I just did a Google/Yahoo Search on my name using YaGoohoo!gle and what did I discover? Someone has domain squatted mispellings of my name. russelbeattie.com and russellbeatie.com both point to some Google Ad trap. URRGH!!
It wouldn't make me so mad if 1) they weren't so highly ranked and 2) I hadn't thought about registering the typos before and decided not to do it because I never thought it would matter.
Fuckers. I really hope they burn in hell.
Update: Here's their contact info, please feel free to email, call or fax them and tell them what scumbags they are.
North American Internet, LLC
5201 Kingston Pike, Suite 6323
Knoxville, TN 37919 US