in *everything*.
Crankshaft + node.js == ohboyohboyohboy.
New Blog Post - Cloud Services as Personal Conduits http://goo.gl/fb/kTzYo
"OnLive enables game spectating on your iPad" http://t.co/15GXHih (Wow! It works! Insane legal agreement though.)
@jdl0301 That's because it's still pretty geeky to add AdBlock. Flipboard made it simple. What happens when others follow their footsteps?

Wednesday 12/8

Review: Mendeley makes managing research more fun http://t.co/338Py7C (Woah... BibDesk has some competition!)
Google wants to convert the Capslock key into a "Search" key. Not a bad idea, but it'd probably be more useful as a Control key instead.
RT @DanielEllsberg: EVERY attack now made on Assange and @wikileaks was made against me and release of Pentagon Papers http://bit.ly/eZnep8
RT @thenokiablog: Nokia to introduce new user experience with MeeGo in 2011 http://nokb.ly/yt
My refurb Kindle I bought a couple months ago on sale is dead as a doornail. Won't charge.
RT @andreatrasatti: Want to push a notification to a Nokia device from an application, your server or a Web site? Check this out http:// ...
@edisonsdesk Lots of people (me included) use the right alt key as the Alt-Gr to get to ñ and accented letters for words like diá... :-)
Went into System -> Preferences -> Keyboard and reset my capslock key to "hyper" (aka menu). Then assigned that to be a quick-launch key.
RT @dalmaer: "Many iPad apps are in large part, just HTML5 apps, inside a wrapper." http://ajxn.it/fnLvwy

Thursday 12/9

Samsung Focus (with Windows Phone 7) Review http://t.co/lIvL0CJ
1:23 am. My favorite moment of the day.
Amazon recommendations needs to take into account a crazy concept known as "aging". I no longer want books on babies, toddler toys, etc.
Amazon's "Window Shopper" app for the iPad is pretty awesome. Truly the first real digital successor to the Sears Catalog.

Friday 12/10

Screenr - Create screencasts and screen recordings the easy way http://t.co/gd494fQ (Nice and clean.)
My latest nutty domain registration... http://c.affeine.com They always seem like such brilliant ideas at the time...
RT @iankennedy: Apps breathing new life into RSS. "Read All About It: News Apps Arrive" - WSJ.com http://otf.me/8uk
More Cores = Longer Battery Life for Your Next Smart Phone http://t.co/kccvzvo
Comedy Central's rebranding looks great - http://t.co/CAomF4K
Comedy Central: Still Funny? - Brand New http://t.co/0RU1wqG
'Carcassonne' Universal Update Hits http://t.co/8O8LN2u

Saturday 12/11

@martinlittle "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

Sunday 12/12

The munchkin is having his first game of XBox Live with a pal, complete with voice chat... Lego Star Wars rules!

Monday 12/13

Pero, no entiendo. Que demonio es un 'itun'?!

Tuesday 12/14

Michael Moore: Why I'm Posting Bail Money for Julian Assange http://huff.to/gTHFs9

Wednesday 12/15

I just realized that with some basic settings Spotlight already does what I use Quicksilver/Alfred to do which is to simply launch files.
IndexedDB is a non-structured, object storage database, with arbitrary, automated indexes? Holy crap, it's Lotus Notes!! :-)
"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." - Martin Golding
Decided I needed to change my passwords today. I use like 3 of them regularly. But they suck. I foresee pain and suffering.

Thursday 12/16

Watching "It's A Wonderful Life" - almost convinced my son the whole world was black and white back then, Calvin and Hobbes style. :-)
Everyone else is in bed... Watching Christmas Vacation. Holy shit, that's Johnny Galecki!
Wow, *tons* of iPad games were just released: http://t.co/HNYUAq3
The economics of iOS apps are scary as hell. EA just dropped the price of most of their iPad apps to 99 cents. Insane.
@koehntopp I did see that... Pretty amazing numbers.
App Inventor (beta) is now available in Labs to anyone with a Google account - http://t.co/Ipt3k98
Wow... changing passwords has given me a new appreciation on how many devices I use to access the Internet on a daily basis.
Why Not All WebKit Mobile Browsers Are Created Equal http://t.co/FUpzXQb
The Great Electronic Arts 99¢ Sale of 2010 http://t.co/Kr5XYkU
My brain is in desperate need of a massive infusion of caffeine and glucose. I may have to break my "No Red Bull Before Noon" rule today.
RT @Alyssa_Milano: LISTEN: Assange speaks of his relief at being freed➛ http://bit.ly/g5mZGH #cablegate #wikileaks /via @mparent77772
@andreatrasatti Monopoly is surprisingly fun and challenging, especially on "hard" mode against 3 computers. :-)
@tamhanna @tomiahonen No Tam, you got it spot on. If you check out the top 10 App Store downloads now? All EA except Angry Birds!
Hoky crap... Yahoo! is 'sunsetting' delicious?!? http://t.co/zS7Gxmw

Friday 12/17

RT @gaberivera: Delicious was uberseminal, basically *the* Web 2.0 prototype. I wish the Smithsonian could keep it running.
RT @iankennedy: Now $7.01 RT @charliepark: Pinboard was at $6.88 ($.001 x # of users). Now at $6.97. So far: 9,000 new users; $62K prof ...
RT @PinboardIN: we have added just short of one million bookmarks today
I'm so ahead of the curve it's scary... I joined Pinboard on July 13, 2009. (Mostly just to help out with my $6 or whatever it was...)
Does *anyone* know someone at Twitter who can help me recover @russellbeattie that I deleted in a fit of cleaning, before re-registering.
HTMLform.com. Build easily your HTML form just now. It's completely free. http://t.co/2UcXUTM (Wow, like Wufoo you can download.)
Nokia increases layoffs to 2600 - http://bit.ly/fBUPdF (Ruh-roh, Shaggy.)
Mega Amount of Triangles http://t.co/5aVrs4O (Very cool redesign. Me gusta!)
I can't decide if I like Winona Ryder so much because she reminds me of a high school girlfriend, or the reverse. :-) http://t.co/ey6Lj6I
Holiday Singalong at the munchkin's school this afternoon, and then I just bought tickets for the Tron IMAX 3D showing right after. W00T!
Word Lens is a great example of why QRCodes are ancient and unneeded. Modern mobiles easily process text from images without obscure codes.
@chansearrington Wow, congrats!! You moving out to Cali now?
N900 Notifier is a simple application to display notifications of incoming SMS and Calls on your computer. http://t.co/7EyfqYd
"We’re actively thinking about the future of Delicious and we believe there is a home outside [Yahoo!]" http://t.co/dIPt1GO
Entanglement - by Gopherwood Studios http://t.co/kvsxNDl (Ooh, nicely done! Great little puzzle game. Very relaxing.)

Saturday 12/18

GREETINGS PROGRAMS!!!
"Apple is freezing the charts on Dec. 23rd, which means that any games in the top 200... will remain there [thru Xmas.]" http://t.co/C4ntu8h
I could see it happening, but I didn't know about Apple's chart freeze. EA are evil frickin' geniuses.
Jon Rohan · Creating Triangles in CSS http://t.co/LJTEgF3 (Holy cow, that's cool.)
RT @Whatleydude: How have I got this far in my life without ever actually trying to eat chocolate in the shower?! NEW DISCOVERIES FTW!
Aaaahhhhhh... The first Saturday to myself in months AND the first day of my Winter break. The possibilities are endless!
FYI to entrepeneurs: To most consumers "web" is a synonym for "free". Thus "web app" == "free app". Keep that in mind.
RT @BarackObama: By ending “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” no longer will patriotic Americans be asked to live a lie in order to serve the coun ...
I'm not a pro Apple guy by any stretch, but if I had the means I'd buy every member of my family an iPad this Christmas.
Finally, new maps for Fieldrunners http://t.co/QbMo7PZ

Monday 12/20

GAH! I don't understand why people like the Twitter.com UX or any of the clients. New stuff on top, but no marking as read is dumb.
Unless I'm missing something, the new Messages page is useless. How do you find new messages?
Why hasn't Twitter allowed more than 140 characters yet? I mean, just doubling it would improve tweet quality a ton.
Duh! The munchkin is playing Super Mario Wii!! I kept thinking someone was texting me as I use the one-up sound as my SMS alert tone. :-)
RT @timoreilly: RT @arwenogriffith Fantastic article highlighting each generation's shrinking roaming radius: http://snurl.com/1oe5b0
I'm reading Henry Huggins to my son (both in 3rd grade). In 1949, Henry walked to school, and rode the bus "downtown" to go to the YMCA.

Tuesday 12/21

And tonight I learned the difference in JQuery between .eq(), .get(), and index() . Ahhh, that helps quite a lot.
RT @Moof: Learning actual facts from @seldo's 12 Days of Christmas Infographic: http://ow.ly/3soiS
RT @janole: Good News from Nokia! ;-) RT @DavidCaabeiro: Nokia is finally offering a map tile API - https://projects.forum.nokia.com/ovi ...

Wednesday 12/22

Where.com Is Awarded The “Mother Of All Geofencing Patents” http://t.co/Jt0qp57 (You know that cliché geolocation coupon idea? That one.)
Phineas and Ferb might seriously be the best written show on television.
Obama signs repeal of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' http://t.co/4MI7v3U
Windows Phone 7 on Nokia? Not likely http://t.co/nrBhltx

Thursday 12/23

Last-minute Christmas shopping in shorts and sandals. I love California.
Our Favorite Tech – The Aeropress Coffee Maker http://t.co/pYgW94X
Accelerating Sequence Event Detection through Condensed Composition http://t.co/8h6bqJN

Sunday 12/26

"Well, Yahoo certainly will never shut down Flickr, because ______ where ______ is the sound of donkeys." http://t.co/Rt4yqG4

Tuesday 12/28

I just got a $5 credit for movies and TV shows @amazonvideo. Click http://amzn.to/hh8gTP to get yours. #get5
@martinlittle Congratulations!!!
Multiple Google Chrome Profiles on OSX http://t.co/3WXMy2o (Very useful!!!)

Wednesday 12/29

Hitwise: Facebook Overtakes Google To Become Most Visited Website In 2010 http://t.co/cqKasTG

Thursday 12/30

Mac tip: In Keyboard Preferences you can assign "Move focus to... next window" to ⌘ + ` to quickly switch windows rather than just apps.

Friday 12/31

Watching TVE 'en directo' waiting for the new year to arrive in Spain. Cava y uvas son listos! Feliz año nuevo!!!

January 2011

Saturday 1/1

San Francisco gets 2013 America's Cup (AP) http://t.co/ZyEf6G1
A moving target: The evolution of HCI http://t.co/fEKft4K
http://bit.ly/gEsdyF "heteroscedasticity"
Using console emulators with 'quick saves', I completed the original Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario World this weekend! W00t!
Thinking about going back and tackling Super Mario Bros. 3 next...

Sunday 1/2

Qt Webkit: Big promise for apps for MeeGo and Symbian http://t.co/sjn2ePP
"Spain enacts tough anti-smoking law." http://t.co/H340HJL (Not really that tough, nor different from the laws everyone ignored in the past)
I actually quit a job in Spain (at Terra.com) because my coworkers smoked at their desks in a windowless office ALL DAY LONG. Ugh.
Why use Classes or IDs on the HTML element? http://t.co/LgT0j4j
Super Mario Bros 3 Level Design Lessons - http://bit.ly/gKxmAq
I'm hanging out at the hobby shop catching up on news while the munchster plays in the Pokemon League. (I love my iPad.)
@stevegillmor I thought I was being prescient in August when I wrote this: http://bit.ly/cNv0WF only to see you beat me by over a year. :-)
http://bookfriend.me/ Nice! A site to organize eBook lending. I was wondering if it happened yet. (Needs to be a Facebook app.)

Monday 1/3

http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=200549320 of the ~30 books I have in my Kindle account, only 2 are loanable.
Holding Hands in Rio (New Rio 2016 Olympics logo) http://t.co/0DEoVUk

Tuesday 1/4

Fling Brings Joystick To The Top Of The iPad http://t.co/w0wgODQ
A complete tutorial on Lego gears, their advantages/disadvantages and the basic laws of mechanics that apply to them: http://bit.ly/ibqUMu
How is Nokia going to reduce the confusion around their OS, number of devices and overlapping choices in the market? http://t.co/OPqTnyE
RSS War! (As Fought On Twitter, Naturally) http://t.co/XLVQEUQ (Ahhhh. A good ol' fashioned flame fest. Love it!!!)
Share Bookmarklet | dev.twitter.com http://t.co/4jDsDF9
What It Takes to Form a Good Habit http://t.co/5BzwxBi
Touchable is a lightweight jQuery Class that unifies touch and mouse events (hover and long taps) http://t.co/qormkSS

Wednesday 1/5

Passion Pit - Sleepyhead http://t.co/mpMn6NF via @youtube
Introducing Nokia Big Screen from Beta Labs http://t.co/hz8LpFD
Coding Colors Easily Using CSS3 hsl() Notation http://t.co/mRqXnie (This blog post may have changed my life... I finally understand color!!)
http://t.co/LbPD5td "LEGO Technic Tora no Maki is a book packed full of LEGO Technic knowledge and experience."
Google shows off Android 3.0, the 'Entirely for Tablet' Honeycomb (video) http://t.co/BYXlVjQ (No examples in portrait mode... Why?)
Samsung announces Wi-Fi Only Galaxy Tab for USA http://t.co/mHCxMND
A Look at the Future of Starbucks http://t.co/hbiawQI 40th anniversary logo change. Nice... I won't lie, I love Starbucks!
Watching the Android 3.0 video more closely. Nice homage to Tron in the lettrting. I guess the Android brand name is flexible that way.
What's with the fugly black bar across the bottom of every Android 3.0 screen!? I guess they feel it needs to be so gigantic for touching...

Thursday 1/6

Again, no Portrait app examples? I almost never use my iPad in landscape mode. Maybe I'm weird, but to me that's part of the tab experience.
I think the Maemo UI looks just as nice as Honeycomb, actually. I hope that helps give the MeeGo guys a jump ahead...
I'd really love a nice Linux powered and optimized tablet. Just for religious reasons, really.
MOTOROLA XOOM - Android Smart Tablet - Experience - Motorola, Inc. USA http://t.co/ZSSYMbc
Motorola Atrix 4G hits AT&T's website, complete with specs http://t.co/lDCe5od (Wow! You can plug it into a laptop shell. Very cool.)
@tomas_pascual What part of "optimized" didn't you get? :-D
No one seems to have noticed the correlation between the death of long-form blogging and the rise in Google spam.
Hmmm... Did @ev (and co.) inadvertently help build Google with Blogger, and then just as inadvertently destroy it with Twitter?
“People are scared to let their kids outside even where I live. If I want my kids to go outside I have to be with them.” http://t.co/iblVYKP

Friday 1/7

If every programming language used Pascal's assignment operator ":=" rather than just "=", it could save millions of man hours, I swear.

Saturday 1/8

You know you've had too much caffeine when you miss an *earthquake* because your jittery legs were already bouncing your monitor around.
"Everyone is special in their special own way," I mimicked sarcastically. http://t.co/sYRrP3k
Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D) of Arizona shot in the head while holding a public event http://t.co/0WaB7q1 (Only a matter of time...)
New Blog Post - OnLive Thoughts: Wow, it works!! http://goo.gl/fb/wD2DH
March 23, 2010: Sarah Palin's PAC Puts Gun Sights On Democrats She's Targeting In 2010 http://t.co/Atm8WBn (Including Giffords...)

Sunday 1/9

Hands-on with MeeGo OS (Tablet) http://t.co/kAZowRq
RT @OnLiveGames: Our #CES Sale ends today so get your OnLive Game System for only $66 now!

Monday 1/10

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say.

Tuesday 1/11

@timbray When my son and I play the animal game (name animals beginning with the last letter of the previous one), we use unicorn-fish.
@migueldeicaza "Aviso: La palabra Cabulear no está en el Diccionario." http://buscon.rae.es/draeI/SrvltConsulta?TIPO_BUS=3&LEMA=Cabulear
Thank GOD the iPhone is on Verizon. 3 years of listening to the zealots bitch about AT&T has been enough. Now their life can be perfect.
China Ends 2010 with 850 Million Mobile Subscribers http://t.co/m5CI0N1
"Voorwerp" is Dutch for "thing". What a great word! We'll have to import that into English, along with "vorpal".
@jamespearce Tinysrc?!? Really? You made a web service out of 20 lines of php-gd code!?? ;-)
Search Engine Blacklist - Google Chrome extension gallery http://t.co/MWJMsSV

Wednesday 1/12

Boy Rescued After Tongue Gets Stuck On Metal Pole http://t.co/q6St8OB
Turning your MeeGo Lenovo S10-3t into a real slate http://t.co/H2JtPpM (Full-screen keyboard. W00t.)

Thursday 1/13

MeeGo Software and SDK Updates http://t.co/NMrXziW
Android at CES 2011: Every Important Announcement http://t.co/KhEghp7
Nokia Scales Back Finnish Workforce Cuts to 500 Jobs (from the 800 announced) http://t.co/gJ6IIIa
That old computer in your garage is history, not junk! (videos) http://t.co/NbrGUSX
I just realized you could use a 7 to represent a T in hex. My last name can be spelled BEA771E. Cool! http://t.co/ZO20CDd
"8 Percent of Internet Users Now Account for 85 Percent of all Clicks" http://t.co/rU8mmTM
THAT, my friends, spells Bubble. Right here in River City! (With a capital 'B' that rhymes with 'G' that stands for 'Google.') Right here!

Friday 1/14

New Blog Post - Two-letter .io domains available! http://goo.gl/fb/PyOV4
RT @luovanto: KDJ-1 the portable "Game Boy of Beats" sports MeeGo inside. http://engt.co/ersqKF

Saturday 1/15

RT @dalmaer: New to git? Immerse yourself thanks to the great Jim Weirich http://t.co/9M2qA76
@pnbersch @baub Did you guys figure it out? Just go to nic.io and register... I know what it says, but rb.io is working for me today.

Monday 1/17

Oldest computer ads - http://t.co/JDcZE7e (A great collection of mostly mid-80s magazine ads. I remember drooling over more than a few...)
I started following a few @quora Twitter topic accounts the other day. All questions and no answers? Might as well be spam. Unfollowing.
Kindle Lending Club - Borrow and Lend Kindle Books for Free. http://t.co/BOe6auF (Ahh, here's one. I knew it wouldn't be long... :-) )

Tuesday 1/18

As much as I like to be annoyed at Apple and Steve Jobs, it's makes me sad that he can't be in full health to fully enjoy his success.
Sony Ericsson sues Clearwire for trademark infringement http://t.co/78sKti1 (Serves them right for stealing @kinoma's logo... :-) )
Jobs’s Cancer Combined With Transplant Carries Complications http://t.co/kS0crx7
Computer History Museum opens in Mountain View http://t.co/2Nwyw0O
HTML5 Validates with New Logo http://t.co/ICCaFO0
W3C HTML5 Logo http://t.co/T7GxJ1c (I can't say that HTML5 needed any more hype, but hey, I like the logo. And t-shirts!)
"People Did Sometimes Stick Things in my Underwear” The Function of Laughter at the U.S. Supreme Court - http://t.co/iRdKvbN
Lego Totoro! I'm going to have to make one of these... http://t.co/oYEtDaP
Exclusive: HP / Palm's webOS tablets -- pictures, plans, and more http://t.co/wTTzpXS via @engadget

Wednesday 1/19

Mark Shuttleworth » Blog Archive » Qt apps on Ubuntu http://t.co/HlaTns2
NodeFu Launches - Opensource Node.js hosting platform to be Heroku for nodejs http://t.co/P9vaNtA
Single-Name Social Media Handles Are Totems in the Tech World - http://t.co/glRU8nC I own 'russell' on Skype and its a giant PITA.

Thursday 1/20

"Hey numbnuts, cognitive science demonstrates that you're not bright enough to realize what a clusterfuck your life is" http://t.co/13EZhdU
RT @IfYouOnly: "One day, Steve Jobs is going to die" - a great, insightful profile from @EsquireMag: http://is.gd/s7DX0g
"I would like you to dance... Take a ch-ch-ch-chance!"
SelfLoading LEGO Dice Tower - http://t.co/WjjNryj (Must build this!!)
Qt SDK 1.1 Technology Preview released http://t.co/A52yck6

Friday 1/21

@ethauvin Thanks man! Just a year left to become a millionaire in my 30s... :-)
RT @Hinman: Posted preso from Silicon Valley #bayCHI #IxDA talk: http://slidesha.re/f3Yk12 Thanks again to everyone who came to the even ...
"Much to the contrary, things will only get worse for Google when the court takes a look at the complete files." http://t.co/cuqIFmN
Sun would probably still be around today if Google hadn't simply ripped off their mobile technology. I hope GOOG gets hammered in court.
Do nothing for TWO WHOLE MINUTES!?!?! What kind of EVIL is this?!?!? http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com/

Saturday 1/22

When I asked Wolfram Alpha the distance between the Earth and Sun, it answered .9842 AU. Huh!? It assumed I meant *right now*. CRAZY!

Sunday 1/23

Qt Quick Twitter Client Video: http://t.co/9LnMUCo (I've been playing with QML, and though I have some issues, it's very, very slick.)

Monday 1/24

Procrastinators are generally less wealthy, less healthy and less happy. Damn, I need to change my ways, starting tomorrow.
MeeGo 1.1.2 SDK Update release http://t.co/5RhpZtF
Opera Mini turns 5 , served zillions of web pages ! http://t.co/72AsiqZ

Wednesday 1/26

RT @tlaukkanen: Nokia Reader seems nice but still ended up creating own simple Google Reader client with Qt Quick http://bit.ly/h8neO5 R ...
IPv6 is really obtuse. I can't figure out how to get it working inside my own home network, let alone using it to access the Internet.

Thursday 1/27

Introducing Fireriver, a River of News for Firefox 4 http://t.co/5ahHT6x
Everything You Should Know About Sony's PlayStation NGP http://t.co/e49nW6q
Yahoo's stock started to decline as soon as I joined the company. Same for Nokia... One has to ask: Is it me?
Is Tasty Labs the Next Great Social Play? - Forbes http://t.co/GmN7JrU
@cschick (With apologies to Groucho Marx) "I wouldn't want to join any company that would have me as an employee..."
Dear News Corp: I would rather run my iPad over with my car than ever, ever, *ever* buy your Daily app. (Oh, and fuck you.)

Friday 1/28

Badass LEGO Guns: Building Instructions for Five Working Guns http://t.co/JQ9QPbD (OH BABY!)
Just upgraded (finally) to Snow Leopard, so now I can check out the new App Store and apps like Twitter... Pretty slick.
The IBM 100x100 anniversary video is *astoundingly* good. Starting with a 100yo IBMer, then a 99yo, and so on. http://youtu.be/39jtNUGgmd4
Now that I think about it, I'm technically an ex-IBMer... my first temp job out of college, then later full-time for Lotus.
I adore my iPad, but I stand by my initial thoughts a year ago: "What we really wanted was a MacPad not an iPad" - http://t.co/N4FnEe5
Wow... Some big office complex in China just simply copied the City of Melbourne's new logo/branding wholesale: http://t.co/eodmULy

Monday 1/31

"Samsung, HTC, Motorola, Sony Ericsson, LG, Acer, etc. barely sell more Androids than Nokia alone with Symbian in Q4." http://t.co/L2Y9b7Q

February 2011

Tuesday 2/1

Let's try to figure out an IPv6 address: fe80::211:11ff:fe30:5264/64 They made it more confusing by the various ways it can be written.
Okay, so there's supposed to be 8 groups of 4 hex digits. But leading 0's can be omitted, that turns it into fe80::0211:11ff:fe30:5264 ...
But then that's still only 5 groups. Consecutive groups of 0 can be written as ::, thus: fe80:0000:0000:0000:0211:11ff:fe30:5264
The /64 at the end is something called the Classless Inter-Domain Routing number, and I have zero idea what it's used for.
Personalizing Web Search using Long Term Browsing History http://t.co/Etru69J
Roku Finally Adds Local USB Playback Support http://t.co/bA5L2qu (FINALLY!!! It took long enough, I hope it works well.)
Hands-On Introduction to QML and Qt Quick - Sunnyvale, Feb 10 & 17 http://t.co/G9CY9zJ (Held at the new Nokia offices, nice.)
RT @NokiaResearch: NRC Publication: A profile-based approach for maintaining software architecture: an industrial experience report http ...
@alexlimoges Nice, I think you're right, but if IPv6 is 128 bit, why isn't a single address listed as /128 ?

Wednesday 2/2

Brainchild's Kineo Android Tablet Is Teacher's New Pet http://t.co/VuOgrUi
@iankennedy meet @derrick , the ceo of Chumby. Derrick, meet Ian, currently freezing his tail off (I assume) back in Nokia's homeland...
Apparently it's snowing pretty heavily in a large part of the U.S. I had no idea until I heard it on NPR this morning. Sunny and warm here.
Reading some news this morning about "Nokia Oyj" made me realize I have no idea how to pronounce 'oyj' or even know what it means.
Ibis Reader - "The future-proof ereading platform" http://t.co/mQTZ2kE (Very cool, upload your ePub books and read them in any browser.)
Dear Browser Makers, please double check your CSS3 column algorithm - I keep seeing text *cut in half* if the css is set dynamically. Bad.
PSA: Buying an iPad Daily newspaper is like saying, "I LOVE ME SOME FOX NEWS! YEAH! GIMME MOAR OF DAT!"
Someone please send this link to the Ovi Store guys with a note that says, "Like this!" http://market.android.com/
Up until the iPhone, subscriptions were the key monetization method for mobile. Now that the iPhone has them? It's going to be HUUUGGEEE.
@janole As they're my coworkers in a general sense, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume ignorance, rather than incompetence.
Slashgear: Android 3.0 Honeycomb hands-on [Motorola XOOM] http://t.co/SHDUBuY (Looks very slick.)

Thursday 2/3

"I'm going to fight 'em all... A seven nation army couldn't hold me back." http://youtu.be/0J2QdDbelmY
Every morning for the past few weeks while reading the news I think "today is the day I finally grok IPv6", then 30 minutes later I give up.
Actually, it's not all bad. This morning I finally truly understood how insanely big IPv6's address space is. I mean, it's really big.
"IPv6 is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is." (With apologies to Douglas Adams...)
IPv6 routers broadcast a base address, which network clients use to create a unique address based on their MAC, or a random number (WTF?).
That said, any client that uses IPv6 will respond to IPv6 traffic on the same Ethernet, even if the router doesn't support it.

Friday 2/4

Recruiting developers in Silicon Valley, Nokia says good things are coming soon http://t.co/3z8xMa9
Technology Strategy Positions at Nokia http://t.co/Nb995aI
TweetFlare for Feedburner http://t.co/jZMxxcy
Wintermute project aims to bring Artificial Intelligence to Ubuntu http://t.co/BC54Bwe (Great name!)
I'm rocking Chrome 9... I have to admit that when I first heard of Chrome I scoffed, but the GOOG done good, I love this browser.

Saturday 2/5

"Jesus Christ The Walls Are Melting" http://t.co/3l4q73X (hysterical! I'm in tears laughing so hard.)
Nokia likely to sack several executives: report | Reuters http://t.co/OiNzjbS (Woops... The head of my group mentioned...)

Monday 2/7

The boy has a serious case of the giggles this morning. Everything is hysterical... including most stuff that isn't. (Staying calm.)

Tuesday 2/8

Helsinki “Snow-How” - CNN report on clearing out snow. Insane. http://t.co/sUgAeyB
Video of Myriad Alien Dalvik which lets Android applications run on non-Android devices. http://t.co/EWj1IY4 (Using the N900 of course.)
Plannic, conoce gente que comparte tus intereses y queda en la vida real. http://t.co/h79uudc (Parece interesante...)
"jQuery for the command-line. Written with node" https://github.com/visionmedia/query (Very, very cool!)
The PC Decrapifier http://t.co/h2nyCwg Automatically uninstalls bloatware on new PCs. Wish I found this the other day! Gah!
Someone should start an open source effort to re-draw the basic Unicode glyphs that every font defaults to use... http://t.co/GPgGHPu
Nokia faces key test with strategy announcement http://t.co/htxlqja

Wednesday 2/9

Remember my first day I was like, "Do you smell smoke?" and you said, "What smoke?" and I was like, "Dude. I think there's a fire." Totally.
Apparently Android is out of the running. I think that's a good thing, despite my general Antipathy towards Microsoft - http://t.co/oXCVtb5
There's about 5 billion phones out there waiting for an upgrade. Literally. The next 10 years is going to make the 2000s look prehistoric.
Beyond the 5 billion people getting always-connected, 1+Ghz CPUs in their pocket, IBM is already *shipping* 10 Petaflop super computers.
If Moore's law holds, 10 Petaflops will be 20 in 2012, 40 in 2014, 80 in 2016, 160 in 2018 and 320 in 2020... We'll hit an exaflop by 2024.
The original Pentium in 1993 had 3 million transistors, the latest Itanium has over 2 billion. By 2013 it'll be 3B. 1000x in 20 years.

Thursday 2/10

Holy Cow! Chrome has a ton of command-line switches! http://t.co/anKgyTv
Dokan - Like FUSE, for Windows. Use it to, eg., access directories on a Linux machine with sshfs. http://t.co/NMlCYDN
Early Quora Design Notes - The Artypapers Weblog - Artypapers http://t.co/nFytkoc
RT @nokia: http://conversations.nokia.com will be the hub for tomorrow’s Nokia strategy announcement starting around 7:30am GMT
RT @natekoechley: Rad: “@ydn: A look at some of the technology ingredients in Livestand, Yahoo's digital newsstand: HTML5, YQL, YUI etc ...
Think (IBM) - Wikipedia http://t.co/mjS2sO4 Hey Google, nice try, but "Think" has been an IBM mantra for about 100 years now.
I'd bet a lot of my coworkers are shaking their heads about now saying, "But I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite and nice..."
Mary Meeker's Top 10 Mobile Trends http://www.scribd.com/doc/48586092
I like the way Github's file view slides so I checked out the source - after de-minifying, there's 10,000+ lines of Javascript. Wow.
Torrent Butler http://t.co/KmBWqTx (Browse torrented movies by image... nice.)

Friday 2/11

*Yawn* Damn, I fell asleep early last night. Did I miss any big news?
RT @rsuplido: Nokia and Microsoft press conference video now up: http://youtu.be/rTCwf6dXZOg
RT @j_loughney: MeeGo and WebOS should merge now, or their prospects will be very dim.
Imagine if Nokia bought Palm? Or alternatively, imagine if Apple didn't buy NeXT in 1996...
So the next two *years* will be "transitional" and then we become... Dell? #notexcited
I think I'm going to spend the rest of the day pouting and being bitter. Definitely taking the day off. Then I'm buying a new phone.
Oh, I'll get the Samsung Windows Phone. I can finally upgrade from my ancient N900, see a new OS, and still use it at work.

Saturday 2/12

Hello from my new Windows Phone...
@sloanb It's actually really slick. The UI is very impressive.
@bperry I got the Samsung Focus, $99 upgrade at AT&T.
The honest truth is I feel like a man without a country. I have zero enthusiasm for any of the mobile OS platforms now. Meh.
Long live HTML5!! :-)
Moved over to a new shiny laptop... discovered what a clusterfuck configuring grub2 is. Good job guys! Nice "upgrade".
@tomas_pascual Unless Microsoft comes out with a Visual Studio for Ubuntu, I doubt I'll be doing much C# development. :-)

Sunday 2/13

@charleshood Samsung QX410 - Intel i5, 650GB, 4GB RAM ... Plays nice w/Ubuntu so far...
MSQt™ 4.7: http://t.co/7cKubMi Where did this come from? And what the hell is a "MS™ Tablet® operating system"?
Woops! I got fooled. The MSQt site is satire. Thanks for everyone for pointing it out to me. Sorry if I gave you a heart attack.

Monday 2/14

Funny... when I plug my Windows Phone into my Ubuntu computer, it doesn't recognize it. I'll have to check the cable...
RT @html5: IE9 on Windows Phone: IEBlog http://goo.gl/f06tD "deliver the same IE9 browsing engine for Windows Phone as we’ve delivered o ...
Thank heavens Microsoft is updating the IE Mobile browser, because it currently *suuuuucks*.
I can't seem to figure out any way of getting music/files onto my phone sans using Windows... Am I missing something?
Microsoft has such *horrible* product names. "Microsoft Windows Live SkyDrive"? It's probably supposed to be hierarchical, but it isn't.
Do they really think anyone cares about the difference between online ("Live") products and offline ones? Is there a difference any more?
Then there's the random "standalone" brands like Bing and Zune... which also don't make any sense. Someone should kill their marketing team.
RT @jukkaeklund: ISO link for Intel Tablet UX alpha: http://appdeveloper.intel.com/en-us/meego-iso-esla. Runs on any Atom PC I guess @se ...
Windows Phone 7 Connector (for Mac) - Beta http://t.co/QSYUO99

Tuesday 2/15

I don't know about you, but I think IBM's Watson playing on Jeopardy *insanely* interesting. http://www.ibmwatson.com
@janole Better late than never... :-)
Mozilla Labs » Gaming » Z-Type http://t.co/ypX6eMq You have to try this game to see how cool it is, and in HTML5!
Dungeons & Dragons - Wrath of Ashardalon http://t.co/gJW8jhI A cooperative game of adventure for 1-5 players. Looks pretty cool!
I'm a (very, very small) Nokia shareholder too, and I really like MeeGo and dislike Windows, but even I think the "Plan B" guys are nuts.

Wednesday 2/16

Windows Phone 7 Connector for Mac OS goes gold, hits the App Store http://t.co/JFICPuP Oh, nice. I just found the beta the other day...
Motorola confirms XOOM pricing; around $600 for Wi-Fi only, $799 for cellular connectivity http://t.co/6exF6zO
Every half-decade or so Motorola pops out an incredibly cool and iconic device, then goes back into hibernation. I wonder if the Xoom is it?

Thursday 2/17

@Ross @caterina The feedback loop has disappeared - people might comment (or tweet), but not write a detailed response on their blog...
Playing with Twitter on the Mac again... I still can't understand how people use clients. I guess I'm just weird/old/odd/different/etc.
@lordbodak I don't use clients at all. (Except right now). There's a level of distraction I just don't need. :-)
I do kinda like the floaty instant update thing in the Twitter client, but mostly I read tweets in bulk like I do news. Ok, going home.

Friday 2/18

"A user interface is created of pixels, so in Metro we try to avoid... real world materials and objects." http://t.co/rCVUIXK
Observations from MWC http://t.co/qjidIQm
QT demoes the Qt WebKit and HTML5 at Mobile World Congress 2011 http://t.co/D5mgZa8

Saturday 2/19

Libya Shuts Down Internet http://t.co/XTjpacc (But, hey, Bit.ly still works! So no biggie.)
Remember when we were all going to use XSL to create XHTML pages the "right" way? Now it's server-side DOM and HTML5. #willtheyneverlearn?

Sunday 2/20

It's really too bad that I don't like Terry Pratchett's writing, because he seems to have written a crapton of books.
Listening to Jazz via Pandora while re-reading the first Foundation novel while the boy watches the latest Pokemon movie. Perfect Sunday!
If you haven't set up Chrome search engine keywords, you really should: chrome://settings/searchEngines

Monday 2/21

Apps Continue to Overtake Mobile Web (Study) http://t.co/RLFbsDM (Surprising to me.)
Why does my shaving razor need to have a rubberized grip the size and shape of a motorcycle throttle? What does Gillette think I'm doing?
Do I really need to start my day with that level of self delusion? "STAND BACK! My safety razor is a deadly weapon! See the grip?"
I don't know about you, but I generally hold my razor as gingerly as possible to prevent myself from cutting large chunks of my face off...
Kindle e-book piracy accelerates http://t.co/8aPUrrn "2,500 Retail Quality Ebooks for Kindle (MOBI)"

Tuesday 2/22

RT @NokiaResearch: NRC Publication: Nenya: Subtle and Eyes-Free Mobile Input with a Magnetically-Tracked Finger Ring http://bit.ly/eZJEcT
Grrr... I wonder if that's an update. I thought I had it set so you couldn't save a pub without an abstract! (Lazy-ass researchers. :-) )
Amazon.com: Prime Eligible - Movies: Amazon Video On Demand http://t.co/xWYNCni (Wow... nice!)
First Windows Phone 7 update results in bricked Samsung phones http://t.co/d48AEN0 (Wooooops. I'll hold off updating my Focus.)
Modular Robotics | Cubelets http://t.co/fJD933F Coooool!! Want!!
“@gaberivera: I need a Shazam for recognizing humans I've already met.” OMG, yes. I'd pay serious money for this.
@tomiahonen Wow, I guess you really like Pratchett... I'll take another look. Maybe a book later in the series.

Thursday 2/24

Android Honeycomb Review http://t.co/ThBT4A9
First Look at the Motorola Atrix 4G Smart Phone http://t.co/iah4CXi (Dual-core Tegra 2... "stupid fast")
I can't believe the Xoom is coming out, and the iPad2 and my gadget budget is completely shot.
I'm getting tired of not being able to use popular apps, but the thought of moving from Ubuntu to Windows or OS X makes me insane.
Followed these instructions to get Win7 running under VirtualBox using the native partition... http://t.co/Z0Gag5o
Insane. I just got a new Samsung notebook w/ i5 2.67Ghz, 4GB RAM, 650GB HD, 14" display for $400+ less than the new 13" MacBook pro.
Seriously, I don't know why people SUCH a premium for Macs. It's seriously insane. Here's a link to my Samsung - http://bit.ly/QX410-J01
Same weight as a 13", same build quality, same RAM, better CPU, GPU, bigger display, hard drive, way cheaper and runs Ubuntu like a champ.
Meh. Ok. Bitching about Apple is like complaining about the weather. Enjoy your insanely priced Apple products.
Motorola Xoom: Cool Product, Fatally Flawed Pricing Strategy | Forrester Blogs http://t.co/1qtcQsR
Seriously, I just can't figure out any justifiable reason to buy a Xoom, though I really want one. Their pricing is fucked.
Playing with Google Reader... I starred, shared and liked an item, and marked it unread. No idea what most of that is for.

Friday 2/25

escape() will not encode: @*/+, encodeURI() not: ~!@#$&*()=:/,;?+' and encodeURIComponent() not: ~!*()' http://t.co/nDBnBmS
Linux vs. Mac vs. Windows – Update your computer [Humor] http://t.co/UjJTE0j Classic!
Xerox opens virtual research lab to public | ITworld http://t.co/rN1UmCk
Nokia and open source – a trial by fire http://t.co/OHRLMuB
The sad thing is that if you put the Nokia 770 in stores today with almost no changes, it'd be one of the best tablets on the shelf.
Excuse me while I wallow in the past for a bit...
@hrpuffnstuff I'm sure there's a quite few of us out there. :-) The 770 let us see in 2005, what the rest of the world discoverd in 2010.

Saturday 2/26

Netflix Adds Subtitles to More Streaming Content, Stirs Up Controversy | Fast Company http://t.co/xW0DXLK
Let me tell you, this is driving me fucking insane: P(A|B) = P(B|A)*P(A) / P(B) Why won't it work?!?!?!? GAAAH!!
"Only 5 More Days To Renew MOBITOPIA.COM" Again?!? Gah. 10 years is enough, no?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYFZuu2oJCU This re-imagining of the original Donkey Kong is pretty cool!

Sunday 2/27

I wonder what it is about my own saved links that makes them so *boring*!? I saved them to read later for a reason, no?
At Pokemon League again (aka a fantasy hobby shop in San Jose). The parents sit outside the big room and wait and exchange stories...

Monday 2/28

Playing with TweetDeck in Chrome... It's definitely a lot lighter than Adobe Air versions. Seems live too...
I didn't realize until now that Tron: Legacy got snubbed for an Oscar. How was it not in special effects and best album?!? Daft Punk Rule.
After several hours of messing with Facebook's various APIs, I've yet to produce a newsfeed identical to the one on my FB homepage. Insane.
I got pretty close with FQL, but it was missing likes and random status updates, despite having requested access.
Going to bed now in defeat. *Shakes fist in the general direction of Facebook's HQ.*
Nothing says "Monday" like having to force-quit Outlook for the Mac. Someday Microsoft will learn how that whole "suspend" mode thing works.
Wow. Feedly.com is fucking gorgeous. I'm tweaking my custom news reader, and I'd kill to have it look this nice.
GoodNoows.com is pretty nice as well. A little heavy on the Ajax, but in general pretty clean.
http://t.co/gQ2VBsa This list is pretty good - I hadn't heard of a few, and didn't know Inkscape had a mac version.

March 2011

Tuesday 3/1

I've had the mac Twitter app open all day and it's not nearly as annoying as I thought it'd be...
Is it just me, or is there no way to unfollow a person using the client?
Aha! I found it! At the bottom of a person's User Details is a follow/unfollow button. Nice.
http://t.co/KDCEcVS Amanda Hocking is selling 100,000 ebooks a month on the Kindle. Wow!
Cranking up the caffeination in order to catalyze my comatose cerebral cortex, and consuming citric acid to help captivate my creativity.
Hmm... Can creativity really be captivated? I don't think so.
I think I was looking for the word "capture". Need more OJ.
Quick Look at the Motorola Atrix's Webtop OS - Tested http://t.co/eIX2IZ8 Holy Crap, is that Nautilus and Gnome!?!
Gah! Before I start shaving, I really, really need to ask myself, "Does that Yak really need a trim?"
Google gifts Xoom tablets to game devs at GDC 2011 http://t.co/g16EDyI Holy Crap! That's an expensive gift!!!

Wednesday 3/2

Robert Reich: "The bottom 90% of Americans now earn on average $280 more per year than they did 30 years ago." http://t.co/lKfCn1D
Ooh, two startups at DEMO have *great* domain names: Nimble.com and Manilla.com. I *love* those old-school .com domains. :-)
RT @j_loughney: My latest SlideShare upload : IEEE Globecom 2010: Mobile Communication and IPv6 http://slidesha.re/ghy0GA
@charleshood Thanks!!! I was backing up my server last night and accidentally gzipped my .htaccess file. Doh!
Wait, it's Wednesday? What the hell happened to Monday and Tuesday?
Swapping my email around - I'm sick of running my own imap/smtp server. Tried GoDaddy's, which was okay... now trying Google Apps.
I thought GMail was supposed to be good for detecting spam, but I've already seen several in like 2 minutes! NOT a good sign.
ARRGGGH! The iPad2 is friggin' awesome! I might have to become an Apple zealot I want it so much. http://www.apple.com/ipad/
I wish I had a couple thousand $$ sitting around so I could buy everyone in my family an iPad 2 right now. Mom, Dad, brother, son, wife...

Thursday 3/3

Hmmm... Mobitopia.com expires today. It's not the $12 renewal that bugs me, it's the fact I haven't done anything interesting with it...
All the cool .io names I registered last year are coming due soon as well. Those are bit more of a concern at $65 a pop...

Friday 3/4

RussellBeattie.com now has it's first IPv6 address: 2607:f0d0:1003:8b::2 and AAAA record entry. I have idea if it's working or not. :-)
New Blog Post - RussellBeattie.com is now IPv6 enabled! http://goo.gl/fb/PkHVl
Wow, using GoDaddy, my DNS changes were instantly propagated. Sadly, all my .io domains are still wrong, 15 hours after I updated them.
RT @OnLiveCommunity: Just left our booth with the next FREE #OnLive Game System to give away here at #GDC! Location hint in minutes...

Saturday 3/5

Convore - group chat for everyone http://bit.ly/hSgdQl Another IRC-like instant chat attempt. Remember lingr.com?
The obligatory #mobitopia chat group... http://t.co/Rqii2p2
Ninjago looks like a fun new game/collectible from Lego, but there's *no way* I'm paying $10 per figure. Are they nuts?!?
However, Lego Battles is one of my favorite DS games to play with the munchster, so I'm excited to see Lego Battles Ninjago on 3/31. :-)

Monday 3/7

1991 Summer CES Video http://t.co/ntS9xqM (Wow, pretty amazing. Sega Genesis! And HDTV?!?)
It's been a few days and I have to admit, GMail's spam filter is amazing No spam and it doesn't seem to making false positives. Crazy.
It's almost disconcerting not to get spam, actually... I start to wonder if the mail is working.
MIT Media Lab new visual identity. http://t.co/zsegyh9 (The logo is based on an algorithm that produces a unique logo for each person)

Tuesday 3/8

Dear 6 a.m. Conference Calls: Don't take this personally, but you *suuuuuuuck*.
Follow-up: Starbucks Rolls Out New Identity http://t.co/hAZhnKG
Wallaby | Adobe Flash FLA to HTML - Adobe Labs http://t.co/mSp2yUH
Upcoming 'Bumpy Road' Looks Like a Unique Brand of Platforming http://t.co/lTO41GY
RT @thenokiablog: Nokia appoints @snystrom as head of MeeGo http://nokb.ly/11n

Wednesday 3/9

Note to startups: If you're using an iPhone to demo the Next Big Thing, it's not the Next Big Thing. (With apologies to... myself?)
RT @phonescooper: Some guy just asked me about my MacBook AIr. His main concern: "But that thing doesn't run Flash, right?" #sigh
Familiar, but not too familiar: Ars reviews Pokémon Black and White http://t.co/ZKypZwQ

Thursday 3/10

Blekko Bans 1.1 Million Spammy Domains Via New Algorithm http://t.co/RZ90Z4K Oooh, nice. I may have to try them out...
Upgraded to iOS 4.3 on my iPad. The rotation lock is back! W00t! And the browser is noticably faster. Nice.
Oh, woops. Didn't see who was part of churn... unlinking.
RT @jamespearce: The most intriguing thing about iOS 4.3 is the clue that WebGL might be on the way. http://bit.ly/hLw5re
I'm having one of those days where I open a new browser tab to search for something, and by the time it loads, I've forgotten what I wanted.

Friday 3/11

Holy fuck. 8.9!?!?!?
RT @ecyrd: Raw footage from the quake from inside a house. It's bad. http://is.gd/mi2zQR
The worst earthquake video I've seen was from the Kobe one years ago. Some guy sleeping in a TV station gets pounded.
RT @iankennedy: Reports saying Japan earthquake is the biggest since 1707. http://english.aljazeera.net/watch_now/
I think stocking up our earthquake emergency bag will be a good errand for this weekend.
RT @emilychang: west coast now upgraded to tsunami warning. people in coastal areas need to move to higher ground: http://t.co/M566Mi4
Come now and let us bow our heads as we pray to the gods of Concentration, Focus and Organization, and ask them to smile down upon us.

Saturday 3/12

Remember to set clocks for daylight saving time (AP) http://t.co/DnYFxJF (Holy crap! Already?!?! Awesome!! Spring forward baby!)
Explosion at Japanese nuclear plant, fuel may be melting - Officials http://t.co/hsdltYp (fuckaduck.)
RT @dalmaer: On iOS Apple is incented to create a good browser (Nitro engine) but disincented to create a great Web app runtime (no Nitr ...
@dalmaer This *sucks*. I just confirmed it using my favorite iPad browser iCab: SunSpider results were 8463ms vs. 3338 for Safari.
I'll give Apple the benefit of the doubt and assume a dev issue. They can't be that dumb-ass to purposefully handicap UIWebView, can they?

Sunday 3/13

HTML5 Game in the Chrome and Mac App Store http://t.co/DdFEdJ1 (from @LostDecadeGames - very retro! I just ponied up a whole $2 for it. :-)
RT @BrendanEich: We <3 etherpad @Mozilla. Classic disruptive (self-hating) innovation. "@humphd: Interesting take on etherpad's histo ...

Monday 3/14

Lost city of Atlantis found in Southern Spain http://t.co/3awaVn6 (Holy crap, my wife and son are Atlantians!)
Ooh, I have an idea for one of those literary mashups: "Don Quixote - The Ingenious Gentleman of Atlantis". :-)
Exactly 5 years ago I was also playing with live web/mobile conversations... #missedopportunities http://www.russellbeattie.com/blog/1008884
The Nuclear Regulatory Commision and my employer share the same initials... (random fact courtesy of my automated news searches.)
God I'm practically catonic today. HEY DST! I got your 'spring forward' right *here*.
"I love quoting myself..." - Me

Tuesday 3/15

State of the News Media 2011 - http://t.co/VvLhH9k "For the first time more people said they got news from the web than newspapers."
Monitoring Twitter for iPad 2 shipments locally... doesn't look good.
RT @rem: Wrote this at the weekend http://t.co/oQWuqMQ converts a page & all assets to a single inline html file containing images, css & js

Wednesday 3/16

RT @davidkroodsma: People in line for #iPad 2 at #apple store in Palo Alto. http://twitpic.com/4a2188 why did I feel envious instead of ...
Sun.com, the twelfth oldest domain on the internet, will be decommissioned on June 1st http://t.co/xQiFdUU (sad!)

Thursday 3/17

RT @marinelay3r: Sold out again at Apple Store Palo Alto. 20 tickets maybe at best. #iPad

Friday 3/18

WOW! I've been building Lego marble machines lately for fun. This video from Lego World 2011 is *insane*. http://youtu.be/N9VBQ3hW6t8
RT @marinelay3r: @iPadLocator 9 AM Apple Store Palo Alto update - only Verizon versions left, will run out by end of current line. #iPad

Saturday 3/19

The complete guide to jailbreaking Windows Phone 7 - Windows Phone Hacker http://t.co/KtbiFFB
Mistyped tag leads to exposure of Tumblr DB passwords and API keys - http://t.co/kbuaNLi (require_once('lib/GiantOctopus.php') - heh!)
Is space like a chessboard? http://t.co/csjStQ8 "electrons are ideal point particles, with no finite radius or internal structure..."

Sunday 3/20

If I hear about something that happened before 1972, I think, "Wow, that's before I was even born!" That's how my son feels about 2002. #old
Fun, true story - http://youtu.be/jU4oA3kkAWU Very cool!
Hmmm... One has to wonder, is Verizon+Sprint next up?

Monday 3/21

Some with the problem of extracting article text, think, “I know, I'll use Readability.” Now they have two problems. (W/ apologies to @jz).
Wooops, I meant @jwz, not @jz...
RT @jamespearce: In the long run, {programmatic} generally trumps <declarative>

Tuesday 3/22

GDC 2011: Upcoming 'Anomaly Warzone Earth' – Tower Defense in Reverse http://t.co/kLfkhz5

Wednesday 3/23

'Forget-Me-Not' – The Magical Child of PAC-MAN and Rogue http://t.co/N4lWL1p
The chumby8 is getting ready to ship! http://t.co/oIkrGjo
Bing Updates m.bing.com With More Impressive HTML5 Features | Microsoft News http://t.co/evxSv6p
iPad® meet WordPress http://t.co/Veg5Dqr Wow, this "theme" for WP is really slick.
RT @bperry: Stephen Elop on CNBC: mobility will help content “change radically” in the future. http://bit.ly/eKuxxa #Nokianews

Thursday 3/24

Watching the munchster's karate class... Twitter, entertain me.
Onswipe Partners With Automattic To Power iPad Traffic On 18.6 Million WordPress.com Blogs http://t.co/C1RR6Iq (Ah, so that's what happened)

Friday 3/25

Greatest Movie Ever Sold http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/sony/thegreatestmovieeversold/ OMG, the Super Size Me guy is a frigin genius!
Apple wins skirmish in Nokia patent war | Reuters http://t.co/lf6ibh2 ITC rules against patent infringement. Woops.

Saturday 3/26

vid.ly? I'm amazed that companies are still using .ly domains. There's just waaay too much instability underlying that TLD.
RT @Velodramatic: Just stuck my head in the door at the Palo Alto Apple Store... 100 people lined up, some since 2am for iPad 2 - 43 got ...
Holy fucking iPad spam! How can Twitter not have a handle on that yet?

Monday 3/28

Wearing a bandaid on the back of my neck again to keep myself from absentmindedly scratching at a scar. Coworkers must think I'm diseased.
They haven't mentioned it, despite me sitting with my back to the door... They must be scared. :-D

Tuesday 3/29

Need a Mobile Web App Template? Mobile Boilerplate 1.0 is Here http://t.co/c9758oH
RT @janole: Quite interesting » "Elop Fights Nokia Traditions in Race to Ship Microsoft Phone - Bloomberg" - http://j.mp/e8Do9l /via @Da ...
Nokia sues Apple again over patents - Yahoo! News http://t.co/SRjoBpy

Wednesday 3/30

Facebook Palo Alto, CA hosting talk on PhoneGap, March 31, 7 PM. http://t.co/LLDlvLt
Amazon.com lets you play with an Android virtual machine, try apps before you buy them -- Engadget http://t.co/LjDcmRM Wow!
RT @N: Lines for iPad 2 @ Apple Store - Palo Alto http://instagr.am/p/CrLSE/
Microsoft's Odd Couple | Vanity Fair http://t.co/75W0NB6 (by Paul Allen)

Thursday 3/31

I've been doing some stuff with Microsoft Sharepoint at work. It is truly a clusterfuck of code.
Using the MS Query Service entails making SOAP requests which contain - I shit you not - raw XML. It's like a bad "Yo Dawg..." joke.
Ubuntu 11.04 Beta released, reviewed http://t.co/vOReajP Unity is going to give me fits I can see it already.
Pioneer Anomaly Solved By 1970s Computer Graphics Technique - Technology Review http://t.co/vrgjXBw
I'm sick. I think I hate everyone today. Yeah, including you.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who...
Ok, I got out of bed! Progress!! I think I'll take a shower and try to do some laundry. I opened every door in the house. It's gorgeous!!
Started the Ubuntu 11.4 Beta .iso download, since I thought it'd take a while. 5 minutes later it was done. Oh, yeah, it's 2011 isn't it?
Feeling undying love for Linux and Ubuntu right now. It might be the cold medicine, but it feels real.

April 2011

Saturday 4/2

LKML: Linus Torvalds: Re: [GIT PULL] omap changes for v2.6.39 merge window http://t.co/IJU845M Nothing like a good Linus rant!
"ARM right now is a nightmare, and most of it is because ARM hardware manufacturers are morons." Hehehehe.
Green Lantern - New Movie Trailer http://t.co/VSXJ5n3 This looks goooood. I like how the bad guy isn't immediately Sinestro.
RT @JohnatNokia: Reading Microsoft + Nokia = Challenge for Apple http://nyti.ms/enoJXz
Woohoo! My cold moved into my chest! Time to get a little loopy on Robitussin! That stuff usually gets me high as a kite.
Looking at iPad 2's on Craigslist. It suddenly dawned on me that I may want the AT&T version this time.. hmmmm.

Monday 4/4

Clever Algorithms: Nature-Inspired Programming Recipes http://t.co/gfxnnI6 Wow... If only I could Really grok this stuff...

Wednesday 4/6

"Warning: Standing near turret may result in accidental empathy suppression."
Spiral Knights - Home http://t.co/ttd9BF0 Ooh, this looks pretty cool. And cross platform as well. Sweet.
You know you're old when you learn about a dance craze about a year after it was popularized... I just now learned about "The Dougie."
RT @N: As of right now, approx. 50 ppl are standing in line for iPad 2 at Apple Store Palo Alto.
Samsung confirms WiFi-only Galaxy Tab availability: April 10th, $350 http://t.co/6HxKFqf
If they update The Galaxy Tab with Honeycomb, at $350, that's a great tablet at a decent price point. Needs Honeycomb tho...
No more trying to get to the barber, I'm taking matters into my own hands...

Thursday 4/7

Sizing Up Smart Phones -Tested http://t.co/fuyDwZ1 4" screens+ are becoming the norm. Amazing.

Friday 4/8

'Atari's Greatest Hits' Comes To iOS With 100 Games http://t.co/onYcI9a 99 2600 games? Is that really worth $15? Not really sure, honestly.
Republicans are extremist, hypocritical, ignorant, scumbag assholes who I wish would all die painfully in a fire.
RT @JPBarlow: Why America quit working: the GOP shuts down the Gov't rather than fund any abortions. http://nyti.ms/enoS8f

Sunday 4/10

I love discovering and then unfriending Republicans. It's not rhetoric, I DON'T LIKE YOU.
New Blog Post - Creating an iPad-like dropdown menu in HTML5 http://goo.gl/fb/uzBOB
I've suddenly realized browsers and CSS *really* don't care what your tags are. Everything that's not recognized is considered a div.
At this point, why bother with <div id="mycontent"> when you can just write <mycontent>? Works with both CSS and getElementByTagName()
RT @Rits: @RussB actually, a 'span' element. (not generating line breaks). BTW, older IEs don't style unknown elements, and javascript i ...
@Rits Ahh, okay. Well, a "display: block" fixes that. And screw older IE stuff, I'm thinking more about mobile HTML5 web apps. :-)

Monday 4/11

Touch based WP7 programming environment and language by Microsoft Research http://t.co/AgL7fSJ Wow... this looks interesting!
Wow, TouchStudio is easily the coolest thing I've seen on a smartphone in years. Very nicely done.
Creating an iPad-like dropdown menu in HTML5 - RussellBeattie.com http://t.co/vAlKqFJ
Man, I'm getting almost zero love for the html5 canvas menu post. I thought it was pretty neat... obviously just to me. :-)
@ndw @bwinton I tweaked the sample page so it displays in FF4... :-)
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Tuesday 4/12

Frigin' car broke down again! Waiting for AAA to tow me to a garage. There goes my evening and another chunk of cash. Gah!
Munckins arguing from the other room about whether or not the creator of Pokemon is 'still alive'. LOL. 1996 = Ancient History.
Reading morning news on my new Motorola Xoom Wifi. It's not the iPad, but it's damn close.
@rcarmo Very nice! Though I'm not sure if the pink shadow is within Apple's UX guidelines. ;-)
@joshu My pride and joy old gadget is a Tandy Model 100 - http://www.classiccmp.org/dunfield/kyocera/h/m100ca84.jpg I coveted it for years.
8-bit 2.4 MHz CPU, 24K RAM (expandable to 32K!), full keyboard, 300 baud modem, 8x40 pixel display and "apps" written by Bill Gates himself.
Oh, wow... Weird Stuff has an eBay store: http://stores.ebay.com/WeirdStuff-inc
Evincii Kiosk - Touchscreen Core 2 Duo 2.2 120GB HDD 4GB RAM http://t.co/R3y4eOU Wow, that thing is crazy looking. Never seen it before.
It's amusing Microsoft zero-ed in on CSS column support in IE10, as it's definitely buggy as hell in FF and Chrome. http://t.co/Cf092yM

Thursday 4/14

Don't you people ever shut up!?!
Car is *finally* fixed and now I'm waiting for a taxi to go get it. Got a text message confirmation with a link to http://cabs.io . Love it.

Friday 4/15

@nodejitsu Your feed is hosed. "TypeError: Cannot read property 'length' of undefined at Function.buildHeaders ... "
Throwback Thursday: Nokia 770 Internet Tablet http://t.co/SJGOqoi (Such a missed opportunity!)
Secrets of the Tax-Prep Business http://t.co/7jlrdhN "At the check-cashing place, they're talking to someone behind bulletproof glass"

Saturday 4/16

Frigin' Scoble surprised me with the whole AirPlay thing, so I bought an AppleTV. Playing with it now - it's stupidly good. Gah!
Just had a fun idea - you know that giant mmo Scrabble game (http://wordsquared.com/)? Imagine it being a user-generated maze...
Actually, like Million Dollar Homepage - you could set up a grid and invite others to draw a maze for each section.
Let me extend my public expression of disgust and loathing from all Republicans to Ayn Rand fans as well. Everything she preached is wrong.
Hmmm... I wonder where in the Hype Cycle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hype_cycle) we are when it comes to smart phones and mobile apps?
OMG! This site must have seeped into my consciousness somehow: http://worldsbiggestpacman.com/ Insane! I swear I thought it was a new idea!

Sunday 4/17

Surprise news from Finland! They elected a Canadian to lead the country and are will become a Constitutional Monarchy sometime in 2012.
The new Finnish leader felt that the new form of government would have better support and allow the country to innovate faster.

Monday 4/18

Wow... decapitations, incest, rape, infanticide and lots of snow. Game of Thrones is like Lord of the Rings written by Stieg Larsson.
Hey! That *was* an earthquake. I thought so!

Tuesday 4/19

Ask Ars: Finally upgrading to Windows 7—should I go 32- or 64-bit? http://t.co/EXMaG0v
I desperately need a pick-me-up. Anyone know where I can get one of those Pulp Fiction-style hypodermic needles filled with adrenaline?

Wednesday 4/20

An iPhone App That Helps You Find An iPad 2 -- AppAdvice http://t.co/mT5mcp8
Three words: Ninety. Five. Percent. Three letters: O.M.G.

Thursday 4/21

RT @SergioRamos: Buenos Dias a todos amig@s...!!!Lo de la copa fue un malentendido,no se cayo...salto ella cuando llego a Cibeles y vio ...
Woops. Looks like News.me still has some work to do on their web scraper: http://www.russellbeattie.com/blog/media/newsme_scraper_fail.png
When I wrote my web scraper years ago, I thought, "I hope I don't get sued for stripping ads." Little did I know how common it'd become.
Once again it shows how pretty much all disruptive businesses start with some form of piracy. When am I going to get the balls to push it?
@janole Seems like every news reader is integrating Readability (or similar) in their apps now. Can they make a biz like that!? No idea.

Friday 4/22

I'm finding it more and more annoying to read websites on my laptop vs. my tablet.
Considering that I've been reading the web on laptops for 15+ years, my relatively sudden change in preference to tablets is a sign...
Tablets are a fundamental technology leap forward - not just a variant of mobiles or laptops, but the next stage in computing evolution.

Saturday 4/23

Made a Chrome extension that waits for the browser to idle, then saves open tabs to a server. Trying to decide if I should expand it.
I can't imagine people would want a short code of their opened tabs to share, no? Doesn't seem useful outside of personal syncing.
I tried messing with Dropbox's API, but it's really not meant for web apps... you'd have to store the OAuth token in plain text.

Sunday 4/24

Every time I use the voice recognition on my motorola xoom I feel like I'm living in the future! I wrote this by speaking!
My son is reading tom sawyer, a 135 year old book, on his ipod touch. We're living in the future!
I love writing tweets by speaking!
Nokia is one of the most active Android contributors, and other surprises http://t.co/uUgv8fC
I wonder if anyone has made a voice optimized to do list? It would be so cool to click 1 button, say what I wanted and have it jotted down.
You could call the app "Minion" and have it be voice activated. As in, "Minion! Remind to get milk and butter." (...Yesss, my massssterrr).
"Minion! Order two dozen more frikin' sharks with lasers. Muhahahaha!" (By adding the evil laugh, the app would mark it as 'high priority.'

Monday 4/25

Wufoo’s interview http://t.co/umBuMvz (I didn't realize they got acquired. I love their service - functional but simple.)
Did I miss a memo?! Where the hell is everyone today?
AdMob tablet survey: or what brand customers do with that iPad - http://t.co/qvJqP1o 1/3 spend more time w/tablet than they do watching TV
My brain is working, but not particularly well at the moment. I need to start experimenting with low voltage electrodes...
Acer Iconia Honeycomb tablet available at Best Buy for $450 http://t.co/eIvK5P0
I had no idea Acer was coming out with a Honeycomb tablet so soon. I spent $100 more on my Xoom! I would've waited.
“@willythewise: @RussB Asus out tomorrow with a honeycomb for 399 w/ 16gb” Wow, nice! http://t.co/DP6txiX
There's a serious dearth of Android tablet apps right now - Honeycomb doesn't suck, so it's a huge opportunity for devs, I think.

Tuesday 4/26

Ovi Maps 3D Puts Google Earth Tech to Shame http://t.co/1MTt3pi
Getting my boss @DMacinMH set up with Twitter. Ruh-roh shaggy.
Sony PlayStation Network user data stolen (Reuters) http://t.co/4J0Pg5w Wow.

Wednesday 4/27

RT @NokiaUS: RT @nokia Nokia announces next steps in transformation http://nokia.ly/e4548m
Played with an Acer Iconia at Best Buy. Portrait mode was disabled! Seems crazy to me, I rarely use my tablets in landscape mode.
iOS and JavaScript (gaming) - for Real this Time! - PhobosLab http://t.co/Wi95cEE
RT @AcerAmerica: @RussB Thanks for your interest in the Acer Iconia Tab. Keep in mind that it has a physical button to lock the screen ...
@AcerAmerica Ahhhh! Thanks for clarifying! (A button is great, actually, but removing the soft option just creates confusion, I think.)
Talk and translate with Chrome 11 http://t.co/12sKi5k Oh, wow! This works insanely well. WE ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE!!
Holy crap! All you have to do is add "x-webkit-speech" as an attribute to any text field and it becomes speech enabled in Chrome. WOW.
RT @dalmaer: @RussB and with a simple chrome extension you can have it everywhere http://t.co/aoYtHWn
Damn, the HTML5 speech chrome extension doesn't work for text areas (Like for on Twitter and FB.). Maybe I can make a bookmarklet...

Thursday 4/28

Ubuntu 11.04 released, a Natty Narwhal rises from the depths http://t.co/xC5g5Qc
'Gears' Review – Elevating the Ball Rolling Genre to the Next Level http://t.co/Jhb3piJ
MicMicMic Twitter - Google Chrome extension - Post to Twitter through Chrome speech recognition: http://t.co/nINWcgG
Talking to the web: the basics of html5 speech input http://t.co/uGcwTVF (Ooh, there's a onwebkitspeechchange event! Nice!)
"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do." - HAL 9000

Friday 4/29

Ars reviews RIM's PlayBook http://t.co/Hfyr3kl I played with one the other day - it was good looking and really responsive.
The Soul of A New Machine by Tracy Kidder http://t.co/bRH2t6H There's no Kindle version of this!? (Yes, I own a copy, but it doesn't glow.)
I hate to put my ugly American face on, but really, the whole concept of royalty is as abhorrent in every way.
When Will Microsoft’s Internet Bloodbath End? http://t.co/NcFrkN4 It's amazing that they can't figure this stuff out.
The Power User’s Guide to Unity on Ubuntu 11.04 http://t.co/IOPQ4t9

Saturday 4/30

http://t.co/0dUX0NL I saw this girl on The Voice the other night - she was fantastic.
Is Cursive Dead? Not on Your Life http://t.co/EbQzF24
I "upgraded" to Natty. It did not go well. At all. Now backing up my home directory so I can re-install. Thinking seriously about Fedora.
http://t.co/zFBmnvz SUPERPLEXUS CIRCLES. Wow. Want.

May 2011

Sunday 5/1

Why do Americans still dislike atheists? - The Washington Post http://t.co/wuIs2zW
RT @jukkaeklund: Not too excited about default Unity desktop in #Natty, should I be? How's gnome3 in Fedora 15 looking?
@ecyrd I gave Unity a chance, but I hate it. HATE. HATE. HATE.
I bought a Perplexus puzzle yesterday for the munchkin (and me). http://perplexus.net Very fun and challenging. Haven't gotten past 61 yet.
Just had to delicately explain to my son and wife that referring to the word 'crap' as the "c-word" is not a particularly good idea.

Monday 5/2

RT @ReallyVirtual: Uh oh, now I'm the guy who liveblogged the Osama raid without knowing it.
RT @RBReich: Apparently knowledge of BL's hideout came from careful analysis rather than from anyone imprisoned, coerced, or tortured. A ...
I just grokked Map/Reduce for the first time. The reduce step can return *anything* - a list or array - not just a single value. Finally!
I could never understand how you'd duplicate a SQL group by or distinct query just by adding together everything. You don't.
RT @Hinman: The New York Times' R&D Lab has built a tool that explores the life stories take in the social space http://t.co/CwR5psB via ...
Microsoft Research’s TouchStudio Updated To V1.1 http://t.co/Jgnv5WC

Tuesday 5/3

Motorola Xoom Looking Like Epic Flop - Forbes http://t.co/Bafr1zb (Read on my Xoom of course).

Wednesday 5/4

Matt Croydon::Postneo » Blog Archive » Social Graph Analysis using Elastic MapReduce and PyPy http://t.co/rgS4HYt
RT @vivainio: News start trickling in - #QML apps can *finally* be deployed through Ovi store. Big deal for Symbian and Qt.
Apple A6S0200 Lisa II Vintage Computer for sale. $999 - http://r.ebay.com/BrXLvZ

Thursday 5/5

Playing with GroupMe... wow. It's *stupid simple*, in a good way. I wonder if all those phone numbers are really scalable? Love the "API".

Saturday 5/7

I started reading Game of Thrones after watching it on HBO. Wasn't sure I'd enjoy it, but it's quite good. Tyrion Lannister is fantastic.
The people who prefer "NoSQL" are like those morons who ride "fixies" in San Francisco. They're geek hipsters.
Cassandra vs MongoDB vs CouchDB vs Redis vs Riak vs HBase comparison http://t.co/zTfrxpv (nice basic overview of NoSQL dbs...)
Ooh, I really like how node's npm works now. I much prefer local package installation/management to global. Much easier to manage projects.
RT @joehewitt: Priority #1: Learn Node.js and rewrite my blog with it.
@joehewitt I'm doing that as I write. The question is does Node require a NoSQL storage to be cool, or is ol' MySQL good enough?
I don't actually understand how to get anything done in NoSQL - does sorting results by date always require 40 lines of MapReduce code?
@derricks You mean like the people who stopped WebDB from being widely supported in HTML5? I'd like to throttle them.

Sunday 5/8

Bayes factor - Wikipedia http://t.co/CZ8V9nl I've spent all day trying to grok this stuff. I can't believe how *old* my brain is.
LogoLounge.com Article - 2011 Trends http://t.co/xVzoPfQ
http://t.co/sCXVy3b A video of a guy getting a 1965 300 baud modem working with his laptop. Sooo great!

Monday 5/9

WTF? Why does our server always choose Sunday night to go down?!? Gaah! Can't even ssh into it at the moment.

Wednesday 5/11

RT @ITBlogs: via @computerworld: How to force your Xoom to check for the Android 3.1 update http://bit.ly/mPkRQW
Winter is Coming http://t.co/lZQFEV9
EXCLUSIVE Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 from Google IO sealed GET IT TODAY!! http://t.co/4iCAgUA

Thursday 5/12

Readable http://t.co/RON8Va3 (All JS bookmarklet like Readability used to work... very slick.)
How Google controls Android: digging deep into the Skyhook filings http://t.co/hs6N3xn Wow. Great article - researched, organized, etc.

Friday 5/13

10 Reasons for Geeks to Love HP webOS ‣ http://t.co/LQvnBja
BlackBerry PlayBook Review - Tested http://t.co/3sgrnkM (Like my initial impressions - very slick, well done OS and hardware)
You have a Javascript problem. You think, "I know, I'll look at the Mozilla source code to see what they do..." Now you have two problems.
Honestly, browser makers should stop expanding on CSS and just move to using Javascript for styling instead. CSS -> JSON. Done.
@Moof I'm watching some videos from Google I/O and they're already extending CSS with variables, mixins, logic, and more. It's nuts.
Calibre e-book reader 0.8 gets book store search, new look, more http://t.co/Tqc1RHp
Guida l'autobus con due cellulari in mano - Video - http://t.co/z3r43Ur Nice! Bus driver using two mobiles while driving with his elbows.

Saturday 5/14

RT @fozbaca: @RussB Didn't Netscape do the JavaScript Style Sheet thing before CSS http://www.w3.org/Submission/1996/1/WD-jsss-960822
@fozbaca Wow, I had no idea about "JSS". I'm only about 15 years behind the times. :-) Great idea though, much better than CSS3++...

Sunday 5/15

Android 3.1 Platform Highlights http://t.co/fMWEmpo My Xoom just updated.. the browser is markedly better, as is the marketplace. Nice.
A Not Very Short Introduction To Node.js http://t.co/4qAFNMd
RT @janole: Not many people here in the hotel restaurant, but two elderly ladies discussing something over an iPad using a stylus(!) whi ...
RT @arainert: RT @justincooke: Each member of this family of 5 snapped at JFK has their own iPad - is this the future? http://bit.ly/kIABOL”
Tablets are a revolution. They have the utility of a PC and the accessibility/ease-of-use of a mobile phone. Believe it.
I found that New Yorker piece about Apple/PARC by Malcom Gladwell on Scribd: http://www.scribd.com/doc/55450573
@derricks Totally agree. And seeing my 9yo son and 65yo mother use and enjoy it just as much as I do was eye-opening as well.
Wow, Finland just won the Hockey World Cup... Nice! I wonder if we'll get the week off at work now? :-D
Android Apps for Tablets - Android Market http://t.co/KfKfde4 A huge vacuum of tablet apps right now - lots of opportunity there, I think.

Monday 5/16

Was playing with the Xoom and Honeycomb - the voice recognition input can be changed to use Spanish! I didn't notice that before.
Thought about whipping up a "widget" for my Xoom, but then I saw all the Java and XML involved - I had forgotten what a nightmare it is!
The evolution of Nokia and Ovi http://t.co/OloCJkM

Tuesday 5/17

Now in the Windows Phone 7 Marketplace: USA Today http://t.co/dfOLHsr
- Newtonian Mechanics § Harvard Natural Sciences Lecture Demonstrations http://t.co/JCiu5Dm
What is Bitcoin? http://t.co/MIdmzEG I've been seeing this a lot lately - I figured it was "flooz" reborn, but it's not. Very interesting...
RT @IBMResearch: Breakthroughs in technology are often born of persistence, ingenuity & sometimes serendipity -- #SiGe http://bit.ly/mF ...
Happy 9th Birthday to my munchkin! (I'm going to have to find another nickname for him soon!)

Wednesday 5/18

Apple IPad’s ‘Buzz Saw’ Success Cuts PC Sales at HP, Dell - Businessweek http://t.co/eaeWi2l
I only discovered xargs in the past year, but every time I use it now, I think, "OMG, I LOVE YOU!" Who know bash could provoke such emotion?

Thursday 5/19

RT @NiemanLab: Newsonomics: How the tablet is the missing link between engagement, revenue and circulation http://nie.mn/jPAGhV
Alpaca before and after shearing: http://t.co/3DY2U95 (Ha! I had no idea they were so skinny!)
Five minutes later I pulled up that pic to look at again. I'm still cracking up... the little hat they left is so awesome. :-)
RT @seetu: +1 “@MadanRao: Mobility, not mobile, is the way ahead for digital marketing in India: Rishad Tobaccowala http://t.co/5ZhvSro”
Facebook suggested I friend Jeff Weiner. I thought we were already were! Did that fucker unfriend me? Bah, he's just some loser anyway.. ;-)
RT @dalmaer: FunctionSource Changes: New Settings, New Tweets: We just pushed a new version of FunctionSource and wanted to l... http:// ...

Friday 5/20

Watching Scott Pilgrim... I'm amazed that Kitara's voice (from Avatar) come from the insane Roxy.
Nuance in BusinessWeek http://t.co/605KjKa "Competing with Nuance is like having a venereal disease that's in remission," Oh, wow.
I'm pretty convinced everyone joking about the rapture secretly think it's a possibility. (Zarquon does return, but not until The End.)
@joehewitt Did you take a look at Apple's Javascript they use on the Safari Dev pages formatted for iOS? E.g. http://t.co/meC8Ik6
Javascript scrolling with physics in iOS is only needed because of the lack of fixed css elements. Apple should just allow them like Google.
Mobile Prototyping Essentials (massive deck from NRC's Rachel Hinman) http://t.co/3qYRNrs
RT @timoreilly: RT @OReillyMedia #Ebook Deal/Day: MongoDB: The Definitive Guide - Only $15.99 (Save 50%) w/code DDD5F http://oreil.ly/kzCNQN

Saturday 5/21

RT @lloydhilaiel: JSONSelect - CSS-like selectors for JSON - http://jsonselect.org/

Monday 5/23

@derricks If you haven't yet, grab Calibre and a torrent of 'top kindle ebooks' for no other reason than to see the future of publishing.
Grandview is a one-word-at-a-time text editor. http://t.co/eLyaa5w (Free in the Mac App Store)
Monday morning context change. Fingers want Linux, but I'm on a Mac. I hate the Command key.
I also hate TextWrangler, though it's the best editor I've found on the Mac. I want TABS!!! Man I wish there was a native port of gEdit.
While I'm bitching, I *hate* using Mac's version of the gnu tools, only to find out that random options are missing. ps auxf? Nope. Gaah!
@j_loughney Have fun at MeegoConf. Give everyone my condolences on what might have been. :-(
"Grímsvötn" What a *great* name for a volcano in the middle of a glacier field! Makes you want to read about an epic quest involving it...
@jimh Oh, if I could I would. I mean, using a Mac is still better than using Windows... but only by a little. :-)
I hate the newest version of Ubuntu, my phone OS is running Windows, and I use a mac at work. I feel like a man without a country.
There was a time when I loved all the OSes I was using (Ubuntu, Maemo, etc.) but now, not so much.

Tuesday 5/24

Obama's car gets stuck at US Embassy http://t.co/lcAItBG Wow, that's sort of crazy. How in the world was *that* design flaw overlooked??
The Linux Experience: How to painlessly switch from Ubuntu to Fedora http://t.co/qWIT384
Adam Savage with ArcAttack - Doctor Who Theme http://t.co/HD4hcGB
RT @hakimel: Didn't know JavaScript strings have a link(url) method. http://jsfiddle.net/LVLaB/
Celebrating Linotype, 125 Years Since Its Debut - John Hendel - Technology - The Atlantic http://t.co/3mbGnh4
I've always had this weird fondness for Arby's... I just realized today it's probably because of my initials. :-)
List of company name etymologies - Wikipedia http://t.co/g3YYWdf (Amazon started as Cadabra, and eBay stands for "Echo Bay")
FlowingData | Data Visualization, Infographics, and Statistics http://t.co/af0K6gN
Miro - Free, open-source music and video player. http://t.co/D30IWTC

Wednesday 5/25

The Descendants - http://t.co/dg2RC9C (First time I've heard the tem 'coldcock' in a long time. It made me laugh. :-) )
First look: Fedora 15 arrives with GNOME 3.0 and systemd http://t.co/LEDnbAY

Thursday 5/26

Spring cleaning for Google APIs http://t.co/dWyai1i (Yowza. I'm sure some of those are used by an app developer or two. #beyourownbitch ).
Buying a black-top IKEA desk was stupid. My phone, glasses, mouse, keyboard, iPad, etc. are all black, making them essentially invisible.
It's hard to be a "thought leader" when you don't have any thought followers...

Friday 5/27

I'm watching SportsNight on Netflix... Never seen it before. It's all West Wing people! I had no idea.
I think Google needs some help for its kleptomania... Books, news, music, Java... Maybe Oracle and eBay will set them straight.
Wow, playing with Fedora 15 Live CD... OMG Gnome 3 kicks Unity's ass and then some. Sooo. Much. Nicer. I may have to switch distros.
Gnome3 gives a real Mac-like vibe. I keep involuntarily going to the top-left to close windows... :-)
@nokia Nice new icon. I like the "Pure" vibe. :-)
Hmm... I wonder what the official radius numbers are for the corners of the Pure icons. And the gradient as well... I like the look.
@andreatrasatti Was thinking about it. :-)

Saturday 5/28

Started my first open source project in a while - node-feedparser. First pass on GitHub: https://github.com/russellbeattie/node-feedparser

Monday 5/30

Project Kal-El Demo Previews Future of Mobile Gaming « NVIDIA http://t.co/6JoPjcH
"So I'm just going all alpha-male, and just renumbering it. You'll like it." Linus has announced Linux 3.0. Nice!
My 9yo just kicked my *ass* in a one-on-one game of StarFront (an RTS for iPad). Wow. I knew this day would come, but so soon?!?!
What I did do to piss off my boss? He's scheduled two 7 a.m. conference calls for me tomorrow and Wednesday. Was I bad? Am I being punished?
Oh, wait. There's a team meeting at 7 a.m. on Thursday too. This week is going to suuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Tuesday 5/31

Hashbangs are the stupidest trend ever. Just ignore the path or params on the server if you want the logic in JS, but don't cripple the URL.
Nokia Slumps to Lowest in 13 Years After Cutting Forecasts - Businessweek http://t.co/o7A4KjB Gah. Not good.

June 2011

Wednesday 6/1

Google WebRTC browser voice/video chat released to take on Skype and FaceTime http://t.co/8QyiXrI
Bad Monkey!! No muffin for you!
It's amazing how much time I spend trying to make my Mac work like Linux. I'm yak-shaving like crazy just trying to install imagemagick..
RT @dalmaer: Windows 8 (a web OS:) looks usable by my parents. This is good news. I like split screen support too. Bold! http://t.co/uaRVzXn
RT @Carnage4Life: Engadget has videos with the Windows team showing "Windows 8". I'm pumped to see this out there - http://engt.co/iYfUlB
Building "Windows 8" - Video #1 http://t.co/NxfxtDM

Thursday 6/2

RT @selop: Enjoyed discussion at #D9 with Walt. Quoted Sun Tzu: "We believe in ourselves", and in our ability to execute well against ou ...
RT @karaswisher: Why Windows Phone Instead of Android? Nokia CEO Stephen Elop Explains. http://t.co/ocKbVRj #D9
RT @timoreilly: The mobile phone market "is no longer a battle of devices; it's a battle of ecosystems" @selop explains #D9
@codelust Meh, I just assume I'm talking to myself... it's easier. :-)
HP CEO: We will license webOS to others | VentureBeat http://t.co/UzQUs0G (Oooooh... I hope they see this in Espoo...)
Stephen Elop's Nokia Adventure - BusinessWeek http://t.co/dDLTHxe The pummeling continues.

Friday 6/3

SDForum - Mobile Internet SIG http://t.co/0MpmtI2 @nokiaresearch tonight.
Huge tech companies that went away: Sun, Gateway, Palm, etc. Nokia is worth more now sold as parts, which makes you wonder...

Saturday 6/4

Dear developers of ImageMagick: I love you all, very, very much.
A Year Adds Up To Big Changes In Brain - Science News http://t.co/OUayLnw I've seen this for myself. It's not just math - 3rd grade is huge.
http://t.co/YIO5Urb Japanese soccer team vs. 100 kids. That second goal seemed offsides (is that possible?)
Heh... $NOK ended the day on Friday at $6.66 ... Not that I'm religious or superstitious, but that's not exactly a great sign. :-)
My bet for iOS 5's big new feature? Voice recognition integration. Siri + Nuance. The tech is real, now Apple will just add the magic.

Sunday 6/5

Just found out that MongoDB can't store more than 2.5GB of info on 32bit systems. First I was annoyed, but then I thought 'good decision.'
6 months of my news feeds already store 350MB of text on my 32bit Ubuntu server, so MongoDB may not be for me right now.
MongoDB is cheating on learning about "NoSQL" anyways (which is my goal), as it actually does basic stuff like querying and sorting.
I mean, unless you're writing hand-coded Map-Reduce loops across distributed storage systems to sort by date, you're just a NoSQL poseur.
Seriously, screw E.F. Codd, C.J. Date and all the rest. I can write up optimized data queries in 15 lines of Javascript while on the toilet.
Hmm. I might be ranting.
I think this would seriously be considered full on 'stream of consciousness' writing... Someone help me. The eagle lands at midnight.
http://t.co/IjmZlm2 Just downloaded and am up and running on Tor... Checking out Silk Road of course. :-)
Senators Target Website That Sells Narcotics : NPR http://t.co/haFOe1A (Will they go after the sellers, the site, or TOR itself?)
Here's a Bitcoin chart to make you laugh: https://mtgox.com/trade/history (Can you say Ponzi?)

Monday 6/6

So you can buy Bitcoins for $16.92 apiece. 1g of "Afghani Hash" costs ฿1.38 == $23.35 Not that I'm in the market, it's just amusing to see.
Wow, it's full-on amateur-hour in the Bitcoin world. When is someone going to make a mint.com quality BTC exchange site I wonder?
RT @fling: loving the 1997 WWDC Closing Keynote. so much of Apple's future (and current) strategy is here: http://t.co/Ft8MGZO
WWDC and E3! Today would have been a great day to have that duplicate news filter working in my news reader. God knows how Techmeme does it.
Great picture of Steve Jobs at the WWDC today: http://rb.io/images/sjobs.jpg

Tuesday 6/7

About The Nuance No-Show At Apple’s WWDC Keynote http://t.co/ybaRP0W
Room service? Send up a larger room.
AppleInsider | Rumor: Voice features weren't ready for WWDC, will still be in iOS 5 http://t.co/Fo6Sa0c
OnLive demonstrates high-end cloud gaming on tablets and smartphones http://t.co/AaarFUu

Thursday 6/9

Ripping/converting DVDs is insanely CPU intensive! I've got Handbrake on an old Core-Duo laptop and it takes *hours* to do a single DVD.
I did all the DVD ripping (copying/deCSSing) first, and just queued everything up, but it's amazing how long it takes.
It's sorta nice ripping DVDs is taking so long... In a few years when it takes a couple minutes, I'll be able to say, "I remember when..."
@k4shif @talideon I'm encoding the DVD video for my iPad, so that's a huge chunk of the effort for sure.
@jonoabroad I decided to pull some of the transcoding to my new i5 laptop, but it's still pretty pokey. I need a proper desktop CPU...
Nokia’s Tirri Fills in as Technology Officer as Green Leaves - Businessweek http://t.co/oYwevUX
Nokia's Chief Technology Officer Departs - NYTimes.com http://t.co/dDEnRRA
Nokia Says Technology Chief Green Takes Leave to Attend to Personal Matter - Bloomberg http://t.co/fOur1wX
Nuance Sues Vlingo Again Over Voice Recognition Patents http://t.co/dHJozSA
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy... who saw Rich Green pass out at 31 Flavors last night.

Friday 6/10

Your Phone Might Be a Knockoff, But Should You Care? - Jan Chipchase - The Atlantic http://t.co/QmktnLn NRC Alum writes about Shenzhen
NASA | Voyager Finds Magnetic Bubbles at Solar System's Edge http://t.co/nHAQVeo
http://t.co/9sOxCps Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 - It's Time To Tab! (God, what a horrible commercial)

Saturday 6/11

War on Urchin! http://t.co/4f6z26F (I've been stripping those utm_ params in my newsreader for a few months now, they truly are garbage.)
Drug shortages hit record level, says FDA - Jun. 10, 2011 http://t.co/v590RgA

Monday 6/13

The HP TouchPad Gets A Series Of Official Video Demos http://t.co/SGqFtvL One word: Wow.
commandlinefu.com http://t.co/aLstMVh Ooooooh. This a fun site. Now if only I can remember it exists next time I need it... :-)

Tuesday 6/14

Nokia enters into patent license agreement with Apple | Nokia - Press http://t.co/vLhjunb
Child Of Eden - E3 Trailer http://t.co/G6ZLhhY
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action SpeakToTweet() : Nothing { s := languages->speech_to_text('en', senses->record_microphone); if not s->is_empty then { soc ...
Microsoft Research's Touch Studio is astoundingly cool. Made a Speech to Twitter script in like 3 minutes.
My current location : 3075 Hansen Way, Palo Alto, CA 94304

Wednesday 6/15

Peanutweeter Brings Peanuts, Twitter Together With Hilarious Results | Wired.com http://t.co/MeIw9lk (Fantastic)
Facebook hosed their status feed earlier today it seems. Love that walled garden.
@ethauvin The change wacked lots of people... http://t.co/hcIDbNb
RT @janole: Forum Nokia is now Nokia Developer - really nice re-design: http://t.co/wAyuYde
Shenzhen mobile phone market: going deeper inside Huaqiangbei -- Engadget http://t.co/cfpG9sX Holy cow.
Robin And Zelda Williams Featured In Latest Ocarina Of Time 3D Commercial http://t.co/wEW927r
Adobe Air for Linux Axed http://t.co/t5Hq4LP Wow. I was playing with this a couple days ago.
Samuel L. Jackson Narrates "Go the F**k to Sleep" http://t.co/EztoYL6

Thursday 6/16

Reddit experiences mighty growth: 1.2B page views per month http://t.co/3BRkHOG
Remember kids: Only Republican presidents can use military force. It's in the Constitution, after the bits about Paul Revere and Jesus.
LightDims reduce the brightness of your LEDs http://t.co/IvWMCcG
Milliken's new logo - http://t.co/WP0UjIz I really have a fondness for scripted wordmarks. My favorite being http://t.co/sRLoTmv
Microsoft unleashes Kinect software development kit http://t.co/V4b7Mws
Fluid - Turn Your Favorite Web Apps into Real Mac Apps. http://t.co/0Sejf5t
Nuance Acquires Speech Recognition Software Company SVOX http://t.co/Yffw9zv
"It's a design classic!!" http://t.co/qFZ8A7g
Better title: "Video of Nokia employee being mugged in London..." http://t.co/VPxwXVm :-)
A whole new world: Ars reviews the Galaxy Tab 10.1 http://t.co/NAxaWji

Friday 6/17

@ethauvin Who the hell regularly uses a tablet in landscape mode?!? So weird. Samsung's not alone. Maybe they're trying to be anti-iPads.
Every tech/finance writer on the planet had their Pandora story written before their IPO: "bubble". Now they're just filling in numbers.
Sony tablet teaser video is breathtaking, not very informative http://t.co/C5QhOqi (Actually, it's not very breathtaking either.)
Take a tour of the Nokia House in Finland http://t.co/KaxhW8S
Apple’s iCloud Icon Uses The Golden Ratio http://t.co/iuJCVDM (Wow, it's true... Probably why that cloud is so mucher nicer than others...)
Barnes & Noble All-New NOOK review http://t.co/n8wEIy5 I'm not a fan of e-ink displays, but you have to give B&N props for a nice gadget.
iOS 5 finally brings Nitro JavaScript speed to home screen Web apps http://t.co/IsCkvWC

Sunday 6/19

In Spain. First time in 5+ years. A lot changed, most is the same. My Spanish still works. Rented a Mini Cooper. :-)

Tuesday 6/21

At a McDonalds in Spain using free WiFi. Did you know that AT&T will happily charge $20/MB for international data usage? I didn't.

Wednesday 6/22

Just saw the N9 announcement. Massive confusion in my brain. Looks so nice.
Got my mobile data plan changed, finally able to check email, read news, etc. Was having serious withdrawal issues. #infojunkie
"Hodor," said Hodor.

Thursday 6/23

Finally figured how the hell I used 20+ MB of mobile data my first 2 days in Spain. My photos were set to auto sync to SkyDrive. Doh!!!

Friday 6/24

Back in Madrid, near my old apartment. Mega deja-vu. I remember so much, but it's all fuzzy.
Catching up on news... Flying home mañana.
Dear Fellow Nokians, the lesson from the iPhone debacle was not 'be more like Apple', it was 'do not ignore the U.S.' Not sure that's clear.

Sunday 6/26

I know I speak for all my friends and followers when I say, as a devout atheist, "God bless in-flight WiFi". #almosthome
We woke up to start traveling exactly 24 hours ago... Waiting for luggage. Gah!!
Archos' 7-inch, US$99 Arnova tablet http://t.co/kChc55f
SDLTRS http://t.co/CLPS96m sdltrs is a Radio Shack TRS-80 Model I/III/4/4P emulator for Macintosh OSX, Windows, and Linux.
» Emulating the TRS-80 The Digital Antiquarian http://t.co/IvA4Lzr
10 years ago I brought my old TRS-80 program casette tapes to Spain, I finally got them again, can't wait to get the data off.
I actually extracted the TRS-80 programs before, but lost the .wav files in a HD crash. I hope I can still get at the data...
WordPress and OnSwipe need a permanent opt-out option for their iPad "optimized" theme, because it sucks.
Things you (probably) didn't know about xargs http://t.co/VFzQAZs
The History Of The (Fake) 'Free Public WiFi' You Always See At Airports | Techdirt http://t.co/M8NIr1X I saw this yesterday!!! So crazy.
If you happen to be reading the Game of Thrones books, heads up: The body count in A Storm of Swords is quite stunning.

Monday 6/27

Hello desynchronosis! I'm a temporary morning person again... Hmm what should I do?
Ok, morning people stuff: Going to go for a jog, organize my day planner, and sip a cup Maxwell House while watching the sun rise.
Why Morning People Rule the World http://t.co/Zdalx6s
Night owls vs. morning people: Who's smarter? http://t.co/K7kQP0q "Recent evidence shows that people who thrive at night have higher IQs."

Tuesday 6/28

Google Quietly Rolls Out WDYL.com: A Range Of Google Product Results On One Page http://t.co/GfqQhMG Not useful, but well designed.
"For better or worse, our society has long regarded many depictions of killing and maiming as suitable features of popular entertainment..."
Dilbert for June 28, 2011 http://t.co/3Pd8D22 ("None taken..." LOL)
Happy Tau Day! The Tau Manifesto by Michael Hartl http://t.co/oZFH9n9
Google Swiffy http://t.co/WwryKyJ ""Swiffy converts Flash SWF files to HTML5..." Interesting, if incomplete. Should export images though.
I wonder how many of these Google products actually make them any money? http://t.co/c0nddOw
I spent last week baking at my in-laws house with no A/C, and this week I'm freezing in my over air-conditioned office. Bleh.
I, for one, like the Goog's new clean look.
@j_loughney An iPad is best if you have lots of other Apple stuff. Galaxy if you want to track Android, and Touchpad for curiosity only. :-)
@j_loughney I overlooked the Playbook. It's slick (QNX is solid), but yeah, it's a dead platform unless there's some major change.
@j_loughney I own a Xoom - it's too heavy/expensive, better a Galaxy Tab. The Touchpad is very intriguing, but I need to fondle it first.

Wednesday 6/29

RIM scraps 10-inch PlayBook to focus on QNX-powered superphone? -- Engadget http://t.co/KkaX6Su Heh... Speaking of DOA...
An invite to Google+ has failed to appear. #wah
RT @andreatrasatti: Nokia Browser 7.3 coming to S60 5.0 and 3.2! Recent WebKit, CSS3 delight, improved performance and more, http://t.co ...
Waiting for inspiration to strike so I can start my day. So far, it hasn't come. I may have to muddle through without it.
@rcarmo Give me a fucking invite now, or I'll strangle your fucking dog. #aggressiveaggressive
@rcarmo Você tem um convite? ;-)
RT @smashingmag: Paper.js — The Swiss Army Knife of Vector Graphics Scripting - http://paperjs.org
@rcarmo Dammit. Oh well... I guess my days of being an "influencer" are officially long gone. :-)
I'm losing enthusiasm for node.js - Inception-style programming (callbacks within closures within calbacks) is a pain in the ass.
@rcarmo Heh. Tell me that next time you're looking for a job. :-D
@rcarmo Wow, that has to be the oddest conversation segway I've ever experienced on Twitter... :-)
@jimh Sadly, that wasn't a pun. I'm simply illiterate.
Look at what daddy brought back from Spain: http://t.co/ZmzcmMK #thegoodoldays
@jimh Thanks for the out, but I think "bilingual" would be about the farthest I would call my language skills, if that. :-)
Google Launches Free Mobile Website Builder http://t.co/fZKt3zO ??!? Crazy.
There should be a couple keys on regular keyboards dedicated to these characters: ← → ↑ ↓

Thursday 6/30

@ethauvin Thanks for the invite! :-)
GameBoy Online, or How To Emulate an 8 MHz Gaming Paragon in JavaScript http://t.co/ZGBiPxG
Flipboard stakes its claim as the newsstand of the future http://t.co/HFGLnrJ
As clean as the Google+'s design is, there's still too much complexity and overlapping features.
Gameloft Hacks Prices in 4th of July Sale http://t.co/5mP1jhD
I went from being unfocused and lethargic to being unfocused and frenetic. I need to get that sugar/caffeine/vitamin balance worked out.
Avoiding Nested Callbacks in JavaScript « a.blog.about.code http://t.co/fzDikz5

July 2011

Friday 7/1

ABC Fall Preview 1978... http://t.co/mrWMf6i
EA Throwing Its 'Biggest Sale Yet' With Its Latest For Independence Day http://t.co/qKKb7vc
Unlike here on Twitter, I can write like a human being with a decent vocabulary over at Google+. It's very refreshing. http://t.co/hQimFcF
Vizio Tablet Limited Pre-Orders Start Today http://t.co/opIXYDP
AP’s HTML5 Timeline Reader Experiment http://t.co/y5Ym4HO
HP webOS Developer Center - Downloading and Installing the 3.0 SDK http://t.co/TZJZYw9 (Works quite well on Ubuntu...)
@andreatrasatti I'm not an independent developer, Andrea! You don't have to sell me. I'm playing with the WebOS SDK/emulator to learn. :-)

Saturday 7/2

CSS3 Isometric Text Demo - Midwinter Duncan Grant http://t.co/0mTPokc
Organizational Charts: Amazon, Google, Facebook, Microsoft, Apple, Oracle http://t.co/rYcya2H *Awesome!*

Sunday 7/3

At the Earthquakes soccer game vs the NY Red Bulls (with Thierry Henry!)

Monday 7/4

RT @html5: Samsung’s open-source “WebCL for WebKit” now in Google Code http://goo.gl/TEB9V also, Nokia made a Firefox extension http://g ...
Inflicting "The Music Man" on my wife and son. It's one of my favorite movies... "Yes, there's singing. Now shush." :-)

Tuesday 7/5

ViewSonic 7x Honeycomb tablet shipping in mid August http://t.co/ZQ48rzr
WebCL Prototypes via Samsung and Nokia http://t.co/pZgt65P
Hacking on an HTML5-heavy app for an internal project. Coworkers and boss are on vacation. Peace, quiet and new technology! Yay!

Wednesday 7/6

Pokémon arriving on Android and iOS devices http://t.co/3543hSf Wow! The world is coming to an end!!
O'Reilly Radar: What is Node.js? http://t.co/QhWIZgb (Horrible title for what is actually an in-depth Node primer.)
どうもありがとうミスターロボット
Analysts urge investors to buy Nokia options on hopes of rebound http://t.co/hnTyRr2
Reuters - Microsoft has demanded that Samsung pay $15 for each smartphone it makes based on Google's Android http://t.co/wljcJTm

Thursday 7/7

Google Plus Accepting Accounts Again http://t.co/VXPRMgS
First Look at the HP TouchPad Wi-Fi - Tested http://t.co/urcoKDF Looks pretty great. I love WebOS.
The final nail in the supply side coffin http://t.co/2HkvvEA "Taxes are low and corporate profits are high, but nothing is trickling down"
Bungie's Classic Mac FPS 'Marathon' Launches for Free in the App Store | Touch Arcade http://t.co/Wcurr2c
Switch Hitter v Switch Pitcher http://t.co/dw0Rf40 A pitcher who can throw with either hand (!!!) vs. a switch hitter (more normal). Crazy!
Bend Lego Bricks, Learn Some Geometry : Discovery News http://t.co/4XF4Ik9
Via @nprnews: G.R.R. Martin's Complex Epic For An Ambivalent Age | http://t.co/uTe5mm3

Friday 7/8

News DJ app Taptu’s bet on tablets (and Android) pays off big http://t.co/yPQLzme
RT @amazonappstore: Get Fieldrunners HD (WiFi Download Only) free today from @amazonappstore for Android http://amzn.to/q5UJ6O
http://t.co/xWhGotS "the thrust of the engines is so great that it bends the shuttle on its hold-down bolts, and pushes it to one side"
At Best Buy - they've got a huge tablet section now. Soooo cool. We're living in the future!!
The Samsung Galaxy tab is really nice - so thin and clean.
The Nook Simple Touch reader is such a slick little e-reader. So small and simple. Gorgeous.
The TouchPad is bulky and plasticky, but WebOS is so much nicer than Android. Feels solid like iOS.
Everything is $150 - $200 too expensive IMHO. The HTC 7" tab is $500!? Nutty.
QNX on the Blackberry tablet is solid and responsive, but there's no way that platform gets momentum.

Saturday 7/9

IDC: Tablet sales slow, Nook Color ousts Kindle as lead ereader | VentureBeat: http://t.co/vuCybR4 via @AddThis
New Blog Post - More Tablet Thoughts... http://goo.gl/fb/JZtVZ

Sunday 7/10

New Blog Post - HP TouchPad Quick Review http://goo.gl/fb/2vn8j
10 Reasons for Geeks to Love HP webOS ‣ HP webOS Developer Blog http://t.co/LQvnBja
Beckism.com: Migrating from Mojo to Enyo on WebOS http://t.co/wmdOgOW
Building Your First App – HP webOS Developer Center http://t.co/Q4a3unT

Monday 7/11

Ari Jaaksi's Blog - Go and judge yourself! http://t.co/Id5Ls0v
@jaaksi Just saw your post. Writing this on a TouchPad. You need to prioritize fixing the browser. It's not good.
@j_loughney Me too, honestly. But it's been enlightening on several levels. If only enlightenment could pay the bills...
Testing Ping.fm posting to Twitter/Google Buzz... (Hmm, they need to add G+ soon...)
Testing Ping.fm again using Erik's WebOS app... :-)
HP shakes up webOS team; moves Jon Rubenstein to product, puts Stephen DeWitt in charge http://t.co/fWa3ZSx

Tuesday 7/12

A Dance with Dragons: A Song of Ice and Fire: Book Five by George R.R. Martin http://t.co/I06GEwN (Kindle edition - auto deliver July 12th)
Ex-Pixar animator’s iPad book takes interactive design to a new level http://t.co/RstmGVu via @ethauvin (Wow!!)
Hewlett-Packard Reorganizes PC Unit to Push WebOS Software http://t.co/ffB5Z23 A sign that webOS is going to being licensed widely?
Careful: The FB-eye may be watching http://t.co/GCTyjYr Reading anti-Fox article in public in Atlanta will get you reported - not surprised.
The road to a production-quality HTML5 game on iOS - Lost Decade Games Blog http://t.co/S8eaKMu
RT @stoutyhk: Amazon.com page for a Dance with Dragons now shows it as available for download. My pre-order is not available. Thanks Amazon.
@stoutyhk W00t! I didn't see the book in my preorder list, so I tried to buy it again, but it said I already purchased it and added it. :-)
"The night was rank with the smell of man." Ugh. What an opening. I was having a semi productive night, do I really want to read this now?
I actually just finished A Feast for Crows last night. I can't imagine having had to wait 11 years (!!!) to read more about Tyrion and Bran.
The First Zombie-Proof House - All That Is Interesting http://t.co/hKTAvMC
Palm: Not Waving But Drowning http://t.co/sJij2qa Expresses my general sentiment. (HP should never have killed the Palm brand)
Dancing To The Drumbeat Of HTML5, New Pandora Is Brilliant, Beautiful http://t.co/lATiLme
HP TouchPad Discounted On Amazon, Best Buy http://t.co/h3JqKrr What the hell!?!? It's only $20, but still...

Wednesday 7/13

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows - Movie Trailers - iTunes http://t.co/cGtxL5Q
Android 3.2 starts rolling out to Wi-Fi Xooms | This is my next... http://t.co/Cx8Tf7q
"Flowers... Omnomnom..." http://t.co/BNzfYhR LOL
I am so damn hip... <br /><br /><a href="http://www.russellbeattie.com/+" class="ot-anchor">http://w https://plus.google.com/104961845171318
Rapid DHCP: Or, how do Macs get on the network so fast? : Caffeinated Bitstream http://t.co/jMI3cXL Innnnnteresting...
Woot deal: Refurbished Motorola Xoom Wi-Fi only for $399.99! http://t.co/YUNI9SE (This is the price it should normally be.)
Judge: It's 'possible' Google knew of Java violation http://t.co/Rdj9Xko ... but pressed ahead anyway, Judge William Alsup says
I used Ping.fm to automagically post my Google+ feed to Twitter (which then goes to Facebook) using https://plus.google.com/1049618451713180
Since Google+'s permalinks are so long (64 characters) I had to shorten the https://plus.google.com/104961845171318028721/posts/QqA4E2uHx3w

Thursday 7/14

Gah... spent a lot more time than I wanted to cleaning up the http://plusfe https://plus.google.com/104961845171318028721/posts/KDZG4xss9Xr
Motorola Xoom: "Your system is currently up to date." STOP LYING TO ME!
Check out The Ticket App: http://t.co/KDmxf1w via @twhume (Nice job, Tom!)
John Carter – trailer http://t.co/mTnDNKK Wow, based on a novel written 100 years ago. Never heard of it.
Twitter drives 4 times as much traffic as you think it does http://t.co/tpo22TY
Interview: HP’s Stephen DeWitt and Jon Rubinstein on webOS, the death of Palm, and partnering with Amazon http://t.co/rcN0rbS
Quick HowTo with instructions to autopost public Google+ posts to Twitter u https://plus.google.com/104961845171318028721/posts/g7c6r4MZgGV

Friday 7/15

I just released Ping.fm for webOS 1.0.3 Erik Thauvin originally shared this https://plus.google.com/104961845171318028721/posts/CUN6H3mXztu
RT @ryah: browserid is written in #nodejs - cool! - http://t.co/VZ0Q08w
My Xoom just updated to 3.2 ... the browser is marginally better. At least has some better options for page rendering.
It's a good thing I didn't do anything stupid like host plusfeed on http://goo.gl/fb/eQbvQ
Wow, two Nissan Leafs have shown up in my neighborhood. We're living in the future!!!
Kittehs!!! On Turntables! This is what the Internet was MADE FOR!! http://t.co/BaodGLI

Saturday 7/16

Oh my... plusfeed is serving up 1054 unique Google Plus feeds so far. I add http://goo.gl/fb/OnDMt
I just learned what a 'vocaloid' is, and also about the nyanyanyanyan song, and the Nyan Cat. My brain hurts.
Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! http://t.co/Btuq2Mk
Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya Indian Version http://t.co/iT9WzQk
Original Indian video... http://t.co/vSifHxI
Hatsune Miku - World is Mine Live in HD http://t.co/z7HFiZY
I'm pretty much the only person in my Twitter stream postig right now. #needahobby
Ooooh... now I see what's happening... :-)http://www.google.com/?q=plus http://goo.gl/fb/LzgUh

Sunday 7/17

Plusfeed's still growing. 1850+ feeds. But it can't continue growin http://goo.gl/fb/qoysX
Zombies are afraid of bananas. They're a natural predator.
I wonder what's wrong with my brain that I love non-sequiturs. The more completely insane, the more they crack me up.
Natural Language Processing in node.js with "natural" - ChrisUmbel.com http://t.co/Cpk8ViX Oooooooh! This looks shiny...

Monday 7/18

Got a Lifehacker bump this morning... Plusfeed's up to 6283 feeds being tra http://goo.gl/fb/7yCpr
Plusfeed's up to 7134 Google+ profiles being served (up from 1200 on Friday http://goo.gl/fb/yn4vo
The makers of OkCupid are working in #nodejs . Check out their work on #tamejs. http://t.co/2bQNZCb via @maxtaco

Tuesday 7/19

RT @jaaksi: Kindle on #webOS.
AnandTech - Archos 80 and 101 G9 Tablets: The Fastest Tablets In The World? http://t.co/611zKDl
Life without adapters: how more ports let the Toshiba Thrive tablet compete http://t.co/bVoBCAH

Wednesday 7/20

iPad sales are “an absolute frenzy,” Apple exec says | VentureBeat: http://t.co/I9HClRZ "We sold every iPad we could make..."
RT @splatf: Just like that, the iPad is already bigger than the Mac: http://www.splatf.com/?p=481 $AAPL
haz.io › HTML5 & CSS3 Browser Capabilities http://t.co/3ooSdv2 via @haz_io
Rebooting the PC industry: Tablets force a shift - Yahoo! News http://t.co/Tz42hs1
Plusfeed's up to 8185 profiles being served... growth has slowed considerab http://goo.gl/fb/nigvd
Moustaches Make A Difference | Fubiz http://t.co/JIzz3uz (My Dad has always had a 'stache... I should grow one sometime.)

Thursday 7/21

Interesting... though that coupon number (11769) is only good at the counte http://goo.gl/fb/Dkty2
Wow, this coupon for $100 off Android tablets at Staples is huge! (Original http://goo.gl/fb/HXQ2J
Decided to clean up the style sheet of PlusFeed a bit so it blended better http://goo.gl/fb/59kvz
Via @nprnews: Firms Are Doing Well, So Why Aren't They Hiring? | http://t.co/VsFpK4D There never was, and never will be, a "trickle down".
Nanosensor learns to classify solvents: http://t.co/6z7Mhdr (People I work with at NRC do some really cool shit.)
I'll be reposting that link later with a less descriptive title, sadly. ;-)
Nokia Q2 2011: challenges prove 'greater than expected' http://t.co/74Shhk6 What we have here is the Osborne Effect in action. Fascinating!
TouchPad "Add Launcher Pages" tweak appears in Preware http://t.co/id8yO9N
Adobe notes products with Lion-related issues http://t.co/HoWy8Rs (Tester: "Hey, Adobe apps don't work so well in Lion." Steve: "Fuck 'em".)

Friday 7/22

There seems to be a pretty consistent number of coders who write scripts to http://goo.gl/fb/HqeCz
Updated Plusfeed with some user suggestions: http://goo.gl/fb/yP4ws
I'm an ignorant moron. Hadrons are *things* (groups of quarks). I thought the Large Hadron Collider was named after some scientist. Idiot!
  ⭐ I think we're going to see a lot more emoji now that it's supported by default on Lion... http://t.co/6yn1TBU
Oooooh. On the iPad you can use emoji anywhere you use text. I just renamed some bookmarks and added emoji icons for quick access. :-) 🚀
Coming Soon: “Making Isometric Social Real-Time Games with HTML5, CSS3, and Javascript” http://t.co/VBy3QeE
NFC hub | powered by Nokia http://t.co/E4c1Urs
Galaxy Tab 10.1 & Staples http://t.co/4ru6Okn
@bzavier BRILLIANT! I hadn't thought of using emoji icons in my iOS folders - it works perfectly!

Saturday 7/23

Haywire – See the trailer http://t.co/alSfz1g Wow, she's sorta a bad ass...
I love the word 'haywire'... It's so evocative. So is the word evocative for that matter...
Video of Obama's response to Boehner walking out of debt talks. Very interesting... C-SPAN http://t.co/YQqAOay
Did you hear about that Liberal Atheist Gunman in Norway? Oh, wait, that's right - he was a "Conservative Christian". My mistake.
The scary thing is that what Europeans call 'Far Right' is pretty much an average Republican in the US (minus the swastica - sometimes)
Going Solar http://t.co/lQF2mjJ Very Cool!!
JSDOM changelog for latest release- http://t.co/h4ir2Re I didn't realize it was in active development it's been so long.

Sunday 7/24

Avatar-The Legend of Korra Trailer (HQ) http://t.co/B1TCUDO
Esto no es Silicon Valley · ELPAÍS.com http://t.co/p09qdZi

Monday 7/25

After Appspot throttled Plusfeed last night because of too much daily CPU u http://goo.gl/fb/jrpXb
Created another quick app... http://goo.gl/fb/19xKF
The NYT Paywall Is Out of the Gate Fast : CJR http://t.co/M8S50RB I think this is fantastic news all around.
@twittersearch You nees to fix the mobile redirect for /search. It's not working (on the iPad at least).
Heh...http://t.co/vOJ9P4y absolutely kills Safari Mobile on my iPad - locks up the browser, eventually renders, but then is unusable...

Tuesday 7/26

Hey Google! 2002 called... They heard about Android OS and want their insanely verbose Java code and XML property files back.
President Obama Addresses the Nation on Dangers of Default http://t.co/EXjIngs
Kobo creating HTML5 Web app to buffer Apple http://t.co/znkdlRJ (Makes perfect sense - an eBook reader is an obvious HTML+local storage app)
That Kobo news reminded me to check up on Ibis Reader - looks like they've done a lot of work on it. Nice! http://t.co/bfxau7v
Ibis Reader is actually really slick, but it's hard to think they'll be around long competing with Amazon and the like.
@zinio you guys need to fix that horrible blur when pages turn. It's nauseating! I can't believe it's that hard to cache a few pages ahead.

Wednesday 7/27

@ZinioCS I'm using Zinio v1.11.3792 on a Moto Xoom (Android v3.2). But even using an iPad2 (v4.3.3) it's annoying. Kill the blur, baby!
Playing with my Xoom a bit... http://goo.gl/fb/G5KF2
Ars Technica’s OS X Lion review - free online - made $15,000 in 24 hours as a Kindle eBook http://t.co/g9wUePd (But why? Ars or Apple?)
I'm a paying Ars Technica subscriber, actually - it's the best tech news source on the web. Consistently awesome content.
Google Says Smartphone Patents Are ‘Gumming Up’ Innovation http://t.co/bkkAZkk (Like when someone broke into my car and innovated my radio?)
iPad competitors will need to be a lot cheaper to capture market share http://t.co/nVYVIgT
Lawn warfare: Light Strike brings laser tag back home http://t.co/zi16Lwb via @arstechnica Soooo cool!! Definitely getting a pair.
Dungeons and Dragons Cartoon: http://t.co/cKds6yf (did you know there was an unproduced ending to the series?)

Thursday 7/28

Apparently the Samsung Galaxy Tab suffers from over-saturation of color... http://goo.gl/fb/LehfA
Advanced Browser for the TouchPad now in the App Catalog http://t.co/Pov8o0h
'Groove Coaster' Review – TouchArcade http://t.co/ze99BQb Kind of cool, but should be renamed 'Epileptic Attack'. My eyes!!
Back to Base http://t.co/AyVdkpq (Another in the brain drain at Nokia... Smoke 'em if you got 'em.)
kinder-bueno-white-1.jpg http://t.co/4JNNugv I've never had one of these, but now I NEED one. Look at it! YUMMM!!!
Infographic: U.S. National Debt | The White House http://t.co/yGGKyPe Dear Republicans: I hope you all die in a fire.
Check out Deadlock:Online for iPhone and iPad on the app store! Enter the code: 4E311B0E8EA1A and you get 2 Free Unlock Points in game!
Deadlock is very cool - I've thought for years there should be simpler games that used the same online multiplayer rules of FPSs.
‘Spotify for books’, 24symbols gets a slick iPad app http://t.co/OS2OiiM
Marketing Hacks for iOS: How we got 250k downloads in 4 days. | Discovr http://t.co/LLfmv3N
Wordlab | Name Generators http://t.co/eXRVAao
Don't Fall for the GOP Lie: There is No Budget Crisis. http://t.co/Q4ctyIk
My First World Problem at work has been resolved: They fixed the A/C in my office so I can leave my fleece pullover at home now. :-)

Friday 7/29

If you're a Republican and following me, please let me know, so I can 1) bl http://goo.gl/fb/7HLFp
The Centrist Cop-Out - NYTimes.com http://t.co/zJoqk4H Absolutely spot on analysis.
I'm getting Google's new tablet-formatted results page. It's clean, but a tad big. Also the ads are getting through iCab's filters.
MPEG LA: 12 companies own patents essential to Google's VP8 codec http://t.co/IPk2doE Google thinks everything is 'open source' apparently.

Saturday 7/30

http://t.co/Fc8gjPd ESPN Sports Science determines the Happy Gilmore tee-shot adds 10% distance for real. Hysterical.
William's miscellaneous git tools http://t.co/0zgRGEl The first is called 'git-wtf'! Love it.
I've always liked the lightbulb as an icon for a bright idea, but now that incandescent bulbs are going away, what replaces that image?
Apple Newton logo http://t.co/9uxXqvF

Sunday 7/31

Watching The Big Lebowski. The Dude abides...
The Six Girls You'll Date in College http://t.co/r3QGUFL "There's no crazy like real, repressed crazy." I laugh every time...
How 50 Big Companies Got Their Names http://t.co/LMtntiq I still think Cadabra is a better name than Amazon. :-)

August 2011

Monday 8/1

Adobe Edge Preview - HTML5 animation http://t.co/nSQYRYe
An iOS developer take on Android. http://t.co/sRCUYDg GREAT post, tons of info I didn't know or realize.
RT @Derrick: chumby on TVs. http://t.co/oeWnTrK
My iPad was out of juice this morning so I swapped to the Xoom using the new Dolphin tablet browser. I have to say it's been very enjoyable.
True multi tasking and integrated sharing options on Honeycomb makes sending URLs to Twitter (or Google+) as easy as on a Desktop...
Nokia Revamps Product Naming Guidelines http://t.co/pD0WFk9 Words cannot express...
I desperately need to decide on a single way to name my CSS classes: "mashedname","under_score","dashed-word", or "innerCaps". Not sure...

Tuesday 8/2

Rockin' the TouchPad WebOS 3.0.2 update. None of my issues seem to be fixed... the browser of all things is still painful to use.
Amazon’s Appstore for Android apps is selling lots of games http://t.co/oMl8oUm
Strong New Yorker iPad app sales show promise of digital publishing’s future http://t.co/sWCVpvB These sorts of apps are fascinating.
Appstravaganza. Interview with Jan Ole Suhr, Gravity http://t.co/IqimFf0 Nokia loves @janole - Symbian's one and only success story. :-)
Kod is a programmers' editor for OS X http://t.co/EdxXU84
Amazon AppStore: Rotten To The Core http://t.co/2WrgLdW (And for an opposite perspective of that Amazon interview in VentureBeat...)

Wednesday 8/3

I signed myself and my son up at KhanAcademy.org - I'm a coach and he's a student. He's going through exercises on the iPad now... So cool!
As a Khan Academy coach, I can see charts on every question he answered and how long it took him to answer them. Very, very, very cool.
just answered 19 questions right to achieve proficiency in Addition 2 http://t.co/AmfLthW via @khanacademy
I've made a couple decisions: camelCase for my CSS identifiers and no more using IDs in my HTML, only classes. Much cleaner.
@kbateman There's recent debate about classes vs. IDs, but classes-only makes sense to me. See: http://t.co/gZaQIFG and http://t.co/4Alz9rV
Dilbert Comic for August 3, 2011 http://t.co/iIPFEkt Tablets rule. :-)
CSS3-D Clock by @ndrwhr http://t.co/xxlg0qR Wow! It moves incredibly smoothly on the iPad... Like a native app. Amazing.
Wow, one of my favorite Nintendo DS games, Zoo Keeper DX, came out for iOS in June but I only just stumbled upon it today. Love this game.
RT @MediaReDEF: Time Inc. Doubles Down On Tablets, Promises All Magazines On All Platforms By End Of Year http://dthin.gs/q9AeTv /via @M ...
Hands-on with TouchWiz UX for the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 -- Engadget http://t.co/RPMD5ba

Thursday 8/4

How Khan Academy Is Changing the Rules of Education | Magazine http://t.co/Q4NHxjF
I've pretty much stopped using Google+, I've also stopped getting notificat http://goo.gl/fb/OGctw
Wow, Microsoft has renamed TouchStudio to TouchDevelop, and added in a bunch of features including cloud syncing. Cool! http://t.co/WzzPEG4
Announcing TouchDevelop v2.0 beta http://t.co/9qHCt4C and the community site here: http://t.co/VsErxki
HP knocking $100 from 16GB TouchPad pricing August 5-7 http://t.co/9dMg2lQ
http://t.co/oLGIHFH s visual language The Noun Project - a huge collection of free to use icons.
Google are pussies | brian s hall http://t.co/b2oJ2JG Wow. I've been saying this stuff for a while, it's nice to see someone else noticing.
Heh, Google+ banned Blake Ross for using his own name - and yet Thomas Hawk http://goo.gl/fb/4sHwL
The HP TouchPad Is Now $100 Cheaper http://t.co/PInWeVG
Nokia’s Losses Become Finland’s Gains - Tech Europe - WSJ http://t.co/lesBUXH
League of Legends Dominion preview: The squared circle http://t.co/C9pnJz8
I've never played LoL - but I just read it has 15 million players, more than World of Warcraft. Crazy.
League of Legends - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://t.co/dSwdNsR
League of Legends - Gameplay Battle Video http://t.co/0IJcpOY
Study: Android is least open of open source mobile platforms http://t.co/cLlGt6f
Making Desktop Webapps in Lion – http://t.co/P0NHVXz This is the first positive thing I've read about Lion. Very cool feature.
Nokia market cap - http://t.co/vSSytVJ $20.3B as of today. Considering Nortel's patents alone were bought for $4.5B...
Apple could offer a 2x premium to NOK shareholders, pay in cash on hand, and still have $30B left over for a rainy day...

Friday 8/5

Mac OS X 10.7 Lion Review http://t.co/cZwuhDT "iSync has quietly been removed as well." Oh wow, I hadn't seen that one before.
HP TouchPad hits Woot with $120 discount http://t.co/zBJTFqB
List of Mac OS X Keyboard Shortcuts http://t.co/7LKoqgo Holy crap. 2-finger clicking on a trackpad is like right-clicking? I had no idea.
RT @NokiaResearch: NRC Publication: A Domain Decomposition Method for Coupled Equations of Acoustic Wave Motion http://bit.ly/nECFft
RT @NokiaResearch: NRC Publication: Dynamical Nonlinearities in Piezoelectric Materials http://bit.ly/n5518L
RT @NokiaResearch: NRC Publication: Minor magnetization loops in two-dimensional dipolar Ising model http://bit.ly/rrT4hp
RT @NokiaResearch: NRC Publication: Effect of gating and pressure on the electronic transport properties of crossed nanotube juncti... h ...
Those NRC papers are amazing not only for the content, but the sheer number of ä's that appear in the author listings...
Google's first self-driving car crash http://t.co/Jzilq7Z Woohoo! Cha-ching! Imagine how much Google will pay to make this 'go away'?
I need to start driving around Google's campus to see if I can get their self-driving car to slam into me. Who's a jury gonna believe? :-)
HP TouchPad now $200 off at Staples - http://t.co/r346ebW Holy crap. Okay, no matter what the TouchPad's flaws, $300 is a good price.
webOS 3.0.2 Developer SDK available for download http://t.co/lQdNlLb

Saturday 8/6

RT @Carnage4Life "Every single process at a big company is a tribute to someone screwing up really badly" Heh! Sooo true.
I've been using Ubuntu as my OS exclusively since Jan. 2007 and I have to say using 11.04 is almost intolerable. 11.10 doesn't look better.
My favorite PC OS makes me ill. My favorite mobile OS (Meego) has essentially been abandoned, and I loathe Apple's OSes and Android. FUCK.
U.S. loses AAA credit rating from S&P - http://t.co/MKMlsVt Now we know why the markets were collapsing Thurs & Fri: 100% insider info.
@k4shif Unity is unusable, Gnome 2.0 is crashy and missing features, my external monitor stopped working (after upgrading), etc.
@jonoabroad OSX is just awful. Window management sucks, it barely multitasks (beachball!), the Gnu utilities are non-standard, and more.
@gonzapq Tienes razon, no voy a decir otro. Pero no cambia el hecho que no estoy contento con la tecnologia que lo uso. Antes si, ahora no.
@ebruchez @ndw No, it's not about being open. It's about being usable. Android is semi-open I just think it's clunky.
@k4shif I was thinking maybe backing up a rung and using pure Debian. At least then the pain would be more self-inflicted. :-)
Someone emailed about getting the karma.io domain I own. *Maybe* if it was for some cool open project, but they're a startup. Sorry, but no.
RT @emilychang: playing OLO, an html5 game for touch devices: http://t.co/EzgQE2f
Why S&P Has No Business Downgrading the U.S. http://t.co/VlZZ8yA
Are you a Facebook employee? http://t.co/zh1Svdq
Neil Patrick Harris and Stephen Colbert were in Company?! Crazy. http://t.co/N8jro37 (one of my favorite musicals)
If you have Netflix streaming you should check out this version of Company. It's fantastic. http://t.co/dPCv1mx
"The Theory That Would Not Die: How Bayes' Rule Cracked the Enigma Code, Hunted Down Russian Submarines..." http://t.co/dKkoIdB
The Theory That Would Not Die - Book Review - NYTimes.com http://t.co/y126JzB
RT @smashingmag: Five Lessons Learned From A Year of Tablet UX Research - http://uxmag.com/technology/five-lessons-from-a-year-of-tablet ...
Aug. 6, 1991, 1:37 pm WorldWideWeb: Summary - alt.hypertext http://t.co/em17fJs
Sorry Emperor, you need to put on shorts. Async callbacks in Javascript is the goto spaghetticode of this generation. http://t.co/a3fKlAi
Javascript insanity like });});});});}); at the end of a function is ridiculous. It makes Lisp's )))))))))) not seem so bad.

Sunday 8/7

HP to give TouchPad early adopters $50 for apps http://t.co/C5Y19zE This would be great if there were $50 worth of TP apps worth buying.
Vizio Tablet Review http://t.co/UZlxDFC
Political Animal - A timeline of events http://t.co/oc8L5Vq
Obama as Chess Master: The Atlantic http://t.co/XoQYTtu "...already the most accomplished president since FDR - and in only 3 years."
Motorola Xoom Lands Micro SD Card Support via Update http://t.co/sWAZoNt via @pcmag
Patch.com is actually very good (for my city at least). Like an honest-to-goodness small town newspaper. http://t.co/famvj35
Professors Hand Over Grading Power to Outsiders - The Chronicle of Higher Education http://t.co/1gOa03W This should happen at every grade.
Can Software Make the Grade? - College 2.0 - The Chronicle of Higher Education http://t.co/HBbapBt
I just realized the quickest way to tweet without having to load the site or use a client. Use this: http://t.co/PaP1Jnj
Preferably make a bookmarklet like - javascript:window.open('http://twitter.com/intent/tweet'); so it opens up a new tab...
Amazon Kindle social network- http://t.co/9P3yN8w Ahh, this explains the emails this morning about people following my Kindle reads!
A Kindle social thing won't work for me. Half the books listed are for my kid, half are mine, but a ton more I've side-loaded don't sync.

Monday 8/8

7 Chrome Tips Developers & Designers May Not Know http://t.co/F2KAW5u They added in ability to edit the CSS directly!?! Awesome!!
You weren't able to do live CSS editing of the resources in Chrome before, I definitely tried. I should've paid more attention to updates!
That is the one feature from using the "Web Developer" plugin on Firefox that I've missed most about using Chrome. So cool!
"We have changed our assumption... because the majority of Republicans in Congress continue to resist any measure that would raise revenues"
Again, "Republicans in Congress continue to resist any measure that would raise revenues," S&P at least knows where the blame rests.
You know, document.getElementsByTagName('p')[0] is actually not a horrible way to grab some relevant description text while saving a link.
Is it really camping if your campground is less than a 5 minute drive from a Wal-Mart and McDonald's?

Tuesday 8/9

@fling Joe vs. The Volcano rocks!
@sitepointdotcom Is it just me, or is your Search completely hosed? Try it: http://t.co/0Pp9tiO
London Riots - http://t.co/UPibtmW For those oblivious of them like myself, Wikipedia is pretty much the only way to get context.
HP's $50 App Catalog credit for early adopters now available in your webOS Account http://t.co/mOk0hH4 Just checked and it's there. Wow.
The Lonesome Death Of WebOS http://t.co/HAU9j2k Only 612 TouchPads sold via Woot! But maybe the Staples promo leached off some sales?
From what I understand N9 'availability' means via the carriers... It'll still be sold on Amazon, etc. but your mom won't find one at AT&T.
Designing For Android Tablets http://t.co/DPVBBkP

Wednesday 8/10

Camping at Donner State Park... Falling asleep to the peaceful sound of the nearby highway and slow moving freight trains. Ahh! Nature!

Thursday 8/11

My exact location : 39.3703899383545,-120.155155181885 (Windows Phone doesn't fool around with rounding, buddy).

Saturday 8/13

Un-camping at a Mono Lake motel before heading to Yosemite in the morning. God bless free WiFi.

Sunday 8/14

I taught my 9yo son how to program while driving to Yosemite using TouchDevelop. Here's his first program: http://t.co/dn5GlTC So cool!
Home at last, catching up on 4,224 unread items in my news reader...
First look at Windows Phone 7 Mango impresses http://t.co/70vXbuA
Windows Phone 7 'Mango' Build 7720, get it here - xda-developers http://t.co/VH2S79x
Gartner's 2011 Hype Cycle: http://t.co/CIgqyAW Graph: http://t.co/RPCgzVi
Amazon to sell Android tablet for $249? http://t.co/UfahX8G If true, the internal codename is probably 'hotcakes'.
I like the auto-upload feature for photos in WinPhone 7, but SkyDrive itself suuuuucks.
Well, maybe it wouldn't be bad if you could select multiple files to move or delete, but you can't.
Actually, I've never used SkyDrive on Windows. Maybe there's some custom ActiveX control I'm missing.
Classic Microsoft product: First you think "this isn't bad" then you run into some proprietary bullshit making it unusable.
I wouldn't give a fuck really if my employer wasn't betting its future on WP7.
Tweeting while my son runs around the schoolyard at the back-to-school event. :-)
I bet I'd fry this Samsung if I tried to install Mango early. But it's almost worth the chance to get a decent browser.
@rcarmo These daily spam messages are really fucking annoying. Can you take me off the list?

Monday 8/15

http://t.co/wIxE9pT "Chalk up another example of how the GOP has outwitted and outflanked the President and the Democrats." Grrrrrrr!!!
They Might Be Giants - Electric Car http://t.co/0420EZA
Barbara Ehrenreich, On Americans (Not) Getting By (Again) | TomDispatch http://t.co/HGHYQla
And to think I was talking about big mobile acquisitions only 11 days ago. My how the world changes quickly...
Apple’s Evidence In European Galaxy Tab Injunction Was Seriously Misleading… As In False | TechCrunch http://t.co/X2Yhm8E (Wow.)

Tuesday 8/16

Is this thing still on? http://t.co/ULkLs5W
Requests are still going up slowly. http://t.co/UC1nIvk
Cool, just tried Angry Birds in Google+ games... http://t.co/pZvjAYh
Question that's been bugging me all day... Do two turkeys make an Apple?
It's amazing how clean my custom news reader has become by adding a few CSS rules like this: a[href^="http://ad"]{display: none}
Finally got my grubby hands on an N9. My opinion of it is obviously biased in every way, but it's pretty great.
The Google/Motorola deal explained with lightsabers, ponies (video) http://t.co/RrRQi7Z Pure insanity.
Microsoft Corporation Cash and ST Investments http://t.co/nRWpdbA => $52.77B
NOK: Summary for Nokia Corporation http://t.co/YwSWwhl Market Cap => $22.54B
15 largest M&A deals worldwide for 1Q2011 - Forbes http://t.co/aq5LdEH
MSFT isn't stupid enough to buy NOK and destroy their potential market for OEM licensees. That's not how they do business.
With NOK's share price so low, threat of an acquisition seems high - unless there's some sort of Finnish poison pill. Anyone know?
@rcarmo Nice, thanks. I usually use AdBlock in my browsers, but when reading news on my tablet or phone, ads sneak through.

Wednesday 8/17

Ouchpad: Best Buy Sitting on a Pile of HP Tablets - http://t.co/EJvvAoi (25,000 sold might be “charitable.”)
Watching The Big Lebowski Live Cast Reunion http://t.co/ZnKESIY via @livestream
How LinkedIn used Node.js and HTML5 to build a better, faster app | VentureBeat http://t.co/sVZu0xO
LinkedIn Touch http://t.co/VUZLJ4o (Wow, that's very nice.)
Tried the latest versions of mobile Firefox (Aurora/beta) and the sucktacular swiping side menus remain. Are they stupid, or just stubborn?
Tested out Google Catalogs on the iPad - it's nice! If magazine apps worked as quickly and cleanly they'd sell a lot more, IMHO.
Mozilla Fennec needs a redesign - http://t.co/UPKqXME Wow, I've been bitching about this for almost 2 years now, time to let it go I think.

Thursday 8/18

Gobble.com http://t.co/KfzY48u "Peer-to-peer lasagna" (Funny, the domain name is great, but at a glance I see 'google'. Just me?)
It's nice having a piece of Nokia hardware in my pocket again - the Samsung Focus is not a particularly wonderful device.
I'd write some thoughts of the N9, but I'm using an R&D OS build and prototype hardware, and I'm probably not allowed anyways. So I won't.
That said, it makes me goddamn euphoric to have a phone which has a terminal icon on the home screen. :-)
Earlier today: "Hmm. Should I 'share' these photos to Picassa? Naaah! ~$ scp -r ~/MyDocs/DCIM/* russellbeattie.com:~/pics/ Booyah!"
Download entire website for offline viewing http://t.co/peG4ykh
"HP reported that it plans to announce that it will discontinue operations for webOS devices, specifically the TouchPad and webOS phones."
Unbelievable. Anyone want to buy a TouchPad on the cheap? I paid $500 for that thing three fucking months ago! Those fuckers.
RT @mstum: @stevenf For comparison: The Microsoft KIN Phone had a 48 day life span - the Touchpad narrowly beat it.
RT @joehewitt: Looks like all my hard work ignoring WebOS finally paid off.

Friday 8/19

Add Keyboard Shortcuts to Office Mac Applescripts http://t.co/qEYJnig (Applescript is fugly, but better than nada. This is a nice tip).
And then there were four http://t.co/zquQPkw (Nice title. :-) )
In the future, they will re-set the date and choose 1996 as year 0, because that's the earliest back anyone will be able to search online.
1996 is like the cambrian explosion for the web... before that, there was nothing.
It's not that the web didn't exist pre-1996, it's just that there was almost no content. Then *everyone* started making pages.
Why am I still in the office? I really need to not be here.
Had to go to a library to get an actual book for research.
It didn't have to end this way: what HP should have done with webOS http://t.co/2k6Sr2i
@ethauvin Nice to see that my employer is staying out of this stuff for the most part. Only one arrow, and it's resolved (in our favor). :-)
RT @BrandonWatson: To Any Published WebOS Devs: We'll give you what you need to be successful on #WindowsPhone, incl.free phones, dev to ...
Clicking and holding an icon in the OS X Dock will do an expose thing with just that app's windows. Wow, hadn't noticed that before.

Saturday 8/20

HP begins TouchPad liquidation; 16GB cut to $99, 32GB $149 http://t.co/YD09AMv (in Canada for now)
I don't think I've ever lost money on a tech investment so fast... I wonder if I can get some sort of store credit at Best Buy...
RT @jonathangrubb: Designers love grey text on grey backgrounds. Nobody else does.
HP tested webOS on an iPad. It ran over twice as fast as the TouchPad. http://t.co/tQqP6j5
I am pretty much never, ever, ever buying another HP product for as long as I live.
The Secret of the Fibonacci Sequence in Trees http://t.co/bjQFig9 Wow! So cool!
Running a command at a specific time http://t.co/oyhm1Fg this is a good one. I always forget about the at command.
Poptropica http://t.co/imKn9ze I have no idea what this site looks like as I'm using an iPad. Supposedly it's fun.
Science Daily http://t.co/fpP3Cln These guys need to lose that logo! Apparently it's a good site, I saw it before and thought it was spam.
Hey, hey! Shiny new Twitter showed up on my iPad. Lookin' good. And Blueprint looks good too. Two wins in a day for the twitterati.
Just saw Limitless. I liked it - nootropics make me happy. More NZT-48 please!
@Blk_ButterflyPC :-)
RT @carlosdomingo: Must read "Losing the HP way" by @cringely http://t.co/Kl2kbzW”
NZT | Important Safety Info http://t.co/qXLVry4
Others reported experiencing violent thoughts, brain damage, blackouts, suicidal feelings, homicidal feelings, extreme paranoia,
... rapid aging, time dysplasia, psychosis and possibly even death.
Oh wow, Real Madrid has just become vicious! Barca is just too good lately. http://t.co/HQxPssK
Best Buy stops selling selling the TouchPad, HP offers refunds to owners http://t.co/RitewLQ
Found the BestBuy receipt for my TouchPad, and am doing a 'secure erase' now. The box is still on my shelf. Ready to go get my $$$$ back.
I'll admit I am actually more shocked and dismayed by HP's treatment of WebOS than I was about MeeGo's demise. I wanted to see WebOS suceed.
RT @BestBuy: Confused about the HP TouchPad Sales/Return & Exchange? Check our website for details: http://t.co/76C3dDd via @BestBu ...
"Best Buy is extending its return/exchange policy on the HP TouchPad and all HP TouchPad accessories to 60 days."
Just returned my TouchPad for a full refund at BestBuy. There's a line of 20+ people waiting to buy one for $99.
If you think of the TouchPad as a big heavy color Kindle reader, with web, apps and email, it's a great deal. :-)

Sunday 8/21

RT @longreads: "Why Are Finland's Schools Successful?" @smithsonianmag #longreads http://t.co/cKWHyxi
Now that I got a refund, my feelings toward HP have changed from active hatred to more a general antipathy and sense of betrayal.
I just realized my N9 came with Python v2.6.6. Amazing! Back in 2003, something like that was just a dream: http://t.co/k28Umbi
@JonathanPidgeon It's a great deal for $99. Web, email, Kindle and a few decent apps. Plus a good homebrew community (for now).
Paper.li opt out instructions: http://t.co/5qOvRoT THANK GOD. I can't wait for this business to die.
@NewsCrier please stop mentions http://t.co/5qOvRoT
Summify - FAQ http://t.co/IszO34z The jackasses at Paper.li provide a quick opt-out method. The assholes at Summify require an email. Grrr.
About - The Christian Science Monitor http://t.co/sDfRNI0 CSM is an awesome newspaper, but it drives me *nuts* that it's owned by a church.
RT @dalingrin: To clarify, i plan on doing an AOSP port to the Touchpad not Honeycomb. #touchdroid
Paste unformatted keyboard shortcut in Office 2008 for Mac http://t.co/wh7bztS THANK GOD. I even mapped it to Ctrl-V. :-)

Monday 8/22

WTF? GroupMe got acquired by Skype? What am I missing? What in the world did they do that the other 40 group text services didn't?
Was it just the UI? If so, I'll have to go back to my general rule about those things: How something looks matters more than how it works.
@jblanton I just looked at the Kindle Reader using Chrome's dev tools. It's insane. You'll need some sort of custom Javascript to change it.
Why Amazon Can't Make A Kindle In the USA (even if it wanted to) - http://t.co/j6QvMwd Sad, yet completely true.
Designing For Android Tablets - Smashing Magazine http://t.co/DPVBBkP

Tuesday 8/23

The Way - Movie Trailer - http://t.co/wJ70EWC "You can do this on a bike?!? Why the hell are we walking?"
Don’t Fear the Internet http://t.co/DmN5jlC
With GroupMe’s acquisition, zero revenue companies are back in style http://t.co/KVi2imD Woohoo! I suck at making 'money making' stuff.
How to install Ubuntu Linux on an HP TouchPad - Liliputing http://t.co/sMD3PUn Not particularly useful (IMHO), but interesting.
New Blog Post - Solving the pseudonym problem in social networks http://t.co/z9huczc
RT @arrington: Dear HP: Please Keep Making Those CrunchPads! Er…TouchPads http://t.co/soSp9Be via @techcrunch
Via @nprbooks: Your Picks: Top 100 Science-Fiction, Fantasy Books | http://t.co/mXXidJF
http://t.co/d3LQxBG "Imagine what it must have been like on Friday afternoons in Palo Alto w/ every engineer working on some wild-ass idea."

Wednesday 8/24

Samsung cites Kubrick’s ’2001′ as legal defense in Apple patent battle http://t.co/dzZ4CTQ AWESOME.
Nick Bradbury: From Windows to Android with Glassboard http://t.co/84C08mK Hmm. Surprised they bothered with WP7 right away...
Brainstorm: Colorform-style removable vinyl stickers for tablets, to guide your fingers while typing or gaming. (Or you know, for kids!)
Faviconist - Make a beautiful favicon in seconds http://t.co/jaVaZVi
I think, since I've been programming since I was 10, and now nearing 40, it's probably time I learned how to use sine and cosine, no?
I know you use sine/cosine for curves, but any time I've had use for them, I've just copied some example code, tweaked and moved on.
Sin_drawing_process.gif 711×249 pixels http://t.co/kMCEEyi This helped a little actually...
Sine_and_Cosine_fundamental_relationship_to_Circle_(and_Helix).gif 420×420 pixels http://t.co/HTwJPfC This is fantastic as well.

Thursday 8/25

Steve Jobs resigns from Apple, Cook becomes CEO http://t.co/Tl2SaeW Wow... sad.
Microsoft and Nokia team up to host Windows Phone developer training sessions http://t.co/62bjI3W
Coming Tonight: 'Contre Jour', 'Dragon Fantasy', 'Edge Extended', 'Hector: Ep2', 'Minigame Paradise', 'Peggle HD'... http://t.co/g0hKYmm
Boxer: The DOS game emulator that’s fit for your Mac. http://t.co/s2pVRWd Oh, wow... this is pretty amazing.
I just bought Peggle HD for the iPad. It's a crappy port of the iPhone version. Save your money for something else.
PopCap Discusses iPad Gaming http://t.co/8rxVfSU @popcap, I'm disappointed with Peggle HD. Most won't remember this interview, but I do.

Friday 8/26

Steve Jobs' Childhood Home Draws Tourists; Stepmom Laments Resignation http://t.co/zwxE3ua My local news... I love Siliicon Valley. :-)
Playing with @TouchDevelop again (MS Research's on-phone scripting app). I made a Peggle clone in a couple hours: http://t.co/uYQYf93
My techie spidey-sense is tingling hard. TouchDevelop has solved a few different problems - for IDEs in general, and also mobile scripting.
@ethauvin I'm not going to say otherwise... still, it was fun. Nice break from Javascript hell. :-)
Nokia patent applications published on 25 August 2011 | Latest Patents http://t.co/SvBfvLj
Jig.com doesn't seem like the type of startup anyone would be passionate about. It seems like the best idea out of a roundtable discussion.
My Slashdot user number is 43187. Just sayin'. I'm old school Internet.

Saturday 8/27

Greeeaatt. Ubuntu 11.04 has hosed my Windows partition and They've changed the boot loader from grub to, I don't know what. Gah.
OnLive Adds Group Voice Chat, Parental Controls And Facebook Achievement Sharing http://t.co/MZn0kMa
I've got two 30 year old cassette tapes with TRS-80 programs I wrote back then. I just bought a player and am recording them as .wav files.
But, the emulators I found don't work on 64-bit Win7, and the Ubuntu packaged version of MESS is broken. Next up: compiling from source.
I may pull out my work MacBook and try that as well. The most advanced hardware and OSes are actually making this harder...
@k4shif That's an interesting idea... except: "You are not eligible to download Windows XP Mode. You must have Windows 7 Professional..."
No one has tried out my TouchDevelop script I wrote last night! http://t.co/mKloWu9
My MacBook doesn't have an analog mic, my Linux box is having sound driver issues, and Win7 only saves as .WMA, which Quicktime ignores.
Soo... record the sound in Win7, copy to Linux, use Audacity to edit and save as .wav, copy to Mac which runs the CoCo2 emulator. Solved!
New Blog Post - Letter Defender: My big program from 30 years ago http://t.co/wtWjkRe

Sunday 8/28

Top 10 Largest File-Sharing Sites | TorrentFreak http://t.co/SNVzEub "Cyberlockers" have overtaken torrent sites. 4shared? No idea.
World War Z is such a great book, but it's already outdated. A Zombie outbreak now would be on YouTube in minutes.
Look at this Javscript snippet: http://t.co/VsDua9N (Anorbiting circle in HTML canvas) Question: WTF is the angle?!? It's not degrees...
@owenc @k4shif Thanks... The weird thing is that this works even if the angle number goes up forever. Which I don't understand.
So my question was mostly about how to do a full circle and stop, which is to check if the angle < 2π . Oookay.

Monday 8/29

http://t.co/Ku6ZsQV "Only 21% of Republican voters in Iowa believe in global warming (and only 35% believe in evolution)."
Speech Recognition Leaps Forward - Microsoft Research http://t.co/W2yfy7h
Ahhhhh!!! WTF happened to my Chrome profiles!? The browser auto-upgraded and *poof*. GAH!
@edbott I wasn't paying attention to which version I was using previously, but I'm on OS X/v14.0.835
@RussB Apparently so... (and thus should not be surprised when I bleed from being on the edge.) I'll grab stable now...
@RussB Downgrading didn't help... The feature's just *gone* now. WEIRD.
Google naming sucks. SUCKS. For a search company, you'd think they'd realize how hard it is to look up stuff like "chrome","go","+", etc.
@edbott Without a doubt... I had already integrated the profiles into my workflow... Testing (no extensions), Dev, Personal (synced), Work.
And now they're all gone, gone, gone... Waaah!!

Tuesday 8/30

RT @LisenStromberg: My Neighbor, Steve Jobs. He's More Than Just An Icon http://t.co/2fIFyZ9 /via @wordpressdotcom
I want to find the person who coined the term 'responsive web design' and hurt them, badly.
Apparently the past 10 years of mobile web dev (handheld stylesheets, media queries) escaped their notice, so they invented a new term.
"Hey! I bought an iPad, so now it's actually important to me that my site design not totally suck when not viewed on my 27" Cinema display!"
http://t.co/toa4F0G "Sales of Apple's iPad pulled in 30% more than all of Dell's consumer PC business in just the first half of the year."
PSA: Remember that the Wall Street Journal is no longer the paper of business record. It is now literally Fox News in print form.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing humanity that Mac OS X was a version of Unix...

Wednesday 8/31

iPads changing the way Major League Baseball is played - ESPN http://t.co/Vru7MNd
School District Expands Khan Academy to All Schools - Los Altos, http://t.co/yjcZ3Sf
"In other words, blue states are subsidizing red states" http://t.co/J7FAX00
Yeah, so AppEngine's new pricing is completely fucking insane. http://t.co/MTD7cxQ

September 2011

Thursday 9/1

RT @dalmaer: Cool to see @JamesPearce live code up a Sencha Touch mobile viewer for FunctionSource. Can I steal that code James? :) http ...
Checking out Mobile Tech Talks at Walmart Labs http://t.co/4qMDwno ... First time I've been at one of these things for a while.
RT @fehguy: Slides about wordnik #swagger during Mobile Tech Talks http://t.co/W98YxAi #rest #api
What the hell is a "home phone"?
O'Reilly seems to have finally upgraded its epoch server... I was just able to buy an eBook from them in less than the normal 15 minutes.
I bought some Twinkies today, because you know, we'll miss them when the zombie apocalypse comes.
Playing with Qt5 and QML - Zchydem's Blog http://t.co/PomrGnz
RT @jblanton: I'd invest in @Wolfram_Alpha if I could. I'd invest a lot. Those guys are doing nothing less than shaping the future of kn ...
Flash mob at Copenhagen Central Station. Copenhagen Phil playing Ravel's Bolero. http://t.co/lsydaOd
Bruno Bozzetto "Allegro Non Troppo" - Bolero di Ravel http://t.co/CdRRpL0 Fantastic! I remember seeing this cartoon as a kid... YouTube FTW!
Nokia patent applications published on 01 September 2011 http://t.co/AJIUm0r
RT @TouchDevelop: we've just refreshed our home page - check out http://t.co/RYewi91 http://t.co/6N0yOST

Friday 9/2

PlusFeed to close http://t.co/FE5iYtq
Just updated the PlusFeed homepage with a "shutting down" message and added http://t.co/apex3ig
@jasonferris Woops. I didn't think about the automated feed posting. I removed that and just shut it down instead.
Heh. For the record, I'm not a 'researcher', I'm just one of the grunts that helps out the eggheads as they do their stuff.
I'm becoming more well known for shutting down stuff, rather than starting stuff. Not good.
I don't think I have Asperger's... But apparently mild frustration on my part translates as intense rage worthy of news articles.
I for one, highly approve of Superman's new suit, without the red Underoos and bright yellow belt.
Apparently Wonder Woman is no longer an Amazon princess, but an "exotic dancer." And why is everyone so angry? http://t.co/ScbNeCF

Saturday 9/3

Wingsuit insanity. http://t.co/IPvSvH3
Friday movie night... Airplane! is PG! That should be good for my 9yo... "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Many US schools adding iPads, trimming textbooks - Yahoo! News http://t.co/rKqT24z
Over Two-Thirds Of Xbox Live Subscriptions Sold At Retail http://t.co/WP7zdKt
How Microsoft Researchers Might Invent a Holodeck | Gadget Lab | Wired.com http://t.co/j2dGe5o

Sunday 9/4

@counternotions I should be an anonymous Apple fanboy instead? Gloating over the success of other people's work? I'd rather make bad bets.
If I had to keep up with RSS with Google Reader, desktop apps or Twitter I'd give up on them too. I need to make my reader public someday.
RT @edd: Wow, I just wrote and deployed an app with Heroku and Github without leaving the browser. The future's here, again http://t.co/ ...

Monday 9/5

My MediaPC is a little $200 Lenovo box running Win7. It just dawned on me that I could turn on the IIS web server. It only took me a year.
This got me thinking about local DNS... so I finally learned I could simply turn on DNSMasq on my DD-WRT router. This took 2 years.
Suddenly I can see my central file storage from every device I own, without messing with Bonjour/ZeroConf which was my previous solution.
torvalds/linux - GitHub http://t.co/aNRULSV Wow. Very cool. Github is just a great service, making it insanely easy to browse sources.
RT @jonlech: "Next year HTML5 will replace native apps" is the new "Next year will be the year of Linux on the desktop".
If you happen to run across a Republican at a Labor Day barbecue today, please make sure to tell them to fuck off and die.
For years I've set my Ubuntu desktop DPI to around 62, which gives me tons of screen room on a laptop. Wish I could that on my Mac.

Tuesday 9/6

RT @TouchDevelop: tip: you can stop the execution of a script by calling time->stop.
I love waking up with a headache! Wait, wait. No, reverse that. I don't. I really don't.
RT @Carnage4Life: Reading Linus Torvalds first impressions of GitHub after moving the Linux kernel there - http://j.mp/oOW22f
Burning Man 2011 photo snapped from Earth's orbit - CSMonitor.com http://t.co/9ndrF4T
AudioDraft - Contest - Nokia Tune Remake http://t.co/ksDlSfq Ooh, this is much cooler than I thought. Great entries so far.
"...people overlook Qt and its built-in WebKit integration." http://t.co/18iDbg6
Using multiple profiles on Google Chrome http://t.co/leRNUPa - That's what I'm looking for. Creating one for personal mail, testing, etc.
I got 74 WPM (with no mistakes!). The one thing I learned in High School that I still use daily. :-) http://t.co/q9wtWD8
RT @bgarlinghouse: ding dong the witch is dead
RT @karaswisher: Exclusive: Carol Bartz Out at Yahoo; CFO Interim CEO http://t.co/yj9Eu4B
Woops... Retweeted out of order. Well you get it.

Wednesday 9/7

RT @SnoopDogg: Im takn over as tha CEO of Yahoo. Need sum of tha Snoop Dogg content ya digg. Nuff Said.
RT @jimh: is the email sig "sent from my iPad" today's equiv of 00:00 flashing on the VCR? http://t.co/vZ2XMLn Why was a Luddite running ...
Goodbye to All That: Reflections of a GOP Operative Who Left the Cult http://t.co/TqmdbOq Wow. Well written and insightful.
It seems it's been a year since I discovered .io domains... Renewal costs $50! Suddenly names I *loved* a year ago aren't so special to me.
http://t.co/xtVqOn4 Apple Pippin. Check out the Apple home page via Netscape Navigator.
Holy shit. Today's Wednesday. I had no idea.
Yale hands out 64GB iPad 2s to entire Medical School student body | Edible Apple http://t.co/kVPfW6b
@gerikson @janole @koehntopp @jimh Don't forget @ethauvin @mc @vero @Moof @talios , etc.. Also, California is nice this time of year. :-)
I just realized how well http://t.co/gCaVN37 works in a normal browser, and how clean and nice it looks. Will have to remember to use it.

Thursday 9/8

I think all web apps are going to gravitate towards what we now consider tablet GUIs. Their clean, simple functionality is compelling.
Jesse MacFadyen: Announcing PhoneGap for Windows Phone Mango http://t.co/iAslFjO

Friday 9/9

Nokia patent applications published on 08 September 2011 | Latest Patents http://t.co/gZxRZ5W
.osx at master from mathiasbynens/dotfiles - GitHub http://t.co/vOM2aWd
RT @azaaza: Magnetic buckyballs are cool, but how about buckycubes? http://t.co/XRS1YrQ
I'm seriously thinking about giving up on Linux on my home desktop and buying a MacBook Pro. I getting tired of fighting the good fight...
You can use XBox 360 wireless controllers with the OnLive console using the wireless USB dongle. VERY cool. http://t.co/hKxrH6V
Apple Wins Permanent Ban on German Sales of Samsung Tablet http://t.co/peFamTu
Node.js Knockout http://t.co/CrWZdFL Wow. An entire generation of programmers focused on chat, multiplayer games and navel gazing.
Economist: http://t.co/fJ3OnFo "IKEA will introduce a new, deeper version of its ubiquitous “BILLY” bookcase" Heh.
I've got a bunch of built in book shelves in my house, and I have no idea WTF to put on them. I stopped buying real books years ago.
In a few years, seeing someone's library of books on a shelf will be akin to seeing someone's collection of LP records, CDs, or DVDs...
Update your Nokia Browser http://t.co/iOFjK3O
HTML5 Demos from Qt http://t.co/v8rVXHg
@chansearrington The Nokia site is insanely vague. It needs more specific links to which features are supported for developers.
Nokia Browser 7.3 - Web Developers Library http://t.co/HmGJ1pt
The best selling iPad app on the App Store was created with Adobe Flash - TNW Apple http://t.co/Kp6yz2N
RT @TouchDevelop: Did you ever wonder how the 'board' in TouchDevelop works? Find out now in this (new) document! http://t.co/hFAy0uA
I love TouchDevelop. I use it like a casual game, developing with it where I would normally play Tetris.
My TouchDevelop Scripts so far: Marketplace: http://t.co/i2IHduC Breakit! http://t.co/d4KENDC MegaPegs: http://t.co/VwcbU1Q
More TouchDevelop scripts - LetterDefender: http://t.co/y9Gj1Ja SaveTheBubble: http://t.co/7kuwS86 WallpaperMaker: http://t.co/VOFz8Xf
@ethauvin Thanks, but I definitely won't be using AppEngine for any projects from now on. Too much effort to optimize.

Saturday 9/10

@dalmaer It's the evolution of "embrace, extend and extinguish", Google's strategy is "criticise, circumvent, coerce and conquer"
Real Shared Sacrifice: It's Time For Churches To Pay Taxes http://t.co/Oq3kOTe
Camouflage - Sinclair ZX81 pop video! http://t.co/Vreb0Oj Oh, nice! I thought getting my app off a 30yo casette was hard. But vinyl?!? :-)
Note to self: You need to stop buying black-framed glasses, or dark-colored furniture. The combination is driving you insane.

Sunday 9/11

[ Rumor ] No Windows Phone Samsung devices from 2013 ? http://t.co/Kag1tTx
Samsung bada 2.0 Now Live http://t.co/eO5fc63 Holy shit. I hadn't been paying attention to this at all! Samsung is going all in.
About WAC 2.0 http://t.co/T6ZyqOl Wholesale Applications Community? I need to expand my mobile news sources, as I had no idea this existed.
Wholesale Applications Community - Wikipedia http://t.co/j82q4jV Ahh... It's an evolution of OMTP Bondi. What a *horrible* name.
Computer-Generated Articles Are Gaining Traction - NYTimes.com http://t.co/GtrXOTa
bada 2.0 upgrade for existing Wave devices will be released from Q4 - Sammy Hub http://t.co/KtaFNmz
About ifttt http://t.co/8xFdHtj "If this, then that" - Interesting take on agents/tasks in the cloud. I've thought about this stuff a lot.
RT @Pinboard: Wonky blog post on how much it costs to run Pinboard: http://t.co/fHT0sRP
@Pinboard So if you only charge a fee at signup at (currently) ~$9, you need to grow by ~225 subs a month to cover costs.? Not bad!
@gerikson Celebrating 10 years of Republican demagoguery, fearmongering, warmongering and the erosion of our civil liberties! Woohoo!
I joined Pinboard 6 days after it started, paying $2.84. The signup fee is raised $0.001 per user and now costs $9.41... Math! I need math!
Watch The TechCrunch Disrupt Hackathon Live | http://t.co/G0yptXX Wow, iOS streams video?! My whole day has been a series of revelations.
CSS Prototyping http://t.co/SXEUBqJ Wow, this looks very useful.

Monday 9/12

Amazon reportedly in talks to launch a Netflix for books http://t.co/WTW4QUp Back in my day we called that a... Okay, yeah. You get it.
@gnat @Pinboard Didn't you see The Social Network? All web startups come with free hookers and blow nowadays.
@derricks Republicans are already beating them to it. Libraries are exactly the sort of socialist public service they can't stand.
Noca - Payments Simplified http://t.co/DZh0nrr Nice. Clean design, easy setup. But what about fraud? That's the big problem with PayPal.
Does Microsoft run their Internet services (azure, office, msn, bing, etc.) on Windows? Can you imagine the *pain* that would involve?
Ahh, I see - Windows Server Core doesn't have a gui - just a command prompt. In other words, just like Unix. That makes more sense.
The Gruen Transfer - The Pitch: Banning All Religion http://t.co/38L5CiB Nice!

Tuesday 9/13

@sloanb iCab. Hands down. I've tried everything and that's the best, bar none, especially if you're a power web user...
"This gold Nintendo cartridge is one of the most valuable videogames in existence" http://t.co/n3x8U1K Why is it on a restroom floor then?

Wednesday 9/14

TouchDevelop v2.2: tutorial mode, improved code editor, events - Nikolai Tillmann's Blog - Site Home - MSDN Blogs : http://t.co/ytBOge4
New Blog Post - Windows 8 tablet thoughts - Will the big bets pay off? http://t.co/2C2Q3Vv
Windows Dev Center http://t.co/2MpkTD5 WindowsDeveloperPreview-32bit-English.iso 178 kB/s - 1.6 GB of 2.8 GB, 1 hour left
Nyko's $30 Zoom for Kinect now shipping http://t.co/M8dRoyPT (Lenses to make Kinect near-sighted! Genius!)

Thursday 9/15

Windows 7 Hardware That Runs Windows 8 - TechNet http://t.co/ifFxqcNi Woohoo! My Lenovo S10-3t tablet is supported! Installing now...
Let's think... September of 1991? Yeah, this makes about the 20th year I've been installing some form of Windows.
Windows 3.0 - Wikipedia http://t.co/ytmvTTBt System requirements: 384K of free conventional memory and 7MB of disk space. Wow.
Those idiots! Windows 8 Metro apps don't work on displays less than 1024x768. The Lenovo is 1024x600... Gaah!
Reghack for 1024x768 and 1152x864 to run Metro apps in Win8 http://t.co/QXtEtIGy 2) Change "Display1_DownScalingSupported" from "0" to "1"
Hey, would you look at me, using Metro apps on Windows 8. The resolution's all hosed, but it works. :-)
Win8 thoughts: Side swiping for menus and multitasking works surprisingly well. Metro apps look really nice, but why suspend them?
Using the regular WIndows desktop via touch is just painful though. There needs to be a more distinct separation or a complete GUI overhaul.
If you were to take just Win8's new Start page and Metro apps and put them on a tablet, it'd be just as good as iOS or Android.

Friday 9/16

The enjoyment people get out of reading/watching "The Girl with the Dragon Tatoo" makes me truly fear for humanity.
Is it my imagination, or is ot getting colder out? Why? I don't want.
RT @ereckers: "Hidden Features of PHP? - Stack Overflow" ( http://t.co/KC9fizSJ )

Saturday 9/17

Steven Sinofsky is the new Steve Jobs http://t.co/8TfaUZiu This is no joke, I watched Build's entire 3 hour keynote because of him.
The Chicago Merc should start offering futures in the price of Red Bull... The prices fluctuate insanely.
There's got to be some sort of arbitrage opportunity in the price of Red Bull, I swear.
Corn, sunflowers, peanuts, tomatoes, potatoes, squash, blueberries, strawberries, chocolate and vanilla all originated in the Americas.
What the hell did people in Europe eat before 1500? :-)
@williammilisic Ahh, interesting. I don't think I've ever eaten a turnip, actually. Radishes, yes, but I can't remember having a turnip.
KT Tunstall - I Want You Back (Jackson 5 cover) http://t.co/q5aWV3dN (Love KT!)
I heard FourSquare is going to rename the company to better describe their service, but can't decide between FacebookSpam or TwitterSpam.

Sunday 9/18

Wow! http://t.co/6eEnP2Uq "A time-lapse taken from the front of the International Space Station as it orbits our planet at night."
Cooked bacon in the oven today, now the whole house smells like bacon. I'm okay with that, actually. :-)
See the trailer for "Real Steel" http://t.co/xxDNJlyf Robot boxing!? Sure, um, okay. I'll suspend my disbelief just a little extra.

Monday 9/19

I just put Ubuntu 11.10 Beta 1 on an old netbook (HP Mini) thinking usually their betas are pretty stable. Not this time. Oh my.
@joehewitt You seem focused on iOS and 1.0, but for v1.1, adding in detection for DOMMouseScroll would be pretty nice. :-)
Ubuntu is really annoying the hell out of me. Downloading Fedora 15, but I really don't want to go that way either. GRRRRR!!!
Is Ubuntu Driving Users Away? - Datamation http://t.co/p4UZ4263 Answer: Yes.
Admiral Grace Hopper on 60 Minutes in 1982 http://t.co/qxfHyshn

Tuesday 9/20

Kat Dennings is too young for me. This makes me very, very sad.
defaulticon: 600+ unified, minimal icons http://t.co/22jtR9d5

Wednesday 9/21

Glam acquires Ning, boasts that its now No. 2 in reach behind Facebook http://t.co/QquIFNay
I want a t-shirt that says "Hamster" in script. http://t.co/txZxbGJ8
Nokia patents granted on 20 September 2011 http://t.co/7hHD666z
I'm calling it! Today is "Peak Apple". Their stock price is heading down from here.
"...scrawled in pencil on the metal switch body were the words ‘magic' and ‘more magic'." http://t.co/F4075Mg4
The BBC launches a new touchscreen-inspired homepage - TNW UK http://t.co/PT1v94He
Amazon Help: Public Library Books for Kindle http://t.co/E8owpDsm The only thing I see on OverDrive is Adobe PDFs and huge waiting lists.
RT @MSFTResearch: Read why this reviewer loves TouchDevelop. He likes it so much he’s hoping Microsoft Research ports it to Windows 8. h ...
RT @webXL: @RussB turned it into a bookmarklet: http://t.co/Y6BfpMKo
"Google rigs its results," say critics at Senate antitrust hearing http://t.co/zkSyjZeQ Wow... harsh.
I just had a fantastic idea. Everyone should go find a picture of their face, and USE IT AS THEIR FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE. Crazy, right?!

Thursday 9/22

A preview of Windows Live for Windows 8 http://t.co/qPHdpn5Z Maybe they'll actually add multiple file selection for move/deleting files?
Nokia N950 Beta2 OneClickFlashers http://t.co/YdQx46u8 Just updated my N950 with this latest firmware. Very nice. Lots of improvements.
RT @chinamanchang: Nokia officially installs new CTO, replacing former Meego advocate http://t.co/JymwlDMI via @thenextweb
HP's board has to win some award for incomptence and negligence.
I'd be more impressed with Timeline if it showed the *end* of your life as well. That'd be pretty useful to know.
Famous NASA Sound clips http://t.co/yirF0USt (Very cool!)
Highroller by The Crystal Method http://t.co/0wSK6OMp
It is always a shock when I pause AdBlock to do some testing, then forget to turn it back on. GAH! People browse the web like that?!?!

Friday 9/23

Katamari on the Rocks http://t.co/j27lC40z

Saturday 9/24

Watching TiVoed Big Bang Theory premier... It would've been so great if it was actually funny.
What separates Silicon Valley from the rest of the world? Friday night: http://t.co/DDimfoRa
@functionsource WTF is up with all the links from 2010?!? Some do an import of old links?

Sunday 9/25

It's funny... I have a completely different image in my mind of life in 1898 and 1902, yet they're only 4 years apart.
LightDM - Wikipedia http://t.co/xHOwf2HH Ubuntu switched from GDM to LightDM, which uses WebKit to draw the login box!? Interesting...
I just loaded Ubuntu 11.10 into a VM and it seems much more stable. But it's amazing how bad both Unity and Gnome Shell *suuuuuck*.
Ubuntu is doing just about everything it can to drive me away... Which is sad, as I really have been very happy for like 5 years.
Now that I think about it... Almost all the major desktop GUI developers have lost their fucking minds. Gnome 3, Unity, Lion, Win8... Gah!
Just tried XFCE... It's not as bad as I remember it. It's a hell of a lot saner than anything else lately, that's for sure.

Tuesday 9/27

The Elementals http://t.co/WlhdGBHo Cute.

Thursday 9/29

http://t.co/hEklGQEH Amazon Silk's into video is like a "First World Problems" parody, but real! Waiting 100ms! Oh noes!!

Friday 9/30

Holy crap, Amazon! My new Kindle arrived already. I almost forgot I even ordered it.
Mid-life crisis: I'm too broke for a Porsche, so I'm thinking an old MG midget, VW Bug convertible or Cabriolet will do. Thoughts?
MG's have more style (IMHO), but a convertible VW Bug has more personality. Cabrio's are boring, but are more available.
Hmmmm then there's a mid-90's BMW? That's pretty nice looking: 1995 BMW Convertible 325i http://t.co/aF0JnJcj
@BentleytheDog Heheh... Too true.
@NeilMilliken If I had an extra $10k handy, I'd probably just go put a down payment on a new one. :-)
@Fibo In my head MGBs and midgets are the same thing... I guess not.
The new Kindle (non-touch) is great! I love the size/weight/price. It'll be perfect for my munchkin to bring to school.
Apparently, I've added too many Kindle devices (phones, tablets, etc.), Hitchhiker's Guide (which I always load to test) is balking.
Douglas Adams rolls in his grave each time a license message pops up on H2G2. I'll just have to load up my un-DRMed copy.

October 2011

Sunday 10/2

I thought, "Hey! The Wonder Years is on NetFlix now, that'll be good to watch with the boy..." Yowza! It's way more mature than I remember.
New Boom Reshapes Oil World, Rocks North Dakota http://t.co/D4Cmzv2f Wah?! By 2017, we'll be producing more than Saudi Arabia and Russia!?!

Tuesday 10/4

Adobe acquired PhoneGap... Wow. That's fantastic. http://t.co/mw2KgN8i
Revenge of the Electric Car – See the trailer http://t.co/7Mh95HhB
Hey AT&T and MSFT, I can has Mango now, pleez? Kthxbai.
Mango update progressing, but Samsung owners have to wait - Computerworld http://t.co/FP5ZZ84t
Apple Stock Drops 5 Percent After The iPhone 5 Fails To Appear | TechCrunch http://t.co/shpvOxlB
Robin Williams, His Daughter, Giant Beard In New Zelda http://t.co/quO6EJLZ
Apple's 1987 Knowledge Navigator, Only One Month Late http://t.co/KwOSk3aK
Inside the Russian Short Wave Radio Enigma | Magazine http://t.co/HPSKcT7l http://t.co/GNYfwVFs
RT @waiseto: Nokia Developer News | SenchaCon 2011: save $300 thanks to Nokia sponsorship - Nokia Developer Blogs: http://t.co/ygRC5lfn
@joehewitt I just checked out nerve.js - I like how you answered the SQL/NoSQL question. "Database? Meh. I'll use a plain text file." :-)

Wednesday 10/5

Was Adobe's potential incompetence the final straw that drove Mark Pilgrim off the Interwebs? http://t.co/YqrZRn7p
Like a virtual Tom Sawyer, I'm sure @diveintomark is bemusedly watching his online funeral. Hi Mark, stop being petulant and take your meds.
Want iOS 5 right now? Anyone can install the Gold Master release - The Next Web http://t.co/AyNZCKSg
RT @wiredmag: [Gadgets] HP, Apple Buildings Locked Down in Cupertino Multiple Homicide Manhunt: Hewlett-Packard's Cupertino ca... http:/ ...
Los Altos is completely freaking the fuck out - my kid's school is on "lockdown". Not sure what they think is going to happen...
RT @AP: BREAKING: Apple says Steve Jobs has died.

Friday 10/7

24 hours later, and I can finally go through my news reader without tearing up. Who knew I was such a sap?
@seattlemaf Gah! It took me a half hour to beat your score last night, only to have it crushed this morning! In my own game! ;-)
TouchDevelop v2.3 for Mango: Pin to start for scripts http://t.co/0nZ8S6V0 (Plus new APIs... ARRGH! Still no Mango for me!)

Saturday 10/8

@tomas_pascual Pretty much any mobile idea I ever had is in the App Store now. (I just thought of them in 2003 ;-) )
Pulled out my old Windows box, installed Zune, now upgrading my Samsung Focus to Mango via a crazy 'unplug while checking for update' hack.
RT @TouchDevelop: Today's featured script: MinuteMatch. Align three or more equal symbols horizontally or vertically by swapping... http ...
Beautiful California day. Great for soccer! http://t.co/9IrBYW9g

Sunday 10/9

Upgrade to iOS 5 Right Now - http://t.co/Re1tvZN4 Just upgraded... Hopefully neither of the files have viruses. :-)
Wow, checking out the Twitter iOS5 integration. It's pretty cool. http://t.co/ICUxcqMD
Holy cow. I've been paying ZERO attention to iOS 5. I had no idea of most of the changes. Mirroring? Split keyboard? Wow...
I need more GameCenter friends... Add me! My username is RussBe . :-)
@jukkaeklund That's exactly what I thought! :-) The switch-apps gesture is OK, but would have been better if it was activated like the N9.
The image accompanying this Wikipedia article is simply hysterical. http://t.co/MhNV3ImL
Plink by DinahMoe http://t.co/CkIfjmbp This is fantastic.

Monday 10/10

I need a new hobby. I was thinking maybe I'd give alcoholism a try.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll create another programming language." Now we all have a problem...
It's not that I hate C++, it's just that it hates me. I can't get this to work for the life of me... http://t.co/JuAHQkRS
Got it! I had to set the QDeclarativeContext* property before I set the QML file in the QDeclarativeView! Of course! What was I thinking??
Woops, nope. That only works in the Simulator. Ok, I'm officially in tears now.

Tuesday 10/11

Heh, I like the URL for this new browser... (I own Maven.io - it's the home of my feed reader) :-) http://t.co/S6rDZs8M
I'm back to using Safari on the iPad because my favorite browser - iCab - is having some iOS5 issues. The new tabs are nice. Speedy too.
Wow, tablets (specifically iPad, though I'm sure that will change) are kicking ass. http://t.co/SGxOBgKI
"...that Elizabeth Warren could be publicly kneecapped... is, ultimately, the story about who holds power in America" http://t.co/WSTfwvMe

Thursday 10/13

Downloading AppleTV's update now so I can play with mirroring. Can't wait to see how well it works (or doesn't)... http://t.co/qDs0gT5u
RT @Geniasaurus: Saddest RIP page ever... http://t.co/2etJwbyC #DennisRitchie
Playing with iOS Mirroring... It's seriously the coolest tech I've played with in a long while. http://t.co/kP9Akaro
A picture of my TV taken with my iPad, while I was using mirroring... It's infinite!! http://t.co/gy47MjrD
The free section of the App Store is filling up with "free" magazines. They really shouldn't be categorized that way, IMHO.
RT @flakenstein: My startup, Clipboard, has come out of stealth tonight. Read about it at Technology Review: http://t.co/IehznL4E.
Ooh, another Tech Talk. The last one was pretty good... http://t.co/6owbhYVi
Douglas Adams would be so proud. :-) http://t.co/gbzNSJdo
Ubuntu 11.10 was launched today with Unity and Gnome 3. Yay. I think I may celebrate by buying a MacBook and switching to OS X. :-(

Friday 10/14

Just processed a few hundred people who've added me on Google+... http://t.co/hCSw5hHy
This is pretty well done: http://t.co/QnLvnVzL If only they had spent that effort making Unity not suuuuuuuck.
Apparently Scoble added me to some list of techies and the lemmings are add http://t.co/74xCjolS
KEYNOTE: The Game Changer: Siri, a Virtual Personal Assistant on Vimeo http://t.co/PlojTr1S (from 2009)
New Blog Post - Siri, and the Conversational User Interface http://t.co/mOV34WBI
Ooooh. iOS 5 supports HTML content editing, so rich text editors work now. Very interesting! http://t.co/fV6GrU6J
Wow, what a pathetic reaction to my blog post last night. (Thanks to those linking to it.) No FB likes and like 3 retweets? Sad. #lostheyday
Oh! Duh! I've been doing CSS speech bubbles by adding an extra DIV. Using the :after selector is a much better way. http://t.co/AGyRmxYq
The new iOS browser is demonstrably better than before. And fixed styles work now! Fantastic. http://t.co/EQU1T8Hq
@TheSteve0 I don't need a huge reaction. I rarely post nowadays, so if I do, it's because I feel strongly, and it's nice to get feedback.
@rcadden I should know better than to post on a Friday. The link is now doomed to rot in Instapaper/ReadItLater/Starred graveyards. :-)

Saturday 10/15

@rcadden Err... Thanks! But I'm sure there's quite a few posts out of the 3300+ I've written that you can skip... :-)
"When a smartphone’s popularity is off the charts without being all over TV, it must really be something special." #N9 http://t.co/2ysz8S6O
Amazon’s Value Has Gone Up $4,470 Every Second For the Past 29 Days (wow.) http://t.co/TRYFVYYD
Guess who accidentally deleted his son's data on his iPad while upgrading it to iOS 5.0? Yep, that'd be me. #moron
He's got an incredibly long memory for things like this. It may be years before I'm entrusted with any high-technology tasks again.
I'm testing out voice command on windows phone and realizing you can do so much.
Wow, I had no idea about the new voice stuff in WP7. I just tested the message stuff, it's very cool! http://t.co/sJ1AK6eA
When you get a new text, WP7 can ask if you want it read aloud, then it asks if you want to dictate a reponse. We're in the future!!
This is why I love Jimmy Fallon. :-) http://t.co/WJQIen1b

Sunday 10/16

Así aterriza una 'start-up' española en California http://t.co/Mf5Mamxx
@janole @WirelessIRC has it's own Twitter account?! There's some vaguely wrong with that... :-)
The iPad browser refreshes tabs and then scrolls down to the previous position, which is annoying on "infinite scrolling" pages.
There doesn't seem to be any way to capture/stop the iPad auto scrolling. It doesn't fire any events. It just happens.
@j_loughney When can we get an N9 on Amazon? Any idea?

Monday 10/17

Just read Saturn's moon Titan has an atmosphere of mostly Nitrogen, and I thought, "so is Earth's, no?" (98% vs. 78%)
Watching "The Trip" but I'm missing context... Are there really a bunch of odd 5 star restaurants dotted all over rural U.K.?
How does an expensive haute cuisine restaurant in the middle of a small rural English village survive? I don't get it.
@jimh Tourists, I can believe... But still, it seems unsustainable (in the economic sense)
@jimh Sure, I can see tourism, but still... The whole thing seems so unsustainable (economically speaking). :-)
@jimh Woops, I thought I lost that first tweet and had to redo it. :-)
And apparently my short term memory is pretty bad... one would think I'd be able to repeat a dozen words I just typed verbatim. :-)
@ethauvin 201 counting this one... What? Are you being charged by the tweet or something?
@ethauvin Ahh, that's it! I'm feeling more verbose since I posted the other day. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll fade. :-)
@jimh Heh. Their site doesn't work on the iPad, so all I see is a big picture of a bunch of shacks on the beach. Nothing else. :-)

Tuesday 10/18

Skylanders has suddenly entered my life. It actually looks pretty cool (and a nice change from Pokemon). http://t.co/qq1inLPa
Google has cut its tax bill by about $1B/yr using a pair of strategies called the "Double Irish" and "Dutch Sandwich." http://t.co/L5w0rQ7J
If you had asked me what "Double Irish" or "Dutch Sandwich" meant, I'd have guessed something completely different.
Wow, the Life of George Lego app looks very cool! Great idea. http://t.co/dFSV99kw
http://t.co/wLOoE2T7 Interesting... It's redirects to a Facebook page.
Is this thing on? :-) Love it. http://t.co/c1OLjebs
Wow. WOW. Holy wow. Wow. http://t.co/U2PapEsV

Wednesday 10/19

I LOVE Mary Meeker's ginormous annual Internet trends deck. It's a premo quality hit from the info pipe. http://t.co/dPFrqO1U
I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Internet?
It *might* be a bubble when there's a web service that provides hosted "launching soon" signup pages. OMG. http://t.co/sFkqQCr8
Oh! Undefined == null ! Well duh, that cleans up some of my code. Great article. http://t.co/9WeiDEkG
@Kris_Kinney Welcome Kris. :-)

Thursday 10/20

Life expectancy (in the U.S.) is roughly 936 months. I've already used 478 of them without much to show... Not good. http://t.co/TcCpbYyr
Steve Jobs only got to see ~680 months. It's like that song from Rent.
Trying out the example in this article about HTML5 multi-touch, I realized iOS 5 has killed pages using 4+ touches. http://t.co/BCNiEbZ2
To repeat: By adding a global 4+ touch gesture to iOS, Apple has broken multi-touch on HTML5 web pages (for > 3 points). Not good.

Friday 10/21

My 9yo is next to me typing up a Pokemon story on his iPad in response to his friend who emailed one he had written. So awesome.
There is no stop button on Windows Phone 7 music player, just pause. The last song displays until you reboot. Insane. http://t.co/Yyh4C72A
Super Mario 3D Land looks *awesome* and the trailer uses the original music! I think I may need to buy a 3DS after all. http://t.co/hnCfMKOA
The paint drip marks on the ICS statue reflect much of Android's user interface. No attention to detail. :-) http://t.co/OTLXfDRC
"The Nokia N9 is, without doubt, one of the most fascinating phones of the last few years" http://t.co/0K1U37Dt
Ahhh... To get root access on the Nokia N9, type 'devel-su' in the terminal, and the password is 'rootme'.

Saturday 10/22

Nice! Check out Nikolai and Peli Microsoft Researching demo TouchDevelop http://t.co/SKqX0hox
Ha! At 35:00 you can see a game I wrote (Save the Bubble) http://t.co/SKqX0hox Hehe.
Ok, updated to Ubuntu 11.10 (because I'm a masochist). Gnome 3 is much better than Unity, especially with gnome-shell.css tweaked. :-)

Sunday 10/23

California spiders freakin' blow my mind. They are *so* big. This was on my front porch today. It was huge. http://t.co/tINmuocs
Dead simple background parallax scrolling in javascript. http://t.co/mVF9CWQK Ooh, very nice. Should have thought of it myself.
Web scraping: jsdom + jQuery in 5 lines with node.js http://t.co/2Nb02aDM Holy cow! I just tried it, and it's *fast* and super simple.
I've been piping my Twitter stream into Google Buzz since it started, and n http://t.co/cFKPqTjV
http://t.co/tndeumna A house across from me is up for sale. Only $1,495,000! I have zero idea how people afford those prices (I rent).
A $1.45MM loan with a 30yr fixed rate mortgage at 4.5% interest is $7,346.94 a month. Incredible.
@the_sboss Err... In which country do you get those from? :-)
RT @bridgeschool: Watch the live webcast of the 25th Annual Benefit Concert tonight at 4:30 Pacific/7:30 Eastern! http://t.co/Jv27twns o ...
Node.js is such a pain in the ass. All my time with it is spent trying to write straight-forward scripts in async spaghetti code.
New Blog Post - You don't need to use JQuery to scrape HTML pages with node.js and jsdom http://t.co/Yh2kGJWQ
Nice... The dude on the right of The Verge pic is rocking an AT&T Eo tablet. :-) http://t.co/iykNNOSG @verge
@bradn Just spent the last 15 minutes looking up Rossman, Klip, Eo, Go, etc. didn't see any connection except maybe WAP... So Why?

Monday 10/24

Watching the 60 Minutes interview with Jobs biographer (appropriately on my iPad). Not much I didn't know so far...
RT @Techmeme: The Full Walter Isaacson/Steve Jobs Interview From 60 Minutes (@jlgolson / MacRumors) http://t.co/oyjgquiP http://t.co/GMm ...
So all those services that Larry Page has cut since he became CEO? Steve Jobs' fault. I'll miss code search the most.
Jobs bio has arrived on the Kindle. Sitting down for a quick perusal... Where's the box of tissues? I'm already getting verklempt...
Nokia N9 Smartphone (Unlocked, Cyan, 16GB) at Expansys http://t.co/rbiGJOTi $754.99
Welcome to the new Conversations | Conversations by Nokia http://t.co/1oIegK5f
I have been reticent to trim my increasingly Mentat-sized eyebrows because of lessons learned as a child. Today, I conquered my fear!
I thought all of you - 1,624 random people on the internet - should know of this monumental day.
Not to self: Wait until after Nokia World to see if you still have a job, before buying the new MacBook and/or the N9 or 800.
When I was born, the world had 3.85B people, today it's 7B. Everyone must have decided I was on to something. Damn Hipsters.
@bradn Ahh, I totally missed that! (saw that SFGate article, actually, but didn't click to the next image in the galley!)
This touchscreen all-in-one desktop PC looks nice. Hmm. I wonder when the iMac will be touch enabled? http://t.co/E0iR9geG

Tuesday 10/25

Nokia World keynote will be streaming live. http://t.co/LescHIYV
What an absolutely fantastic idea! Great name and domain too! Brilliant!!! http://t.co/QbmG0QVS
Wow. Freakin' gorgeous HTML5 website too. These guys aren't messing around. So slick. http://t.co/FQuXXOjJ
Ahh, Wired's got the whole story on Nest. Ex-Apple guy and an AI expert... Interesting! http://t.co/1mJEjwd2
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains...
Lumia? I guess it's a good thing when random employees don't know future product names (less leaks), but still...
Wow, I need to actually set up a brokerage account and buy some Amazon stock. Anyone selling today is an idiot.

Wednesday 10/26

This music is killing me... It's 1 a.m. here and Nokia World's stream is playing soothing Enya space music. I'm going tzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
I'm a little cranky today, so I've decided that I hate you all. Nothing personal.
I mentioned Steve Job's lack of license plate in 2005... For years I got nutty emails asking where exactly he lived. http://t.co/TSpdLtIh
This "Behind the Scenes" of making an iOS app is very cool - though it could use some subtitles (or less mumbling). http://t.co/238v5F1h
Wow! Codify is a code editor for the iPad using Lua. The demo vid looks amazing. http://t.co/FQQwpGDa

Thursday 10/27

Awesome, iCab has been updated for iOS 5. Still the best browser on the iPad bar-none. http://t.co/L9W677j7
Okee-dokee. Had to create a custom Facebook App and integrate Drupal with some obtuse PHP code, but I think pub updates are back.
"...the $35 Aakash Android tablet has the power to change the world." Very cool. http://t.co/1e58CtMQ http://t.co/aWsFjgx1
Dr. Seuss' The Lorax - See the trailer http://t.co/lCVETGxn
Wow, very well done video about OWS... http://t.co/LtmvUxK8
The Polyphonic Spree makes me wish I was a theater geek. I think I'm in love with the flute player. :-) http://t.co/SJ7jhRKb
I haven't bought music in a looong time. I forgot how small MP3s are compared to movies. Instant download. Remember when they felt huge?

Friday 10/28

Ok, I can live with Gnome 3. It's not as horrible as Unity and after some tweaking is usable and nice looking.
Going back and forth to the Mac (which I use for work) is actually easier as there's no task bar in Gnome 3, so window-switching is similar.
Honestly, after 15+ years of using a Windows 95-style interface, I prefer having a list of windows at the bottom of my screen. But oh well.
@rcadden No, in Gnome 3 there's no task bar at all. You have to use an Expose style switcher like the Mac.
Just watches the Project Runway finale. I love that show - reality with actual talent and work involved. And, you know... Heidi.
The original Lorax cartoon is on Google Video... http://t.co/MoqgOJX3 http://t.co/DUd0Feih
British royal sucession laws changed. Very modern, except for the part about the head of state not being democratically elected...
I had to Trick or Treat in the snow when I was a kid. Now I'm watching my son overheat at his school's Halloween walk. Love California.

Saturday 10/29

RT @technoweenie: watched my son's mind get blown while mapping a sprite's coordinates to CurrentTouch.x and CurrentTouch.y in Codify
I like Katherine Heigl. I wish she would make a good movie.
@derricks add me! RussB in GameCenter as well :-)
10 a.m. munchkin soccer game - the other team seems a bit big. Ringers in the 9yo "for fun" league!?!
Ok, soccer game, lunch, and Spanish class is done. When I was a kid, Saturdays were 6 hours of cartoons and then kickball til dark.

Sunday 10/30

Doesn't get much more depressing than the end of this eulogy by Jobs' sister. I may never say "wow" again. http://t.co/bY6CzPhp
Uh-oh: My tweets are being tracked and re-published as a Los Altos resident on Patch. Will have to be mindful... :-) http://t.co/JNaYYAwE

Monday 10/31

'Google launching a new service called GOMO to mobilize websites on demand.' Huh. Interesting idea... http://t.co/2UrcPoGI

November 2011

Tuesday 11/1

Today probably would've been a great day to launch a new feed reader like the one I've been tinkering with for 3 years now. Huh.
RT @ethauvin: The Google Reader facelift would be that bad if Google+ had... wait for it... RSS feeds.
Testing the Twitter status update thong in WP7...
Wow. There's a lot of Halloween candy left over. I mean, I planned it that way... But still.
RT @subtepass: Confirmado, Chromebook para todo el mundo! Vaaaaamoooo!!! #newgame
Though I won't say no to a 'free' ChromeBook, in the era of tablets, getting a new netbook is like getting a new Atari 2600...
iPads in schools: 'The last generation with backpacks'? http://t.co/5UUMVNHv
I have to admit, marching on Goldman Sachs' headquarters on Wall Street I get. Occupy Oakland(!?!?), not so much.
RT @NewGameConf: New hashtag #ngc11
My head has been killing me all day. Since I woke up - nothing is working to get rid of it. The Halloween chocolate is trying to kill me.
Fieldrunners is now free online! http://t.co/2lZB7St2 via @Fieldrunners

Wednesday 11/2

Hmmm... I wonder how many hours I should deal with a blinding headache before I start to consider the possibility I'm having an embolism...
My brain, apparently, has declared a cease-fire in it's war on the rest of me. One can only hope it holds.
Using Windows 7 to do some debugging (friggin' IE7 and IE8). I'm astounded by how well the task bar works for switching windows.
Bubble Trouble HTML5 game... http://t.co/p5SvModW
Apple brought *criminal charges* against a Spanish startup for making an Android tablet!?! Come on. http://t.co/LzJEzRgn
My headache is back. WTF!? Longest headache ever. I have no idea why my brain is so angry at me.

Thursday 11/3

Am I the only person that doesn't have a hobby? There's literally nothing I do for the sake of enjoyment alone.
So, finally my headache is no more. Apparently it was my sinuses. After a day and a half, I tried an antihistamine and *poof* all gone. Duh.
RT @j_loughney: Fake Onion story causes real confusion for California town http://t.co/yAXMyHTh LOL!
Wow, Yahoo! LiveStand is about as bad as a tablet news app can get. Landscape only with random sources scattered around a confusing UI. Ugh.
Amazon launches Lending Library for Kindle owners with Amazon Prime (The key word being *owner*, not app users...) http://t.co/tgBBKsK1

Friday 11/4

Eye doctor today... The munchkin looks so cute with his eyes dilated. Like a baby fawn on acid. Too bad I can't take a pic (no flash)! :-)
How to make your webpage do a 'barrel roll' in css3... http://t.co/KTIOl7Sk
Remember when Oakland used credit default swaps to bet against their own clients? Fucking Oakland.
Remember when Oakland recombined the riskiest tranches of collateralized debt obligations and gave them AAA ratings? Fucking Oakland.
Remember when Oakland started two wars and spent $1,250,000,000,000 during the past 10 years killing people? Fucking Oakland.
Oakland blocks President Obama's $60B infrastructure jobs bill! Fucking Oakland. http://t.co/jhanE2N2
Oakland called Elizabeth Warren a 'socialist whore'! Fucking Oakland. http://t.co/HihKHcke
I decided to re-work my custom news reader a bit, and now it's in pieces and I'm experiencing serious withdrawal symptoms. Gah!!
"Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token ; " That's got to be my favorite JavaScript error. Might as well change it to "No idea, good luck".
Wow, a couple whales pop up next to a surfer and kayakers in Santa Cruz. I would've screamed like a little girl. http://t.co/yNTDbfyf
http://t.co/t4RKkk5h - Interesting new service for divorced/separated parents with shared custody. http://t.co/UjB1rJWB
Scooter worked for Google!?! That's sorta disturbing... http://t.co/CrJNrXCP
The Sitter - http://t.co/cp6iPgHo They remade "Adventures in Babysitting" with Jonah Hill?!

Saturday 11/5

"I don't want to go to Mom's! She doesn't have Netflix!" "It's on your iPad, bonehead." "Oh yeah! Bye!" Ahh, the unfailing love of a son.
Holy frigin' Twitter spam. I'm never mentioning the i P a d again.
The end is neat for Ubuntu... I'm so glad I'm not the only one who feels like this. http://t.co/DGPfdPOy
Looks like Linux Mint 12 due in a few weeks is going to solve a lot of the Gnome 3 pain. Very cool... http://t.co/zbmGKY6A

Sunday 11/6

Watching "Margin Call" - so far it's really good. I don't know all the math/facts, etc., but the it feels "real".
A long history of maple syrup... I didn't realize it was so important! http://t.co/8dxLqR3T
Time, time, time. See what's become of me. As I look around, for my possibilities. I was so hard to please.
Look around. Leaves are brown. And the sky, is a hazy shade of winter...
Ooh... I want that convertible in Less Than Zero... I'll have to look it up. http://t.co/ftRJrnyT
@nfarina (You mentioned the i word. Prepare for Twitter Spam.) I hate that 'no mobile version' YouTube message (esp when I'm on my couch).
@maxniederhofer Wait... Is there a book for Less Than Zero!? ;-)
@maxniederhofer Wikipedia: "Ellis claimed that there was no connection between the book and the movie, except for the title..."
"@maxniederhofer: yes. ellis. good. also, here's the car: http://t.co/dqRghnCs" 1960 Corvette, nice.
@ilicco Still morning here, and actually, I've never heard the Simon and Garfunkle version of Hazy Shade of Winter (looking now) :-)
Actually, my fondness for Less Than Zero is 100% because Bret wakes up to a call in snowy NH, then flies to sunny CA. My dream at the time.
On one hand, the executive branch power in Russia is scary. On the other hand, abolishing Daylight Savings Time changes makes me jealous...

Monday 11/7

We demand a vapid, condescending, meaningless, politically safe response to this petition. http://t.co/fuptSU7j We would also like a cookie.
Ooh, nice domain name! Basically a version of http://t.co/CAI5frJD and a conversational UI. http://t.co/XJOVQnzI
Though I find it highly amusing my coworkers aren't sure which city they're in at the moment, I won't laugh lest someone put me on a plane.
Hint: If you're cold and wet, you're in London. If you're cold and it's dark: Helsinki. If you're cold and wondering why: San Francisco.

Tuesday 11/8

@tomiahonen What's Gartner predicting? Like 11%? I'll be optimistic (as I work for Nokia), let's say 21.6% by YE2012. :-)
Poking my Poken.

Wednesday 11/9

"Go buy a 3DS: Super Mario 3D Land is a platforming classic." Gah! Must... Resist... http://t.co/tveB7nCk
@derricks I know... I just think Nintendo games are too expensive nowadays, cartridges suck and 3D is bad for my son's already-bad eyes.
Wow... Very cool. I haven't even made an iOS app yet! http://t.co/ps8qHtSV
After working all night on an event in Helsinki and waking up late, decided to read my news in the sun. http://t.co/5itAqnBG
Another pic of the redwood in my front yard. http://t.co/qUsAndQV
Decided to sit in the sun to read my news after working all night.
It's that time of year again when I need to be careful, or I'll go days without ever seeing the sun. Then I get all suicidal and stuff...
Video from my noisy back yard... Nature is weird. http://t.co/XHQIHhHk
'It's a glorious thing, hearing Eddie Murphy say "fuck" again.' http://t.co/z1VBvEGI

Thursday 11/10

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye.
I just realized it's possible to Rick-roll people via text... :-)
McRibs as an arbitrage strategy... I may have to go get one tonight, just because. http://t.co/Z7zb4rRD
My cognitive ability has completely shut off. I'm watching something on TV and going to bed. Crazy, I know.

Friday 11/11

Nabi Tablet from Toys 'R Us... Very interesting, though for $200 a Kindle Fire might be a better choice. http://t.co/IbdgiR0U
Soccer practice by moonlight! http://t.co/2pXryMTP

Saturday 11/12

Wow, huge update for TouchDevelop on WP7! Very cool, will have to go through and play. http://t.co/yJwTj3Iu
One of my son's soccer coaches works for Netflix, so we're all going down to see a movie in their little on-site theater. Fun!

Sunday 11/13

Jimmy Fallon Sings The “Reading Rainbow” Theme As Jim Morrison (Surreal...) http://t.co/8QG53g87
Genius and Easy DIY Organization: Bread Clips as Power Cord Labels - http://t.co/7aIRGm9z (OMG. Give that person a Nobel!!)

Monday 11/14

Knocked over the Windows lappy while vacuuming over in the corner. Now the hard drive is making loud click-clack noises and won't boot. Joy.
To me, the most innovative thing about "Google X" is that it's not called a "research center"... Coming soon: Nokia X! http://t.co/XuqjTy1H

Tuesday 11/15

Tanuki are real!! OK. I give up. A 3DS is imminent in my life... http://t.co/vfNklJOl
The legendary tanuki is reputed to be mischievous and jolly, a master of disguise and shapeshifting, but somewhat gullible and absentminded.
Oh, crap. I'm working at home and forgot to go outside. I'm not even going to see the sun today. Where'd I put that light therapy lamp...

Wednesday 11/16

Wow, Jaded tech-bloggers aside, pretty much anyone who gets a Kindle Fire is going to be pretty freakin' amazed. Especially for $200.
Did anyone else tear up the bottom part of the Kindle Fire packaging? "There must be something else in there..." It's comically huge.
Steve Jobs wanted iPhone on its own network, carrier-free http://t.co/jCCDSdD4 Ha! I knew it! (And blogged it back when).

Thursday 11/17

ThinkUp: Social Media Insights Platform http://t.co/w4v22ZTL This is fantastic! I just set it up on my server - super well done.
@thinkupapp Fantastic job! I'm running it now. Easy to set up, great instructions on getting APIs working, etc. Nicely done!
At some point I will have to learn how to prepare dinner in a way that doesn't quite resemble an act of vandalism.
On the plus side of being slightly chaotic in the kitchen? Daily smoke alarm tests!! W00t!
C implementation of the Readability algorithm (Interesting. Uses libxml2.) http://t.co/geFQR8a7
Pixar's Brave new trailer http://t.co/z318JHpN ... Ahhh, Kelly Macdonald. Women with Scottish accents make me get all wobbly kneed.
Though I have to admit, I'm not sure why she cares so much about her feet. I mean, if I had a chance to change my feet, would I? Not sure...

Friday 11/18

The youngster and I are now the proud owners of Nintendo 3DS and Super Mario 3DLand. We're obsessed. SO GREAT!!!!
My thumbs are falling off. When you can't play Mario for several hours straight without reaching for the Tylenol, you're getting old.
My kid's school emailed a 'mathletes' announcement with a link to http://t.co/jeabmzRK Wow. That's a *really* old (and unusable) site.
I love the Model 100 just sitting in the background of The Verge's Nook Tablet video review. :-) http://t.co/lNp0S1qp

Saturday 11/19

"Conservatives Control the Political E-mail Rumor Mill" (This explains much of the email from my Mom. Seriously.) http://t.co/bPVpKQQ2
If you happen to have severe acrophobia, you would do well to steer clear of Super Mario 3D Land. Some levels are truly frightening.
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
RT @TouchDevelop: Ever wondered just how popular your scripts are? Watch out for the new "users" and "runs" numbers on each script... ht ...

Sunday 11/20

Munchkin dropped his iPad and cracked the screen. Off to my Genius Bar appointment to get it fixed... (then to buy a rubberized case).
I told the Genius Bar guy how my son and I use Facetime to chat when he's at his Mom's and he replaced the iPad for free! The big softy! :-D
I'm pretty sure I saw Matias Duarte sheepishly waiting his turn at the Genius Bar when I was there. Trust me, I know that feeling. :-)
I wonder how much industrial espionage there is at the Palo Alto Apple store? Think about the info on all those MacBooks brought in...
Then again, one has to wonder if Google has the entire 17.*.*.* subnet being monitored for interesting searches... :-D

Monday 11/21

Watching TV with my light therapy light strapped to a tripod. Works pretty well... http://t.co/hhAcolvM
Oooh, just switched over to the MLS final. LA Galaxy v. Houston Dynamo. Probably David Beckham's last game...
Goooooooooooooooooaaaaaallllll!!!! http://t.co/pNve6EQW
@jonprice Replay... *but* I was about to take a pic when it happened, but stopped to actually watch the goal first. :-)
The FBI have a criteria for evaluating terrorist suspects: Operational vs. Aspirational. That's a great way to judge most people. :-)
Weekend Update: Gov. Jon Huntsman: http://t.co/35Y1midq NH should not be the first primary. Spoken as someone who lived there 10 years.
Always felt sorry for the 'agony of defeat' guy... http://t.co/O6CkTs77
Hardy Boys - Nancy Drew Mysteries opening... http://t.co/50h3LdMU
Wonder Woman! Lynda Carter was insanely gorgeous. I recently looked up what the deal was with that show - WWII -> 70s? http://t.co/jBdtxTL6
Six Million Dollar Man. (While I'm on this tangent...) http://t.co/BvmSULa2
BlackBerry PlayBook - $199 | The Verge http://t.co/8RF16MzL So slick... It's a shame RIM made such short-sighted choices about email, etc.

Tuesday 11/22

As much as I love tablets, I have to admit that since I started using one regularly my general productivity has diminished substantially.
Rather than being a click away from an editor or command line where I can do stuff, I'm usually lounging (like now)...
Wow, eBay bought http://t.co/t2naNC0I? Caterina obviously has the touch. Amazing... http://t.co/gu4Pc6Ys
I could have sworn that the Facebook <-> Twitter integration was the other way around. I'm going crazy, or they're changing features.
I should have switched from TweetPost a while ago - using the integrated service is instant now, (though not sure about links...)
And look at that, tweeting to a Facebook Page has been re-enabled. After I spent a week or so getting a custom FB app working. Gah!
AMD's Bulldozer server benchmarks are here, and they're a catastrophe. (Wow, looks like AMD screwed up badly...) http://t.co/nrgOOqqX
Breakout clone tutorial using Javascript and canvas... http://t.co/XIxmIkCk
Hey, if you happen to find some marbles, they are probably mine.
I didn't know that Google Reader could create "bundles" like this. Very interesting. http://t.co/K1WmH1Ga

Wednesday 11/23

"Yeah, I went on a real bender after that happened," was akin to casually mentioning you parachuted behind enemy lines. http://t.co/TkOn95uQ
Few phrases in the English language bespeak a mysterious dark side than: "I'm not allowed in there. And, quite frankly, I don't blame them."
Playing with the Chrome Book I got from the HTML5 game conference... Wow. I honestly love it. http://t.co/J1Gg9ick
What's not to love - I spend most of my time in the browser anyways, which is Chrome across platforms, and already use and love Linux.
It's too bad Google wasn't a bit more forward looking, as this could have been a great Tablet platform. Instead they have Android.
With Sergey cutting services and projects like a mad man, I bet ChromeBook won't be long for this world. Which is too bad, as it's *nice*!
The keyboard is nice, and I LOOOOVE the giant control key in the bottom left. FINALLY someone gets it! But where's the Windows key? ;-)
I'm about 4 months behind the curve on these thoughts of course... http://t.co/UZNTbPyR
I don't know what to think about the ChromeBook. I want to like it, but I can't decide if it's simple (good), or overly simplified (bad).
Nokia Lumia 800 Windows Phone Black (Unlocked, 16GB) at Expansys-USA http://t.co/Yqd3SejD - $790
Shopping's done, T-day weekend has begun! W00t!

Thursday 11/24

Just bought the next two books in The Warriors series for the munchkin. just noticed he's on #6 of 43 in the series!!! #moneymachine
Snow expected to impact travel plans | Conway Daily Sun http://t.co/VwYSqYja (Nice! My old newspaper just popped up on Google News! :-) )
The world needs a universally applicable "menu" or "options" icon. Something that says, "additional functionality listed here".
Microsoft could have used it instead of the "Start" button. Gears and tool icons only apply sometimes (Chrome's "wrench" menu, for example).
Think about the bottom of status updates - there's like, reply, email, retweet, etc. If you were to group them, what icon would work? None.
Turkey's in the oven. ETA: 2.5 hrs. More of a note for myself. Unless you're all coming over, then I should've gotten a bigger bird.

Friday 11/25

Skyrim. Very cool, but I have to say the most fantastic creature I've discovered so far is the horse. Apparently it's part mountain lion.

Saturday 11/26

Wired's article summing up US surveillance is eye-opening. (Stupid, stupid title - I almost skipped it) http://t.co/5BV916F0
I dismissed the ChromeBook until I got one, then I realized how nice/useful it is. But I still have reservations... http://t.co/RiWteQdq
There's just something exciting about the browser as the OS (the dream of Netscape) - to see it truly realized after all is amazing.
Holy cow. Curiosity is *huge*! It's not a rover, it's a Land Rover. I hope it survives... http://t.co/KP9tgczU

Sunday 11/27

Homemade Toll House cookies! I love holiday weekends... :-)
The boy wanted to see Skyrim so we played a bit, but it's really not appropriate. But then I dusted off Zelda: Twilight Princess. Success!
Twilight Princess came out when he was 4yo(!), so he had never really played it. Zelda's like Skyrim for everyone. :-)
All the books of Skyrim in eBook format! Nice! http://t.co/Qi6WsWxy
We saw The Muppets tonight... lots of fun, but definitely up and down in terms of pace. Not enough Henson-esque puns either. :-)
This is how Curiosity is going to land on Mars!? What happened to the bouncy air bags? This is nuts! http://t.co/y7VHXgdN
I am in need of a book to read. There's lots to choose from, I just can't seem to find any that resonate with my current state of mind.
Followed my last name on Wikipedia: Beattie -> diminutive of Bartholomew -> derived from the Aramaic for son of Ptolemy -> meaning warlike.
Pining for the fjords!?! http://t.co/QJFLSo5V

Monday 11/28

The Ultimate Productivity Blog http://t.co/ZtU2reWL

Tuesday 11/29

I'm having a bad winter already. Crap. And another month til the days start getting longer.
I want to drive an ice pick into my forehead and poke around until I feel better. Maybe a little trepanation could help. Where's my drill...

December 2011

Thursday 12/1

SkyDrive adds "powerful" file management functionality... Meaning you can actually manage multiple files. Finally!! http://t.co/37qWDxI8
Teaching my son to develop Lua on an iPad using #Codify. Once he heard that Angry Birds and PvZ were done partially in Lua, he was sold. :-)
When I first downloaded Angry Birds for the N900 years ago, all the Lua code was in clear text. Wish I saved it!! They changed it later.
Browsing OkCupid... apparently I'm a perfect match for every woman my age in San Francisco. I'm guessing the 'my age' part is the key bit.
ql.io from eBay using Node. (That domain was free back in January when I wrote about 2 letter .io domain names. :-) ) http://t.co/PVJeppyI

Friday 12/2

Who frigin' cares about Carrier IQ, Chinese electronic espionage is what we really should be worried about. http://t.co/YBuec3Nr
My alarm clock apparently got one thwack too many and simply died today. I woke up and it was blank. I almost feel bad for it. Almost.
This is an amusing hack Google is using to make a WP7 tile: http://t.co/ZVYdRjpW The image is an embedded SVG so it resizes. CLEVER!
New Blog Post - Creating a pinnable Windows Phone 7 tile for your website like Google http://t.co/K55KXJs3

Saturday 12/3

I love these videos from GameInformer where they play an old-school game and yack. And Yoshi rules!! http://t.co/2d4HYfI6
My 2003 Saturn Vue needs to go. I wanted to replace it with an American car, but I'm not excited. The KIA Sportage seems great.
Gnome 3 Shell Extensions. Very, very cool! I'm actually getting used to Gnome Shell and these will help a ton. http://t.co/meOjVxCl
The Strange Birth and Long Life of Unix http://t.co/gzDOFHxm
Just saw Cowboys and Aliens. Daniel Craig needs to work on a consistent American accent. He had at least 4 variations.

Sunday 12/4

I love finding cool Pokemon fan art like this and emailing them to my son when he's at his Mom's. He uses them as wallpaper. :-)
Khan Academy success in my school district. Very interesting... Alex has done this and it's very cool to use. http://t.co/C0crMcXA
I wonder when the hell Comedy Central will get around to supporting HTML5 video? You'd think they'd have it by now. http://t.co/BZDQpk3j
iMacs and Mac minis only have i5 CPUs? That's nuts. You can get a MacBook 13" with an i7 but not a desktop? So weird...
Ahh, you can add an i7 in the configuration for an extra $100 or so... still, it's strange they're not in the base models.
It's been 11 years since I've been back to NH... So long, I actually just looked at Google Maps to remember how to get home. :-)
Linus Torvalds thinks the same way as I do - the new Gnome 3 Extensions makes the whole desktop much more usable. http://t.co/Lii8FbAs
The Gnome guys could have saved *a lot* of hand wringing and worry if they had been clearer that extensions were coming.

Monday 12/5

To all the apparently jolly, happy people in my Twitter and Facebook streams: Bah-fucking-humbug. - Love, Russ

Tuesday 12/6

$5558 to fly First Class to Boston the week after Christmas. My definition of 'rich' is being able to afford that easily.
My 20, 25, 30 and 35 year-old selfs would be very disappointed to know I wouldn't be able to afford to fly First Class by 40...
Flying in First (or Business) is the simple dream I think many of us who are 6 feet or taller wish for. The money is secondary, really.
I've got photos sitting on Flickr, Picasa, SkyDrive, Facebook and various other random services. I need to just pick one.
Went to check the mail. Silence. I heard a freight train in the distance and a lone dog barking. If aliens landed it would've been perfect.
StumbleUpon's new logo: 'I like to urge designers to always ask themselves: “Does this logo look like a penis?”' http://t.co/fwrUl3ot
Don't Be A Free User http://t.co/Ychz6doR (Never depend on a free service - startup or Google - doesn't matter. They'll change or go away.)
Gosh, Google! 10 Billion Android downloads! And conveniently, it happened just a few weeks before Christmas! http://t.co/750Tdos8

Wednesday 12/7

Note to self: Please stop forgetting to buy a new alarm clock. The rest of the world does not operate on 'Russell Time'.
Latest XBox update is live... Very Metro. It's nice, but I could do without the "skidding to a halt" sound effect on every page change.
The new Kinect integration is really, really BAD. You can't use the Kinect like a mouse! what was MSFT thinking!?!
Actually the whole new XBox GUI is loaded with UX stupidity. And the voice integration seems to consist solely of saying 'bing' to search.
Holy crap, a bunch of my local Lucky supermarkets (where I shop) have had their self-checkout lane computers hacked! http://t.co/1nwwfiRG

Thursday 12/8

@ARJWright Oh, I disabled the tablet columns script a while ago, but the blog post about it is still up if you want the example. :-)
So, the XBox's new dashboard update has UI issues, but their new iPad app is quite pleasant. http://t.co/NHTmetXc
Microsoft obviously has groups of varying UX talent - I wonder which one is working on Windows 8?
@derricks MSFT just released an iOS client to coincide with the new Dashboard update. Along with a Windows Phone 7 version as well.
Oh, the WP7 client for XBox is actually a 'companion' which turns it into an intelligent remote control. Useless, but interesting.
XBox Live Gold subscribers at $50 a year shouldn't have to see ads on every dashboard screen, it's ridiculous.
@derricks Seems like lots of software driven by a marketing whiteboard checklist. No real need, will be forgotten by March.
OnLive Now Beaming Console Games From The Cloud To iOS/Android Devices (Nice! Can't wait to try it.) http://t.co/EoMPKyzY
Nintendo 3DS updated today and added the ability to take 3D video - which is saved as a standard 3D .avi file. Very cool! Playing now...
Even better? You can do 3D stop-motion animation! Very, very cool. Check it out: http://t.co/TG5OhAeP Really fun and easy to do. COOL!
Sometimes I sit and ponder how much better my life would be if I was as excited about finance and money as I am about new technology...
Metal nozzles strapped to your hands and feet, connected to a fire-hose? Seems like fun... until the water stops. http://t.co/V6C8ccIC
SilkJS - A light Javascript layer over OS calls using V8. This is what I was hoping NodeJS would be more like. http://t.co/xADrRedY

Friday 12/9

Tired of ads on your Xbox dashboard? Reddit shows you how to block them | VentureBeat http://t.co/jhlxeeni

Saturday 12/10

It's Daddy Week! It's amazing how having a little boy asleep in his room transforms a cold empty house into a warm cozy home.
RT @madeupstats: In 2011, it is estimated that QR codes were used by 8 people who do not work in marketing, technology or PR; a 50% rise ...

Sunday 12/11

Sitting waiting for a tire change while the boy is at his Spanish tutor. CNN on the waiting room TV - such total crap.
How does anyone watch CNN? This is probably the first time I've seen it in years. It's a stream of stupidity.
I went nuts last year and got a bunch of two letter .io domains. They all need to be renewed now, bleh.
If anyone wants qo.io, eo.io, or xe.io send me a message. :-)
@Dragonbonheur Maybe... Not sure they're that good. I'm keeping xs.io for sure, and rb.io as it makes a great personal short url.
@dalmaer I know... eo.io seemed great at first. Remember the AT&T Eo? But then there's Old MacDonald, and of course Captain Eo...
I have NO idea where my glasses are. It's been like three days... They must be under the bed or couch or desk or something.
@jamespearce Someone in dev relations actually coding!? I thought all you guys did was hand out free t-shirts and CDs filled with PDFs? ;-)
Aha! Found my glasses in the condom/vibrator drawer in my nightstand. No idea how they got there, as it contains neither of the above.
Vector math basics to animate a bouncing ball in JavaScript http://t.co/Dvu7xvOl
Fantastic article about women in startups. To me work flexibility is the key bit. http://t.co/ZI1xbEpi
I got a bunch of Android apps on sale for 10¢ - just looked at my bank account, each purchase was a separate transaction! Google is insane.
One of the 10¢ Android apps I got was Minecraft - it was so much fun I got the full price iPad app. We've been building stuff all day!
I've pretty much decided to switch from Linux to a Mac... Now I'm just in the waiting period while I gear up for price shock.

Monday 12/12

Beyblades on NPR this morning. These have been a key part of recent playdates in the Beattie household. :-) http://t.co/EVcwUeMg
Beyblade Lesson: Sliding Shoot http://t.co/uD0zyHnK
Inverted red plastic bucket? 40¢ "Beyblades 2010 Metal Fusion Beystadium Super Lightning Vortex Red"? $40 Heh. http://t.co/IWIfwbyK
Remember when we thought the universe had a Higg's field, made up of Higg's Bosons? Hahaha! Like luminiferous aether! Man we were so dumb.
The prior joke has been made completely stupid by the fact that the man's name was Higgs. Not Higg, thus no apostrophe. Doh!

Tuesday 12/13

"Somewhere, there is one key instruction, and everything else is just functions calling themselves..." http://t.co/FzjAPlIg

Wednesday 12/14

Just confirmed my trip details to NH the week after Christmas... Winter, here I come.
Louis C.K. live at the Beacon Theater: http://t.co/aToVnIKO I felt proud of myself for thinking about buying this, then I torrented it.
"The amazing iOS 5 API nobody talks about" - That would be Bluetooth 4.0 LE, developed at Nokia Research Center. :-) http://t.co/Jx0qU2FD
I don't think HP has done enough to destroy its brand value this year, it should definitely throw away its 70 year old logo as well.

Thursday 12/15

The Real Story Behind Apple's 'Think Different' Campaign - Forbes http://t.co/Uc5L5035
"... unlike Linux, Solaris, HP-UX, and many other UNIX variants, OS X does not use ELF binaries." http://t.co/Uh6UW3ui
I explained what thermal underwear was to my boy (or as my family affectionately calls them, 'long johns'). He didn't believe me.
Relentlessly badgering my brother via text to drop everything and go with us to NH after Christmas. He's stopped responding. :-)
I tried the family-all-together angle, the fresh-New-England-air angle, the nephew-is-only-9-once angle. Now resorting to outright bribery.
I'm not above extortion, but I can't think of anything to pin him on. And he's probably got more shit on me anyways...
@gnat 1) Wow, you fit that all into a tweet? 2) With nice formatting! 3) I don't get it...
New Blog Post - Minecraft PE Shows the True Power of Tablets http://t.co/19fFuoWS

Friday 12/16

Not one tech blog has bothered to call Google and get their statement on UMG's YouTube deal. Why bother, right? NYT will do it tomorrow.

Saturday 12/17

Christmas Vacation trailer: http://t.co/QSwRpHuf
Hmmm... Yeah, I'll have to wait a few years before watching Christmas Vacation with the 9yo. http://t.co/Bu9ZxOhA
Nikki Haley Gives Romney Her Valuable Endorsement http://t.co/aD0Ou0jY I don't like her politics, but we share the exact same birthday. :-(
Something about the fact that a person *exactly* my age is a state governor blows my mind. The future is now for me, and it blows my mind.
But I repeat myself...
XBox Live is a great reality check. Nothing like feeling you're pretty good at a game, and then see you're ranked (literally) #250,000...
Zinga went public today... and at least one more person in my Facebook contacts becomes a zillionaire. Starting to lose track...
Hmm, today's the 17th? I haven't done any Christmas shopping. I probably should think about maybe doing some.
The good news is that I didn't lose my job in the latest re-org. The bad news is that the stock price hit a 52-week low yesterday. Hmmm...
For some random reason I started growing a beard a week or so ago. It's really, really grey and itchy. Yet I haven't shaved. Weird.

Sunday 12/18

Watching Notch (the guy who created Minecraft) develop a game in real time: http://t.co/YMOXWY9B
I have no idea how Notch is dynamically compiling/running a Java app without restarting it. Maybe he's not and it just looks like it?
His keyboard is insanely mechanically click-clacky. That would drive me nuts.
100 best, highest rates products on Amazon. Great idea! Hope he makes a killing in referral fees. :-) http://t.co/5mwOxJo0
@dalmaer Heh. I actually went into the live chat and asked what I was seeing - apparently Notch uses JRebel, which I didn't know existed.
Great article on the lack of dramatic pop-culture change in the last 20 years. I've noticed this myself... interesting. http://t.co/Sczxp7eX
Keene Sentinel editors were my advisors in college. Those small-town jackasses influence national politics? Scary. http://t.co/WqGhHkrV
Sadly, I am a brain crack addict. More now than ever before. I really need to kick the habit... http://t.co/VFPcd8a7

Monday 12/19

Node.js is at version 0.6.6! The last time I messed with it, 0.5 was newish and 0.4 was 'stable'...
Checking out Notch develop again... http://t.co/coPUZenK He's got like 15 minutes left in the 48 hour code sprint he's doing.
Still not seeing the new Twitter yet.
Still haven't done any Christmas shopping yet.
RT @Dragonbonheur: @RussB He's just awesome. I learnt quite a lot watching him during the past hour. The game is fantastic: https://t.co ...
RT @nickbilton: Remember when we used to find out about breaking news from the television?
Finally got a chance to see Fair Game. I didn't think it was possible for me to hate Republicans more but apparently the well goes deeper.
10 Day forecast for Whitefield, NH. It's going to *rain* on Thursday?!? That's not very Christmasy... http://t.co/GVNVaLvQ

Tuesday 12/20

Ludum Dare » Ludum Dare 22 http://t.co/cnK1A7ML Minicraft - Notch - 48 Hour Compo Entry
Just gave a sizable chunk of cash to Amazon and mostly completed Christmas shopping. Need a trip to Target to round it out.
Amazon Prime just paid for itself and then some in last minute shipping.
I actually bought a few items via Topazon (http://t.co/ZwUILvG6). There were a few interesting yet inexpensive items that were great gifts.
Played Minicraft for an hour just now... figured out right after I died that the Pow Glove is to move items like the workbench and lantern.
I still have NO idea what the acorns, flowers, or cloth do in Minicraft, if anything. Also, no idea where the gold or gems are.
Notch Coding Minicraft http://t.co/Nd8bavey The moment he added the apple is here. He must have had a clear idea beforehand.
Just one more day until the days start getting longer again. It's always a question whether my sanity will hold out until then...

Wednesday 12/21

I hope you all appreciate me doing my part to stimulate the economy. I think I heard my debit card whimpering earlier.
Between flying home, preparing for cold weather (new winter stuff head to toe x 2), and presents, this holiday may set a record...
"BioWare Bets Big With The Old Republic" This seems like a bust to me. Star Wars is just annoying now. http://t.co/7ljbdeUy
TouchDevelop v2.5: new tutorial, artwork, forum, and more http://t.co/DxhWYkGP
Nothing says 'Christmas' like torture, satanism, rape, incest, death-by-fire, serial-murder, satanism and Nazis. Am I right?!?

Thursday 12/22

Watching a Kevin Costner baseball movie. It's the one where he loves the game and thinks a lot.
Hey, it won't be that bad in northern NH next week - http://t.co/GVNVaLvQ Highs in the 30s with a chance of light snow. I've seen worse.
RT @donpark: democracy I know is not lead by few million of elites but reluctantly followed over decades by a largely stupid mass of tha ...
RT @donpark: I think the Silicon Valley as a whole doesn't understand that we are a *minority* and the country as a whole doesn't think ...
RT @w3bd3vil: <iframe height='18082563'></iframe> causes a BSoD on win 7 x64 via Safari. Lol!
@mobage It just took me 20m to find my son's user name because you don't include it in your 'forgot password' email. Get your shit together.
I saw the movie 'Drive' last night. I can't say I enjoyed it, but I'm still thinking about it. The 80s music, style, etc.
@andreatrasatti The violence level went waaaaay over the top. It was a compelling movie before all the blood, it didn't need so much.
The movie Disclosure is under-rated: It had suspense and intrigue, yet no violence. Violence is just a lazy plot device.
Hmmm, I wonder if Amazon is ready for the deluge of Kindle Fire activations that'll happen on the 25th?
I've never grown a beard before, which means I've been shaving regularly for ~25 years. Can't think of anything else like that.

Friday 12/23

Pixar creates a 'positive environment for dissent' so their films don't suck. (So what happened with Cars 2?) http://t.co/IqjPSAKI
Northeast Snow: Covering Brown Ground http://t.co/RMh64b71
I've been waiting for OnLive's new iOS client, and it just dawned to try the Android version. Just played Mini Ninjas via touch... SO COOL.
The problem with OnLive is that I don't actually use it, but I love it anyways! The incredible technical achievement is clouding my opinion.
@tomiahonen I was talking about the girl with the dragon tattoo - it just opened in the U.S. nationwide. Not my type of movie.
Just two more days! It's almost over except for the disappointment and credit card debt.

Saturday 12/24

Developers love Kindle Fire: "In many ways, the best thing about Fire is that you barely feel it's an Android device" http://t.co/5ppAvTB8
This is great, but of course CNN highlights the religious creches in the main pic. Pandering assholes. http://t.co/Ei8Ewafd
Scrooge. Starring Buddy Hackett, Jamie Farr, The Solid Gold Dancers and Mary Lou Retton as Tiny Tim ... Christmas Eve on IBC. Yule love it!
It's amazing to me how closely the plot of The Santa Clause parallels The Incarnations of Immortality. Seriously. :-)
RT @ktballs10: believe it or not pg&e, i enjoy having power on christmas eve.... #fixit #iwannawatchfootball

Sunday 12/25

Spoiler: Ralphie's Dad is the one who finally gives him the Red Ryder 200-shot Carbine Action Range Model Air Rifle.
Wow, iBooks just happened to jump back up to the top spot in the App Store on Christmas eve! How lucky for them, hey?
@gnat Once again I am reminded how weird time zones are. :-)
It's Christmas. I should go to bed, but I'm playing some Tower Defense game instead. I will pay for this early in the morning.
@talios California is definitely near the end. Oh, and hemispheres too... those are just plain odd.
RT @hakimel: Happy holidays y'all! I built a Christmas tree for you. http://t.co/Awq29QIn (webkit only)
I got Bucky Blocks for Christmas - they're fun, but definitely not as fascinating/flexible as Bucky Balls that I can see so far.

Monday 12/26

Let's get this laundry started? Right! Let's get this laundry started, quickly! Right?
Dear 17yo self: Relax! In the future, trips to NH will be such a novelty you'll almost forget you don't need electric adapters to go there.
Probably don't need these Euro notes either...
Or our passports... Wow, it's been a while since I flew domestically. You just show up, get on a plane and you're done?! Wow...
All packed. Except for the stuff I forgot of course...

Tuesday 12/27

So... cold. So... very... cold.
@RandomBits In the appropriately named White Mountains there is. There will be sledding in the morning. :-)

Wednesday 12/28

Wow, and now it's raining! There goes the snow... At least we had our one day of snow and sledding! :-) I'm glad we didn't wait!
Today is Wednesday? Good to know.

Thursday 12/29

Cleaning my Mom's laptop... I was pulling for them, but you know what? The world would truly be a better place without HP. #crapware
Girding myself mentally for the months of 'it was working before you touched it!' accusations to come.
@horsmark I used nic.io directly.
Going through my boxes at my parents house. Apparently, I was completely fucking insane as a teenager.
Must grow bigger beard!!!! http://t.co/hyjCOnLo
@ethauvin Awesome! :-)

Saturday 12/31

Stopping for gas on the way to the airport. Driving through weather that would make a grown Californian cry.
Slush, snow, ice, fog, flurries, freezing rain. Usually all at once. #GoinBackToCali
The plane is *packed*. The extra $75 per ticket I spent on "premium economy" was more than worth it. 5" extra FTW!

January 2012

Sunday 1/1

Home. Wow. Happy New Year. #zzzzzzzzzz
Hello 2012! Woke up late and am now lounging lazily. Damn, there's two resolutions gone already...
JavaScript port of Minicraft, works in iOS & Android browsers http://t.co/VxrGs9h4 (Holy cow, that's pretty cool. Slow but cool!)
25 Best Nintendo 3DS Games - Metacritic http://t.co/Zu0vm2u1

Monday 1/2

High Demand Leads to Nationwide ADHD Drug Shortages (Again!? Last summer too. The DEA needs to up the quota, seriously) http://t.co/xehddqs1
I just clicked on a link to the New York Post on my iPad, but was told I needed to use their 'app' to view it. Fuck everything about that.
Iowa video. Cute... but like NH it still should have a vastly smaller role in national politics. http://t.co/N6YDQMyX
Why doesn't Google do anything useful with YouTube's like/dislike numbers? Why must I see the same crappy suggested videos all the time?
Seems pretty basic - if a YouTube video's dislike count vastly outnumbers the like count, give me the option to filter it out.
Just ordered an In-N-Out double-double 'animal style' for the first time. Oh boy!
@andreatrasatti I've seen that too. I just hide those services now. Both the users and publishers will eventually get the message.

Tuesday 1/3

Work tomorrow. Finally bought a new alarm clock. Fry's is *packed*.
In my world, alarm clocks must be dedicated devices which 1) show the time 2) can wake the dead 3) withstand horrific physical violence.
Republicans are pure fucking evil. Not just the politicians, anyone who votes for a Republican as well. Pure. Fucking. Evil.
It's gettin' real in the Whole Foods parking lot...

Wednesday 1/4

Ambient LED 12-Watt (60W) LED A19 Light Bulb http://t.co/P6Scywqw - This bulb is very cool... But wow, $25 apiece?!?
Coworker got a new Mac today with Lion, so I decided to upgrade my MacBook... Wow, Apple hit the min/max/close buttons with an ugly stick.
Urban Dictionary: Rick Santorum http://t.co/blvsuoKt "semen mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous anal sex"
Imagine what sort of bigoted, intolerant, ignorant asshole you'd have to be to vote for any Republican, let alone Santorum? Amazing.
Rick Santorum's 12 Most Offensive Statements | ThinkProgress http://t.co/nn8H4UGN Actually there are many, many more than these 12...
Hallelujah!! Comedy Central finally supports HTML5 video!! (Took them long enough.) http://t.co/5LsCAZCu
RT @gknauss: You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

Thursday 1/5

How To Use Impress.Js http://t.co/4bodPumZ (NICE! All the various data attributes to use are spelled out here.)
Ooookay. That was amusing, but the beard's got to go. Say goodbye to Mr. Fuzzzy...
I keep on forgetting to sit down with my 9yo and teach him how to dial a phone, like 911, etc. I'm pretty positive he has no idea.
Dozed off while reading. Woke up with the music of 1776 playing in my head. "FOR GOD'S SAKE, JOHN, SIT DOWN!" Strange.

Friday 1/6

@the_sboss It was itching me like crazy, and it had a dark, drool-like stripe down one side of my mouth which I didn't like either. :-)
Another Yahoo! CEO talking about 'innovation'? Yahoo! has never had, and never will have a culture of innovation.
What Yahoo! needs is a ruthless CEO who'll destroy fiefdoms, cut bureaucracy and monetize their efficiency and scale. Is Larry Ellison busy?
@kentbrew Oh, man... no idea. I've always been in awe of the traffic Y! deals with. Does that need a lot of people? I assume so...
Yahoo!'s focus as a company should be about being 'useful'. Their mission should be that clear: To be the most useful website in the world.
"... All rooms have every movie ever made, in any language, anytime, day or night." http://t.co/rT3lOxFb
Clip-on gamepad controller for iOS supporting iCade. Been wondering when something like this would arrive for *years*. http://t.co/5YhPHq6C
Russian blogger posts photos of an unguarded strategic military rocket motor factory near Moscow. Coolness. http://t.co/KrRX1pad

Saturday 1/7

159 campaign promises kept by President Obama. Nice to see it all listed out. Even more still in progress. http://t.co/JXS2ibcf

Sunday 1/8

Getting a smog check to take care of my 'fixit ticket'. I need a new car.
My local library card + O'Reilly's Safari Books Online + my iPad == Happy Russ
There are still 'birthers' in NH. In Nov they flipped out because President Obama's name was allowed on the ballot. WTF http://t.co/xGYP2euN
Honestly, that video of the NH ballot board is scary. Those people are seriously mentally deranged, and threatening judges in public? W.T.F!
After reading this incredibly technical article, I've realized that much of science is just Yak Shaving... http://t.co/QHlCzqOe
Good to see we're getting our corporate house in order - a day before CES and not a single leaked image of the Nokia Lumia 900? Nice!
Apparently John Huntsman demonstrated knowledge of a topic and spoke Mandarin at a debate. He's definitely lost every Republican voter now.

Monday 1/9

I have a cold. Not unexpected given the holiday travels, etc., but still unpleasant.
Not only did I finally remember to look for something like this, I actually found it! :-) http://t.co/tsdMiTys
Get a Midlife. (Ugh). http://t.co/KyOCTqBC
Oof. Groklaw is going to town on Nokia. I'd be more empathetic, but NOK is generally fair, and Android is stolen tech. http://t.co/v31UWw9X
If you think Android device manufacturers are getting hammered now by Microsoft, just wait until after Oracle wins v. Google. Oof!
Remember when I said I was sick yesterday? Turns out I wasn't really sick. NOW I'm sick.
Nokia Lumia 900 LTE Windows Phone, exclusive for AT&T http://t.co/K8VRqE0J
OnLive launches cloud-based Windows desktop (video) - Very cool, available Jan 12th. Cisco does this, but not as nice. http://t.co/wlq5tQH3

Tuesday 1/10

It's great to see OnLive pushing their technology - this is exactly what I was excited about when I blogged a out them *last* January. :-)
RT @nokiadeveloper: The Nokia Lumia 900, running Windows Phone 7.5, is biggest & fastest yet - exclusive w/ @ATT > http://t.co/BBR8Jx ...
@Onlive Please make a Linux client for your Desktop Pro so I never have to install Windows again, and you'll have a customer for life. :-)
I'm sick, and thus in a bad mood, but I just tried Pinterest - it's the most crass service I've ever seen. Like a narcissist's scrapbook.
Video - Nokia CES press conference: Nokia Lumia 900 http://t.co/k9Ud0Mqa
Hmmm. Pseudoephedrine 12 hour release? Why did I buy this stuff? Release it all NOW dammit!
Divorce has the same adverse health effects as smoking 15 cigarettes a day. Joy. http://t.co/3wVU87gX
Larry Miller 5 Levels of Drinking http://t.co/9z6kGR3M
Fundamentals Of Small Arms Weapons (1945) - Part 1 http://t.co/OEjEaD41 I actually watched this whole video. #highoncoldmeds

Wednesday 1/11

Amazon's Kindle Store and Cloud Reader optimized for iPad use (Finally! That took *way* too long to happen.) http://t.co/B7ltNZrv
Ohhhh! This is why milk in Europe isn't refrigerated at the supermarket. I've wondered about this for a decade. http://t.co/49QqgWWL
@ethauvin I buy Silk soy milk for myself, and get the refrigerated version simply because it's there next to the regular milk for my son.
@ethauvin That's probably why the UHT milk is refrigerated as well... because that's where the rest of the milk is. :-)
@jimh Sorry Jim! It's hard keeping track of whether you Brits want to be considered European or not... :-)
Holy cow! Let me try again - while I was in Madrid, my local 'Caprabo' supermarket sold non-fresh milk in stacks. Now I know how. :-)
Almost thought I had the flu: Stuffy nose, coughing, lethargy, headache, muscle aches. Then I realized it's just a head cold + middle age.
Dear Twitter and Facebook (et al.): Google is not a public service, nor a monopoly. They can show whatever fucking results they want.
If you are unhappy with Google, use Bing or Yahoo! or Ask or DuckDuckGo, or Blekko. Also, AOL uses Google's index, but with no G+.
Hey, I'm feeling better... Two solid days in bed seems to have actually worked.
@derricks If we were in Australia, it'd probably be 'a heap of programmers'. :-)
Hmm, got up, showered/dressed, started puttering around the house. Now I feel woozy. Wait, is this a Twitter faux pas? Tweeting while sick?

Thursday 1/12

I think I was able to resist my bi-annual urge to move to the Mac. Gnome 3 is growing on me, especially with https://t.co/meOjVxCl
@counternotions This reminds me that you're still an anonymous, ignorant asshole.
@Codecademy Just FYI: I tried to show my son your site on his Chromebook and the console wouldn't work. Seems like a missed opportunity!
@Codecademy Sure, I'll figure out how to get ChromeBooks to take screen shots and send them on.

Friday 1/13

It's surprising how much I'm reading articles from @TheAtlantic lately. http://t.co/3tInVjAg
Obama administration says Baltimore police violated 1st, 4th & 14th Amendments by deleting files on seized cell phone. http://t.co/V4cB9dOm
Just played with OnLive Desktop on my iPad - so cool! It's running a locked down version of Windows on the server, but shows the potential.
OnLive Desktop was incredibly clean, smooth and responsive - unlike any other remote desktop app I've tried, local or cloud based.
I used to use Windows Remote Desktop on my Nokia 770 back in the mid 2000s. It was a fantastic way to get all the power of a PC in my hand.
We could be on the verge of swinging back around to thin clients again...
Master List Of Well-Designed, American-Made Products http://t.co/8ZedXIOC
Awesome - an idiotic boycott of Girl Scout cookies (because they don't discriminate against LGBT) goes down in flames. http://t.co/NnLxpy6Z
Boy Scouts should be wiped from the planet. Their public discrimination is abhorrent. They're little better than the Nazi youth.
You'd be amazed at how many people on Facebook seem to confuse random Nokia research publication posts with technical support forums.
@ARJWright Boy Scouts actively discriminate against gays, and if that wasn't bad enough, also forbid atheists in any parental involvement.
@ARJWright I had to have a conversation wih my son, "Yeah, it does look fun, but they hate gay people and your Daddy. Sorry." Fuck them.
I bet the OnLive update for iPad is so late because Apple won't allow their online store. Next, Amazon being inaccessible from Safari.
@ARJWright No one 'represented themselves' like that - this is their national policy. http://t.co/lMwkCE6v
@tomiahonen It's sad that the BSofA is the exception. Happily the Girl Scouts appear to be better representatives of the U.S.
@Rits Duly noted, I'll make sure to clarify BSofA in future rants. :-)

Saturday 1/14

Yep, I think I've just about read everything there is to read about CES 2012. If I didn't read it, it probably didn't matter.
I wonder why I've yet to see the new Twitter UI... it's been a month or so, no? I almost forgot it even existed...
'Tinker Tailer Solder Spy'... I think a better title would have been 'What the HELL is going on!?'
As a first-gen techie with an uncommon/longish name, I rarely have issues getting my username. But man, my kid and his generation is hosed.
I have to assume every single person named Russell Beattie on the planet hates me. 'This frigin' guy again!?!'
I forgot how much I've cut down on domain names - not counting my .io fetish - I'm down to just 12.

Sunday 1/15

Lumiappaday #58: Wordament demoed on the Nokia Lumia 800: http://t.co/7MKAgpaa This is fantastic! You compete *live* against other players.
Fox News Lies Keep Them Out of Canada http://t.co/XI43Wv6Y (Canada's Radio Act says a licenser may not broadcast false or misleading news.)
That was from a year ago, I wonder how much headway they've made in establishing a FalseNews in Canada since then.
Samsung Merging Its Bada OS With Intel-Backed Tizen Project - Forbes http://t.co/FUOZloo0 Oh my. They should call it "Bad Zen"...
@DJA1LIVE The @ is used for actual Twitter user names. I'm @RussB (not the guy in your photo). Same for @Vault, @Powerhouse, @Red, etc. .
"If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?" http://t.co/SNmLUL3g
@derricks It's so *hard* to describe the difference between FaceTime and anything else. But the simplicity/quality is significant, no?
Listening to Public Radio streaming from Minnesota to get away from Prairie Home Companion, played endlessly on KQED.
Minnesota Public Radio's local promos use background music from mid-90s gangster rap: "Regulate", "California Love", etc... Hysterical!
Colbert Super PAC Ad - http://t.co/pQHU0IJn I'm not Colbert's biggest fan (even fake Republicans piss me off) but this *awesome*.